Hannah Ferguson is a Sports illustrated model who HAS AWESOME TITS …and like other Sports Illustrated models before her…has booked Carl’s Jr ad featuring Paris Hilton, because her pussy looks and smells like burger and more importantly, because someone at Carl’s Jr owed her a favor…but I guess she serves her purpose and makes this Hanna Ferguson look hotter than she is…it’s one those “Put her next to the bird women – she’ll shine” – situations but with more burger eroticism… I get annoyed promoting companies who don’t give me money – doing it for free even though they are worth a billion dollars….and can afford to pay me…It’s not like I eat their burgers or love their burgers…hell I don’t even like this ad very much, it’s like Paris Hilton is old and annoying, let’s fucus on hot girls having sex with burgers not old washed up bitches having sex with burgers because it is the only thing left in the room that they haven’t had sex with….
Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on. It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes. That only happens in escort agencies and brothels… So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination… Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.
Kelly Brook posted this to Instagram 4 or 5 days ago and no one really cared because no one really cares about Kelly Brook. I can assume that this video was shot over a year ago when this horrible song was first put into the world to brainwash us and make us want to shoot ourselves in the ear to not hear it ever again… Even the most retarded pop culture retard must hate this song by now…it’s been so overplayed…the only person who should still be dancing to this is EMILY RAT-COW…because it was the only thing she’s done that has mattered to date…and will likely be the only thing she ever does ever…she’s that level of talent… Yet she’s dancing to it…and not screaming…all while looking 20 pounds lighter than she looked last week…making me thing it’s months old….but its’ still some UK Glamour Model living the dream in America…doing American things…with her big tits America doesn’t love, but that the UK made famous enough to bring her here…and the whole thing isn’t that magical…but tits are worth looking’ at always…so here they are. TO SEE PICS OF FATTER KELLY BROOK PUMPING GAS CLICK HERE
Caroline Wozniacki and Serena Williams are pro tennis players who decided to hit the beach in Miami to show you the extreme differences in Tennis bodies…one of the tennis bodies may be a man doing some lady bug shit to win against the girls…I mean the white girl doesn’t stand a fucking chance… In the event you’ve never been to this site, you will know that I don’t like sports, I find them a waste of fucking time up some mindless bullshit for idiots to get excited about…but maybe I am just gay… But I do love women’s tennis…not that these pics really do it justice, but girls screaming, moaning, almost orgasmic while sweating and grunting…as their skirts flash their panties…is as close to hardcore porn as a sport can get…and for that…I commend these champions…even if they both aren’t the one’s I masturbate too when it is on TV….
The hipster models name is SAMANTHA TOTEM ….you’ve probably never heard of her, because I haven’t heard of her, and I’ve heard of everyone….and she’s fucking amazing…I mean a young, skinny, ethnic looking face with big tits and a nice ass, that makes even the most racist mexican or asian or whatever the fuck she is, racist willing to overlook his bigotry and fuck…. She is being shot by a photographer named Zach McCaffree , who you haven’t heard of because you’re more into the tits in pictures than the dude who lures the girl into the apartment, convinces to get half naked, and takes the pics and releases them out to the internet…. I don’t think these pics are for anything but the dudes portfolio, which makes it even more impressive that he got her naked. Good job Zach.
I think this picture of Courtney Stodden is a friendly reminder that she exists, you know after all that press she’s got over the years to become famous for the sake of being famous…but more importantly, it’s a friendly reminder that she’s fucking perfect and the kind of girl I would sing love songs to, hoping she would give our love a chance…or at least use me for publicity when promoting her sex tape that you know needs to happen…it’s just a matter of her falling into a little more irrelevance…which will happen…it happens to all girls…even the most delicate angel sent from heaven like Courtney Stodden…
OMG! A model who has made her career being half naked…and even naked sometimes…I’m talking titties for fashion back from before she was a mom..gets into a wet t-shirt for a photoshoot and people actually care..even though she’s 100 years old in model years…and seeing her pull this wet t-shirt thing off like a college girl…only old as fuck…is…fuck it…fuck it all to hell…it’s hot..I’ll give into this one…fuck you for winning wet white t-shirt fetish….I can’t be a hater at all times…sometimes even the most evil, soulless pricks need to love……
Come on Dr. Phil. Dr. Phil Tweet Sparks Outrage According to The NY Post Twitter makes it easy to communicate with millions at once, but as Phil McGraw — better known as TV’s Dr. Phil — learned on Tuesday it also makes it that much easier to put one’s foot in one’s mouth. “If a girl is drunk, is it OK to have sex with her? Reply yes or no to @drphil #teenaccused,” McGraw’s official account tweeted to his 1.2 million followers Tuesday afternoon. As even the most oblivious person may have expected the tweet wasn’t well received. As tends to happen on the Internet, a flood of negative responses soon followed. The hashtag #DrPhil!questions started trending almost immediately, incensed users venting their anger and disgust at the former Oprah crony. Sensing they had made a mistake, whoever handles McGraw’s account quickly deleted the tweet, but the damage was already done. Producers attempted to explain the tweet in a statement released earlier today, reports Deadline, claiming the tweet was just a poll question and nothing else. “This Tweet was intended to evoke discussion leading into a very serious show topic based upon a recent news story, hence the #teensaccused label. It was a poll question, not a statement or a joke. As he has maintained over many years, Dr. Phil believes that the position of those incapacitated in any fashion; be it drugs, alcohol, age or mental illness can not and do not have the capacity to give their consent to anything, especially sex, which could have life changing repercussions. This was a research post in preparation for a show, not a personal post and Dr. Phil deleted it the second he saw it. It was clearly ill-advised. We sincerely apologize that it suggested anything other than what was intended, data gathering. As you can imagine, Dr. Phil is very upset that this happened.” It’s unlikely that the statement will make the tweet any less embarrassing for the talk show host, but as large as the backlash may be, the episode the poll was for still reportedly filmed earlier today. It’s set to air at an unknown time next season. It’s good to spark discussion, but some people go too far. Do you think the tweet crossed the line?
Kim Kardashian has taken a pathetic page from Kris Jenner. A few weeks after Jenner teased her talk show premiere with a supposed North West photo , Kim took to Facebook this week and posted a shot of herself, Kourtney Kardashian and a baby, with the caption: Love these precious moments… This is not daughter North West she’s looking at, of course. It is a picture of nephew Mason Dash from a few years ago. And it seems like even the most ardent Kim Kardashian supporters are growing sick of the fake-outs and misleading images/information. Wrote one follower: “Enough kim !! We already know this is not ur baby north west !! … U want millions of dollars just to see ur baby ? C’mom … Ur baby worth that money? Cuz i dont think so !!!” Really. We couldn’t have said it better ourselves, Kim fan. Take all the time and privacy you want, Kim. But don’t toy with the emotions of those who follow your every move, Tweet and Facebook posting in this manner. Seriously. This is getting ridiculous even by your standards.
Ever since Jennifer Love Hewitt broke her wrist , I’m guessing it’s been a little harder for her to dress herself. That’s the only reason to explain the parachute pants , right? I wonder who Jennifer’s talking to here. Probably MC Hammer, to thank him for lending her this outfit. But if she needs a hand in the future, Jennifer can just call me instead. I’d be happy to help her get into even the most complicated lingerie. Related Articles: Jennifer Love Hewitt Needs An Extra Hand Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Weight Loss Secret: Get Ridiculed Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude In Playboy? No Chance Who’s The Real Bitch? Photos: FameFlynet
