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Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day

Selena Gomez is showing off her little implants…that she got to balance out her awkward shaped, sometimes bloated looking body that I guess you can blame on her Lupus and the steroids she has to take so that she doesn’t die a premature death, so that she can go onto make shitty music, shitty movies, and hang with shitty rich kids making up a little group of popular LA rich girl cool kids, that if you were in high school, they’d be the ones you jerk off to, and probably the first ones you shoot when you do your fantasy school shooting…because they don’t give you the time of day… The post Selena Gomez Big Titties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel’s in Some Magazine of the Day

Candice Swanepoel did Self Magazine…who cares…she’s a model…that is what she does…here are the pics.. She Also Did a Hot Shoot for Maxim, even though I fucking hate Maxim and they try to sue me all the fucking time, even though they used to pay me to link them – because they are assholes….To see those pics CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel’s in Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Busts Out Again!

Here’s the world’s most famous porn star  Kim Kardashian doing what she does best: distracting me from how annoying I think she is with those massive funbags of hers. According to my sources, she’s headed out to dinner in New York or something here. But I’m pretty sure none of you perverts care about the details when it comes to Kim’s cleavage, so just enjoy. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Barbara Palvin’s Cleavage Show

It’s been too long since we’ve gotten any new pictures from underrated hottie Barbara Palvin . So even though I tend to prefer seeing her wearing lingerie to clothes (or better yet, nothing at all ), I guess these are going to have to do. Beggars can’t be choosers, right? Because if they can, I’ve got a bunch of great ideas for her next shoot… » view all 14 photos Continue reading

2015 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Celebrate

So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like  Hannah Davis ,  Rose Bertram , Hailey Clauson , Solveig Mork Hansen , Ashley Smith , Kelly Rohrbach , Emily Ratajkowski , Sara Sampaio , Hannah Ferguson , Samantha Hoopes , Chrissy Teigen , Erin Heatherton , Lily Aldridge , Gigi Hadid , Irina Shayk , Genevieve Morton , and Ashley Graham . And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already. » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com

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“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s a whole bunch of porn stars talking about love for the latest video from RatedXLife . And even though some of them have a tough time with the question, I can’t laugh. Because as a blogger, I’m not really clear on what love is either. But if I know anything about love, it’s that I’m pretty sure you feel it in your pants. And also, that I love porn stars.

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“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars

“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, here’s a whole bunch of porn stars talking about love for the latest video from RatedXLife . And even though some of them have a tough time with the question, I can’t laugh. Because as a blogger, I’m not really clear on what love is either. But if I know anything about love, it’s that I’m pretty sure you feel it in your pants. And also, that I love porn stars.

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“What is Love?” According to Porn Stars

Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day

I don’t know if this is gay or not, but every time I see Behati Prinsloo, I smell Adam Levine’s sperm…not that I know what sperm smells like, even though I theoretically have sperm, and probably always smell of sperm, making me desensitized to sperm smells, but not making the girls I sperm on desensitized because they always seem to throw up when they come in contact with it… I think it is more of a figurative thing….where all I see is his annoying face any time I try to think she’s hot. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Behati Prinsloo Smells Like Adam Levine for Some Event of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .

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Hailey Clauson for Some Catalog Shit of the Day

Hailey Clauson is a model who gets a lot of hype, who is booking a ton of campaigns, who everyone loves, even though her claim to fame was suing one of her clients after she shot erotic content for them when she was underage, in what anyone with a brain would know was a set-up to cashout….something that would make me never hire her for jobs, but that I guess she played victim on, and instead still gets work….but I know what she’s capable of. The same kind of girl who cries rape, or tells the police you beat her up after she smashes her own face with a frying pan, all to fuck you over…..only hot enough to warrant putting up with…because hot girls get away with everything!

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‘Meow The Jewels’ Is Happening—Watch The First Clips From El-P’s Studio

Run the Jewels have unveiled the first clips of a remix album made entirely out of cat sounds.

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