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Darren Criss Officially Not Signed on to Bret Easton Ellis’s Downers Grove

So much for that bit of dubious casting ! A rep tells Movieline that Darren Criss is not signed on to the next Bret Easton Ellis film Downers Grove (an adaptation of Michael Hornberg’s thriller), even though Ellis took back the “tasteless” HIV -related joke he made about Glee . Downers Grove concerns “a cursed high school in the Chicago suburb of Downers Grove.” Once upon a time I worked at a Barnes & Noble in Downers Grove, IL. The “Christian Inspiration” section was indeed haunting!

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Emma Stone’s Street Walkin’ in a Shitty See Through of the Day

Emma Stone is getting a lot of hype these days… I don’t really know why, maybe it is cuz hollywood needs a cute hot young redhead to star in shitty movies….and Lohan is predisposed….only instead of being a heroin snorting, self absorbed, little cunt of a person that was totally unappreciative of everything she was handed in her spoiled little life…but instead became a tormented soul…she seems almost decent….maybe too decent for my liking, almost wholesome…cuz she hasn’t had any slutty scenes, any nude pics, any drunken disasters, and pussy flashes or nipple slips…..but I doubt anyone in Hollywood is any of those things…cuz you have to have no soul, decency, self-respect to make it in Hollywood….so this is just an image they are trying to portray….and by they I mean her team of people who don’t want us knowing she’s been pregnant a dozen time and has 15 houseboys who fuck her up the ass at the same time in her basement….but that’s all speculation.

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Halle Berry Spectacular Tit Pics of the Day

Here are some pictures of Halle Berry trying to protect her baby from the paparazzi like the amazing mother she clearly is….I mean how can she not be a good mother with tits like that…shit can feed a fucking tribal village during a famine….even though that’s a little too black of a task for this Hollywood princess, you know since she’s just lucky she had a black dad who she is estranged from to give her a skin tone that allowed her to have some marketability in a time of affirmative action and politically correctness….everything about her persona is white….even the men she fucks….but these tits..are spectacular no matter what their race / color and cree is…I figure that’s why she’s wearing the peace sign…cuz her pussy is like the UN’s human rights peace keeping department celebrating one race….the human race…at least that’s what I like to think while masturbating to her. I’m worldly like that.

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Hilary Duff’s Amazing Pregnant Ass in Tight of the Day

What better way to celebrate being 3 months pregnant with a billionaire homojock hockey player who has made her broad shouldered and now broad uterus and soon to be broad vaginaed and not even cuz it was team initiation season and she was the prop…than to throw on a pair of tights and show the world your amazing ass that we can fantasize about raw dogging, cuz clearly she doesn’t use condoms, but more importantly that we don’t have to worry about knocking up, even though Hilary Duff is one of those girls who if given the opportunity, you dig through the depths of your testicles and find that one sperm that isn’t two-headed, confused or half dead, and you make the motherfucker stick…cuz she’s a keeper and you’ve always envied K-Fed….here’s her ass.

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Paz de la Heurta Crawling Around for Jeans of the Day

I have a crush on Paz de la Heurta….I’ve seen her naked a lot and it is safe to say she is one of the hottest crackhead looking bitches on TV…so you can imagine my happiness when I was sent this ad campaign for some jean company that should be paying me cuz all of 20 people have seen it before my powerhouse internet hand got a hold of it, despite how amazing she is crawling around…even though I’d rather just look at her naked ….and that’s the end of my story…

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Alicia Keys Not So Erotic Bathing Suit Pics of the Day

I just finished saying that I didn’t care what a bitch looked like, just as long as she was in a bikini…well I want to take that statement back…cuz I know that what happened was I was so excited by all the ridiculously hot pussy…that when the ugly bitches walked by I didn’t even notice them..and if I did….I was so excited by the hot pussy that I was pretty willing to finger their assholes with my tongue… Cuz when ugly pussy is alone, in a “Me against the pool” party….it’s hardly something you want to mount like an animal in the fucking jungle….but instead…it is something you’d rather want to erase from your memory…espeically when it is in picture…something hardly jerk off-able…but the good news is that this in the fucking internet and you’ve got yourself some google to take care of your pervert needs…pervert. To See her In a Bikini Top – God Knows Why You’d Want To – FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lopez in her Bikini of the Day

I’m hardly surprised to see J.Lo in a bikini, covering her shitty parts, cuz she’s in her 40s…but I am still surprised she won People’s Most Beautiful people, I mean before remembering that everything is fucking paid for and staged in a marketing campaign, it’s just too subtle for the average person to grasp, cuz the average person is an idiot and likely believes she’s the most beautiful person, even though, as you’ll notice in these bikini pics, she definitely fucking isn’t…. Yay… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Naked Subway Rider of the Day

I was told to put this video – of what may be a dude…or just a lesbian hipster chick…with its pants around its ankles cuz it’s hot out up – I don’t find it all that exciting. If anything it is disgusting…even though I love public nudity…and love anyone willing to get naked in public…something I am sure is an everyday thing in NYC….where this video was shot… Now I’m going drinking.

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New Arctic Monkeys Video

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I sat the last Arctic Monkeys record out even though the band’s debut makes my top 20 albums of the 00’s list. Here’s the video for their new single, it features a girl crawling around in a catsuit, I guess. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : The Reformed Broker Discovery Date : 07/07/2011 17:09 Number of articles : 2

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Kate Hudson’s Baby Daddy’s Mom’s Old Lady Tits of the Day

A day is not considered complete without staring at at least one set of old lady tits in a tube dress….or maybe it is….I mean who really cares about trashy looking bitches who convinced their son to knock up Goldie Hawn’s daughter cuz we all know she doesn’t believe in abortions all the time….because it would lead to the good life…even though Kate Hudson doesn’t have tits like your momma, but you can always come home to breast feed and lets face it, she pretty much looks equally as haggard…I saw something borrowed I know how it is…yeah you heard me right I saw something borrowed…so what…

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