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Adriana Lima’s Topless Underwear Shoot of the Day

Victoria’s Secret don’t want us to forget that the Fashion show is coming out soon….but more importantly to their business model…that holiday shopping is coming soon…so they leak picture after picture of hot bitches half naked in boring, yet half naked, therefore hardly boring poses, so people like me, who get no money for this, even though it’s all corporate and evil, to write about it, because I value the half naked nature of the hot bitches they use, more than I value cold hard cash they should be fucking paying me….it’s the best scam going…didn’t need to go to business school to figure that one out… So here’s Lima, a mom, topless grabbing tit, all photoshopped and shit, because she’s still hot, even though I’m ready for new period blood to stain the panties that are Victoria’s Secret….I’ll be nostalgic and post the shit…I mean that sex face is too hard to pull out on….even though she’s catholic and anti abortion…the kinda pussy you risk it with….if you’re in it, and debating not knocking her up, then you aren’t a K-Fed like the rest of us, and you’ve probably won at life…but you get what I’m saying… Oh and here are some supposed 2011-2012 Fashion show leaked fitting pics….in video….I can’t confirm or deny…cuz I don’t care… Here’s those topless pics…

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Melanie Iglesias Does Halloween Bullshit of the Day

I wrote about Melanie Iglesias, a Hometown Hottie for Maxim, the dying publisher for frat boys and jocks who once featured me and who once paid me for traffic years ago even though I hate them…..yesterday…. Well it turns out she’s a way bigger deal than I thought. she’s got a huge fan bases and releases her own videos, rock’s twitter and youtube for a lot of fucking people, and she’s using her stardom or low level of stardom to leverage into something bigger, by making clever videos of her in every fetish costume you can think of in this flipbook for the intenet that you may masturbate to even though she’s not all that bomb….but good enough cuz she’s half naked…. She’s likely not related to Julio and Enrique, cuz if she was she wouldn’t be bottom feeting like this, so thank god not all spics are the same….. So here she is in many costumes…

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Amanda Seyfried Spandex Short Dog Walker of the Day

Everything is amazing about Amanda Seyfried….even when she’s boring I still want to lock her in my basement and whisper sweet nothings in her ear as I stroke her hair and tell her I’ll never let her go…not to sound creepy or anything…she’s just got a spell on me and that’s my argument for court…she made me do it by seducing me via movie roles she got naked in and paparazzi picture I could tell she was staging for me……not to sound creepy or anything… She has got it going on…on all levels…looks. career, body, tits, the fact that she gets naked for money…..and she’s even better when she drops the dumpy, sloppy, unshowered (even though I’d love to give her a sponge bath with my tongue) look…..and throws her hot little twat into some fucking spandex…. She’s good.

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Miss Universe 2011 is Miss Angola Leila Lopes Tits of the DAy

Here is the winner of Miss Universe pageant, Miss Angola, Leila Lopes because pageants are fucking creepy as shit…but hilarious….cuz I love me some half black women who think they are hotter than every other bitch in the world cuz they won some irrelevant title…even though they are the vapid, 2-dimensional idiots who don’t mind making fools of themselves…that specific kind of bitch looking for fame and it’s hilarious….listen these profiles…. “Loves to eat, but doesn’t know how to prepare the food”….”Parks cars, but doesn’t know how to drive stick so she crashed a Mazorati”…”She’s studying communications but has no career path”…”She was hired to milk goats for over a month”….imagine the handjobs….Genius…even though they aren’t….fucking retards… Now here are some pics of the winner’s rockin’ tits…

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JoJo’s Inspiring Performance of the Day

Here’s Jojo’s inspirational performance that has 15 views on Youtube to remind us to never give up, even if you should, because no matter what, there will be at least 100 perverted guys who used to be obsessed with you, willing to jerk off to you as an adult for Old Times sake, even though you got fat, went back, and really never were all that….because people are weird….I mean what else is she gonna do…it’s not like she’s educated, and she’s got that taste of fame she wants to bring back, and I like watching trainwrecks, so it all works out in the end, however, this comeback would have been better more naked, more damaged…I want more desperation dammit…

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Alec Baldwin and His Young Vagina to Inspire You of the Day

Alec Baldwin and me are pretty much best friends…he even hits me up on twitter…for all to see…cuz he’s not ashamed of me like everyone else I know is…. I mean tweeting someone once makes you best friends right? Either way, I figure I might as well post pics of his 27 year old girlfriend, because I like to celebrate young girls and the hope they bring to people in shitty relationships….cuz you can jerk off to them, and when your shitty relationship ends, you can fuck them….cuz for some reason….even if you are moderately successful and not even a celebrity…there there will always be a young girl who will let you stick your dick inside her while pissing off the whore who dumped you….as she grows old and disgusting… So lets celebrate Alec Baldwin, my friendship with him that doesn’t exist, and most importantly, his young pussy…cuz young pussy inspires….

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January Jones Illegitimate Baby Does in Uterus Yoga of the Day

I don’t remember a time before January Jones was pregnant…mainly because she was relatively insignificant….except maybe for this GQ LINGERIE PHOTOSHOOT ….because I didn’t watch Mad Men….so she was virtually unknown to me…I didn’t even find her that hot when I did see pics of her…but like any bitch who gets knocked up and decides to keep the baby, even though she’ll be raising it without a father, I can’t get enough of her…I guess I’m just drawn to broken homes, white trash, kids with no fathers, because I am the drunken stepfather after all….

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Katherine Heigl Lesbian Lumber Jack of the Day

I think I see her cock…which is weird for such a cunt….maybe it’s just a huge clit…who cares…she’s disgusting…

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Vanessa Pudgens Dyking Out of the Day

If you’re into chubby dykes….or more importantly if you’re into hot young girls who were dating a gay guy and in turn took nude pics of herself for the internet to get some male attention, only to have taken those pics at 17, knowing the internet couldn’t post them cuz they were illegal to view and that she’s not worth getting arrested for…even though I just think that’s a line cuz she’d be guilty of producing kiddie porn…who cut off their hair and turn into chubby dykes….then these pics are for you….Vanessa Hudgens dyked out in a stupid hat and not very revealing outfit…Sucks…

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