Jaimie Alexander is doing this marketing thing proper…everything strategic and well timed…from her twat yesterday…to an Esquire feature today…people like me who do this everyday and had never heard of her before…are now made aware…and at 29…I guess she’s got no choice but to step her shit up…cuz if you don’t make it by 30…you ain’t ever gonna make it girls…don’t blame me…it’s just the way it is…but I’ll always take you in…because 30′s not that bad…it is usually ready to fuck, perfectly broken, and has given up on high hopes and expectations….it’s just not good enough to land real movie gigs like THOR… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS AND VIDEO VISIT ESQUIRE CLICK HERE
Gaga is the worst…that’s probably why she hired a top grade fashion photographer Terry Richardson to document her VMA experience… Bitch is so broken down that she needs a professional to make her instagram pics bearable… She’s rich so her everyday selfie instagram model bullshit is shot by Terry cuz she has the budget to make her secret internet fatty shit work… So she’s trying hard to get back into the mix and cared about…and she’s doing it as strategic as possible with the right team…and as much as she’s groupie-ing on Terry Richardson, he’s Groupie-ing on her, because he’s always been obsessed with famous people, it’s good for business, in some millionaire groupie-ing on millionaire weirdness But at least she’s half naked in some of it….even though gaga half naked is awful…it’s better than her clothed. To see some pics of them together CLICK HERE
Amanda Seyfried is consistently boring as fuck in all she does, yet behind all the boring is a chick with a great little body, some rocking’ tits, who isn’t scared to show them off in movies or on TV, whether playing a lesbian killer in Toronto Canada in Chloe, or a broken down pornstar in Lovelace, making me wonder why she doesn’t ever channel any of that exhibitionist slut into her everyday life when she’s not getting paid for it, making me realize that if you wanna see the Amanda Seyfried slut, you gotta pay her, which is a bummer, cuz that makes her a whore, and whores are always more depressing than girls out there doing it for free, especially when you’re working on a budget…and can’t afford them…especially when the whore in question is all fucking Hollywood like this Amanda Seyfried character.
I hate Victoria’s Secret in terms of the evil corporate brand, the shitty product offering, the played out, repetitive creative direction of their photoshoots, but I like their choice in models, even when old an fat, and moms cuz like a good Catholic, they don’t use condoms, but then again who really does. My love for model, carries through into my everyday life. I only talk to tall skinny girls. And the good thing about tall skinny girls, other than them not being fat, is the likelihood that they have done some level of modeling – usually low level because let’s face it they are talking to me. And the nice thing about low level modeling, is that it means titty pics from photoshoots and the nice thing about the internet, and being this good at the internet, you know cuz I work it daily, is that I can easily find that shit…I just need a name. I mean I guess I could just try to sleep with them, instead of stalking them on the internet, for nude pics, but that requires work and I hate work, if I liked worked, I probably would have a job other than stalking pics of babes that I don’t get paid to do….like these pics of Adriana Lima…. I’m glad we took this journey together.
