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Amanda Bynes Not In My Kid of Gym Clothes of the Day

I usually prefer when girls go to the gym dressed in booty shorts and a shorts bra, you know to really not let any clothing get in the way of their deep fucking squats, so that after they are sweating and digusting, I can pretty much make out their entire vagina and ass definition, because you know what it turns me the fuck on. Almost enough to join a gym, but that would be crazy. Amanda Bynes, despite her level of awesome, doing her Andy Kaufman crazy fuck with the public through twitter because they talk about her, would do better if her gym clothes were a lot less Muslim. I mean shit, she looks like this OCD woman who I see walking around my apartment who wears 8 layers of clothes, a hood, a scarf to cover her face, gloves, like she’s Michael Jackson and allergic to the sun, and they’re very little erotic in that. I mean Bynes has a body that needs to be more scandalous, but I’ll still try jerking off to these, you know to challenge my jerking off skills, next leveling it.

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Oh Shit! Miley Cyrus Was Let Out of Her House of the Day

Miley Cyrus has been allowed out of her house. Oh shit. And she’s gone wild. Oh Shit. I assume that’s what happens when you are the caged money making animal at the zoo, that is finally let out of the cage to explore what the world they were always kept away from, because the world is a scary place, and the cage is safe, and where we keep our money making animals. You know, she’s high profile, has fans, the paparazzi would rip her apart now that she’s single, something my penis would like to do to her vagina, if it was only more substantial. Her sheltered life filled with handlers sometimes gets pushed aside, you know cuz she is the money making animal and she calls the shots, and I guess this is the evidence of that whole =”This is my life, and I just want to live it and be normal” rebellion…..that I like to call the gateway to falling off the fucking deep end. You can’t steal her life fame. You hear that. Oh Shit. Now let’s do a low key, low profile, parking lot photoshoot to really not get noticed on this incognito, attempt at integrating into society like a normal….hustle…. Oh Shit.

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Miley Cyrus Cussin’ at the Airport with her Fans of the Day

Here is Miley acting all bratty and hollywood at the airport…..where she’s nice to her fans….as they talk nonsense with her…but where she ignores the paparazzi…and when they ask if she’s picked out a dress for her fake wedding…she says “ughhh fucking hell”….cuz I guess life’s hard being famous and a millionaire and keeping up the lie that is her fake marriage for the fans….because the whole lesbian porn addict slut is a bad look….and all I know is that if you ignore the sounds she makes…and her face…she’s lovely….and tight bodied…thank you Disney for your hormone therapy / Peter Pan treatment…. Here’s one of her twitter pics….cuz I like looking at her

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Miley Cyrus Cussin’ at the Airport with her Fans of the Day

Sophie Turner Getting Frisky for Social Media of the Day

This reminds me of those college girls from when I used to go to college parties…who would get “so drunk”….that they’d have to make out with each other aggressively….all because they loved the guys cheering them on and celebrating the idea that girls kiss each other…in a time when lesbians and gays were not mainstream or everywhere or trendy…but instead some forbidden thing that happened at slumber parties that we weren’t invited to….and I guess it makes sense that Sophie Turner would be doing that hustle for social media…since she is her her 30s and totally out of touch….but I’ll still post it…

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Sophie Turner Getting Frisky for Social Media of the Day

Kheenah Fossey Topless for Nuts of the Day

My good friend over at some site that I cannot mention because it will lose his cool man credibility wrote me some hate mail…telling me to stop with the victoria’s secret and SI models…and focus on the real models out there…the Glamour Models…cuz they are the only ones who count…and in doing what I am told…here’s some Glamour Model…also known as a stripper who gave a lap dance to the right guy….cuz he worked at NUTS UK and his job is to find big tits willing to be exposed….her name is Kheena….and I guess that’s all the evidence we need of her seedy past….and here are her weird, yet big tits and sloppy body…I can see her cellulite on her belly…..cuz that’s usually what comes with big tits…in photoshoot…

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Random Encounters: Drizzy Drake And Food Network’s Guy Fieri Whippin’ It Real Hard

Let Aubrey cook… Drake And Guy Fieri Pictured Cooking Together Via Hollywood Drake’s official fansite posted this photo to Instagram, sending fans of Drizzy and Flavortown into a tizzy. What wisdom could celebrity chef and New York Times victim Guy Fieri be teaching Jimmy Brooks? Conventional wisdom (and Fieri’s tweets) suggest that Drake was simply cooking with the TV host at a Toronto haunt while Fieri was touring the city for his show Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives. After all, Drake is a native of the the big Tee-oh, so who better to show Fieri around? Representatives from the Food Network have not returned requests for confirmation at the time of publication, but the evidence is pretty stacked. What do you think these two are bumpin’ their gums about? Image via Instagram

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Thrift Store Music Video: Get Your Second-Hand Swag On!

We’re way late on this, but it’s worth it anyway. Seattle rapper Macklemore gets ghetto fab – “Thrift Store” style – in his latest single about … well, shopping at the thrift store. It’s a must-see for those lookin’ to be fly on the cheap: Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Thrift Shop (Ft. Wanz) In the video, Macklemore and producer pal Ryan Lewis scour area thrift stores for everything from fur coats to batman pajamas to cowboy jackets … straight BALLER. The track and its hilarious lyrics and sax-tastic beat appear on Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’ new album, The Heist , which debuted at #2 on the Billboard 200.

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Kris Humphries: Turning Myla Sinanaj into Kim Kardashian?

It’s been far too long since we’ve written about Kris Humphries and Myla Sinanaj. But Hollywood Life sources say the on-again-off-again- blackmailing-occasionally couple is once again back at it, with an expensive twist: Sinanaj has new breasts… bankrolled by Humphries! “Kris paid for Myla’s boob job because he’s trying to turn her into Kim Kardashian ,” this friend claims. “No one knows she got a boob job, but she went from a B cup to a D cup.” See the evidence for yourself in this Myla Sinanaj bikini photo . NOTE: No, Kris and Kim are somehow still not divorced. You can go back to not caring now.

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Kate Upton GQ Italia Cover: Molto Caldo Donna!

Kate Upton covers the Italian issue of GQ – GQ Italia if you will – and the photo shoot has us wondering how to say “very hot woman “in Italian. We looked it up on Google. Hopefully the above headline is right. Either way, she’s hot, despite wearing more clothing than she has in a long time. At least in magazines. Check out Kate on the cover … Other things we need translated? “The skinny blogger who criticized her weight is an idiot.” Well, we don’t actually need that translated. But it is true and bears repeating. In her last few spreads, Kate’s gone away from the Terry Richardson method – showing as much skin as possible – and proven she looks great in clothes as well. Click to enlarge more Kate Upton photos from GQ Italia below … [Photos: GQ Italia]

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Conor Kennedy and Taylor Swift: Totally Dating!

Conor Kennedy may need to be on the lookout for future songs penned in his dishonor… because the 18-year old son of Robert Kennedy Jr. and Mary Kennedy is totally dating Taylor Swift! Consider the evidence: On July 25, Swift and Kennedy were spotted chowing down pizza in Mount Kisco, New York, walking out of the establishment”hand in hand,” according to a People Magazine source. A few days later, they dined with friends in Cape Cod, with Taylor reportedly cozying up to Conor and “smiling a lot,” onlookers say. Ironically, Swift had previously been linked to Patrick Schwarzenegger , a distant relative of Conor’s, after photos captured her hanging out with Arnold’s son during July 4 weekend. But she was actually spending time over that holiday with Kennedy. On December 3, meanwhile, the connections will continue: Swift will be honored by the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice and Human Rights due to her commitment to social change, notably her work against bullying and LGBT discrimination. [Photo: WENN.com]

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