I don’t really know why this “Love Letter” Dr Dre wrote his wife has gone viral. Is it because he’s at Burning Man and confused, but sees opportunity to monetize off the fucking werido hippies? Is it because he’s talking about Tupac and that shit is gangster? Or is it cuz he’s talking about his girlfriend, who is now his wife’s ass… More importantly, I don’t know why I’m posting it. Maybe I’m a hopeless romantic who believes in a good love story.
I always forget where I know Sarah Harding from, it’s hard keeping all these busty British nobodies straight in my head, not to mention which ones I’ve Twitter-proposed to. But if there’s one thing I do remember, it’s that Sarah’s got a great body, which she showed off during the Street Child 5th Anniversary Event, whatever the hell that is. And trust me, there’s no way I’m forgetting Sarah after a dress like this. Well, at least not until the next hot Brit busts out. What can I say? I’m easily distracted when it comes to a great set of funbags. Now, what were we talking about again? » view all 24 photos Photos: WENN.com
I know a lot of people are going to look at these pictures of Miley Cyrus grabbing herself in a thong and stuffing singles down her shorts and say that Miley’s corrupting our nation’s youth or some crap like that. But if anything, I think she’s being a great role model by showing hotties everywhere how to properly use Instagram. So well done Miley, and please keep up the good work.
Awwww, well isn’t that special. Kelly Rowland And Fiancé Root For Serena Williams At The Sony Open Kelly Rowland and her MAN-ager fiancé Tim Witherspoon were spotted in the stands for Day 4 of the Sony Open Thursday. We’re guessing they were there to watch Kelly’s homegirl Serena Williams play. They weren’t the only ones. Serena’s adorable lil brother Dylan was also on hand. Hit the flip for some photos of Serena doing the damn thang. INFPhotos
I thought awards season was officially over, but I’m sure glad it’s not after these pictures of former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins at the ASTRA Awards in Sydney. Because combine some Aussie beauty queen sideboob with a great booty profile and a see-through dress and ditch the underwear, and you’ve got pretty much the greatest dress ever made. Hey, I may not know much about fashion, but I know what I like. And I definitely like this. Yow. Photos: FameFlynet
Perhaps Miley Cyrus should have spent less time showing off her butt bruises this week and more time applying suntan lotion. Because the singer has a serious burn. The superstar posted a pair of new photos to Instagram yesterday, the first of which is a close-up of her VERY red chest. No, this is not another Miley Cyrus topless picture. It’s an example of what happens when one fails to apply properly: Cyrus performed in Tampa last night and wrote as a caption to the painful image: “Quick change today is gonna be a realllllllllll bitch #fuckyeahtampa.” But how do you feel better about a major sunburn? With cash money, of course! Miley also shared a picture with followers that depicted many bills stuffed into her crotch because… well, we have no idea why. She simply wrote “#bangerztour,” apparently wanting us all to know how rich one can be when one Twerks and grinds with a giant teddy bear on stage.
I’ve never been a huge UFC fan, probably because I don’t really care about watching a bunch of ‘roided-out dudes roll around on the ground in a ring. But that said, I am a huge fan of their octagon girls, especially when they look as hot as Aussie model Kahili Blundell here. And after checking out this spread Kahili did for the April issue of Maxim Australia , I think I finally understand why you guys shell out big bucks for pay-per-view. What I still don’t get though is why Kahili walking around in booty shorts doesn’t qualify as the main event.
Sweet baby Beysus … Joan Smalls She Asked To Lick Beyonce In “Yoncé” Music Video Via VanityFair Nobody told Joan Smalls to lick Beyoncé in her “Yoncé ” video. “That was my idea,” the model said on Wednesday, at a launch party for Nike’s collaboration with designer Riccardo Tisci. “I just got inspired by the song—[the lyric] ‘Yoncé all on his mouth like liquor’—I’m like, ‘Can we actually see what Yoncé would taste like? Can I lick her?’ And they’re like, ‘Go for it.’ I’m like, ‘Are you sure?’ And I asked her, and she’s like, ‘Absolutely,’” Smalls said. The video, which also features models Jourdan Dunn and Chanel Iman, had no script, and the women were not required to rehearse. “It was basically us being ourselves, and just in the moment,” Smalls told VF Daily. “It was only a certain vibe, and a certain energy that was required in the video. It was up for interpretation; you could laugh, you could do whatever you want. You just had to be yourself.” And Smalls did not feel weird licking Bey’s chest. “I mean, I do what very few people in this world would ever do,” she said. “So Jay Z is a very lucky man,” she added, laughing. She described Beyoncé as “spectacular, professional, and down to earth.” “She gives it her all. She is so energetic, and she makes you feel like you’re the only person in the room, and that’s something I really find inspiring about her. She’s a good icon.” So how does Beyoncé taste? “Uh, sweet,” Smalls said, laughing again. We’ll never believe that Humpback Hov didn’t at least TRY to make a 3-way play happen, but if he didn’t, he’s a damn fool. Images via YouTube
