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Jenelle Evans Totally Loses It in Front of Her Son: Watch

We've always known that Jenelle Evans is a loose cannon. That she has a couple of screws loose. Basically, name any metaphor for an angry, unstable person, and it probably fits this girl . You'd think that as the years went on and as the babies kept coming, she'd calm down a little bit, right? That she'd manage to mature just enough to be a decent human being. No such luck. These days, Jenelle is less into drugs than she used to be, and she's figured out how to avoid getting arrested, but she's just as hotheaded as ever. And we see that in this alarming sneak peek for the new episode of Teen Mom 2. In the clip, Jenelle is at home with her sons, Jace and Kaiser. Nathan texts her to ask if he can swing by her house to pick up Kaiser — totally normal, but of course David freaks out. But we're not here to talk about David's massive insecurities. We're hear to talk about Jenelle's total inability to communicate in a reasonable way. After texting with Nathan, Jenelle calls her long-suffering mother, Barbara . She tells her that Nathan is coming to pick up Kaiser, but Barbara misheard her. She thinks Jenelle told her to come to her house to pick up Jace. A simple misunderstanding, right? No big deal, right? Fat chance. Maybe to a reasonable person without a track record of blowing things out of proportion. But to Jenelle, it's the biggest deal. As such, Jenelle predictably proceeds to flip out in the most alarming way. She yells at her mother, she ridicules her … it's bad. Beyond bad. And all the while, Jace is listening, looking so, so sad. Watch the heartbreaking clip below:

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Bella Thorne’s Tits on Set of the Day

18 year old who is probably a 40 years old – Bella Thorne is still at her shameless self promotion because she understands casting is based on a girl’s social media following and not her talent – and in order to stay competitive and relevant – getting paid you need that social media following and the best way to get that social media following is by being slutty as you can – in the least slutty way – because any of these social media girls with followers have 80 percent creepy pervert dude following – and not people you’d assume are in their target market…thanks to the world being sexed up and perverted… She’s on set for a job – with some weird stuffed animal and her cleavage..that must be 40…getting paid because that cleavage made her big head relevant on instagram… Weird, but the world we live in. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Bella Thorne’s Tits on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has figured out how to market half naked women, first you find the best looking girls you can, in all parts of the world, then you buy them by signing them into some probably very insane contract, then you get them half naked for your brand in a photoshoot that you will bring the paparazzi to…and that you will make them post on their social media…so that before the shoot even comes up – there’s already 2 media cycles to it… Then when the models aren’t working, you put them into magazines, get them working for other jobs, so that other peoples’ budget indirectly promotes your products because you own the woman… So a competitor thinking “let’s get that VS model to do our shoot it will increase our profile and piggy back on their work”…is really saying let me buy billboards and ads with VS models to promote VS models and make people think VS when they think about us… GET YOUR OWN DAMN PUSSY… Either way, here’s Elsa Hosk – the older Swedish nude one replacing Candice….in some behind the scenes because it’s their hustle: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF ELSA CLICK HERE Here’s newcomer Vita Sidorkina who is being pushed aggressively a fuck by the brand, pretty much named everywhere…except for the mall brand because they are good CHRISTIANS…owned by JEWS….exploiting women…promising them celebrity.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF VITA CLICK HERE The post Elsa Hosk Nipple and some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Models of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Blake Shelton And Potato Chips Wouldn’t Be A Thing Without Black People

You would also have to say goodbye to sneakers and open-heart surgery.

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Here’s How ‘Harry Potter’ Money Translates To Muggle Dollars

A ‘Harry Potter’ fan finally figured out how to translate galleons into U.S. dollars.

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Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day

Sarah Hyland used her tattoo as an excuse to show you her tit…which I guess is common for girls to do…because if they just pull out their tit it seems desperate for attention. You have to remember that she has been on the same show as Sofia Vergara for the better part of her formative years and that Sofia Vergara was a Colombian hooker who snuck into Miami, and figured out how to not only stay in the country illegally, with her baby, but also to become a huge fucking star. It takes strategic whoring…lessons we can assume she’s passed onto little Sarah Hyland, the freakishly young looking girl, so young looking it looks like hormone therapy to stay young to get cast in TV shows as the kid because she can ride it for a decade…which I guess means we should thank Sofia Vergara for helping with this creepy Sarah Hyland fetish… If you’re wondering what it says, it’s something like “Follow My Heart” which I’ve decided to decode as “My ex boyfriend beat me, I had to get a restraining order, people like my parents force me into things I don’t like, I am broken and need to believe in myself, but I am terribly insecure, so let me write it on my titty”… The post Sarah Hyland’s Titty Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day

Jessica Alba has figured out how to connect with her audience using social media…kinda like how she figured out how to lock down her now husband by getting pregnant…in a they broke up, but she got knocked up, so he had to man up situation that I guess worked out for them, even if they sleep in separate beds, since these hollywood types fucking love and worship money, and they turned their marriage, her being a mom situation, and her celebrity despite having little to no talent…to a product line that is apparently worht a billion dollars…and that she owns 20 percent of… She’s doing it with candid bikini pics…that she appropriately titled “Thirsty”…because she’s ironic and clearly not a fucking idiot… The post Jessica Alba in a Bikini Top of the day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day

I wonder if this family draw straws at Sunday dinner to see which one of them gets to be the naked, braless, hard nippled, bare ass, fat assed whore drawing in attention….and which one gets to take a few weeks off to get their plastic surgery and to recover and let it set… It’s like there are so many of them, there’s this constant flow of content that is being put out there on rotation…it’s never fucking ending….and the only hope is that the flimsy world we live in, turns on them and loses interest, but in order for that to happen, a new family with 12 offspring, something only a whore mother’s vagina can handle, because she’s that commited to whoring, that she’s figured out how to mainstream the whoring…taking it from doing it for rich guys, to doing it for the world….and that level of whore desperation is hard to come by…meaning there is very little competition….meaning we’re stuck with these cunts…and their disgusting…everything… But they make money, and I guess that’s the American dream… Look how much the kids like Kylie 1 and Kylie 2 Jenner…. A video posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Nov 17, 2015 at 11:43pm PST The post Weird Naked Kourtney Kardashian of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day

Jessica Biel has managed to do very little in terms of acting since being on that show with the pedophile from Seventh Heaven….I mean she really only did one scandlous shoot, once in her life, and that was enough to put her on the map, and more importantly, put Justin Timberlake onto her, and inside her, to which she just behaved…she just figured out how to lock him in a behave…because he’s rich as fuck, a good person to link up to a make babies with, you know stick to the long haul…so that she can focus on her true passion….doing squats…because this ass, is solid…something we can assume Homosexual Timberlake insists on because he can only cum if her muscular back…has a muscular ass…which I guess as she gets older gets more feminine…and she’s married and probably doesn’t care if homie leaves her…she’s got him locked down in contract…and it’ll pay better than any bullshit acting job she coulda got over years she spent trying to make her baby…and that ass..shit that ass…even though all young girls have asses like this… Here she is on Practicing Abstinece A video posted by Jessica Biel (@jessicabiel) on Oct 19, 2015 at 2:01pm PDT TO SEE SOME MORE OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Biel Timberlake in a Tight Dress of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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