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Celebrating Kat Von D’s Show Getting Cancelled of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Smut peddlers TLC cancelled LA Ink….thank god…. Michelle Bombshell McGee II – is what I call Kat Von D..the manly voiced, over tattooed cuz her dad probably didn’t hug her enough as a child, or maybe he hugged her too much, either way looking damaged as fuck….you know because her new show LA INK relied heavily on Jesse James of Sandra Bullock Nazi Fetish cheating fame, much like Michelle Bombshell’s celebrity….cuz the second the cause of the A-List scandal left the equation…TLC pulled the shit…. Coincidentally, I watched the show at my friend’s house yesterday, for the very first time and questioned why the fuck it was on TV, cuz it was really fucking garbage, and she is really fucking irritating in her controlling cunt who thinks she’s important way…and I can only assume TLC is either reading my mind or following me with cameras for a new show…cuz last week they canned Kate Plus 8 another show I accidentally watched and wanted to see die…only for it to die the next day….Those baby story motherfuckers are onto me…. Here’s to people who don’t deserve to be famous, but have a TV show thanks to all the digital channels needing programming, getting canned like their gutter, sloppy, manly voiced asses deserve….

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Aubrey O’Day’s Stupid Tits of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Fat pig O’Day….the bottom feeding trash people still talk about cuz she has the most fake followers on twitter than any other bottom feeding trash who was on one TV show once, that lead to her getting fucked by diddy, where I assume he complimented her fat ass, cuz it lead to her gaining about 40 pounds, some of that fake tit….that she is still using to be the next Coco…you know hoping a rapper locks her down so she can live the good life without having to spend her Palm Springs trust fund that got her in this mess in the first place…. But cropped down, her big tits, undisrupted by her face….make her really not all that bad….useless, irritating, overrated as a person sure….but I know at least 40 things I’d like to do with these fuckin’ tits…We’ve finally found her calling that she’s been trying to show us she had all these years…and it works for me. To See The Rest of the Pics Even Though I Posted the Best Part….and Who Really Wants to See a Fat Pigs Face When You Can Just Stare at her Cropped Pics…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Candice Swanepoel Saves Lives and Inspires of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re suicidal because you can’t get laid, you’re going to die alone and no one likes you. Or if you hate the pig of a wife who drains you of your time, energy, money and dignity….you know reminding you every time you look at her of the failure in obtaining everything you wanted, those dreams and aspirations you once had… Or if you’re just a pervert….. Just look at Candice Swanepoel, statistically HIV Positive thanks to South Africa AIDS rate, and you can’t hate the world cuz it made this creature….just accept your insignificant, useless, menial, average at best suburban life…and masturbate to her….I feel like it heals all things…not to mention I’m sure at least 10% of the guys who go home with her insist on seeing her AIDS test like an Amsterdam hooker…and jerk off on her beauty instead of fucking her without a condom….and for the record…I wouldn’t be one of those people….

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Anne Hathaway Not Naked in Interview of the Day

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Anne Hathaway did some art fag looking photoshoot for Interview Magazine …it is the kind of shit that you’d expect to find in the text book of your film studies class…all dark and glamourous Film Noir shit and I don’t even know what film noir is…I just know it looks like this and I can’t masturbate to it cuz I’m not a virgina…What it comes down to is that I like her better when href=”http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/2010/11/29/anne-hathaways-tits-jake-gyllenhaals-tiny-gay-penis-in-love-and-other-drugs-of-the-day” target=”_blank”> she is naked …

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Will Smith Courted for Ride on Fantastic Voyage

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Since Hugh ain’t got no car , it appears director Shawn Levy has the next best actor in mind to lead his remake of the silly 1966 sci-fi film Fantastic Voyage : Will Smith. THR reports that Levy will only make the film if an A-list talent is attached, and he’s set up a meeting with Smith to gauge interest. If Smith isn’t a fit, Levy will possibly bail on Voyage all together. Fingers crossed this happens, if only for the inevitable Smith remake of Coolio’s ” Fantastic Voyage ” for the soundtrack. If you can’t take the heat, get yo’ ass out the kitchen. [ THR ]

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is Really Into Vibrators [PICS]

Posted on August 18, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No, unfortunately we don’t have video of Maggie trying out said vibrators on herself. All we know is that the marvelous Miss G. is starring in the new movie Hysteria , a costume drama about the invention of the vibrator. Really! Turns out it was invented in Victorian England by one Mortimer Granville , who used it as a cure for “female hysteria,” a common ailment during Victorian times whose symptoms included: Faintness, nervousness, insomnia, fluid retention, heaviness in abdomen, muscle spasm, shortness of breath, irritability, loss of appetite for food or sex, and ” a tendency to cause trouble “. In other words, in need of some, ahem, release. Before Granville’s discovery, Victorian gynecologists were reduced to alleviating their patients’ tension manually. You read that right- manually. Apparently Granville’s hands were sore from diddling dowagers all day, so he developed the vibrator to give his aching wrist a rest. To promote her buzz-worthy (heh) performance in the film, Maggie is hosting an episode of the Discovery Channel show Curiosity , where she will explore the age-old question: What’s up with orgasms? More after the jump!

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Summer Glau’s FHM Video of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Summer Glau did FHM in April so it is only natural that I’d be posting her FHM video 5 months after the fact because a fan emailed it into me and I saw it on other sites and felt pressure to put it up cuz half naked bitches are a timeless thing…even if you have no idea who they are….you know like diamonds, they are forever….with no timeline as long as it is capturede on film….cuz I know first hand that I can jerk off to vintage porn starring bitches who are likely dead now as well as I can jerk off to new porn….which unfortunately for me isn’t that well dude to impotence, hard living and an inability to get off to porn cuz I’m desensitized, but you get what I’m saying….

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Ashley Tisdale’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just realized that if you stare at Ashley Tisdale’s ass and just her ass….you know ignore everything else about her…especially her face…she’s actually pretty hot…

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Julia Roberts Finally yet Unfortunately in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on August 17, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Julia Roberts follows me on TWITTER cuz just a couple of weeks ago I wrote something saying we need more Julia Roberts paparazzi pics. This stemmed from finding out she spent 2 months in Montreal, the not very big city I live in, and not one person saw her outside the film crew filming her movie…..She didn’t tour the city, she didn’t leave her room, she was no where to be found…not drunk, flashing pussy, acting like the married mom she both looks like and is…. Then all of a sudden, after two years not in the paparazzi, these bikini pics surface, and I say, send her back to her reclusive life, cuz there’s a reason far deeper why she hasnt been half naked in public and that’s the body you’re gonna look at when clicking the link…. I guess this is a classic – be careful what you wish for….I should have been smarter and aimed higher like wishing for hard cash and not this pig in her bikini…but I guess it is all part of sucking at life…. To See The Rest of the Pictures Cuz I Don’t Have the Right To Post Them and I’ve Been Threatened Lawsuits From The Company That Owns Them…. FOLLOW THIS LINK

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The New Trailer for the George Lucas-Produced Red Tails Gets Shot Down

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Fighter piloting is inherently cinematic, so when a new movie comes out in the vein of Memphis Belle and Top Gun , I already hear the swells of music and gunfire. But in the case of Red Tails , the new Anthony Hemingway drama that arrives in theaters January 20, the grace of the genre is replaced with spotty dialogue and catatonic performances. Cuba Gooding Jr., you may as well call this movie Plane Trip .

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