Tag Archives: finally-getting

Get Robsessed! Pattinson Documented on DVD

Robert Pattinson is finally getting the biographical documentary he deserves. Seriously, after 23 years of total hotness—yeah, we’re even counting the toddler..

More:
Get Robsessed! Pattinson Documented on DVD

Mouth Jobs

I wonder what kind of benefits there are. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Summer of Death Skeleton Show

A town in Ohio put together this lovely Halloween display of various celebrity skeletons . Farrah is finally getting the moment she deserved. Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Chris Martin’s Ready For Baby Number Three

These were the last set of images we got of Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow together and date back in 2004, when we spotted them out in London taking daughter Apple for a stroll. But just because they don’t seem to spend much time together don’t believe those rumors about trouble in paradise

Originally posted here:
Chris Martin’s Ready For Baby Number Three

Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day

Helen Mirren has one of my favorite sets of Granny tits in Hollywood, I mean they’ve got nothing on some of the immigrant Granny tits I saw when I was working as an orderly at an old folk’s home back when I had “Granny Issues” because I never had a grandma growing up, she was too busy working before leaving us high and dry, never showing up on Christmas, making me spend the rest of my life trying to fill that void, first with a cookie addiction and then with knitting classes and finally getting paid to change granny diaper and wash granny ass that would always end with me nestling up to granny tit after the medication kicked in and they’d pass out around 8 pm, and as my pervert friend from the park would say when girls in dresses walked by, you can see where her Vagina Starts and her Legs End which is something that is always quite magical….

Excerpt from:
Helen Mirren Shows Us Where Her Legs End and Vagina Starts of the Day

Stephanie Pratt ‘Blown Away’ By Heidi’s Miss Universe Performance

‘I really think this is a career possibility,’ Pratt says of her sister-in-law’s musical ambitions.

Continue reading here:
Stephanie Pratt ‘Blown Away’ By Heidi’s Miss Universe Performance

Jackson Family May Purchase Private Garden for Michael’s Final Resting Place

Michael Jackson is still “not buried yet,” but we’re hearing that he’s finally getting close. Earlier today, a source close to the Jacksons told E! News that the family…

Excerpt from:
Jackson Family May Purchase Private Garden for Michael’s Final Resting Place

Hilary Duff Is Working It

Well, I’m glad to see that Hilary Duff is finally getting back in shape, although I’m a little disappointed she didn’t hire me as her personal trainer. I’d be more than happy to teach her some deep knee bends while in the downward dog position.

Read the original post:
Hilary Duff Is Working It