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Trying to Look Up Jessica Biel’s Pajama Dress of the Day

Here is Jessica Biel…the girl who found the man who I assume she was a fan of. You know the kind of young starlet who got into acting because she learned how to masturbate watching Mickey Mouse club, you know just by sliding her hands in her panties while reading one of those teen beat mags…waiting for it to start to tickle….leading her to LA to hunt the motherfucker down, trapping him, letting him do whatever the fuck he wanted while touring, showing him she’d always be there for him, even when he fucked up along the way, forcing him to marry her, leaving him with no option because she’s been so cool along the way and no other chick would put up with that, or have what they have, leaving her to no need to work her shitty movies, so she can focus on her pit bulls, her fitness, and spending motherfucker’s money in her old lady pajama style dress I am trying to look up… If it works for them, it works for me, but I prefer divorcees who failed at the whole marriage thing…they are far more fun to have sex with than those in lockdown…because they take far less work to convince…but I’ll still try to stare at any panties I can. That’s my commitment to panties. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Maria Sharapova Working Out of the Day

Want to know what would make these Maria Sharapova workout pics better….if she was half naked and taking fitness way less seriously. I get it, she’s on some Grand Slam Tennis winning streak that is making her a lot of money and proving that she’s the beast player that she’s always been, you know in “I still got it” kind of way…but I always found her hot, I have a thing for the skinny blonde tennis girls who grunt when they hit balls in the most sexual and even violent ways….but I would like her to take some workout tips from these instagram models…who pretend to be fitness girls…It’s like poke your booty out…grab your angles and hashtag #fit #fitspo #fitness #yogapants #booty #shorts #fitlife and whatever else these twats do to get famous, because their fitness pics are better than an actual athletes and that should change…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kate Upton Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Kate Upton’s tits are ridiculous and not necessarily in a good way, even it is a mesmerizing way… My friends over at FAMOUSMISFORTUNE posted this pretty funny TOP 10 on Kate Upton in a bikini , reminding me that I am not alone in thinking that this fatty is too sloppy and fat for bikini model fame. She is a big girl, a very very big girl, and I don’t know what kind of message she’s sending to the kids when she is celebrated by dudes everywhere, but I am thinking DIABETES. I am all for girls to get half naked, and I am all for big fat tits, I just don’t like seeing the rest of her sloppy body in action. I am not the kind of guy who can ignore it and just fixate on the tits. I wish I was, because then I’d be able to understand why she is considered one of the hottest girls out there, or an “It” girl, when anyone with eyes can tell, that she’s more the kind of girl who doesn’t like fitness, but does like eating a lot…and weighs more than two average it girls. I can make fun of her, point and laugh, stare at her tits, and ultimately, not care…I mean I’ve been calling her overrated and fat since day one. It doesn’t change how much money she makes or who works with her. It just confuses me. You blue collar pervert dudess love this shit, she’s skinny compare to the pigs you fuck, I get it…but I don’t get why the fashion industry, or any industry is catering to your broke ass… TO SEE THE FUNNY TOP 10 CLICK HERE TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Justin Bieber’s New Boo? 10 Glam Photos of Yovanna Ventura

¡Que bella! Lately, Justin Bieber has ditched Selena Gomez for 18-year-old Miami-based fitness model Yovanna Ventura. Although many websites have called their relationship “secret,” she has been quite open about it on social media. While we don’t know much about her in comparison to Selena, we do know that she’s gorgeous. Check out these 10 glam photos of Yovanna Ventura in the slideshow ahead! See more at: LOSSIP

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Bailey Noble’s Sex Tape Premier Is Hot!

I’m not gonna lie, I got pretty excited when I heard there was a big Hollywood premiere for Cameron Diaz ‘s Sex Tape . But turns out it’s just some stupid comedy, which is totally false advertising if you ask me. Oh well. At least they invited some hotties to the red carpet, so it wasn’t a total bust. Like Bailey Noble here. Supposedly she’s in True Blood or something, but after these pictures, I think the super-cutie would be great for a part in the unauthorized Sex Tape sequel I was planning on making. Call me! » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Nina Agdal Works It Good!

I guess Nina Agdal was starting to get frustrated that I stopped doing those weekly (fine, daily) updates on her hotness and haven’t been paying much attention to her lately. Because it looks like she decided to take matters into her own hands by heading out in one of my favorite outfits, a pair of leggings. I mean, I would’ve been just as happy with some lingerie selfies sent to my inbox, but this definitely works too. Because Nina’s certainly got my attention. And I don’t know about you guys, but seeing her all sweaty like this is going to make me need a cold shower too. Yow. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Chrissy Teigen Works It In Leggings

Here’s Chrissy Teigen out walking around New York, because there’s nothing I like better than seeing a hot supermodel in leggings. Well, OK, so that’s not entirely true, but considering seeing a hot supermodel in my bed doesn’t seem like it’s on the table at the moment, I have to take what I can get. And right now these pictures are making for one hell of a consolation prize. Enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Arianny Celeste’s Cleavage Show

The big UFC fight was two nights ago and because I don’t watch naked grown men rubbing up against each other, I have no clue who or what was fighting, but I do know that UFC ring girl Arianny Celeste and her big chesticles were hosting some nightclub. On another note, if you missed Arianny’s awesome photoshoot for Fitness Gurls Magazine that was released last week, click this link , you won’t be disappointed. » view all 12 photos           Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Izabel Goulart Pose of the Day

I never get bored of this bitch…. She does her fitness thing half naked for instagram, and it’s perfectly nice to stare at… I mean I am sure if I dated her, had to fuck her and only her til the end up time, even with these creative poses and positions, I’d get bored of her, that’s the whole basis of love…to see how long it takes before you cheat..because you like what they are offering better… But I’m just looking at her posing in a bikini and that’s perfectly ok by me…keep up the good work.

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Stop It 5: Faux Thug Chris Brown Throws His Blood Gang Signs High So Everyone Knows He’s A G [Video]

Were sure his probation officer is going to have more than a few questions about this Chris Brown Seen Throwing Gang Signs In The Club After BET Awards According to TMZ reports : Chris Brown vowed to stay away from bad people when he got out of jail … so imagine our surprise when we got this video of the singer throwing up Bloods gang signs Sunday night in a club. The video is clear … Chris dancing at a BET afterparty — the one where he got wasted and had to be carried out — and he wants everyone to see him gang banging. Chris is specific … giving a verbal shout out to a specific subset of Bloods — the Fruit Town Piru. FYI … Piru is a street in Compton where the first known Bloods gang was formed. Right before Chris got locked up … he was tagging “Fruits Piru” on a wall in Hawaii. In fact, we’re told several Fruits Piru gang members lived with Chris before he went to jail. Being that Chris has been a star since he was a young teenager, we really need someone to explain when he had time to become a blood member? Can you buy a memebership like L.A. Fitness?? We need answers dammit! FYI: That is recently robbed entrepre-negro Slowbucks standing with Breezy in the video. You can flip it over to see Chris’ gang banger graffiti tags. Image via Instagram

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