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Izabel Goulart Bikini Model of the Day

Izabel Goulart is a bikini model…and an Instagram fitness icon…who I’ve watched in various states of erotic as fuck fitness poses…that make her bikini pictures pretty fucking boring…it’s like she doesn’t exist to me unless she’s in squat position demonstrating technique…I mean any girl can get into a bikini…but only the chose ones can give people boners when they are sweating and building that bikini body… Apparently, she’s in Ibiza doing this shoot. In other words, her life is pretty shitty, all that travel to exotic, fun, places…in luxury where she is pampered for a week, only to spend 10 hours posing in a bikini for 50,000 dollars…it’s a very sad story… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare. Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested… I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

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Jillian Michaels Ripped and Naked for SHAPE of the Day

I like lesbians, mainly because they don’t like me or what I do or anything I represent, even though if they weren’t so busy being uptight thanks to not getting fucked, they’d be a little more open minded and realize that we are in this together…we both like the pussy…let’s be LESBROS… But instead I get “you’re the reason I hate dick, you’re a misogynist, etc, etc”…even though we’re on the same team… I am also all for fit girls doing fitness. I just spent an hour staring a girl in short shorts doing sprints, all tight bodied and I loved it…I mean I hate fat, lazy bitches, and fitness takes work, and I appreciate it… I am also all about naked chicks… So in theory, Naked, Lesbian, Fit girl…are three things that when combined, I’d dig it…even dick it knowing I can’t get it… But instead, shit’s just making me uncomfortable…a little too ripped…for this pervert…you know cuz there comes a point in every Fitness models fitness, they they cross that invisible line into dude/body builder/etc…not that this is considered naked..it’s not like I can see her spread dick clit…

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Jillian Michaels Ripped and Naked for SHAPE of the Day

Celeb Tricks and Their Instagram Bikini Pics Round-Up of the Day

Katy Perry Showed off a fat girl bikini, because despite her abs, her lower body is a fucking disaster…while Beyonce Nipples and Ass for TUMBLR which is close enough to instagram to me, another corporate owned produce used to steal your identity and make billions…paying Beyonce to post erotica to help make their product more relevant…hard nipples and all…which Beyonce likes because she’s on a mission to be hotter than Rihanna…even though she never will be…. Chanel Westcoast Does Instagram Bikini Pics Well because I like looking at anus as closely as I can on instagram, you know get that bikini just to the anal edge…since the asshole is the gateway to a girls soul… Christina Milian Shows Her Pubic Bone because despite being a mom, she thinks you want to know she waxes, or had laser, or doesn’t rock the hipster bush… Rumer WIllis’ New Face in a Bikini because when your mom spends millions on Plastic surgery to look better at 100 than when she was just starting out and ugly…you know the steps needed to become good enough to jerk off to… Selena Gomez Bikini for Instagram and it was boring and pudgy faced thanks to LUPUS

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Izabel Goulart for LUI Magazine of the Day

LUI MAGAZINE has it all figured out. They are a French Magazine, so they like tits, and nudity and they are seriously dialled the fuck in, because they get top models totally naked for top photographers they’ve already done: Magdelena Frackowiak / RIHANAN / GISELE / KATE MOSS / ANJA RUBIK / MAGLOSIA BELA / SAHARA RAY / MAGGIE DURAN / JOSEPHINE SKRIVER / EDITA VILKECIUTE / CLEMENCE POSEY / MALGOSIA BELA / ISABELI FONTANA / FIND OUT MORE AT LUI MAGAZINE And now they’ve gone and got instagram fitness icon who you may remember from the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show…Izabel or Iza to her friends Goulart and made her hard body, and hard face look really fucking nice…and half naked…and that ass…holy shit that ass…I am in love with all the product of all the squats I’ve been watching her do over the course of her instagram career…I feel like I’ve been there for the ride as some kind of mentor or coach…who had zero involvement in any of this…I just stared…and will continue to stare…

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The CMT Country Music Award Tits of the Day

#450083470 / gettyimages.com The Country Music awards happened last night and I would say that no one fucking cared, because everyone says they like “everything but country”….but the reality is that the average American is all about the shit, I mean they sing along like it was gospel and they even trick the producers of a singing show to recruit one of their own to make the show more successful….I mean this shit touches a slice of American pie I don’t want to eat…but Brooklyn Decker clearly does, because she made an appearance, not because she’s into country or a country music singer…but because she wants country music fanatics to jerk off to her…it is smart marketing, they are loyal people. #495674829 / gettyimages.com #495639681 / gettyimages.com #495640409 / gettyimages.com Kellie Pikler’s Titties her Grand Pappy Made her Buy with her American Idol Money to make their incest the best….was there #495674217 / gettyimages.com #495678901 / gettyimages.com #495622493 / gettyimages.com #495613117 / gettyimages.com Brittany Kerr’s Got Big Country Titties Even Though I DOn’t Know Who she is but assume she’s a gold digger based on her hand… #495645395 / gettyimages.com #495674477 / gettyimages.com #450080396 / gettyimages.com LeAnn Rimes Lives…and her Jesus loving fans are forgiving and will never turn their back on their own, even if she’s become a heathen home wrecking hooker in Hollywood…she’s still their Christian sensation she was marketed as to them…because they can’t really see beyond what they are told…their brains don’t have that function. #495640583 / gettyimages.com #495640575 / gettyimages.com #495635559 / gettyimages.com

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Izabel Goulart Does a Model Walk of the DAy

There is more to Izabel Goulart than just instagram fitness videos of her in short shorts for you to masturbate to….she is also a top paid model who has been in the industry for over a decade…that is what helps her afford to spend the days in the gym and the organic food diet that helps her maintain her appearance… I guess she doesn’t want to be typecast as just another fitness video instagram hooker, and really showcase her talent….the reason she is who she is and the reason you care who she is….she has more to offer the world than just squats in slow motion….or weird TRX pelvis trusts you to masturbate to….she is capable of so much more…she in multidimensional, she has so much to offer, she is a complex being and not just a vapid twat….and she’s proving it with this model walk….a walk that looks like any walk, just a bit more flamboyant…but a walk that makes her over 1 million dollars a year…and when you look like Izabel Goulart…I guess there is no need for a brain, or really any fucking talent at all….

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Porn of the Day

Izabel Goulart’s Fitness is pornographic…and she knows it, she’s putting it up on Instagram, pretending it is for girls to better themselves, to learn from her, to live a healthy life, but there isn’t a fitness program in watching her do one move. There isn’t weight loss in this, there is just skimpy shorts and ass, and you know masturbating to it is far less illegal than masturbating to it if you were at an actual fitness club. I approve of this World Cup Soccer Brazilian message she’s sending me via short shorts and ass.

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Izabel Goulart’s Fitness Is The Best Thing On Instagram

I know I’ve said this before, but if you guys aren’t following Izabel Goulart on Instagram yet, you’re missing out on some of the best workout videos ever made. Case in point: here’s the latest pair of videos from the Brazilian Victoria’s Secret hottie, and all I know is, if your wrists and forearms aren’t sore after watching these, then you’re probably doing it wrong. Continue reading

Jessica Hart for Harper’s Australia of the Day

Jessica Hart is a busty, hot, Austrilian model gold digger who is dating, possibly engaged to Stavros, who likely has herpes from all the girl his Billionaire playboy dick has fucked…from Paris Hilton…to all the other hot famous girls he fucked…who don’t quite matter as much as Paris Hilton, since we all know she has herpes…her Valtrex was posted on the internet years ago…she has herpes… I’ve interacted with Stavros at least once or twice. THe first was when I got his phone number from the same cellphone hack that gave us Paris Hilton’s Herpes prescription…and we texted back and forth for at least a month or two…He even got me into random parties – thinking I was some other friend of his who I guess had the same area code. It was jokes. Then last year, I got invited by a friend, who probably shouldn’t have invited me, but invited me anyway, to his hotel room party…and Jessica Hart was no where around…in fact no girls were around…not even hookers…just a bunch of billionaire playboys from all over the world…dancing with each other to bad music…and the whole thing…was pretty fucking strange, but I was told when you’re a billionaire, and girls like Jessica Hart flock to you…you kind of want nothing to do with them in your downtime…but I do…i want everything to do with her, herpes and all…dripping off my face…after she sits on it.

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