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Times Are Tough: Florida Man Attempts To Rob Bank But Leaves Job Application With All His Information On It

As bank robbers go, this guy was no pro. Florida Man Tries To Rob Bank With Job Application Via Sun-Sentinel reports: Felipe Cruz was doubly doomed, FBI agents said, when he tried — but failed — to rob the Chase Bank in Pompano Beach on April 10. First, agents said, Cruz chose a teller who, protected by bulletproof glass, rebuffed his robbery. Second, as if it wasn’t enough to botch the stickup, he left behind a robbery note conveniently containing his name. According to FBI agent Sarah Gioielli, Cruz, dressed in a long-sleeved shirt and ball cap, strode into the bank at 101 S. Pompano Parkway and presented a note to an unidentified female teller. “Give me the 100s 50s 20s now,” the note stated. “Do not set the alarm. Hurry!!!” The teller simply backed away from her bulletproof window. Cruz, stymied, fled the bank empty-handed. But, agents said, he left his stickup note behind. His demands had been penned on the back of an online job application form, complete with the handwritten username of CRUZFELIPE36. It also included a password, Gioielli stated in a federal criminal complaint. Broward Sheriff’s Office investigators then lifted fingerprints from the note that matched those of the 39-year-old Cruz, Gioielli said. They determined he lived in an Oakland Park apartment about 4 miles from the bank. Police are now actively searching for the hapless holdup man. The charge: attempted bank robbery. “By trying to rob a bank with a demand note written on the back of his employment search form, the robber has given us a clue,” FBI agent Michael Leverock said, in a model of understatement. “He probably should have continued looking for honest work.” Are things really bad?! We doubt he’ll be getting any jobs at ANY banks to soon…

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Social Media Psycho: Florida Woman Popped For Shooting Pregnant Friend, Killing Baby Over Facebook Fight

Facebook is the root of some serious fawkery . This is a real tragedy that could have been prevented. Florida Woman Jailed For Shooting Pregnant Friend Over Facebook Fight According to NY Daily News reports : A neighborhood in Florida is stunned that anyone would shoot a 6-month-pregnant woman in the stomach — killing the unborn baby inside. Let alone the victim’s close friend. Virginia Wyche, 35, also known as “Tweety Bird” around town, is accused of turning the gun on her pal Markeisha Brooks, 23, in the streets of Jacksonville Wednesday. “They were arguing out front, something about Facebook. I walked out and just heard a pop,” local man Christopher Cash told station WAWS. Cash shot footage of Brooks slouched in a chair, clutching her stomach, just moments after the shot rang out. Markeisha was taken to a hospital with life-threatening injuries. Her family said she survived. The video shows an officer arresting Wyche at the scene. She appeared in court Thursday morning and is being held on a $1 million bond, authorities said. The suspect’s mother, Lillian Jordan, said the news is difficult to bear especially because she was “not raised like this.” “Somebody had to provoke my child … to do what she (did),” Jordan told WJXT Jacksonville. The suspect and victim had been arguing on Facebook the night before the shooting. Damn, thank God Brooks survived but that is terrible that her unborn child died. Human life is way too valuable to be killing each other over Facebook! Facebook/WTEV

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Florida Crazies: Atheist Man Attacks Roommate With A Knife Because He Looked Like Jesus

Jesus take the cutlery and run ! Atheist Attacks Roommate With A Knife Because He Looked Like Jesus Gustav Potthoff has a cross to bear: He’s a self-proclaimed atheist accused of attacking his roommate whom he thought was Jesus. Via HuffPo reports: As such, he believes that only an atheist attorney can defend him properly.Police in Orlando, Fla. allege that Potthoff attacked his roommate, Raymond Hernandez, with a glass cup and a butter knife on Monday. According to the police report, Hernandez said he went to the kitchen to get a drink when Potthoff suddenly threw the glass cup at him. When the cup missed Hernandez, Potthoff allegedly attacked him with a butter knife. Hernandez avoided injury both times. He told investigators that Potthoff told him he thought Hernandez was Jesus and wanted to kill him, according to the police report. Potthoff, 51, was arrested Monday and charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. The suspect did not mention Jesus when he told police his side of the story, but changed his story numerous times, according to the police report. First, he said he was in the kitchen when the glass broke. Then he said he was in his bedroom and finally outside. Officers found a broken glass cup and a butter knife on the living room floor, which were collected as evidence. Potthoff was taken to the Orange County Jail where he remains.But his belief in non-belief came to the forefront during an encounter with a judge on Tuesday.Potthoff demanded that he be assigned a public defender who is also an atheist. “It’s just my human rights and everything else,” Potthoff told the court, according to the Orlando Sentinel. “I’m allowed to be with someone of my own kind.” The judge told Potthoff, who is reportedly indigent, that if he wanted an atheist attorney, it would be on his own dime. So, he’s an ATHEIST who obviously believes in Jesus?? Why not just put down the truth, that he’s a paranoid schizophrenic with religious idealizations? Too easy.

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Florida Crazies: Co-Defendants Popped For Making Raunchy Freak Flicks With Decapitated Animal Heads!

WTF ?!?!?! Florida Couple Arrested For Animal Cruelty Sex Videos Via MimaiHerald A Miami woman took fetish p***ography to a disturbing extreme, police say — repeatedly decapitating live chickens and killing rabbits while engaging in sex acts during the filming of an animal torture video. Sara Zamora, 28, was arrested Friday on eight felony counts of animal cruelty for her feature role in a video called “SOS Barn” that a Miami-Dade police arrest report described in gory, stomach-turning detail. “The chicken is enduring extreme pain and suffering during this process,” according to the arrest report. The video clips — filmed for a twisted animal torture genre called “crush” — depicted her and other porn actresses “torturing and killing a wide variety of animals, including chickens, rabbits and more for the sexual gratification of its viewers,” according to police. The barnyard snuff video was filmed at the South Miami-Dade home of Adam Redford, according to the police report, who is listed as a co-defendant. He is already on probation for a similar animal cruelty case in Lee County last year but had not been charged in the Miami-Dade case as of Friday night. Who do you think told the cops about this sick broad and her lil’ films? One guess… Detectives from Miami-Dade’s agricultural unit learned of the video clips from the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, a prominent animal rights group. Stephanie Bell, director of cruelty cases for PETA, called the arrest “excellent news. We have been waiting for this.” Bell said the group also had tipped off authorities in Redford’s case in Lee County, where she said he had moved. Bell said such videos, graphically depicting animal torture and death, are illegal under state and federal laws. “These videos are unfortunately in demand and it’s hard to fathom that anyone would produce or enjoy them,” she said. In one clip of “SOS Barn,” Miami-Dade police say, Zamora gropes a man’s genitals with her left hand while “repeatedly cutting a chicken’s neck using hedge clippers with her right.” In others, she posed “in a sexy outfit” after hacking off the head of another screaming bird, or she beat chickens to death with a wooden stick. Makes 50 Shades Of Grey look like a Disney book. Image via Lee County Sheriff’s Office Continue reading

Some Sunday Swirl: Chiwetel Ejiofor And Girlfriend Sari Mercer Coupled Up At 2014 Spirit Awards [25+ Photos]

Celebrities Attend 2014 Film Independent Spirit Awards Here is British-Nigerian actor and 12 Years A Slave star, Chiwetel Ejiofor with girlfriend Sari Mercer at the 2014 Film Independent Spirit Awards. Paula Patton was sans Robin Thicke….and Lupita Was looking gorgeous as usual. More flicks below: AKM-GSI

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People Ain’t Isht: Three Women Popped By One-Time For Brutally Beating And Choking 14-Year-Old Girl After She Was Suspended From School

We heard of disciplining children, but this is a little extreme. Girl Beaten And Choked By Women For Being Suspended From School They had the nerve to smile in the mugshot too? According to NY Daily News: A 14-year-old Florida girl was slapped, kicked and choked, and then forced to take off her clothes so she could be beaten by belts after she was suspended from school, police said. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office arrested three women in a graphic report of child discipline. Police responded to the house Friday after a passerby saw the women chase the girl outside their Deltona home. When police arrived the girl was only wearing her bra and panties and was severely beaten, authorities said. The victim was treated at a hospital for multiple cuts and welts and was turned over to the Florida Department of Children and Families, police said. Ishiyah McGhee, 30, and Janine McGhee, 39, and Moriyah McGhee, 32, were charged with child abuse with intent to cause bodily harm. Ishiyah and Janine were holding belts and breathing heavily when officers arrived, police said. The three suspects were taken to Volusia County Branch Jail in Daytona Beach and have since been released, according to the department’s website. Ishiyah and Moriyah created unusual mug shots, as they were smiling when police took their pictures. Police did not release the relationships of the suspects and the victim. The women went to the girl’s school Friday morning for a meeting about the girl’s suspension, police said. After the meeting the discipline began. They allegedly began beating the child in the parking lot as they took her away from the school. The women slapped the victim, shoved her against cars and choked her by grabbing her necklace, police said. SMH. Only in Florida. Volusia County Corrections

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SMH: Man Dislodges Dentures In Wife After She Tells His Fat Mama To Sit In Middle Seat So Car Won’t Tip Over

An argument over where a mother-in-law should sit in a car so the weight ratio would even out on the tires turned into a denture dislodging dispute , according to recently released records. Man Bites Wife After She Calls His Mother Fat Via TCPalm News reports: A 68-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Dec. 8 that he was in a car being driven by his wife, 63-year-old Velina Oneal. The man’s 92-year-old mother also was in the vehicle, and they were driving back from a church service. The man said Oneal started arguing about where his mother was seated. “Velina stated to him that she needed to sit in the middle of the back seat so that the weight ratio would even out on the rear tires,” a report states. “(The man) told Velina not to insult his mother, and an argument erupted.” It wasn’t immediately clear whether the 92-year-old woman’s location in the vehicle could impact tire wear. The man said Oneal hit him in his dentures, which started to fall out. “To keep them from exiting his mouth, he bit down unaware that her finger was still in his mouth,” the report states. The 92-year-old woman gave a similar account, saying Oneal gets violent toward her and her son. She said Oneal “constantly” harasses her over her weight. Meanwhile, Oneal said she and her mother-in-law don’t speak. She talks to her mother-in-law through her husband. “She told (her husband) to tell (her mother-in-law) to move to the center of the back seat to even out the weight distribution on the back tires,” a report states. Oneal said the demand angered her husband, who grabbed her hand, put her finger in his mouth and bit down. Oneal eventually said “she swung her left hand at (her husband) and made contact with his dentures.” Oneal, of the 700 block of Southwest Crean Terrace in Port St. Lucie, was arrested on a battery (domestic) charge. Do you think the wife deserved to get bitten for calling her hubby’s mama out?? Only in Florida!

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Epitome Of A Bad Son: Florida Teen Murks Mom On Christmas Eve!

This kid ain’t isht ! According to NY Daily News reports : A teenager has been charged with murdering his mother after she was found with a kitchen knife sticking out of her eye socket in her Florida home. Sharon Aydelott was found dead on Christmas Eve in her home in Gulf Breeze, Fla., having been stabbed multiple times, beaten with a baseball bat and had her throat slashed, according to the Northwest Florida Daily News. When the investigators arrived, they found the front door smeared with blood and Aydelott’s body lying just inside. William Brandon Aydelott, the victim’s 17-year-old son, was found at a nearby house three hours later, the NWF Daily News reports. His clothing was clean, but police found a spot of dried blood on his wrist. He calmly confessed to the murder when police questioned him, according to the NWF Daily News. The teenager had moved out after his relationship with his mother broke down in September. The victim was a science teacher at nearby Holley-Navarre Middle School, where she had been working since 1998. SMH. What’s in the water that is making these kids lose it like this? Boy had the devil in him. Damn. Facebook

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Man Shot Dead By Cops After Killing His Wife When Divorce Argument Went Awry

Why do some divorces have to be so deadly? Man Shoots And Kills Wife It’s sad when a man is married to a woman all those years and kills her like it’s nothing. According to The Sun Sentinel: Two days before her death, Gemma Burlakoff told her dad everything was fine. She and her husband, Ian Burlakoff, fought often and were taking steps toward divorce, but on Friday, life was good, said her father, Frank Villareale, 70. Then on Sunday, the couple went to dinner at a Boca Raton country club and got into an argument. By the end of the night, both were dead. Authorities say Ian Burlakoff, 41, shot his 37-year-old wife around 6 p.m. near 500 South Ocean Boulevard, then died after a responding officer fired shots at him when he reached for a handgun. “I don’t know what happened,” Villareale said on Monday. “Nobody knows what happened.” The two shootings have been turned over to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office, which is investigating both. The incident shocked residents of the upscale community, which rarely sees much crime. Court records show Ian and Gemma Burlakoff were married in 2005, and began seeking a divorce in June. Ian Burlakoff was a general manager at King Hyundai in Deerfield Beach and had been in the automotive industry for 23 years, according to his profile on the dealership’s website. His wife studied occupational therapy at Florida State University, her father said. Villareale described her as friendly and personable, but said the couple often fought over his “gambling habit,” Villareale said. No one from Ian Burlakoff’s family could be reached for comment despite phone calls. Between the two of them, they had four children ranging from 15 months to 12 years. They lived in a sprawling, nearly $2 million home in suburban Boca Raton, but were losing it, Villareale said. We feel bad for their children. Records show they owed between $1.4 million and $1.8 million on the house, which was set to be sold at auction on March 25 if it wasn’t paid off. In June, Ian Burlakoff filed for divorce, which was still pending. Years earlier, he had sought a protective order against his wife, but chose to dismiss it in December 2005. Further details on that case were not available Monday. After the couple began fighting on Sunday, Villareale said Gemma Burlakoff tried to escape to her mother’s condo at Chalfonte, an oceanfront highrise on Ocean Boulevard. But her husband followed her there and shot her at about 6 p.m. across the street from the building. Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office spokeswoman Teri Barbera said Boca Raton police officers who responded to the shooting encountered an armed Ian Burlakoff in the northbound shoulder of Ocean Boulevard. He ignored officers’ commands and reached for his handgun, and a Boca Raton police officer fired shots at him, she said. Police found Gemma Burlakoff’s body in bushes next to a nearby house. Her husband died across the street. She fled to her mom’s house and he still got her. Damn. Shutterstock Continue reading

Florida Crazies: Woman Stabs Her Boyfriend In The Eye With A Knife Because He Refused To Join In On Group Sex

It’s a thin line between love, hate, and crazy as hell…. Woman Stabs Boyfriend In The Eye For Refusing Group Sex A Florida woman is set to face charges after she reportedly stabbed her boyfriend in the eye because he opted out of sex with her and another woman. via Huffington Post A Florida woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend in the eye because he refused a horizontal dance with her. The victim told police that La Crystal King-Woolfork, 28, of Vero Beach, came home drunk on Sept. 26 wanting sex, according to TC Palm. She was with another unidentified woman at the time. The two women “started performing oral sex on one another while [the victim] watched,” according to an arrest affidavit. Still, King-Woolfork’s boyfriend did not want sex. When he refused intercourse several times, King-Woolfork allegedly grabbed a knife and attacked him. She stabbed him in the eye and the shoulder, but he was able to disarm her and call another person for a ride to the hospital. So……wait. He was watching first and then still didn’t want to join in? This sounds like one elite level struggle-filled sexcapade.

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Florida Crazies: Woman Stabs Her Boyfriend In The Eye With A Knife Because He Refused To Join In On Group Sex