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Jessica Simpson in a Bathing Suit for Instagram of the Day

Posted on May 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The key to not looking so fat – is making your shoulders look massive… This reminds me of so many 50 year old waitresses I’ve met at various diners across america, really skinny, strong legs, with a barrel belly and big shoulders and arms…making for a weird boxy beer drinking body, that is built from all the running back and forth to and from the kitchen carrying heavy trays of food…. It’s not attractive, just middle aged and white trash, which I guess Jessica Simpson is despite being rich as fuck for being a fashion icon, and pop star …. I mean if it wasn’t for her creepy, gay, stage dad who had dreams of being a showgirl as a little boy, dreams he channeled into his eldest prized hen, the only real reason he’d ever stick a dick in a vagina…that worked…she’d probably be working a diner too.. All this to say, weight watchers contract made this happen, otherwise she’d be 300 pounds, and now she looks like all the women I try to bang in Florida…which I am going to go find right now

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Madison Murray Hot Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on May 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a friend in Florida who is obsessed with Madison Murray . She’s a model and actress out of Miami, who I have POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE and all he ever does is talk about her, he leave comments on her instagram, tells me how badly he wants to meet her, and even tries to track her down when I am with him… It all started when he saw her on TMZ in the Bieber car…and now he is convinced he is going to marry her, and she is going to have his babies, we’ve gone to South Beach at least 4 times looking for her walking the streets like she’s a missing person… The whole thing is very weird…may end in a law suit, I just hope I am not implicated in the whole thing as an accomplice.. Here are pictures of her in a bikini to give him something to masturbate to…even though I know he’s probably already masturbated to them at least once already…because that’s just the kind of obsessed fan he is.

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Hannah Saul in Bikinis of the Day

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures that a photographer named Andrew shot…of a model named Hannah Saul, who I just followed on the internet and learned a very interesting thing according to her “bio”…and that is that she’s a Christian… I figure there’s nothing more Christian than stripping down to your underwear, having your picture taken for a brand to exploit your image to sell product made by kids in third world countries who were exploited, in exchange for money…oh maybe when dudes masturbate to your image…that could be more Christian…I mean isn’t this what the church created NUNS for to begin with? Or is that Catholicism, am I missing the point, I just listened to Christian Radio the whole way to Florida, I’m talking 30 fucking hours, and it’s safe to say…the shit is not about this life…but if it makes Hannah Saul feel better about her work, being Christian, that this is her missionary work for the religion…I’m into it…cuz if Church was more porny, I’d probably be a believer…

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Take Our Music Survey for Your Chance to Win Birthday Bash Tickets!

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Teen Arrested After Posting Video Of His Erratic Driving [VIDEO]

Posted on May 6, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Teenagers do the dumbest things. In conjunction with doing dumb things, teens never think there will be consequences. One Florida teen got a rude awakening…

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You Can’t Be Serious: Florida Man Popped By One-Time For Stealing Doughnut From Walmart

Posted on April 28, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

SMH. He had a sweet tooth that bad? Man Arrested For Stealing Doughnut You know times are hard when you can’t even afford a doughnut. According to NY Daily News: A Florida man was arrested and charged with two misdemeanors and a felony after allegedly fleeing a Walmart with a single stolen doughnut. William Edward Hicks, 36, of Fort Walton Beach, was nabbed by an Okaloosa County Sheriff’s deputy after making the sticky-fingered sugar run earlier this month, according to an arrest report. The store’s loss prevention officers reported seeing Hicks take the pastry out of a case before wandering back to the sporting goods section. There they said he opened a laser sight package before putting it back on the shelf, but “not the the doughnut,” according to the arrest report. “Hicks then departed the store through the Garden Department, passing all points of sale with the doughnut.” He was reportedly confronted in the parking lot by the store’s security but defied their orders to go back inside and instead made a run for it. Hicks was shortly after arrested in a neighboring parking lot before a deputy reported him struggling in his backseat, so much so that he injured his forehead while banging his head against the backseat’s wire cage. He was charged with resisting an officer in the recovery of a stolen item, along with resisting without violence. The idot risked his freedom over a doughnut. Lawd help him. Shutterstock

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Florida Crazies: Man Busted For Driving Nekkid And Choking His “Stuff” Behind The Wheel

Posted on April 27, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Only in Florida. Man Arrested For Lewd Acts Behind The Wheel Guess since he couldn’t text and drive he had to find something to do with his hands. According to NY Daily News: Cory Evans, 22, was charged with indecent exposure after police said he masturbated while driving and harassed a trucker on a Florida interstate, TCPalm.com reports. The Boca Raton man was arrested around 1 a.m. on April 14. Florida Highway Patrol officers got a call from a semi-truck driver who claimed a nekked motorist was following him and masturbating. The two were traveling down a stretch of I-95 in Port St. Lucie. According to the police report, the truck driver told police Evans, nekked in a Buick, “seemed to be enticing him and harassing him.” The trucker also noted that Evans was “masturbating with the interior dome light on so he could be easily seen.” When officers pulled Evans over, he was clothed, but his pants were unzipped. Troopers said he denied masturbating and driving nekked but also gave conflicting answers to their questions. Evans was taken to a local jail where he was booked on indecent exposure charges. SMH. Shutterstock

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Miss Supercross Squeezing into her Pants of the Day

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am in Florida and this Dianna Dahlgren chick not only looks like every single blonde, tanned, broken down face and hot body, she’s also 4X Miss Supercross, who apparently, all the tanned, broken down face and hot body florida women know and love, because Florida is fucking weird…and weird or not, I can always appreciate a girl squeezing her fat fitness ass into jeans…. Classy bitches everywhere…especially in Supercross…what a random sport to cheerlead..it’s like she’s a stripper but she’s not…not so amazing…but whatever…

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Dutchess Throws Out Ceaser’s Isht After Catching Him Cheating! – Black Ink Crew [Video]

Posted on April 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Damn, Cease. You JUST got her back.

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Pint Sized Perverts: Dwarf Pees In Bottle During 18 Hour Drive To Florida For Sex With 14-Year-Old Girl! [Video]

Posted on April 10, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

We know, we know — it’s hard out here for an imp . Man With Dwarfism Drives 18 Hours, Urinating In A Bottle, Sex With Minor A 40-year-old man left Kansas in such a hurry to have sex with a high school girl that he drove 18 hours without stopping, opting to relieve himself in a bottle. According to NY Daily News reports : A Kansas man allegedly didn’t waste time with bathroom breaks when he realized a teen girl from Florida was willing to have sex with him. Christopher Lanning, 40, was reportedly in such a fit of passion that he urinated into a bottle during the 18-hour trip from Kansas City. The stench inside the man’s car shocked cops who nabbed Lanning at a Longwood, Fla. gas station on Tuesday. “It was pretty bad,” Longwood Police Department spokesman Kevin Tuck told the Orlando Sentinel. Lanning, who has dwarfism, thought he was chatting up a 14-year-old girl from a Seminole County high school. In fact, he was speaking to an undercover officer who was part of a sting operation that had started in March. “He contacted us,” Tuck said. Lanning faces a number of charges, including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. He was booked into Seminole County Jail on $15,300 bond. A judge banned him from using the computer or Internet. His arraignment is set for May 20. In court on Wednesday, Lanning admitted he had blundered. “I made a major mistake in judgment,” Lanning said. Hide ya kids! This guy is just nasty — and his height has nothing to do with it — nasty on all kind of levels. Yuck. Daddy. Seminole County Jail

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