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Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restaurtant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

Do you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth?!?! Language Barrier Keeps Thugs For Robbing Chinese Restaurant

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Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restaurtant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restaurtant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

Do you understand the words comin’ outta my mouth?!?! Language Barrier Keeps Thugs For Robbing Chinese Restaurant

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Florida Crazies: Three Men Attempt To Rob A Chinese Restaurtant, But Have To Leave When The Employees Cannot Understand English!

Florida Crazies: Disgusting Parents Punish Their 6-Year-Old By Locking Him Out Of The House For Three Nights!

Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to have kids . According to The Daily Mail : A Florida couple banished their six-year-old to a porch — where he was made to sleep for at least three days — ‘as punishment for stealing and eating too much,’ according to police. John Haley, 47, and his wife, Stephanie Haley, 41, were charged with felony child neglect Sunday after the shivering boy knocked on a neighbor’s door at 2 a.m. He told the neighbor he had been locked out of the house and forced to sleep on the porch, sheriff’s spokesman Gary Davidson told the Daytona Beach News-Journal. The neighbor gave the boy a blanket and potato chips and called for help. Temperatures dipped into the 50s on the nights that the child was forced to sleep outside. ‘When deputies arrived at the scene, the boy told them that he had been forced to sleep on the back porch for three days,’ Davidson told the newspaper. ‘He also said that he’s fed rice for lunch and dinner every day, and when there’s no rice, he’s given lettuce to eat.’ When he’s not on the porch, he’s often locked in the garage and only allowed inside when he needs to use the bathroom, the boy said. Authorities knocked on the Haley’s door after talking to their son and asked them if they knew where he was. The couple said he was asleep in a bedroom. ‘When deputies informed them that he was at a neighbor’s house cold and hungry and complaining about being forced to sleep on the porch, John Haley initially acted shocked at the news,’ Davidson said. ‘But he later admitted that he and his wife make the boy sleep on the porch as punishment for stealing and eating too much.’ The Haley’s didn’t see anything wrong with the boy’s punishment, Davidson said. They were booked into Volusia County Branch Jail and are being held without bail. The Department of Children & Families has now taken custody of the other six children at the house — three boys and three girls, ranging in age from 1 to 15 years old. All of their kids have been sent to live with other family members. Hopefully they get better treatment with them since their own dayum parents didn’t give an isht! SMH. Images via facebook

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Florida Firehouse Under Investigation For Using President Obama Toilet Tissue

A firehouse in Florida has taken their feelings for President Obama to a whole new level. Members of the team of firefighters are using toilet tissue bearing the president’s face to wipe their… you get the idea… Continue

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Michael Lohan: I Got Octomom Into Rehab!

Michael Lohan sucks at getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab, but he says he got the job done with Octomom Nadya Suleman. Seriously. MiLo is claiming credit. Lindsay’s dad claims he’s running a non-profit in Florida for nine months that stages interventions for people in need of substance abuse treatment. So far, he’s successfully helped at least 25 people, according to Mike at least. His latest success story? Successfully having Octo check into rehab . Octomom’s manager recently voiced her concerns to him about the mother of 14’s Xanax dependency, so Michael decided to take action last week. Why on earth anyone calls Michael Lohan for help about anything is up there with why anyone would watch the Octomom porn on the list of un-answerable questions. Still, he apparently made arrangements for Octo’s treatment. Respect. Then he helped her people stage an intervention, and Octo agreed to get help. Michael tells TMZ, “The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help, which Nadya did!” “If it wasn’t for her manager Gina, my good friend, Tim Chapman at the Chapman house/Teen savers and Gina’s daughter, this would not have been possible.” Octo’s currently in a 30-day in-patient rehab program, but still gets to call her kids twice a day. As for the oft-troubled hot mess known as Lindsay Lohan? Michael’s intervention failed there . [Photos: WENN.com]

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Ashley Greene Goes Retro, Gorgeous for British GQ

Ashley Greene covers the December issue of British GQ . And you may need to take an extra long coffee break to enjoy these photos, fellas. Click to enlarge now and consider yourself warned: Is there any doubt now why Greene has earned the 55th spot in our THG Hot Bodies Countdown ? Among topics covered in the GQ interview with the Twilight Saga beauty: The challenging of dating as a celebrity : “Dating is a hard, hard thing when you have this job. Sometimes I wish I could just go back to Florida and, like, date my home-town boyfriend. It’s really frustrating whenever I can’t go and do something because I know it’s going to be on the Internet.” On celebrity gossip rumors : “Like if I go to a friend’s house, they’ll be, ‘She’s dating him!’ It’s like, ‘Oh, am I dating my brother now? Is that what’s happening?’ Or when they write that I was with a ‘mystery man,’ and I’m like, ‘He’s gay, by the way, so it is a mystery!’” On attention-getting suitors : “When I’m dating a guy and he says, ‘I don’t want press,’ and then says, ‘Let’s go to Katana for dinner’ – I’m like, ‘Really? You don’t want to just walk down the street to some dive? You don’t want to get photographed but you want to go to a place where you know there’s paparazzi?”

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Ashley Greene’s Tits for GQ UK of the Day

I have never had an interest in this Florida trash that fucked her way into relevance….from banging Jonas brothers…to banging Twilight producers to get cast in the shit to make herself important…because I never found her hot…if anything I thought she was boring and obvious in her PR efforts…I think she’s a bit of a bullshitter, bottom feeder, phony but that was before today…or more importantly before her breast implants that I am gonna assume she’s got…not cuz I love fake tits…but I do appreciate their ability to save shitty tits…but because I appreciate an otherwise dull and undeserving actress slutting out.

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University Of Florida Students Don Blackface During “Rock Stars & Rappers” Frat Party

Here we go again. For whatever reason, people seem to think that wearing blackface is acceptable, and regardless of how many stories we post proving otherwise, the instances continue to occur. In this latest episode, two members of the Beta Theta Pi fraternity at the University of Florida, in Gainesville, painted themselves black for a “rock stars and rappers” party over the weekend, then posted the photo on Instagram. Continue

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University Of Florida Students Don Blackface During “Rock Stars & Rappers” Frat Party

Ryan Seacrest Forecasts Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engagement

Wedding bells will soon be ringing for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West . Such a proclamation is not coming this time from an unreliable supermarket tabloid, or from convoluted Kanye rap lyrics , but from someone supposedly very much in the know: Ryan Seacrest! Executive producer of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and Kourtney and Kim Take Miami , Seacrest said on his KIIS-FM radio show late last week that he thought West would propose during the couple’s trip to Italy over the weekend. “I think we could definitely see an update on this story on Monday,” he told co-host Ellen K. Granted, Monday came and went and there was no update. And, granted, Seacrest knows a thing or two about public relations and, yes, he makes more money the more Kim and her family are in the news. But still. It’s clear things are very serious between West and Kardashian. They are reportedly shopping for a home in Florida . What do you think? Should Kim and Kanye get married?   Yes, they are totes meant to be! I will not dignify with a response Team Humphries! View Poll »

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Bangin Candy: Wankaego Visits Hip-Hop Wired [Photos]

Last week, we had to pleasure of shooting (our personal favorite segment) ‘Ask A Vixen.’ We asked you guys for your twitter questions and you guys turned up. This week, we have the lovely Wankaego out of Miami, Florida taking your questions about love, s*x, relationships and everything in between… Continue

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Bangin Candy: Wankaego Visits Hip-Hop Wired [Photos]