Dane Cook has apologized for being an insensitive jerk bag. On Thursday night, the unfunny stand-up comedian joked that people inside the Aurora, Colorado movie theater last week were probably wishing they’d be shot because The Dark Knight Rises is such a bad movie. Shockingly, anyone with an ounce of sympathy and intelligence came down hard on Cook, prompting him to write the following on Twitter:
Did they or didn’t they? That’s the question concerning Rihanna and Chris Brown this week. Days after the latter singer’s rep shot down reports of this former couple reuniting on a yacht in St. Tropez, an insider tells Us Weekly that the pair DID, indeed, get together. As Twitter photos have depicted, Rihanna and friends have been shopping and sunning in St. Tropez for awhile now and this source tells the tabloid she “changed her plans” last Friday night after hearing Brown was on his way to the area. She allegedly called her ex from a satellite phone and arranged to meet him on his ridiculous mode of transportation: a yacht with a submarine, pool and two helicopter landings, which Brown is renting (for $400,000/week) along with Swizz Beatz and Ludacris for a music video shoot. ” Rihanna went and partied hard with the guys on their yacht,” the mole claims. Brown’s current squeeze, Karrueche Tran , was also on board the vehicle, according to this source, and may not even have been aware that Rihanna was around. We’d doubt the validity of that report, but did you read the description of the yacht?!? It’s not small. [Photos: WENN.com]
If you’re not sure who this Zahia Dehar chick is, you’re probably not the only one. She’s a former teen prostitute turned model from France who got caught up in an underage sex scandal with a bunch of guys from the French national soccer team. Prostitution is legal in France you know? I may have to move. Anyhow, here she is showing off her amazing little body somewhere in the Mediterranean. I wonder if the old guy she’s with knows that she use to be a prostitute, because he looks like he’s spent a fair bit of money getting her there. Have fun guy.
The hottest thing about Rosie Jones is that she chose to get topless in photoshoots for magazines at a young enough age that she could profit from it when she was otherwise not really cut out to be a model…and in doing that she’s built up her own fan base, audience, and has made a little empire that will end with her being a multi millionaire….while she was destined to be a cocktail waitress….and that’s just further reminder to girls everywhere just how important it is to get naked to get ahead…if you are hot or have great tits and you aren’t a millionaire….you’re a fucking loser….I don’t get why she isn’t topless in these pics…isn’t that her thing?
I am not a fan of Rita Ora at all. I find she looks like a tranny doing a Rhianna Impression, which makes sense, because she is signed to some major Jay-Z label deal, and they have been promoting her hard, in efforts to make her the next Rihanna. I think she’s fat….they they make her Yugoslavian ass look black and even when they do low level publicity stunts WHERE SHE FLASHES NIPPLE …I am unimpressed…. Here she is looking a little sloppy, even when photoshopped, modeling some ugly bathing suits, but like the fat bitch by the pool, I got no problem checking her out cuz it is better than nothing…especially when I know she’s gonna be the next big thing….
So the fashion industry has decided to recycle another photoshoot 3 month later…. This time it is Bar Refaeli for Elle France July, that was published in Elle Spain in April I guess the logic is that France and Spain are small markets and their ads don’t justify spening 100s of thousands of dollars a month on photoshoots, and that it’s no big deal to recycle shit 3 months later, but I find it offensive….only because they have massive budgets, they have massive advertisers, and they should be doing shoots every fucking month, that’s their fucking job…. But then again, I just steal their pics to post here for you, like some kind of Robin Hood, so I guess I’m the real asshole in the equation, taking their pics then calling them out on their shortcomings…. Oh well….any excuse to post some Bar Refaeli ass, even if I find her thick and uninteresting, a supermodel who never was much more than a star fucker….
The Venice Film Festival released details about its 69th edition Thursday morning, with 17 films debuting in competition, competing for its top Golden Lion award. Among the new features headed to the Italian city are Brian De Palma’s Passion with Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace and Paul Anderson. Harmony Korine’s latest, Spring Breakers with James Franco, Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens joined the lineup along with Terrence Malick’s To the Wonder , starring Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Weisz, Javier Bardem and Olga Kurylenko. As previously announced , the festival, which runs August 29 – September 8 will open with the world premiere of Mira Nair’s The Reluctant Fundamentalist . Out of competition titles include Spike Lee’s Michael Jackson doc Bad 25 , Robert Redford’s The Company You Keep and Henry-Alex Rubin’s Disconnect with Alexander Skarsgård, Michael Nyqvist, Jason Bateman, Andrea Riseborough. The list is heavy with international auteur including two titles from Amos Gitai and selections from Susanne Bier, Kiyoshi Kurosawa, Manoel de Oliveira and Jonathan Demme. Venice 69 Competition and Out of Competition lineups, for other sections visit the festival’s website . International Competition (feature films presented as world premieres) OLIVIER ASSAYAS – APRÈS MAI (SOMETHING IN THE AIR) France, 122′ Clément Métayer, Lola Créton, Félix Armand RAMIN BAHRANI – AT ANY PRICE USA, UK, 100′ Zac Efron, Dennis Quaid, Kim Dickens, Heather Graham MARCO BELLOCCHIO – BELLA ADDORMENTATA Italy, France, 115′ Toni Servillo, Isabelle Huppert, Alba Rohrwacher, Michele Riondino, Maya Sansa, Pier Giorgio Bellocchio PETER BROSENS, JESSICA WOODWORTH – LA CINQUIÈME SAISON Belgium, Netherlands, France, 93′ Aurélia Poirier, Django Schrevens, Sam Louwyck, Gill Vancompernolle RAMA BURSHTEIN – LEMALE ET HA’CHALAL (FILL THE VOID) Israel, 90′ Hadas Yaron, Yiftach Klein, Irit Sheleg, Chaim Sharir DANIELE CIPRÌ – È STATO IL FIGLIO Italy, 90′ Toni Servillo, Giselda Volodi, Alfredo Castro, Fabrizio Falco FRANCESCA COMENCINI – UN GIORNO SPECIALE Italy, 89′ Filippo Scicchitano, Giulia Valentini BRIAN DE PALMA – PASSION France, Germany, 94′ Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace, Paul Anderson, Karoline Herfurth XAVIER GIANNOLI – SUPERSTAR France, Belgium, 112′ Kad Merad, Cecile De France KI-DUK KIM – PIETA South Korea, 104′ Cho Min-soo, Lee Jung-jin TAKESHI KITANO – OUTRAGE BEYOND Japan, 110′ Tomokazu Miura, Ryo Kase, Fumiyo Kohinata, Toshiyuki Nishida HARMONY KORINE – SPRING BREAKERS USA, 92′ James Franco, Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, Heather Morris TERRENCE MALICK – TO THE WONDER USA, 112′ Ben Affleck, Rachel McAdams, Rachel Weisz, Javier Bardem, Olga Kurylenko BRILLANTE MENDOZA – SINAPUPUNAN (THY WOMB) Philippines, 100′ Nora Aunor, Bembol Rocco VALERIA SARMIENTO – LINHAS DE WELLINGTON Portugal, France, 151 Nuno Lopes, Soraia Chaves, John Malkovich, Marisa Paredes, Melvil Poupaud, Mathieu Amalric ULRICH SEIDL – PARADIES: GLAUBE (PARADISE: FAITH) Austria, France, Germany, 113′ Maria Hofstätter, Nabil Saleh KIRILL SEREBRENNIKOV – IZMENA (BETRAYAL) Russia, 115′ Franziska Petri, Dejan Lilic, Albina Dzhanabaeva, Arturs Skrastins Out of Competition (Work by established directors who have screened in previous editions of the festival) JEAN-PIERRE AMERIS – L’HOMME QUI RIT France, Czech Republic, 95′ Gérard Depardieu, Marc-André Grondin, Christa Theret, Emmanuelle Seigner LYUBOV ARKUS – ANTON TUT RYADOM (ANTON’S RIGHT HERE) [SPECIAL SCREENINGS] Russia, 110′ (documentary) Anton Kharitonov, Rinata Kharitonova, Vladimir Kharitonov
Swizz Beatz, Chris Brown and Ludacris were all in Cannes, France shooting a video for Swizzy’s new single “Everyday Birthday, (Dance Like A White Girl).” Swizz looks like he isn’t going to spare any expense for this video, with yachts, expensive cars and more all abound… Continue
Also in Wednesday morning’s round-up of news briefs, Jon Favreau adds a Martin Scorsese-project to his schedule. European festivals in San Sebastian and Deauville release details about their upcoming events and Leonard DiCaprio is set to back a car-maker. Christian Bale Visits Colorado Shooting Victims Bale visited victims of last week’s shooting in an Aurora, CO movie theater, a hospital spokesperson said. Bales spent about 2.5 hours at the facility where he met with five people still being treated for their injuries, Reuters reports . Is The Hobbit Set for a Trilogy? At Comic-Con two weeks ago, Peter Jackson speculated about what he’d do with all the extra footage he has shot for the film adaptation of The Hobbit . And now speculation is rising that he’ll turn his two film saga into a trilogy, Deadline reports . Jon Favreau Takes on The Wolf of Wall Street He will play a securities lawyer in the Martin-Scorsese-directed feature starring Leonardo DiCaprio. He’ll do the part before he directs the movie-version of the Broadway hit musical, Jersey Boys , Deadline reports . Arbitrage to Bow San Sebastian Film Festival The feature starring Richard Gere and Susan Sarandon will open the 60th San Sebastian Film Festival, taking place September 21 – 29 in Spain’s Basque region. Wall Street thriller Arbitrage is the fictional feature debut of filmmaker Nicholas Jarecki, Variety reports . Stars Set for France’s Deauville American Film Festival The festival showcases American films and Hollywood talent including Paula Wagner, Jeremy Renner, Edward Norton and Rachel Weisz are headed to the 38th annual event which takes place August 31 – September 9. Jeff Nichols’ Mud will open the festival, THR reports . Leonardo DiCaprio Buys into Car-maker Fisker The actor has become an equity investor in the Anaheim, CA-based car-maker start-up that produces environmentally sustainable autos. He will also be a “brand ambassador,” Forbes reports .
Even though the former couple were in the South of France at the same time, Brown’s rep has shot down rumors that they were together. By Jocelyn Vena Rihanna and Chris Brown in 2008 Photo: Kevin Mazur/ WireImage
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