A Video I Made for Justin Bieber using the song “Holler” by Spice Girls. Lyrics: I wanna make you holler Imagine us together (let me see you holler) Dont be afraid to play my game Boy dont you hesitate, I won’t keep waiting for you To come and let me take you to my fantasy room Your gonna like it there and all the things that I’ll do I’ll treat ya right all through the night We can do anything I’ll take you all the places you wanna be (I’ll take you there, I’ll take you there) I’ll be your fantasy, everything you want you will find in me If you play my game [CHORUS] I wanna make you holler and hear you scream my name I’ll give you rules to follow so you can play my game Imagine us together, be driving you insane You will give into me, don’t be afraid to play my game So what ya gonna do, now that I got ya with me You’ve gotta show me boy cos nothing comes for free Start from the bottom and work your way up slowly Dont be afraid to play my game We can go all night long Doing things you thought you would never do ( I wont tell nobody) I wont tell anyone, what we do its just for me and you So come and play my game [CHORUS (x2)] I wanna make you holler (holler holler holler holler holler holler come on) [x4] We can go all night long Doing things you thought you would never do (and I wont tell) I wont tell anyone, cos everything is just between me and you But you gotta play my game [CHORUS (x2)] I wanna make you holler http://www.youtube.com/v/jDl3P0NiafM?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata The rest is here: Holler (Justin Bieber Video) with lyrics
Surprises too are often tied to expectation, or lack of it. The first film I saw in 2011 surprised me in part because it was the first film I saw in 2011 — that is, a film shunted onto the whistling heath of the January release schedule. It was Shana Feste’s Country Strong , and it got a raw deal. Casting Gwyneth Paltrow as a country superstar is either a brave decision or an incredibly timid one — regardless, Paltrow stepped into an outsized role and very nearly filled it out. The supporting cast of Leighton Meester, Tim McGraw, and especially Garrett Hedlund give the celebrity melodrama human ballast, and Feste manages to pace a pretty slick story with moments of believable intimacy and alienation. When it comes to horror films and especially on-screen gore (I suppose off-screen gore as well), I am — as Justin Timberlake’s character pronounced it in the reasonably surprising Friends With Benefits — a huge pu-ssay. Seeing Final Destination 5 next to my name on the assignment slate was a definite short straw situation, but I fancy myself a professional, and so cleared my schedule and my appetite and headed to midtown. I had never seen a Final Destination , which accounted for the formula’s novelty for me — the villain here is death itself, manifested in the trickle down economics of excruciating coincidence — but the film, shot in 3-D, is also brilliantly choreographed and possessed of the kind of tension — outrageous but not totally gratuitous — that directors rarely bother with anymore, when splatters and shakey cams do just as well. Not that there aren’t — heaven knows — plenty of guts a-squishin’ in Final Destination 5 . But it was worth a few pounds of flesh to be reminded how pleasurable it is to be both really and truly scared and perfectly safe in a crowded movie theater. So a quick check-in on the Friends alumni: Most promising cast member Jennifer Aniston seems resigned to debasing herself in Adam Sandler shitshows like Just Go With It ; Matthew Perry, always rebounding in my heart, is as ever poised for a comeback; Lisa Kudrow keeps launching hothouse comic series that feel too cringey to last; Courtney Cox has a network show and yet seems to spend her days fastened to a mirror; Matt LeBlanc came up with something interesting in the meta-TV cable series Episodes ; and David Schwimmer pretty much killed it directing his second feature film, the internet predator drama Trust . Clive Owen gives a powerful and difficult performance as a father reckoning with his daughter’s role in her own victimization and Liana Liberato makes a frankly astonishing debut as a young girl drawn into the emotional confusions of abuse. In deploying real emotional toughness against easy accusations of after-school special-dom, it is Schwimmer who emerges as the mature and still-promising talent. I was surprised, anyway. Though it’s not strictly movie-centric, I feel compelled to note one of the most pleasant surprises of my favorite new television series — the venue, after all, to which so many of our movie stars have migrated. Luke Wilson hit an inexplicable rough patch in the late aughts, his endearing, chronically bedazzled comic presence and magma-deep melancholy wasted on minnow-ish indies like Middle Men and I Melt With You director Mark Pellington’s Henry Poole Was Here . And then his disheartening appearance in the ads that cannot be named. But in playing the innocuous waster Levi Callow in Mike White’s HBO series Enlightened , Wilson seems to have not only returned to form but raised his game. White cast the role perfectly, and dispenses the character of Levi in precise and exact-right doses: Initially seen through the warped lens of Laura Dern’s Amy — a recent inductee into the narcissistic cult of well being — he emerges as more than a pathetic fallback and projection screen for his ex. In the exquisite Robin Wright episode, by making Levi’s exasperation his own White brings Amy’s desperation into clearer view. In a later confrontation with Amy’s mother (Diane Ladd) Levi is finally unleashed as a whole, seething person. Wilson makes what might be an ordinary role feel risky, and in his fringy yet essential presence sets up the question of whether Levi is a poignant satellite in Amy’s orbit or she is a moon to his Melancholia. I’m really happy to be watching Luke Wilson again, is mostly what I’m saying — on any screen. Happy and a little bit relieved. Follow Michelle Orange on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .
Remember Rihanna’s mega-fly Rolling Stone photo shoot from earlier this year? Well, there are more pictures and they’re even better than the originals! The black and white look always adds a little dash of hotness. Does Rih Rih have the hottest legs in the game?
When Chaz Bono and Jennifer Elia broke up last week, the pair claimed they left their long partnership with “great love, respect and affection toward one another.” That statement belies the tumult between the pair, one report says. According to Star , there’s a sordid secret behind the collapse of this 12-year relationship: Jennifer betrayed Chaz in a major way by cozying up to his ex Heidi Shink. Jennifer was a guest at a private party hosted by Chaz’s ex-girlfriend Heidi Shink at her L.A. home in mid-November, according to alleged insiders. “There was a ton of wine and food,” Viktor Budnik, who attended the party, says in an exclusive interview , adding “They were doing wine pairings.” Wow. That alone sounds super-scandalous right there. Chaz was nowhere to be seen. As the party got increasingly boozy, people started taking intimate photos that Heidi later posted on her Facebook page. One shot of Jennifer and her party guests is captioned “La familia!” In another shot, Jennifer is pictured inappropriately clad in pajamas with wet hair. There you have it. We’re sorry, it’s a slow news week.
Fans booed Kris Humphries again last night, but this time the power forward rebounded… and rebounded… and rebounded. In fact, the Nets star enjoyed arguably his best day as a pro, dropping 21 points and 16 boards on the Washington Wizards and helping his team overcome a 20-point second quarter deficit. As you can see in these highlights, Kris showed far more life on the court than on any episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians : Kris Humphries Highlights After the game, Humphries said he uses the crowd’s negative reaction as “motivation,” while Head Coach Avery Johnson told reporters: “I’m trying to figure out, what did he do? I’m serious. Maybe because I don’t follow reality TV, I don’t know all the ins and outs of it, but it’s pretty hilarious to me. I don’t know if they even know why they’re booing him.” Through one game of the 2011-2012 season, Humphries’ impressive stat line reflects more accomplished in 39 minutes of action than Kim Kardashian has accomplished in the last 17 months of her life…
Cam Newton , the NFL’s 1st round draft pick and 2010 Heisman Trophy Winner, has now added another milestone to his young career. During Sunday’s win against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers the Quarterback for the Carolina Panthers threw for 171 yards breaking the NFL’s rookie record for passing yards held by Peyton Manning . Going into the game, Newton only need 18 yards to break the 3,739 mark and got that on his first pass. Netwon also broke a team record for passing with a 91-yard TD toss to Brandon Lafell, the longest offensive TD in Panthers history. READ MORE AT THE HUFFINGTONPOST
Yeah, I can’t get over Rooney Mara’s Dragon Tattoo getup. It’s so… dated? Swedish? Remarkably cliche? And yet entrancing? Anyway, it has alternative connotations, and that brings me to Movieline’s Christmas indulgence of the day: alternative women covers of yuletide classics. I couldn’t find an embed of Liz Phair’s recent “Baby It’s Cold Outside” cover with the band Wheat, please consider that the unofficial sixth entry on this list. Take us to the Grinch, Aimee Mann! The glorious and still-somehow-underrated Aimee Mann’s superior Christmas disc One More Drifter in the Snow contains a bunch of amazing covers, but the gnarliest one has got to be “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch.” Super droll, winking, and cool. As always for the Oscar-nominated Mann. Sinead O’Connor, perhaps the single most poignant voice of the past 25 years, has covered “Ode to Billie Joe,””Chiquitita,” and “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” with great success, but I’m particularly partial to her version of “Silent Night.” It’s the perfect forum for her childlike, yet commanding tone. Kate Bush. There is no other Kate Bush. In this ’79 Christmas special, she woos you with that ethereal voice that trilled about the plight of Cathy and Heathcliff in “Wuthering Heights.” Now that every hipster in sight waits eagerly for her new releases, acquaint yourself with the kooky wraith we first met on The Kick Inside . Tori Amos is an obvious heir to Kate Bush’s legacy of cooing vulnerability and mystical lyrics, but her cover skills are pretty singular. Check out her live versions of “Father Figure” and “Like a Prayer” for maximum intimacy, but this Christmas jam is also sufficient. Patti Smith’s brief cover of “White Christmas” is lovely. Since you presumably already know her covers of “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and “Rolling in the Deep,” you’ll be refreshed to find tiny version of Irving Berlin’s classic.
A slumpy month at the box office showed little sign of abating on Friday, when the holdovers Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol , Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked fought off a trio of high-octane newcomers — including the abysmally performing We Bought a Zoo — to lead the early holiday-weekend competition. Your Friday Box Office is here. 1. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL : $9,740,000 ($42,175,000) 2. SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS : $6,785,000 ($65,539,000) 3. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED : $5,400,000 ($42,340,000) 4. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO : $4,600,000 ($12,976,000) 5. THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN : $3,525,000 ($11,532,000) 6. WE BOUGHT A ZOO : $3,000,000 (new) [Figures via Box Office Mojo ]
A slumpy month at the box office showed little sign of abating on Friday, when the holdovers Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol , Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows and Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked fought off a trio of high-octane newcomers — including the abysmally performing We Bought a Zoo — to lead the early holiday-weekend competition. Your Friday Box Office is here. 1. MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – GHOST PROTOCOL : $9,740,000 ($42,175,000) 2. SHERLOCK HOLMES: A GAME OF SHADOWS : $6,785,000 ($65,539,000) 3. ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS: CHIPWRECKED : $5,400,000 ($42,340,000) 4. THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO : $4,600,000 ($12,976,000) 5. THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN : $3,525,000 ($11,532,000) 6. WE BOUGHT A ZOO : $3,000,000 (new) [Figures via Box Office Mojo ]
What a momentous week for Ralph Fiennes — the august British thespian turns 49 today and lands at No. 7 on my list of the year’s best performances , therefore knocking Elizabeth Olsen out of the top 10 — ouch! Let’s keep his parade of good times rolling with a quick debate over his best onscreen moment. I dare you to disagree with mine. I’m of the opinion that Ralph Fiennes’s towering work as the odious Amon Goeth in Schindler’s List deserved an Oscar over Tommy Lee Jones in The Fugitive , but I’ll save that furious monologue for another day. My single favorite Fiennes moment is in Quiz Show , Robert Redford’s keenly observed morality tale set against the corruption of the game show cheating scandals of the 1950s. It presents with one alluring and conflicted character in lecturer-turned-liar Charles Van Doren (Fiennes), who eats up his stage time with gusto. Just fabulous. Start at the 4:00 mark, after competitor Herbert Stempel (John Turturro) takes a dive on the easiest Oscar question. If only Movieline writers were eligible to play Twenty-One in the ’50s — we’d rack up points and snappy retorts by the dozen. Have a different choice. The Constant Gardener ? Schindler’s List ? The English Patient ? Contribute your wrongness below.