Miley Cyrus, her tongue and her Twerking rear end will soon be coming to a venue near you. After announcing her Bangerz tour during a cameo on Saturday Night Live two weeks ago, Cyrus has now unveiled the 38 cities that will be graced with her presence in early 2014. Is yours among them? Tickets go on sale November 16 at Live Nation and you can scroll down for a look at all Miley’s upcoming tour stops… February 14 – Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live @ Rogers Arena February 16 – Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome February 20 – Anaheim, CA Honda Center February 22 – Los Angeles, CA Staples Center February 24 – Oakland, CA Oracle Arena February 25 – San Jose, CA SAP Center February 27 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center March 1 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena March 4 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center March 6 – Omaha, NE CenturyLink Center March 7 – Chicago, IL Allstate Arena March 9 – Milwaukee, MI BMO Harris Bradley Center March 10 – St. Paul, MI Xcel Energy Center March 12 – Dallas, TX American Airlines Center March 13 – Tulsa, OK BOK Center March 15 – San Antonio, TX AT&T Center March 16 – Houston, TX Toyota Center March 18 – New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena March 20 – Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Times Forum March 22 – Miami, FL American Airlines Arena March 24 – Orlando, FL Amway Center March 25 – Atlanta, GA Philips Arena March 29 – Montreal, QC Bell Centre March 31 – Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre April 2 – Boston, MA TD Garden April 3 – East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center April 5 – Brooklyn, NY Barclays Center April 7 – Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena April 8 – Raleigh, NC PNC Arena April 10 – Washington, DC Verizon Center April 12 – Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills April 13 – Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center April 15 – Kansas City, MO Sprint Center April 16 – St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center April 18 – Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena April 19 – Louisville, KY KFC YUM! Center April 22 – Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center April 24 – Uniondale NY Nassau Veterans War Memorial Coliseum
Miley Cyrus, her tongue and her Twerking rear end will soon be coming to a venue near you. After announcing her Bangerz tour during a cameo on Saturday Night Live two weeks ago, Cyrus has now unveiled the 38 cities that will be graced with her presence in early 2014. Is yours among them? Tickets go on sale November 16 at Live Nation and you can scroll down for a look at all Miley’s upcoming tour stops… February 14 – Vancouver, BC Pepsi Live @ Rogers Arena February 16 – Tacoma, WA Tacoma Dome February 20 – Anaheim, CA Honda Center February 22 – Los Angeles, CA Staples Center February 24 – Oakland, CA Oracle Arena February 25 – San Jose, CA SAP Center February 27 – Phoenix, AZ US Airways Center March 1 – Las Vegas, NV MGM Grand Garden Arena March 4 – Denver, CO Pepsi Center March 6 – Omaha, NE CenturyLink Center March 7 – Chicago, IL Allstate Arena March 9 – Milwaukee, MI BMO Harris Bradley Center March 10 – St. Paul, MI Xcel Energy Center March 12 – Dallas, TX American Airlines Center March 13 – Tulsa, OK BOK Center March 15 – San Antonio, TX AT&T Center March 16 – Houston, TX Toyota Center March 18 – New Orleans, LA New Orleans Arena March 20 – Tampa, FL Tampa Bay Times Forum March 22 – Miami, FL American Airlines Arena March 24 – Orlando, FL Amway Center March 25 – Atlanta, GA Philips Arena March 29 – Montreal, QC Bell Centre March 31 – Toronto, ON Air Canada Centre April 2 – Boston, MA TD Garden April 3 – East Rutherford, NJ IZOD Center April 5 – Brooklyn, NY Barclays Center April 7 – Charlotte, NC Time Warner Cable Arena April 8 – Raleigh, NC PNC Arena April 10 – Washington, DC Verizon Center April 12 – Detroit, MI The Palace Of Auburn Hills April 13 – Columbus, OH Schottenstein Center April 15 – Kansas City, MO Sprint Center April 16 – St. Louis, MO Scottrade Center April 18 – Nashville, TN Bridgestone Arena April 19 – Louisville, KY KFC YUM! Center April 22 – Philadelphia, PA Wells Fargo Center April 24 – Uniondale NY Nassau Veterans War Memorial Coliseum
A woman in Texas has offered $10,000 to anyone who helps her find a husband . She took some heat for that stunt, but at least she has a sense of humor about it. The same can’t exactly be said for a wedding photographer named Larry Busby. He’s created a website titled Sleepless in Austin and tells visitors that he will give them a $1,500 “Finder’s Fee” if they set him up with a girlfriend. But he has some VERY specific demands. To wit, he writes: I am looking for a girl that has a thin or athletic build. No one over 130lbs. Ages 21-41. White, Hispanic, or of European descent. I will not date any girl that has ever had a threesome, or a large number of past sexual partners. I do not want a promiscuous slut, I want a normal, decent, good hearted girlfriend. I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry , I will not ever date a Black girl. And, I do not believe that Whites & Blacks should mix races sexually and have kids together. I think it’s ok for Whites & Hispanics. But not Blacks. I would NEVER, EVER, EVER date a woman if I found out she had EVER been sexually active with a Black man. Guess this excludes Kim Kardashian . Anyway, if you or somehow you know has a person in mind that you think you would like to set up with Sleepless in Austin Larry, allow us to ask: What did that person ever do to you?!?
Just when you thought Farrah Abraham had hit rock bottom, she proves you wrong. No, not because she’s “Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom.” She’s just redefining where the bottom is. The sex tape star and her creepily vacant expression took to Twitter and suggested that, y’know, people should follow her. Well, if “your” single that is. Why? WHY would anyone follow Farrah Abraham ? Unless you’re just curious what on earth she would post about … in which case we sort of get it. We don’t entirely get it, because it’s more than likely going to be Farrah tweeting about strippers, porn or “staying positive” despite “haters,” but sorta. The other funny part? She randomly tweeted all of the UK too. Perhaps she’s already exhausted her supply of sugar daddy sites to troll domestically and wants to branch out. Whatever is going on up there, we can’t say. But if she gets bored, here are some other groups of people she could Tweet about joining Farrah Nation: Alcoholics Anonymous members (for her obvious problem) U.S. Congress (so they’ll actually have something to do) Sex tape buyers (it’s all about social media marketing) Westboro Baptist Church (for entertainment value) Jenelle Evans (same thing) Farrah Abraham Sex Tape Sequel in the Works?
A testicle-eating fish known as Pacu has been turning up further and further from its native Amazon habitat, with sightings reported in Scandinavia, France and Illinois. And now Northern New Jersey. Testicle-Eating Pacu Fish in New Jersey Tom Boylan hooked a 10-inch-long Pacu at Third Ward Veteran’s Memorial Park in Passaic, N.J., just 10 miles from NYC, according to The Bergen Record . The species is known for its wide teeth shaped like molars and strong jaw muscles that allow them to bust open tree nuts and other tough aquatic foods. Terrifyingly, however, they mistake human cojones for tree nuts. Two men in New Guinea reportedly died from blood loss after a Pacu chomped on theirs. The testicle-eating fish , which migrate upstream in order to spawn, can weigh up to 55 pounds and grow up to 3-4 feet in length when they reaches maturity. “Most likely, someone had [the 10-inch Pacu] in their fish tank and it grew too big, so they dumped it,” Pat Egan, manager at Absolutely Fish, said. “We call them ‘tank busters.’ We don’t even sell them, they grow so big.” Testicle-Eating Fish Caught in Sweden While the news of a Pacu in Passaic County is likely to scare some local residents, the good news is that the fish reportedly can’t survive cold temperatures. Garden State swimmers should be safe by spring … at least until climate change warms all bodies of water by a few degrees and then WHO KNOWS. Better just wear a cup at all times.
If you thought bunnies were bad, it turns out freaky group sex having guinea pigs are worse! Via The Local Germany : Münster University’s biology department keeps 13 very vocal male and female guinea pigs together in one big cage outdoors. On it, a sign states “These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.” The Bild newspaper reported on Friday that the guinea pigs are so noisy – particularly at night – that the institute for neuro- and behavioural biology’s next-door neighbours have filed a complaint at Münster’s administrative court. “The Guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It’s unbearable,” said 69-year-old Pavo R.. On Thursday, a judge confirmed to the paper that the cage was too close to the couple’s house. It is just two meters from where their garden begins. Legally, it should be three meters away. But the institute says the cage can not be moved, and a spokesman from the North Rhine-Westphalian university told Bild that they hoped that “the ruling doesn’t mean the end of their renowned behavioral research.” SMH. This sounds crazy!!!! If you want to hear what guinea pigs “sound like” check out the video below: Now imagine a baker’s dozen of them bad boys getting busy outside your window. Not fun, we’d imagine. Shutterstock Continue reading →
If you thought bunnies were bad, it turns out freaky group sex having guinea pigs are worse! Via The Local Germany : Münster University’s biology department keeps 13 very vocal male and female guinea pigs together in one big cage outdoors. On it, a sign states “These animals live in non-committal, mixed-gender groups and mate with every possible partner.” The Bild newspaper reported on Friday that the guinea pigs are so noisy – particularly at night – that the institute for neuro- and behavioural biology’s next-door neighbours have filed a complaint at Münster’s administrative court. “The Guinea pigs are unbelievably loud and stink to high heaven. It’s unbearable,” said 69-year-old Pavo R.. On Thursday, a judge confirmed to the paper that the cage was too close to the couple’s house. It is just two meters from where their garden begins. Legally, it should be three meters away. But the institute says the cage can not be moved, and a spokesman from the North Rhine-Westphalian university told Bild that they hoped that “the ruling doesn’t mean the end of their renowned behavioral research.” SMH. This sounds crazy!!!! If you want to hear what guinea pigs “sound like” check out the video below: Now imagine a baker’s dozen of them bad boys getting busy outside your window. Not fun, we’d imagine. Shutterstock Continue reading →
I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not… The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her… To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
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