I would say that Sharon Stone is scary, especially in her bikini, because she’s old as fuck, but I kinda like it. I mean sure she’s gone through menopause, and probably 100s of men, giving her a vagina that is probably better to look at in slow motion and zoom watching the Basic Instinct DVD, I mean if you’re scared of an old used pussy, which I’m not… The fact is, she walks around in see through shirts she just doesn’t give a fuck, almost like senile bitch, confused as fuck, at the grocery store in her underwear, only a little more refined and on luxury vacations, spreading her twat in a bikini, because she’s already put herself out there, and now, as she falls apart, is public domain, ready to be stared at by anyone willing to stare at her…and I am pretty ready to stare at her… To see you the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Hilary Duff posed with some homegrown sex toys she made in her garden, because as a famous head of a billion dollar company, she knows how important it is for sustainable living…you know the whole Green movement… So why use plastics in your hippie ass, when you can use vegetables designed to be inserted in your hippie ass, by nature…it just doesn’t make sense to leave that carbon footprint. I hear the big one is for her ass…a tribute to her husband’s memories of Hockey team initiation..self-hazing…and that is pretty hot…
My name is Sophie and I had an amazing experience with Justin Bieber that I wanted to share! I was at a Knicks game with my dad and I was able to go down onto the court and shoot hoops before the Knicks players came out. My dad had said, “Could this night get any better?” Little did I know the night would get SO much better! I was watching the game when all of a sudden a lady sitting in front of me told me Justin Bieber walked in. I immediately started crying and hyperventilating because Justin Bieber is the love of my life and I had always dreamed of seeing him in person. I was able to go onto the court and get closer to my idol. I soon realized that all of Madison Square Garden was booing Justin while I was hysterically crying over him. I guess everyone found it funny that I was crying because they put me on the big screen and all of the Knick fans were laughing at me. Justin saw me, smiled at me and my heart melted. When I returned to my seat still in awe, I got so many texts from friends who were watching the game saying that they saw me on TV crying. The next day I found so many Youtube videos of me crying, I heard that I was on ESPN and many more websites. I also got a call from Fox 5 saying they wanted to interview me about my experience and put it on the news. Of course I said yes and the next day a lady came to my house to interview me. The lady who interviewed me said she had spoke to someone who works with Justin Bieber and that they were going to send a gift from Justin Bieber or even Justin Bieber himself to me so they could do a follow up story. I love him to death and it would mean the world to me if he remembered! -Sophie Continued here: My name is Sophie and I had an amazing experience with Justin…
My name is Sophie and I had an amazing experience with Justin Bieber that I wanted to share! I was at a Knicks game with my dad and I was able to go down onto the court and shoot hoops before the Knicks players came out. My dad had said, “Could this night get any better?” Little did I know the night would get SO much better! I was watching the game when all of a sudden a lady sitting in front of me told me Justin Bieber walked in. I immediately started crying and hyperventilating because Justin Bieber is the love of my life and I had always dreamed of seeing him in person. I was able to go onto the court and get closer to my idol. I soon realized that all of Madison Square Garden was booing Justin while I was hysterically crying over him. I guess everyone found it funny that I was crying because they put me on the big screen and all of the Knick fans were laughing at me. Justin saw me, smiled at me and my heart melted. When I returned to my seat still in awe, I got so many texts from friends who were watching the game saying that they saw me on TV crying. The next day I found so many Youtube videos of me crying, I heard that I was on ESPN and many more websites. I also got a call from Fox 5 saying they wanted to interview me about my experience and put it on the news. Of course I said yes and the next day a lady came to my house to interview me. The lady who interviewed me said she had spoke to someone who works with Justin Bieber and that they were going to send a gift from Justin Bieber or even Justin Bieber himself to me so they could do a follow up story. I love him to death and it would mean the world to me if he remembered! -Sophie Continued here: My name is Sophie and I had an amazing experience with Justin…
Somebody needs to wipe this hoe down with her nasty azz . What the phuck does a grown azz woman see in a 14-year-old boy? Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With 14-Year-Old Boy According to Mail Online An elementary school teacher and mother-of-two has been charged with performing sex acts on a boy under the age of 14. Malia Brooks, 32, surrendered at Simi Valley police station in California on Tuesday after it was alleged that she had been having sexual relations with a male student at her school. The divorced mother of a young boy and girl is being held on $2million bail after prosecutors dubbed her a flight risk. She pleaded not guilty when she was arraigned on Wednesday at Ventura County Superior Court. The 32-year-old has been charged with one count of a lewd act upon a child, one count of oral copulation of a person under 14 and three counts of genital penetration by a foreign object with a person under 14 years of age when the suspect is more than 10 years older than the victim. Her attorney said outside court that she was suffering from a mental illness and was now receiving treatment, according to NBC. Brooks had taught the 6th grade at Garden Grove Elementary School since 2004, authorities said during a press conference on Wednesday. A police spokesman said: ‘Although a suspect has been arrested, the information is limited in the interest of the victim, his family and the integrity of this investigation.’ The school district had informed the police about the alleged inappropriate relations between a child and teacher on February 22. The teacher was removed from the classroom immediately and later resigned. Police do not suspect that there are any other victims. Garden Grove Elementary School has provided counseling for any children affected by the events. One distraught mother, whose daughter attends the school, told KTLA: ‘My daughter has a good relationship with that teacher and I still don’t believe it.’ She said that parents had been aware that an investigation was taking place and said the school had her full support for ‘trying to minimize the impact on their children’. Phuck mental illness. The beyotch needs her kitty kat wired shut like they do in those foreign countries. Disgusting!
The way women’s magazines have been consistently out-doing places like GQ and Maxim lately, you can’t blame me for expecting a little more from this Miley Cyrus shoot for the June issue of Elle UK . I mean, sure, she’s showing off some airbrushed cleavage on the cover, but otherwise, that’s about it. I mean, where’s the garden hose, bikinis and trampoline? Obviously next time, they need to hire the little Tuna as a consultant. Related Articles: Miley Cyrus Nude Pictures Leaked? Miley Cyrus Breast To Impress Miley Cyrus Takes Out The Trash Miley Cyrus Bikini Picture
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to come face-to-face today for a divorce settlement conference in Los Angeles. But there’s one little problem: the moronic Brooklyn Nets forward isn’t gonna make it in time. Sources confirm to TMZ that Humphries was in New York City this morning at 1. And with the first flight out of JFK not arriving at LAX until 9:15 a.m., it will be difficult for Kris to attend a hearing scheduled for 8:30 a.m. Both halves of the estranged couple are required to be present at the conference to attempt a resolution before their divorce case goes to trial. But Humphries may simply consider the event fruitless, considering he’s holding out for a $7 million payoff or he will continue to pursue an annulment. Kardashian is expected to call witnesses at the May 6 trial that will prove Humphries was well aware of what he was getting into all along, while Kris… is being sued by a clothing store owner who says he reneged on a deal. Yup, pretty much everyone hates this guy.
The Hangover franchise is about to come to an end. Sad, I know. But then again, just wait two years and they’ll probably reboot it with Aziz Ansari and Jonah Hill. Or more likely, they’ll just come up with a way to make a fourth. Regardless, for now, it’s ending. So get into it. Check out four new posters for The Hangover Part III highlighting three of the members of the Wolfpack: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha return to Vegas in the third film. John Goodman, Ken Jeong, Heather Graham, Jeffrey Tambor, and Melissa McCarthy also star. The Hangover Part III opens May 24.
Amazingly, this DMX story does not involve a mug shot. Seriously. Just an awesome video of him crashing an Alicia Keys concert! DMX at Alicia Keys Concert The crowd went nuts at Madison Square Garden when Swizz Beatz – Keys’ husband – and DMX came out an unexpected rendition of the “Ruff Ryders Anthem.” Then, after they shut ’em down and opened up shop, the duo launched into “Party (Up in Here)” … and it was enough to make people lose their minds. Up in here. Sorry.
A photo of an Olive Garden receipt – for a free meal given to a family shaken up by a house fire – was shared on Reddit as a simple act of human kindness. Now it’s been picked apart and accused of being a sham. “My brother, wife, 3-year-old daughter and I went to Olive Garden after a recent house fire at my parents,” Reddit user Tanek42 wrote on the site Tuesday. “When the manager asked how everything was, my daughter said, ‘Grandpa’s house burned down.’ We talked for a bit. Here’s how we received the bill.” Total balance due: $0.00. While a few people responded with kudos for the OG manager, many more were skeptical, alleging that this was actually some viral marketing effort. “Why does it say “Duplicate Receipt – Stored Order”? Is this an indication that this is a copy of the receipt, and it may be the manager posting this?” asked one user. Others pointed out that the OG logo was a little too perfectly placed. Before long, the man, or “OP [original poster]” stood accused of working for a company called Grey Worldwide, which is OG’s advertising agency. The image, and the outrage, quickly went viral, prompting Olive Garden’s parent company, Darden, to defend itself and its customers from hoax theories. “The receipt is real and was posted by the guests, not by anyone at Olive Garden or Darden,” said Tara Gray, communication manager for Darden. “We are always looking for ways to surprise and delight guests, and this was one of the ways the Olive Garden team in Vernon Hills, Ill., did that last weekend.” Darden’s marketing firm, Grey Worldwide, also denied any role in it. “Grey had absolutely nothing to do with post concerning Olive Garden,” a representative told Consumerist . “It would be against our code of conduct.” The original poster later chimed in with more details: “At Olive Garden, we were talking to my brother about the fire when the manager stopped by,” he explained. “He asked how everything was and my daughter blurted out ‘Grandpa’s house burned down’. He asked what she just said, and she repeated herself.” “He asked a couple of details like where it happened, when, and if my family had somewhere to stay. I did not expect the bill to get paid, but it was very nice of them!” He laughs at users who still say he’s a marketing maven. “I wish they paid me!” he posted Wednesday afternoon. “I do love Olive Garden, but I don’t work for them. My story is real, sorry to disappoint the mob!”
