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Christina Milian’s a Slutty Mom of the Day

In 2003, Christina Milian changed our masturbation to music video habit for the better with this Dip it Low shit that was next level sleazy at the time… In 2011, she’s still an exhibitionist slut, cuz I guess it’s all she knows, only now she’s a mom, with a meaty mom vagina, and not the virgin she was in the video….and sure she’s not as hot…but anytime I see a mom walking the streets like this…I know how they got pregnant in the first place…by spitting the cum from her mouth into a cup and inseminating herself to get the guy to think of her as more than just a slut, booty call, or fuck…but as the mother of her kid…to make an honest woman of her until that gets boring….at least that’s the story I heard…

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Chaz Bono was Born with a Vagina of the Day

It’s not gay to jerk off to these pictures….you see cuz Chaz Bono was born with a vagina and even if he cut of his tits and sewed up his pussy …and lives her life as a man….fucking her up the ass is still considered straight…just ignore the prosthetic testicles… I mean it’s the same logic of guys who beat up post op trannies when they find out their shallow dry vaginas used to be a dick…. All this to say that trannies freak me out….they are weird, I have no compassion for them, evne if their erious issues stem from being molested as a child…it’s not entirely human to change your genitals and gender by choice, cuz you want to, even if you’re a bull dyke to being with….but at the same time, I don’t give a fuck about what people do or how they live their lives….or what they operate and alter…it is almost a joke…and pretty entertianing….knowing the inner torment that went into turning yourself from Chastity to Chaz…..so this post is about Chaz Bono not being gay to jerk off to…and I’m sticking to that theory….even though she’s got a beard…I blame Cher.

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Melissa Molinaro’s Sweet Unknown Booty

I don’t know who the hell this Melissa Molinaro chick is, but she kinda looks like a younger version of Kim Kardashian and she’s also rumored to be dating Kim’s ex Reggie Bush which is Interesting. Why not? If you can find a chick who looks like the kind of girl you’re into, but she’s ten years younger I say go for it. Besides, she’s Canadian so I guarantee she’s a hell of a lot less maintenance than Kim was on her best day. Not to mention her booty is about half the size. Amaze!

Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot

Normally I like my Candice Swanepoel pictures in color and filled with all kinds bikinis shots and cleavage shots and all that goodness, but I’ll take a few artsy fashion shots if it will make her happy. If I take some black and white artsy shots of my genitals and sent them to her twitter account do you think she’ll spend as much time looking at them as I did looking at this boring garbage? I didn’t think so. I’m sending them anyway.

Kate Moss Fucks Purses for Longchamps of the Day

I found a new fetish….aging models who probably have AIDS thanks to needle sharing rockstar ex boyfriends who don’t shower….posing suggestively with purses….making me want to fill them up with unnecessary things….like my genitals…. Kate Moss is hot, any way you dice it and I’m just happy to be staring at new pictures of her nipples, cuz bitch cleans up nicely, but still brings the gutter looking stinky bitch you’d expect to pay 5 dollars for a blowjob in her spare time, making her a well-balanced perfection… Here she is for Longchamp , the purse people. No they aren’t paying me the million dollars they are paying the fashion magazines, even though more people see it here. I’m officially scammed by Longchamp . Enjoy…the pics…

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Gwyneth Paltrow is Unfortunately in a Revealing Dress of the Day

I really have absolutely nothing to say about Gwyneth Paltrow. I wouldn’t care if this dress magically rotated exposing her weathered mom pussy, even if had a tampon half sticking out of it, or if there was gerbil tail hanging out of it, or even if she had a midget under the dress, strapped to her leg with his arm up in her, because I’ve never had any interest in this bitch. She is ugly. She is boring. There is nothing erotic about her, skin exposed or not…. She is a product of her father, she only got work cuz of her father, she is only famous cuz of her father and if he didn’t hook her up and wasn’t who he was, she’d probably be a secretary or something equally uninteresting that nobody would notice…. So even with her fame, I am a firm believer that she should be ignored, especially with threats like this of her showing off her genitals, and that’s exactly what I am not doing by posting this picture….She’s won this time….. To See The Rest of the Pictures FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Man Proves TSA Policies Are Unconstitutional

Blogger Matt Kernan was able to bypass both the naked body scanner and invasive TSA pat down procedures during his return to the United States this past weekend, proving that both measures are completely unconstitutional and creating a precedent for a total shake-up of airport security. Kernan, who documents the case on his website, was returning from a trip to Europe and was perturbed to see TSA workers making Americans who had already cleared security in their airport of origin go through backscatter x-ray machines and be groped simply to re-enter their own country. “You see, it is official TSA policy that people (both citizens and non-citizens alike) from international flights are screened as they enter the airport, despite the fact that they have already flown,” writes Kernan. “Even before the new controversial security measures were put in place, I found this practice annoying. But now, as I looked past the 25 people waiting to get into their own country, I saw it: the dreaded Backscatter imaging machine.” Having seen the plethora of cases in recent weeks of TSA thugs abusing and humiliating women and children, Kernan, who had no connecting flight and time to kill, decided to take a stand. So begins Kernan’s description of his 2 and a half hour debate with TSA officials and airport police after he refused to go through the naked scanner or be groped. After TSA workers laughed at Kernan for opting out of the radiation scanner, he politely informed them that if they touched his genitals he would consider it an assault. With TSA officials repeating “policy” like a broken record, Kernan stated, “I am aware that it is policy, but I disagree with the policy, and I think that it is unconstitutional. As a U.S. citizen, I have the right to move freely within my country as long as I can demonstrate proof of citizenship and have demonstrated no reasonable cause to be detained.” Soon after the TSA Supervisor, a Delta Airlines manager and the airport police were called and Kernan informed them that he was recording the audio of the exchange on his iPhone. “I will not do anything that is not explicitly stated on recording as mandatory,” Kernan told them, as the police suggested they conduct the pat down instead of the TSA. However, the cops were forced to back down when they refused to state on record that Kernan would have to have his genitals touched in order to be free to go. After a disagreement between the police and the TSA about who had jurisdiction to arrest Kernan, the police began to get frustrated with the TSA Supervisor for pawning off the responsibility on them. At this point, the Supervisor tried to involve the “Federal Security Director,” who was told that Kernan was being polite and citing his constitutional rights. After more deliberation, Kernan was eventually escorted out of the airport without having to go through a naked body scanner or have his genitals groped. “And then came the most ridiculous scene of which I’ve ever been a part. I gather my things – jacket, scarf, hat, briefcase, chocolates. We walk over to the staff entrance and he scans his badge to let me through. We walk down the long hallway that led back to the baggage claim area. We skip the escalators and moving walkways. As we walk, there are TSA officials stationed at apparent checkpoints along the route. As we pass them, they form part of the circle that is around me. By the end of the walk, I count 13 TSA officials and 2 uniformed police officers forming a circle around me. Read More: http://globalpoliticalawakening.blogspot.com/2010/11/man-proves-tsa-policies-are… added by: GLOBALPOLITICAL

Hilary Duff’s Sparkling Cleavage

Now that Hilary Duff has gone and married that hockey playing douche, it was only a matter of time before we’d see her running around town showing off her wedding ring. Here she is lugging around the giant rock while she runs some errands. We get it, you’re married, I’ll never get the chance to rub my genitals up against your genitals. You don’t have to keep rubbing it in my face… I was talking about the ring, the genitals I think I could handle. more pictures of Hilary Duff here

Paris Hilton Obnoxious Posing of the Day

I liked the few months Paris Hilton disappeared. It allowed me to get on with my life and pretend that she ever really polluted my life, but for some reason she’s trying to make a comeback, as what, I’m not quite sure, cuz as far as I am concerned she peaked with her porn career and the rest of her stupid publicity stunt life was just a product of promoting that, and it went on too fucking long….but here she is doing her obnoxious pose like she’s a model, only she’s not actually modeling anything but herself, like she’s some kind of commodity that people give a fuck about and last time I checked that wasn’t anything anyone wanted to buy, if anything it was something they wish they never fucked as they picked the scabs off their genitals… Pics via Fame

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Andy Richter Tweets

Congratulations to Andy Richter for caving to the pressure of the latest social networking trend. Yesterday, Conan’s sidekick logged his first four tweets, which included a photo of himself on the way to ESPN’ s All-Star Legends & Celebrity game. Afterward, the TBS -bound comic messaged: “Had a lot of fun, played well, and in locker room saw the genitals of some of the game’s greats.” [ @richter_andy ]

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