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Blake Lively’s Legs of the Day

People have found a new interest in Blake Lively, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s been slow and not enough relevant actors have been flashing their tits and cunt, or staging bikini pictures and sex tapes, but I’m thinking that maybe the industry has shifted since Gossip Girl hit and Blake Lively is now actually relevant, because compared to the other people who are getting airtime, like the Jersey Shore trash, she’s actually got purpose, and I guess I’m not complaining, because let’s face it, she does have it going on, and as much as it pains me to say anything good about irritating hollywood pussy….even when it is pussy I’d like to irritate the herpes on since getting famous usually means making some sacrifices and usually that sacrifice is your genitals thanks to unprotected sex with dirty producer dick…. Here are her legs… Here are some pictures of Blake Lively’s grey bra….. Pics via Bauer

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Christian man wants to castrate his son for masturbating

My youngest son has been masturbating a lot lately and no matter how many beatings I give him, he just doesn't stop. I looked to see if the Bible had any solutions to this and Mark 9:43 popped into my head. Mark 9:43: And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: I don't want to cut his hands off since he needs them to hold his Bible. So I was wondering if this could be applied to his genitals instead. If he doesn't have any genitals, he won't be able to masturbate, right? My neighbor did the same thing with his dog last year and he's been behaving a lot better since. I have a good friend, a retired butcher from my village and he's willing to perform the surgery next weekend. I know my son won't be able to bring me any grandchildren but I'll just leave that up to my other sons instead. However, I'm not entirely sure whether this is the right thing to do but I think this might be the only way to save my boy from burning in hell for eternity. What are your thoughts on this? Is anybody familiar with this solution? If so, did it work? http://www.gonarilla.com/files/images/castration_0.gif added by: jubal

Man convicted of masturbating on trampoline

A UK woman was horrified the moment she caught her male neighbor masturbating on a trampoline, a court heard. According to reports, the victim says she was able to see her neighbor, 55-year-old James Burden, masturbating in full view of her bathroom window at 5 a.m. on a trampoline in the back garden of their apartment building. She says he had his genitals in one hand, and a cigarette in the other. He was “as bold as brass …and purposeful,” she told police. When the defendant approached the back door of the apartment building, the victim rushed to her living room to call the authorities. After deputies questioned the Burden, he admitted to the public sex act and says it was “just for the thrill of it.” He added: “I did not intend anyone to see me.” He pleaded guilty to publicly exposing his person in a shameless and indecent manner, and approaching his neighbor’s house and placing the occupant in a state of fear and alarm. http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=14643 added by: knowandtell

Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

Pink had the performance of her lifetime. She didn’t need smoke and mirrors to blow the public away.

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Pink’s Cocaine Injury of the Day

"I Will Make You" (Sex With Me)

Joshua Danger and Hoptocopter Films present “I Will Make You” (Sex With Me) starring Joshua Danger (as himself) and Carrington Schaeffer (as Tammie Lotionson). It's a Dangerous world out there.

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"I Will Make You" (Sex With Me)

Star Wars Leaf Peeping

Christoph Niemann (yaaaay) has discovered at least 30 new types of trees for your enjoyment and edification. (The other 26 are here. ) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Lightsaber Faucets

Star Wars for the kitchen. (I didn't know R2D2 could also be a pepper mill) Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Muppet Baby Parody

I don't know if this is quite a parody or if it's more a Spanish language knockoff. Still, “What a visual circus!”.

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Muppet Baby Parody

Christian Side Hug

A group of Christian rappers extol the virtues of the “Christian side hug”.

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Tip: Don’t Fart During Surgery

Apparently, a guy in Denmark set his genitals on fire when he farted while he was getting a mole removed from his butt. Whether this is made up or not, it definitely seems like something that could be medically possible

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Tip: Don’t Fart During Surgery