When we last left Spanish Drácula lovely Lupita Tovar, a fat female German warden was driving her Nazi by threatening to “look in my ass” during a 1935 strip search. … read more
So for a while now, things have felt kind of … off, right? Hey, you’re a human being on the internet, you’ve heard the frighteningly accurate comparisons between 2016 and garbage fires. Donald Trump is going to be president , so many beautiful legends have passed away , the sordid saga of Harambe … we’re in a dark place right now. And from the looks of it, we’re not going to be heading towards the light anytime soon. Even Kim Kardashian, who we thought we could count on forever and ever to distract us from the horrors of reality with her giant ass, has been taking a long, hard break from the spotlight . But wait! A ray of hope appears! It’s so bright it’s almost blinding, and the heat that’s radiating off of it is enough to warm your very heart and soul … Because even though Kim is taking a hiatus from being Kim, there are still new projects being unveiled that she did before the robbery. And this one right here is a photo shoot that she and Khloe Kardashian did for Kanye West’s Yeezy fashion line. These photos appear in German magazine 032c, and Kanye himself conceptualized the shoot. Sure, that last part is kind of weird, considering one of the photos show his wife’s sister grabbing her bare ass, but we’ll go along with it. Another NSFW photo shows Kim and Khloe holding hands in a shower while wearing sheer bodysuits. Yep, we’re talking four Kardashian nipples, all in a row. And if you thought this couldn’t get any better, then you absolutely have to see the text that accompanied the photos. THIS IS THE LIMIT. The place somewhere outside of some city. This is the dirt of that limit. The pulverized stone crushed into microprocessors. This is the face of that limit. The scaffolding that holds up a network of desire. This is the machine of that limit. A nondescript of office designing apparel for the 21st century. This is New Abu Dhabi. Since its beginning, California has been a border zone. Its landscape requires tools that deal with the edge of the known. The denim jean, suburban planning, and the personal computer were invented here. This border’s sand is the raw matter of our silicon infrastructure. As frontiers continue to shatter and contract into flattened mosaics of information, it has become more difficult to find the limit. Places like #Calabasas, an exurban sprawl located between Hollywood and Malibu, become the unlikely stage for vast ENERGY EXPERIMENTS. Those are the ridiculous, hilarious words that went along with a photo of Kim and Khloe Kardashian rolling around in the dirt with their asses out. We’re going to be OK, you guys. View Slideshow: 19 Most Kontroversial Kardashian Pictures of All-Time
Heidi Klum is dressed like a 20 year old college girl – while shopping in her tight jeans, stupid looking boots, but most importantly, light weight t-shirt cotton with no bra, showcasing her brilliant tits, that make no sense as tits really, because she’s had so many kids, I think somewhere around 14 kids….all with Seal…it was a Seal litter…that we can assume left more damage on her pussy…because there’s no real evidence of destruction on the tits….proving that she’s clearly created by Nazi German technology, where Hitler’s brain still controls what Germans put out to the world, where she’s rigged to some machine somewhere, because Germany overall means anything Germany puts out must be the best…. This doesn’t make sense….not just for a mom to have tits like this, but for a 50 year old…what is going on…I need answers…. But it does remind me of high school, 30 years ago, when a set of good tits in a cheap t-shirt was enough for me to jerk off to…sometimes in the back of class…for no one to notice…because I was that kid…. The post Heidi Klum Has Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I believe that the only thing interesting about the Jenner’s is that their dad may or may not have chopped off his dick, and even that isn’t that interesting, it is a testament of how crazy their media controlled life is…it’s like how strong is your mental capacity after you’ve been pimped out to the world…at what point do you fucking break….it’s bound to happen. But until it does, Kendall Jenner remains the uneventful celebrity “model” who gets work because o fher massive social media reach and not because she’s actually hot…she’s ok…skinny…but average really…nothing exciting…even when in underwear videos of her taking BUTT Selfies… I still think this would be more comedic if it was her father turned second mother, because old weathered trannies have more edge, darkness and demons…while this one remains vapid, and loving life, because she hasn’t crashed and burned yet…. They all crash and burn…it’s just a matter of time….so I anxiously await…and hope that her and her family don’t follow TRUMP’s lead to be the next reality show celebrity president… The post Kendall Jenner’s Butt Selfie Video for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Heidi Klum is in Shape Magazine and if you’re a Heidi Klum fan – you probably already know that – I am too slow to the draw on this internet thing – where I’d need to be married to my computer all day everyday – while I have better things to do with my time – like stare at the wall… Ultimately, who really cares about Heidi Klum, she doesn’t care about you, she just wants you to buy whatever product she selling. She’s not inviting you to her parties, she’s not having weird German Scat Fetish sex with you – like you are SEAL – but then again you don’t have the voice of an angel and a penis the size of something that a BDSM submissive would want….it’s a German thing…from Nazi to Pragmatic… I am just amazed she looks this good, but it’s pretty obvious why. She’s genetically modified thanks to Nazi technology – and it has worked out amazingly for her…not so amazingly for the people they tested this on in the 1940s…but that was so long ago…let’s focus on what matters…. The post Heidi Klum in Shape Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I ALREADY POSTED SOME OF THESE PICS BUT I LIKE Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers enough to post them again….this time with more So this is a Terry Richardson shoot, because Terry is back, but barely…because this shit is boring….he used to take pictures of party girls inserting things in their assholes wearing clown costumes – and called it art – and the world believed… Instead he’s got a girl in a field…and the only thing this shoot has going for it, is Anna Ewers, who is one letter away from Sewers….carries it, while barely carrying herself, pelvic forward and slouching, pussy first… in her own brand of modeling style, because German women are pragmatic…possible created by genetic research done during Nazi Germany years….superior beings created in the aryan image Hilter dreamed of….I mean at least based on what this girl looks like…she’s top notch…and that alone must stem from evil. The post Anna Ewers Rhymes with Sewers by Terry Richardson of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know much about Aline Weber, because she’s not that famous, I haven’t been fed her bullshit lies – but I bet thanks to doing this site – or really no thanks you fucking cancer on my soul – site…I hate….I know way more than I should… Like that Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….I saw that movie…and remember her from it…because it was about fags and she was the main hetro moment… She is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into fashion, but into naked hot chicks to have seen her naked…. So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family, maybe even HITLER..after he escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan…..and in VOGUE MEXICO… The post ALINE WEBER in Bathing Suits for Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Tragedy has struck a family in Kansas. According to CBS affiliated KCTV, a 10-year old boy named Caleb Schwab died on Sunday after riding the Verruckt, a ride Schlitterbahn Water Park. The name of the ride used the German word for “insane” in its title and the ride itself has been dubbed the World’s Tallest Water Slide by the Guinness Book of World Records. The structure stands 168 feet and seven inches tall. Police spokesman Officer Cameron Morgan confirmed the sad incident last night, but was unable to offer any details regarding Caleb’s passing. The victim has been identified as the son of a Kansas lawmaker Scott Schwab, who released a statement with his wife Michele soon after the horrible news went public. It reads as follows: Michele and I want to thank the Olathe and Kansas City, Kansas communities and all of our friends and family for their outpouring of support and compassion as it relates to the sudden loss of our son, Caleb Thomas Schwab. Since the day he was born, he brought abundant joy to our family and all those he came in contact with. As we try to mend our home with him no longer with us, we are comforted knowing he believed in our Savior Jesus, and they are forever together now. We will see him another day. Your continued prayers are welcome and appreciated. We appreciate your understanding of our family’s need for privacy during this difficult time of grieving. Here is a look at the slide in question: House Speaker Ray Merrick told The Kansas City Star that Schwab’s family was “the center of his world.” In a press conference on Sunday afternoon, a spokeswoman for the water park said the park’s rides are inspected every day and are checked by independent inspection agencies at the start of the season. In a subsequent Tweet, Police Chief Terry Zeigler referred to the death as an accident. Water park officials say Schlitterbahn will be closed Monday, while the Verrückt will remain closed pending a complete investigation. The official website for the park says riders of the slide are “blasted up a second massive hill and then sent down yet another gut wrenching 50 foot drop for the ultimate in water slide thrills” after the initial ascent. The website adds that the two to three riders per raft must have a combined weight between 400 and 550 pounds and all riders must also be at least 54 inches tall. We send our condolences to the family, friends and loved ones of Caleb during this impossible time.
Tragedy has struck a family in Kansas. According to CBS affiliated KCTV, a 10-year old boy named Caleb Schwab died on Sunday after riding the Verruckt, a ride Schlitterbahn Water Park. The name of the ride used the German word for “insane” in its title and the ride itself has been dubbed the World’s Tallest Water Slide by the Guinness Book of World Records. The structure stands 168 feet and seven inches tall. Police spokesman Officer Cameron Morgan confirmed the sad incident last night, but was unable to offer any details regarding Caleb’s passing. The victim has been identified as the son of a Kansas lawmaker Scott Schwab, who released a statement with his wife Michele soon after the horrible news went public. It reads as follows: Michele and I want to thank the Olathe and Kansas City, Kansas communities and all of our friends and family for their outpouring of support and compassion as it relates to the sudden loss of our son, Caleb Thomas Schwab. Since the day he was born, he brought abundant joy to our family and all those he came in contact with. As we try to mend our home with him no longer with us, we are comforted knowing he believed in our Savior Jesus, and they are forever together now. We will see him another day. Your continued prayers are welcome and appreciated. We appreciate your understanding of our family’s need for privacy during this difficult time of grieving. Here is a look at the slide in question: House Speaker Ray Merrick told The Kansas City Star that Schwab’s family was “the center of his world.” In a press conference on Sunday afternoon, a spokeswoman for the water park said the park’s rides are inspected every day and are checked by independent inspection agencies at the start of the season. In a subsequent Tweet, Police Chief Terry Zeigler referred to the death as an accident. Water park officials say Schlitterbahn will be closed Monday, while the Verrückt will remain closed pending a complete investigation. The official website for the park says riders of the slide are “blasted up a second massive hill and then sent down yet another gut wrenching 50 foot drop for the ultimate in water slide thrills” after the initial ascent. The website adds that the two to three riders per raft must have a combined weight between 400 and 550 pounds and all riders must also be at least 54 inches tall. We send our condolences to the family, friends and loved ones of Caleb during this impossible time.
Most Awkward Sex Ed Story Ever We don’t know why we don’t have sex ed in every school like in the good old days. This one Twitter user @NonProphet_ had the most awkward story about how he learned about sex in middle school. It’ll make you cringe, laugh and cry a bit. Basically the kid had a girlfriend in 7th grade and when she told him she was pregnant, he thought it was his kid even though they never had sex! LMAO. Seriously. Keep reading.
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