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Miley Cyrus’ Hot Hipster Short Shorts

I’m really kind of bummed out that Miley Cyrus is getting married, not because she’s still really young and making a mistake she’s probably going to regret it for the rest of her life, but because that means that she’s probably going to get fat now. Obviously I don’t know that for sure, I’m just basing that assumption on every married woman I’ve ever met, but I’m really hoping it’s not going to happen. She’s been working so hard at getting her body tight that it would be such a waste. In the meantime, here are some shots of her in her sexy hipster outfit. Hot.

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves: Married!

Matthew and Camila will just keep livin’ together … with the same last name. After six years together and two children, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have tied the knot, exchanging vows in his home state of Texas. The couple wed Saturday in a private ceremony, with Alves taking the groom’s last name to officially become Camila McConaughey, his rep says. Engaged on Christmas, they married before close friends and family, including their two kids, Levi, who turns 4 next month, and daughter Vida, 2. McConaughey, 42, and Alves, 29, a Brazilian model and designer who the actor has told friends “the love of my life,” kept quiet about the wedding. Even some guests didn’t know about it until the last minute, despite the reports hit the web that the two would be getting married this weekend . After the ceremony, the guests didn’t have to worry about going far, as the Magic Mike star got married and held the reception at his house. The coolest part? Guests camped out in dozens of luxury tents erected on Matthew’s property, each with its own patio and air-conditioning unit. It’s Texas in June after all. Congratulations to the happy couple, and family! [Photo: WENN.com]

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Jessica Biel on Justin Timberlake: Marriage Won’t Change Anything

Jessica Biel is looking forward to her newest role: wife. “To me, nothing will really change, because I’m almost never home,” the Total Recall actress told Gala . “But when I am home, I enjoy cooking.” Overall, once they tie the knot (possibly in a big summer wedding ), “I don’t think our marriage will change anything ,” the 30-year-old says. While that may turn out not to be true, she admits “it will be a challenge finding a balance between private life, family and work … I’m ready.” Biel also describes herself as “someone who lets things happen naturally,” saying she is not sure if she wants to have a child right away. “For me, getting married doesn’t mean limiting ourselves to some predefined idea. Rather, it’s an opportunity to explore new things in life.” And while fans may ogle Timberlake’s good looks and hot moves, for Biel, there are three distinct qualities she finds admirable in Justin. “The ability to communicate well … to be able to express his feelings,” she says of her future husband. “Then, loyalty. And, finally, honesty.” These two are totally the next Will and Jada Smith . [Photo: WENN.com]

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Kate Upton Hot Bikini Bride

I’ve never really had any interest in getting married, I don’t see the point in it, but after seeing these shots of Kate Upton in her hot little ‘Bride’ bikini I might reconsider. Here she is in all her busty supermodel glory getting the “Best Man” in my pants all hot and bothered. I think if I ever did get married, I really would have my penis as my best man. The guy has been with me for a long time, we’ve been through a lot together and I know I can always count on him when I need him. Greatest best man speech ever!

Some Courtney Robinson Bitch Trying on Dresses for the Paparazzi of the Day

Weddings are a fucking sham to begin with….especially when they spawn out of a show designed to make a mockery out of relationships for entertainment by throwing a gang of attention seeking whores into a house fighting for one dude who loves every second of it, until he has to fake marry or pretend to choose one and stick with her for a year to get the million dollars…I refuse to watch the shit, but I’m glad it is tainting the youth. Unfortunately, girls who are married, or getting married are porn to me…they are a fucking fetish and I don’t know if it is cuz of the manipulation it takes to break them off their bullshit marriage course by letting me cum inside them, even though it hardly takes any manipulation, since they are dying for new cock….or if it just brings me satisfaction knowing some poor fucker is going to marry a whore without knowing she’s a whore…as I sniff her dirty pussy stained panties I kept as a fucking souvenir….and who will definitely repeat patterns….or maybe cuz the sex is good cuz they feel like they are being bad….I just know I like it… So here’s some lie, trying on wedding dresses, for those of you who like this kind of lie, when you’re not the poor fucker locking yourself into the whore….

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Everything You Want To Know About Michael Jordan’s Fiance Yvette Prieto

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After losing $168 million to his ex-wife Juanita four years ago, Michael Jordan shows he isn’t afraid of getting married now that he’s engaged to Yvette Prieto . You may have seen her on Air Jordan’s arm at red carpet events, but not much is known about Yvette. Here are some interesting facts about the future Mrs. Jordan… Michael Jordan Popped The Question Yvette’s a Miami-native. She is in her early thirties (32 or 33 years-old). Yvette is a Cuban-American. She studied business in college. She’s a model. Before becoming a model, Yvette worked for her father. Yvette filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy back in 2002. She used to date Julio Iglesias Jr. (Enrique’s older brother). What her ex Julio Iglesias Jr. said about Yvette in 2003: She’s a fantastic girl and I like her. Aside from her beauty, which is obvious, she is loving, simple and very good person.” Yvette is reported to have met Michael Jordan while freak dancing with him at a not-so-sexy club in Miami. She has dated Michael Jordan for three years. Yvette reportedly moved in with Michael Jordan in February 2009.

Everything You Want To Know About Michael Jordan’s Fiance Yvette Prieto

Everything You Want To Know About Michael Jordan’s Fiance Yvette Prieto

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After losing $168 million to his ex-wife Juanita four years ago, Michael Jordan shows he isn’t afraid of getting married now that he’s engaged to Yvette Prieto . You may have seen her on Air Jordan’s arm at red carpet events, but not much is known about Yvette. Here are some interesting facts about the future Mrs. Jordan… Michael Jordan Popped The Question Yvette’s a Miami-native. She is in her early thirties (32 or 33 years-old). Yvette is a Cuban-American. She studied business in college. She’s a model. Before becoming a model, Yvette worked for her father. Yvette filed for chapter 7 bankruptcy back in 2002. She used to date Julio Iglesias Jr. (Enrique’s older brother). What her ex Julio Iglesias Jr. said about Yvette in 2003: She’s a fantastic girl and I like her. Aside from her beauty, which is obvious, she is loving, simple and very good person.” Yvette is reported to have met Michael Jordan while freak dancing with him at a not-so-sexy club in Miami. She has dated Michael Jordan for three years. Yvette reportedly moved in with Michael Jordan in February 2009.

Everything You Want To Know About Michael Jordan’s Fiance Yvette Prieto

Girl Who Will Fuck Anyone on TV in Her Bikini of the Day

Here is further proof that if you are even the most obscure person on TV, I’m talking the guy in the Best Buy ads….or even the guy in the local furniture store ads….you’re gonna get pussy…because I assume girls figure you’ve got shit going for you if people are willing to let you on camera…especially since they aren’t on TV…and their last asshole boyfriend wasn’t on TV…but he’d sure be pissed off to find out that she’s fucking someone who is on TV….kinda thing that makes the world go round…and the nice thing about it is that she looks hot in a bikini….. If you’re wondering who the guy is, not that you are…he’s on the Kardashian show from hell I hope no one watches leaving them unwanted and in line for a good old fashioned family murder suicide.

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Estelle Cruijff Tits in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some great older bitch tits on some older bitch named Estelle Cruijff who is some dutch prostitute who avoided the red light district window display job….because she is the neice of some dutch footballer labeled the player of the century and in Europe that’s a title close to sainthood…..at least a title that gets his family looped into the Dutch world for football and in a position to groupie out, groupie on, and get stuffed by entire teams before settling down and getting married to some footballer hero named Ruud Gullit, who was the head coach for the LA Galaxy for a year….cuz Soccer is not just for gay euro trash anymore…..but he got fired and he now sits around on beaches with his baby momma and her great tits cuz he’s got enough money that….since he doesn’t really need to work and getting fired pretty much doesn’t mean much for being able to afford his wife’s botox injections and other luxuries…..if you know what I mean…and what’s important is that these titties are looking good in their bikini they call home….cuz sex with your wife may be hell….and farm sex may be more appealing than relationship sex most of the time…you know to switch things up…but at least she’s got features that help her husband through the suffering…and more importantly….she probably lets him fuck whatever he wants so long as he doesnt cut up her gold card….typical.

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Pregnant Jessica Simpson Still Wedding Dress Shoppin’

Jessica Simpson is pregnant, and put off her wedding as a result of that unexpected joy, but she’s still planning on getting married to Eric Johnson next year. She’s been shopping for the big day in fact. The expectant 31-year-old star was spotted visiting a Monique Lhuillier wedding boutique Sunday in L.A. Dresses in the store range from $3,000-20,000. So is she planning to wed while pregnant? Simpson and Eric Johnson got engaged on November 11, 2010. The wedding was pushed back after she got pregnant, but she’s adamant it’s still on. After they’ve welcomed their little one. “I didn’t want to be stressed,” she said. “Now when I get stressed it’s like 50 times worse. I really want to enjoy that day, and now I get to have my baby with me.” “We were always going to wait [until] after the baby. We flirted around with different dates before I found out I was pregnant, and thankfully we didn’t lock anything down. I want to enjoy the day… I’m glad we didn’t make a deposit.” Seriously. Phew. How could she afford that kind of financial hit. It’s not like she’s getting paid $3 million to shed her baby weight or anything. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

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