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Isabel Lucas’ Cute Little Booty At Coachella

A wise man once told me to never fear a bald man, well I fear that the bald man in these pictures is banging a hot piece of Australian ass and I don’t like it. Here’s that bald guy from those Transporter movies hanging out at Coachella with Aussie hottie Isabel Lucas . Stupid bald man, I think I’m wasting a nice full head of hair here in my mom’s basement. Anyhow, look at this girl’s ass, I’d like to transport that thing to my lap. Enjoy.

That’s Gay: Prom

The sacred institution of prom has been threatened by a girl who wants to dance – with another girl! infoMania's Bryan Safi exposes the cruelest commentary about student Constance McMillen and tracks the creation of the most terrifying, life-altering moment in any teenager's life: prom night. That's Gay is a recurring segment on the weekly television show infoMania. In each episode of That's Gay, Bryan Safi explores gay issues and stereotypes as they are portrayed by the clueless media. For more Bryan visit http://current.com/groups/thats-gay/ and Current TV. infoMania is a half-hour satirical news show that airs on Current TV. The show puts a comedic spin on the 24-hour chaos and information overload brought about by the constant bombardment of the media. Hosted by Conor Knighton and co-starring Brett Erlich, Sarah Haskins, Ben Hoffman, Bryan Safi and Sergio Cilli, the show airs on Thursdays at 10 pm Eastern and Pacific Times and can be found online at http://current.com/infomania/ or on Current TV. And make sure to check out our facebook profile for special features at http://facebook.com/infomania . added by: bryan_safi

Producers Want Tiger Woods’ and Jesse James’ Mistresses to Star in "Celebrity Cheaters"

In what would possibly be the most absurd reality show of all time (and that’s saying something), a new one is in the works that would be hosted by … wait …

Kimora Lee Simmons Gets Super Photoshopped in Perfume Ad

What happened here? Check out that impossible waist! And those missing hips! Or that brand new face shape and those extra long Barbie legs! From Huffington Post: Kimora Lee Simmons looks a little strangely proportioned in the new advertisement for “Dare Me” perfume. Simmons told WWD that the “message with this fragrance is empowerment and self-reliance,” which makes things all the more interesting if Simmons’s ad was airbrushed. Or–as The Cut proposes–that her head was Photoshopped onto another model’s body. You did it again, you Photoshop editors! © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: lol , makeover , OMG , Photoshop , wow Related posts Taylor Swift’s Oops! Cover Is… (64) Who’s This Girl? (43) Sarah Jessica Parker Gets the Photoshop Treatment Yet Again (28) Mischa’s Actual Figure Is… (40) Madonna Gets a Virtual Makeover (33)

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Ryan Phillippe: Shirtless, Sad Over Divorce from Reese Witherspoon

Ryan Phillippe is pissed at the media . And in what arena is the actor taking out those frustrations? Via the media. Reese Witherspoon’s ex-husband is featured in the latest issue of Men’s Health and will host Saturday Night Live this weekend. He opened up to the magazine about his divorce. “I still have sadness and complicated feelings about my divorce,” he says. “But how beneficial is it to keep hanging onto those feelings?” We’ve also excerpted other parts of his interview, including how Ryan feels about aging, among other topics: On playing a gay teen on One Life to Live : “I would worry, ‘What will the people at school think?’ And they shunned me in a lot of ways. But it ended up being an incredible experience and such a time of growth for me.” On working with Will Forte and Kristen Wiig on the movie MacGruber : “I tend to internalize and analyze, but with them, there’s none of that. There was no edit, no judgment. I was just a really free atmosphere.” On getting older : “I thought the most experience you had, the more certain you would be about life. But I’m finding the opposite, man. I’m more in wonder and confusion than I was in my 20s.”

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Ben Roethlisberger Accuser Claimed She Was Raped By NFL Star, Coerced By Bodyguard

Ben Roethlisberger’s sexual assault accuser has broken her silence for the first time, describing an allegedly disturbing incident with the NFL star. A friend of the woman told police that Roethlisberger’s bodyguard dragged the woman into a bathroom where she and Ben had sexual relations. In 572 pages of documents released Wednesday, Nicole Biancofiore told police that her friend, a student at Georgia State University, “was dragged by a bodyguard to the back room in Capital [City, a local nightclub].” “She was extremely intoxicated and not aware of what was happening.” Ben Roethlisberger: What a shady individual. “He had sex w/me and meanwhile his bodyguards told my friends they couldn’t pass them to get to me,” the accuser wrote in her statement. Roethlisberger will not be charged in the incident, which occurred March 5, as the accusations could not be proved beyond a reasonable doubt. In the Milledgeville, Ga., incident, Roethlisberger was out drinking with friends to celebrate his 28th birthday and bumped into the student. The girl and her sorority sisters linked up with Ben’s crew at Capital City, where he invited them to a VIP section and bought them shots. Later, the accuser said Roethlisberger had sex with her in a bathroom … having already taken the equipment out beforehand. Uhh … Another friend of the accuser, Aliesha Scholten, told police she tried to open the door, but “she was taken away by a bodyguard of Ben’s.” The initial police report said that “One of the suspect’s bodyguards escorted her to a back room/hallway area where the suspect was.” “Once there, she stated, the suspect asked her for sex. It is unclear what happened after this due to the ” hysterical ” complainant’s recollection being foggy. However, she did write a statement of what she thought happened.” She told authorities Ben took his penis out of his pants before following her into a bathroom, and later told people she was raped . This just moments after her encounter with Ben. According to one witness, the accuser claimed it all started in a secluded hallway when Ben walked over “with his penis already out of his pants.” The accuser claimed she tried to walk out of the area, but instead of opening an exit, mistakenly opened the bathroom door … and walked in. According to the witness, the accuser claimed afterward that Ben followed her inside the bathroom, shut the door, and proceeded to rape her.

Merilee Gerth "Shocked" There Were Other Jesse James Mistresses

Poor Merliee Gerth can’t comprehend that Jesse James, who had at least four other mistresses in addition to wife Sandra Bullock, would dare cheat on her . And you think you know someone … James’ fifth alleged mistress often found him cheating on her with other women. It always sucks to be the other other other other woman, doesn’t it? Merilee Geeth would go into his office on the weekend and Jesse would be “fooling around” with another girl. This apparently left Merilee “shocked.” Note to Merliee Gerth: Imagine how Sandra Bullock feels! Merliee expressed her frustration with Jesse, saying: “Jesse doesn’t know anything about me … he is so selfish that even if I wanted to talk to him about my personal life, he wouldn’t be interested.” Boo hoo, Merliee. Did you forget that YOU are the home-wrecker? At least one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses incomprehensibly said the same thing. You girls are mad you’re not the only mistress? Really? You are sleeping with a married man. Why would he be loyal to you in the least? Talk about delusional. At least Michelle “Bombshell” McGee admits she sold out James for money and claims she didn’t know he was married.

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‘American Idol’ Fans Surprised By Resilience Of Aaron Kelly, Tim Urban

No one, however, is shocked to see Katie Stevens and Andrew Garcia go. By Gil Kaufman Aaron Kelly performs on “American Idol” on Tuesday Photo: Fox Some weeks, “American Idol” fans are up in arms about the latest elimination. And then there’s this week, where despite losing two potential “Idol” superstars, most fans and experts seem to agree that America pretty much got it right by sending Andrew Garcia and Katie Stevens to the “Idol” boneyard . “No surprise,” was the simple response by MTV News reader Linda. She was echoed by fellow commenter Anita, who wrote, “Not surprised at the results. Only surprised Mike [Lynche] wasn’t in the bottom three this week. Still doesn’t feel like he means what he says/sings.” Reader Josolani did find it hard to believe that Stevens’ fellow teen Aaron Kelly was still safe, not to mention often wobbly Tim Urban, who Simon Cowell proclaimed had gone from “zero to hero” during Elvis week. “Tim is a nice guy with limited talent, and he must be surprised he came so far,” Josolani wrote. Just about everyone saw the Garcia boot coming, but Rickey Yaneza, webmaster of the “Idol” fansite Rickey.org , said he was not expecting Stevens to go. “I’m a fan of Katie, so I thought she shouldn’t have gone and maybe could have stayed longer,” he said. “She was improving week-to-week, and I think she could have kept doing it. But someone has to go every week, and so if not now, maybe next week.” Yaneza thought Casey James was actually the one who fell a bit flat and should have been on the chopping block. “He was very safe again and not very interesting,” he said. “And Aaron Kelly’s always in trouble, so I thought he would go too.” Perhaps, superfan Yaneza suggested, his urgent call to his readers to vote for Kelly saved the teen — for one more week, anyway. Though she had predicted Garcia’s ouster, MJ Santilli of MJsBigBlog.com was a bit disappointed by Stevens’ departure. “I’ve been hard on her most of the season, criticizing her pageant-like performances,” Santilli said. “But in the last two weeks, she had improved and seemed poised for a breakthrough. I thought of the two teens, Aaron Kelly was the one who should have been sent packing. His performances are spotty, and he’s not on the improvement arc Katie had begun before she was cut off.” If nothing else, the loss of Stevens is part of a pattern that Santilli said is a disappointing one in season nine, which was touted early on by the judges as a potential showcase for a group of strong female singers. “Aaron is a boy, and males have the advantage in the voting contest,” she lamented. “I’m certain a percentage of his votes have to do with the cuteness factor and nothing to do with his singing. … A top seven made up of five boys and two girls. So much for the year of the girl.” Get your “Idol” fix on MTV News’ “American Idol” page , where you’ll find all the latest news, interviews and opinions. Related Videos ‘American Idol’ In 60 Seconds Related Photos ‘American Idol’ Season Nine Performances

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The Shrinking Starlet

And another one bites the dust. Hills star Kristin Cavallari has shed some serious pounds off her already thin frame going from healthy beach babe to scary stick girl in a matter of months. Maybe now that the show is wrapping up, she’ll put back on a few.

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The Shrinking Starlet

Hey There Red!

Khloe Kardashian is giving the whole glamour girl thing her best. But we’re not sure if its working. Too much makeup and that fake smile just looks strange.

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Hey There Red!