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Doutzen Kroes in St Barth doing a Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot of the Day

Here Doutzen Kroes, a model you all know from Victoria’s Secret, because they’ve given her a set of wings and made her an official angel or whatever the fuck it is that they do for their top performers who sign their fuckin life’s away to the company, never being able to escape the numerous in store appearances or perfume launch parties, unless the “Gods” at the head office find out you have a penis like they did with Gisele that fateful day they walked in on her taping her dick back into her ass for a panty shoot because they didn’t want people knowing they accidentally robbed a Brazilian tranny prostitute from her small town in Brazil, it’s bad for the Christian fundamentalists who buy their bras…and she’s flashing her skin colored bra, a bra color that always reminds me of my grandmother.

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Lady Gaga Tryin’ to Be Dramatic of the Day

Lady Gaga’s life is like a far too long, played out high school play that was writen by the girl no one talked to who had a thing for old movies. The quality of her acting is fucking garbage and the storyline is weak….. Her facial expressions and dramatic performance is like the time my highschool friend turned drag queen thought he got his period after convincing us he was pregnant for 3 months, something we all knew was impossible but didn’t want to upset him about and instead went along with it, cuz he was a little unstable

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Spencer & Heidi: Attention Whores to the Max

Nauseating, repugnant, blatant fame whores as Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are, you have to give them credit for going all-in and knowing what they are. They are definitely going all-in, donning swimsuits in the Bahamas to enjoy the beach … Heidi Pratt Playboy cover in hand (and t-shirt on Spencer) of course: Spencer Pratt cannot believe what airbrushing can do.

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Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

The good thing about girls getting knocked up when they are young is that they bounce back a hell of a lot better than my wife did. I guess it could have something to do with the fact that these bitches have hired help to pretty much do every single thing in the house and for the kid while they just sit around talking about her husbands homosexuality or whatever the fuck they talk about and here she is making an appearace because I guess she’s ready to work again.

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Skinny Ashlee Simpson in a Tube Dress Getting Felt Up By a Chick of the Day

Kourtney Kardashian Getting Fat With Her White K-Fed Named Scott Disick of the Day

I heard Kourtney Kardashian was pregenant last week and didn’t really give a shit. I figure eventually all these cunts I hate are going to breed, so they might as well do it now than later, but when I saw these pictures of her and the baby daddy, I was surprised, not because she’s eating ice cream, since that is a genetic disorder her and her sisters fight everyday, but luckily with pregnancy comes the license to eat as much as she fucking wants to, never ever bouncing back to what she once was, but that’s what pregnancy is famous for, while we’re still trying to figure out why Kourtney Kardashian is famous for, but I was surprised mainly because the baby daddy isn’t black, as I thought these girls only fucked black dudes…

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Politician Disses a Chick of the Day

I don’t follow American politics or really any politics because the government annoys me, especially after meeting a chick in a bar who is an event coordinator for one event that the government puts on once a year and gets paid 150,000 dollars a year and travels from country to country to see how the rest of the world put on their similiar events, staying in expensive hotels with expense accounts on top of the insane amount of money she already makes and bitch was laughin at me about it, cuz even she thought it was too fuckin good to be true, reminding me that taxpayers pay for that shit and I don’t really hang in circles where government employees hang out meaning hundreds of people probably have it better than this girl who thought she was scammin the world…when she was actually scammin’ all of you… That said, this republican congressman made me laugh when talking to a woman who compared Obama to Hitler, cuz everyone knows she should be comparing him to Denzel Washington and because Hitler was less into healthcare and more into ripping people out of their homes with none of their possessions and sent to camps where they were tortured, tested on, and killed….a little less dramatic than introducing healthcare to a people who don’t like healthcare…….

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Kourtney Kardashian Kame Klose to Aborting Her Baby

As the celebrity gossip world knows, Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant. She forgot to take the pill and woke up one day with a Scott Disick-sponsored fetus in her womb.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Girl Deep Throats A Sausage

I think I found my future mistress. Check out this girl take down a whole sausage in one shot.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Girl Deep Throats A Sausage

Purple Reign — Britney’s Bikini Parade Rolls On

Filed under: Paparazzi Photo , Britney Spears , Hot Bodies Another day, another two piece.

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Paula Abdul — I’ve Got Something Lined Up

Filed under: American Idol Paula Abdul is working something out — more than just her body — ’cause last night outside of Crunch gym in West Hollywood, Paula hinted that some sort of deal was in the works …

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