Earlier today, news came that First Lady Michelle Obama is scheduled to appear at this year’s “Black Girls Rock!” celebration, which tapes Saturday, March 28…
My Rita Ora Story is not a very interesting one…but I’ll write it out anyway, because what else am I supposed to do with this fucking bullshit blog I’ve been doing for the last 10 years, which happen to be the worst 10 years, of my life… Anyway, I was at some bar drunk as fuck, I don’t even remember when or where it was…and some british twat was right next to me ordering a drink, or next to someone ordering a drink…and I turned to the dude I was with and say “Oh shit, we’re next to Kelly Osborne…she’s better in person, but still a dump truck of a woman”….then we went back to drinking…and forgot we saw Kelly Osborne.. The next day my friend called me up and said “Hey remember when we say Kelly Osborne last night, well it was Rita Ora”…to which I said “the Rihanna impersonator?”…. All this to say, she’s a bootleg artist from the UK, who looks like a better looking Kelly Osborne, but she’s got tits, tits I’ve apparently been in the same room as, but tits that didn’t approach me or ask to me sucked by me, so tits, I don’t actually care about… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rita Ora, Like Most Girls, Has Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Teen Mom: OF star Catelynn Lowell and fiance Tyler Baltierra introduced their three-month-old baby daughter Nova with the first public photos of the little girl. Here she is, with an adorable expression and “I Love Mommy” onesie! The 23-year-old reality star captioned the awwww-inspiring photo, “Being your mommy is the best thing in the world … you make my days brighter.” Tyler added, “Our little tootie is almost 3 months! I seriously can’t get enough of her. Being a father is the best thing that has ever happened to me, every time!” “Look at that face I fall in love more & more #NovaleeReign #MyGirl.” That’s truly the experience of becoming a parent for the first time. Of course, it’s not technically the first time, but essentially it is. Step-siblings Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra also welcomed a baby girl five years ago. Carly was famously put up for adoption, as their fans know. They’ve maintained a real relationship with her via her adopted parents, but have adhered to their wishes by not sharing any photos or details about her. This time, Tyler – still together and stronger than ever with Catelynn after all these years – has been documenting the process every step of the way. When Cate went into labor, he was overcome with emotion. “IT’S HAPPENING! Here we go, doing this all over again,” Baltierra tweeted. “This is surreal, I’m freakin out a little lol but can’t wait to meet my little angel!” “Thinking a lot about Carly right now. It’s bringing me back. Even though I know this time I will actually be taking her home. I love my girls! #CantWait” “#Nervous #Excited #Scared #Happy.” #SumsUpParentingRightThere. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra: Through the Years 1. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra. They have been together so long! 2. A Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra Picture View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are hitting back at critics of their decision to place their child up for adoption … in 2009. 3. Catelynn Lowell and Baby View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra welcomed their second child on New Year’s Day 2015. 4. Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell View Photo Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell kiss and share a sweet moment on Instagram. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Image View Photo Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom. They’re the only committed couple on the show. 6. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Picture View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra of Teen Mom fame still hit it. A lot. 7. Catelynn and Tyler Photo View Photo Catelynn and Tyler from Teen Mom. They are no longer going to get married it appears. 8. Tyler Baltierra and Catelynn Lowell Image View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra are graduating! What a feat for the youngsters! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra Pic View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra have graduated high school! Congratulations you kids! 10. Catelynn Lowell Pregnant! View Photo Catelynn Lowell is pregnant! Can you believe it? The Teen Mom star is expecting baby #2. 11. Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra Photo View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra celebrate their daughter’s second birthday. Their daughter who they gave up for adoption. 12. Catelynn Lowell, Tyler Baltierra View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra of Teen Mom fame. Look at them all snuggly. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Catelynn Lowell Baby Bump View Photo Catelynn Lowell is pregnant for the second time. Here is the baby bump photo to prove it. 14. Cate Lowell and Tyler Baltierra View Photo Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra of Teen Mom fame. Such a nice and remarkably stable couple. The End. Up Next: ” Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra: Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… You can see a lot more of Catelynn, Farrah Abraham , Amber Portwood and Maci Bookout on MTV when Teen Mom: OG premieres next Monday!
Justin Bieber has been officially roasted – and totally, completely, entirely, painfully toasted. Comedy Central taped the much-hyped Justin Bieber Roast last night, with comedian Kevin Hart emceeing an event that tore the singer apart. There were jokes about Bieber’s sexuality. About his attempts to come across as tough. About his relationship with Selena Gomez . And about his many run-ins with the laws. Nothing was off limits, and very little was rated PG. Consider yourself warned as you click through the night’s best quips and insults: 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast 1. Justin Bieber Roast: Who Said What? View Photo ROASTED! Read on to relive the best very burns, disses, one-liners and insults from the Justin Bieber Roast on Comedy Central. 2. Kevin Hart View Photo Bieber has 10 million fans – most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one. 3. Ludacris View Photo You act so much like a pussy, Ellen tried to eat you. 4. Will Ferrell (as Ron Burgundy) View Photo I always encouraged people to stay classy. And what’s more classy than hanging out with Floyd Mayweather. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hannibal Buress Justin, I don’t like your music. I think it’s bad, man. I hate your music. I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy. 6. Shaquille O’Neal View Photo You have to straighten up, son. Last year, you were ranked the fifth most-hated person of all time. Kim Jong-Un didn’t rank that low. And he uses your music to torture people. 7. Natasha Legerro Justin’s fan are called beliebers because it’s politically incorrect to use the word retards. 8. Chris D’Elia You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Martha Stewart View Photo Let’s get to the reason I’m here: to give Justin some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison… The only place people will be following you in jail is into the shower. 10. Jeffrey Ross View Photo Seth Rogen thinks you’re a conceited piece of sh-t… and he hangs out with James Franco. 11. Jeffrey Ross on Selena Gomez Banging Bieber It proves “Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won’t do.” 12. Ludacris Again Justin wants to be black so bad he’s actually seen Kevin Hart’s movies in theaters. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Pete Davidson My castmate on SNL, Kate McKinnon, does a perfect impression of Justin. Right down to the clit. 14. Shaq on Kevin Hart Kevin is the only celebrity with a star on the yellow brick road. 15. Kevin Hart Again View Photo Selena Gomez couldn’t be here tonight. Just because she didn’t want to be here. 16. Natasha Leggero on Hart Kevin, you look like someone put 50 Cent in the dryer. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Pete Davidson on Martha Stewart Martha is so old, her first period was the Renaissance. 18. Martha Stewart Slam! View Photo I’ve come up with a douche that no one has ever heard of, you know, like Chris D’Elia. 19. Chris D’Elia Again Those Calvin Klein billboards you were made are terrible. And I was in Whitney. 20. Natasha Leggero on Hart… Again Kevin, you are everywhere. He is going to be on the next season of Game of Thrones. He’s going to play Peter Dinklage’s shadow. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jeffrey Ross on Stewart Martha Stewart, I want to f-ck you so bad. I bet your pubic hair is fifty shades of gray. 22. Justin Bieber View Photo What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours. The End. Up Next: ” 21 Justin Bieber Burns from the Comedy Central Roast .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… After stars such as Ludacris, Martha Stewart and Shaquille O’Neal laid into him, Bieber was able to get the last word in, however. “Damn, you guys were brutal,” he said at the end of the Roast. “This was supposed to be a birthday present. When people ask me what I got for my 21st birthday, I’ll tell them I got my dick kicked in.” The singer, who is clearly aiming to rehab his image , then grew serious. “I lost some of my best qualities,” he said, referencing his behavior from the past year or so and adding: “I’m looking forward to being someone you’re proud of.. You have my word, I will not end up broken, pathetic, bitter, or sitting on someone else’s roast. I’m at a moment of change. This is a new day.” The Justin Bieber Roast will air at 10/9c on Comedy Central on Monday, March 30.
Becoming a child star is like flipping a coin. There are only two ways it can turn out and there total opposites of one another. You either turn into a washed-up tabloid trainwreck (See: Lindsay Lohan, any actor named Corey) or you blossom into an attractive, talented star who kicks ass well into adulthood (See: all the women in the list below). 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults 1. Tiffani Thiessen View Photo Tiffani Thiessen started out as Kelly Kapowski in Saved by the Bell. She inspired milllions of male fantasies during her time at Bayside High, and she’s only gotten hotter with age. 2. Kristen Stewart View Photo K-Stew got her big break at the age of 12, co-starring with Jodie Foster in Panic Room. She went on to become one of the most bankable actresses in Hollywood, thanks in no small part to stylish good looks. 3. Emma Watson View Photo Emma has come a long way since Hogwarts. She now has Hollywood, the fashion world, and millions of men undr her spell. 4. Kirsten Dunst View Photo Kirsten Dunst hit it big at a young age, landing high-profile roles in Interview With the Vampire and Jumanji before she reached her teens. She grew into a very attractive young woman, and has continued to work steadily. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Alyssa Milano View Photo It’s hard to believe that Alyssa Milano is 42, not only because we can’t believe Who’s the Boss was that long ago, but also because she continues to get hotter with each passing year. 6. Christine Lakin View Photo Christine Lakin got her start as the tomboy Alicia “Al” Lambert on the ABC sitcom Step By Step. At the time she was cast, we’re guessing producers didn’t expect her to grow into one of the most naturally gorgeous actresses in Hollywood. 7. Christina Ricci View Photo She’s come a long way since Wednesday Addams. Christina accounced the sexpot stage of her career with her mostly-nude role in Black Snake Moan. 8. Natalie Portman View Photo Natalie Portman gained acclaim for her role in Leon: The Professional when she was just 13. She went on to become one of the most acclaimed (and sexiest) actressed in Hollywood. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Katie Holmes View Photo Katie Holmes inspired millions of crushes as Joey on Dawson’s Creek. Now that she’s free of the Tom Cruise’s creepiness, we can all resume lusting after her. 10. Melissa Joan Hart View Photo Melissa explained it all as Clarissa. But there might be an explanation for how hot she is these days. 11. Alicia Silverstone View Photo Alicia became the it-girl of the late ’90s as Cher in Clueless. She may not be an A-listed anymore, but she’s still crazy hot. 12. Stacey Dash View Photo Speaking of Clueless, remember Cher’s friend, Stacey Dash? These days she’s a Fox News correspondent, and while you might not agree with her politics, there’s not denying that she’s smokin’ hot. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Drew Barrymore View Photo Drew was one of the original troubled child stars. Fortunately, she pulled herself out of the tailspin to become one of Hollywood’s most bankable actresses. As a bonus, she remains super hot. 14. Danica McKellar View Photo Given her myriad academic accomplishments, it’s almost insulting to point out that former Wonder Years star Danica McKellar is incredibly hot these days. But we’re gonna do it anyway. 15. Christine Taylor View Photo Christine Taylor got her start in roles like Marcia in The Brady Bunch Movie and Melody in Nickelodeon’s Hey Dude. She’s still hot, and she’s married to Ben Stiller, so we’d say she’s doing alright for herself. 16. Lacey Chabert View Photo Lacey Chabert started out on Party of Five and starred in Mean Girls as one of the Plastics. She famously (and foolishly) abandoned her role as Meg on Family Guy, but hey, at least she’s still hot! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Mila Kunis View Photo Lacey’s Family Guy replacement – Mila Kunis – landed the role of Jackie on That ’70s Show when she was just 14. Since then she’s become one of the hottest and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood. 18. Christina Applegate View Photo Christina Applegate started out as Kelly Bundy on Married With Children way back in 1987. Today, at 43, she continues to get hotter with age. 19. Claire Danes View Photo Claire Danes got her big break playing Angela Chase in the critically-acclaimed, but shortlived ABC drama My So-Called Life. These days, she can be seen looking hotter than ever on Showtime’s Homeland. 20. Jennifer Love Hewitt View Photo Like Lacey Chabert, J-Love got her start on Party of Five. And hey, they both grew up to be super hot, too! Winning! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Anna Chlumksy View Photo Remember Anna Chlumsy from My Girl. Well, she’s in the midst of a career renaissance thanks to her role on Veep. But that’s not why she’s on this list. No, she’s here because she happens to also be super hot! The End. Up Next: ” 21 Child Stars Who Became Hot Adults .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Sure, it’s depressing that Lindsay is facing jail time again, but the ruthless Hollywood machine that turned her into a child star way before it was psychologically healthy also gave us living embodiments of awesomeness like Natalie Portman and Emma Watson. Of course, growing up to be good-looking and successful is no guarantee that you won’t make the occasional tabloid headline. Kristen Stewart’s love life is evidence of that. But the world is an unfair place, and the entertainment industry has historically been far more likely to forgive and forget when sexy and/or talented people screw up. So we made room on the list for the ladies who stumbled a bit but looked got more gorgeous every step of the way. Hey, we have Hollywood in our name, we’re allowed to be shallow, right? Anyway, check out the gallery above for a rundown of some early-blooming A-listers, as well as some high school crushes you may have forgotten about.
Jessica Simpson’s husband is just so hard to resist, she makes no apologies for the pair of “Fifty Shades of Johnson” photos she posted on Valentine’s Day. Asked about the sexy pics on the Today show Friday, she just responded, “Those kinda happen sometimes. I am not shy to be in love with my husband!” Oh yes. These racy Jessica Simpson pics just happen sometimes. Indeed, after five years together, Simpson can’t say enough good things about former NFL player Eric Johnson, 35, whom she married in July 2014. “Marriage is unbelievable,” Jessica told Today ‘s Savannah Guthrie. “I couldn’t be more in love. And he’s given me two of the best blessings I could imagine. Having a boy and a girl, I’m just blessed. They inspire me.” Mini-me Maxwell, 2, and Ace, 20 months, are a couple of cuties, even if her daughter is a handful who knows how to assert herself. Says the proud mom: “She’s feistier [than me]. I’m much more reserved, and she’s very opinionated, even though she’s 2. I mean, I’m opinionated, but I don’t yell it in your face!” No, but she will reenact Fifty Shades of Grey scenes with her man and post them to Instagram. Wonder what little Maxi will think of those snaps someday. At least they didn’t reenact the tampon scene . Small victories. 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics 1. Jessica Simpson as Daisy Duke View Photo Jessica Simpson looks so fine in this pic from The Dukes of Hazzard. No wonder that awful movie made like $80 million. 2. Jessica Simpson Post-Babies Body View Photo Jessica Simpson looking sexy as hell in a black dress after having two kids. DAMN girl. 3. Hottest Jessica Simpson Photo View Photo This is a hot photo of Jessica Simpson. Side boob action, legs pointed up to the sky, textbook “f–k me” eyes … it will do the job, people. 4. Nice Rack View Photo Say what you will about Jessica Simpson’s lack of talent, brains or common sense… those boobs are pretty fine. Are you a parking ticket, girl? You got fine written all over you. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Hot Young Jessica Simpson View Photo Jessica Simpson – the hotter, younger version. 6. Jessica Simpson Girl-on-Girl Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson posted this photo of herself and two friends kissing. And we did not complain. 7. Jessica Simpson’s Legs View Photo Those things are long, lean and sexy as all getout in this latest selfie. 8. Jessica Simpson: Thinner Than Ever! View Photo Jessica looked like a new woman at a recent charity event. The singer is a proponent of Weight Watchers. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jessica Simpson, Body View Photo Jessica Simpson used to have a body that could stop traffic. Look at those cars. Are they even moving? 10. Jessica Simpson Weight Watchers Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson flexes and shows off her guns in a new photo promoting her Weight Watchers campaign. 11. No Comment View Photo In this photo from a recent concert, Jessica Simpson strikes a pose Tony Romo is undoubtedly familiar with. 12. Jessica Simpson Looking Svelte View Photo Jessica Simpson is so svelte these days. In 2015 she is resembling the Jess of 2002! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. We Hate Eric Johnson View Photo Not really, but just a little bit. Not only does dude never have to work again, his wife looks like this. 14. Jessica Simpson Elle Cover View Photo Jessica Simpson’s latest magazine cover. Elle also has an alternate cover for the same issue that shows Jessica Simpson nude . 15. Jessica Simpson Tongue View Photo Jessica Simpson and her tongue pose with Eric Johnson. Gross. 16. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Jessica Simpson Breasts Photos View Photo A photo montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You can thank us later. 18. Jessica Simpson Chest View Photo Jessica Simpson’s chest is HOLY MOLY those things are not small at all. 19. Jessica Simpson Nude View Photo Jessica Simpson nude on the cover of Elle. So sexy or so odd? 20. Jessica Simpson Bikini Shot View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini for GQ. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Photo View Photo Jessica Simpson, pregnant in a bikini. No makeup … no coverage on that breast. 22. Jessica Simpson Bikini Photograph View Photo Hottest Jessica Simpson bikini photograph ever. Look at that body. 23. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Pic View Photo Hey girl, is that a pedometer in your cleavage? Jessica Simpson posted this awesome photo on Twitter June 23, 2012. 24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Bikini Picture View Photo Jessica Simpson’s beautiful pregnant body on display in a bikini. Nice photo girl. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jessica Simpson’s Boobs View Photo Ah, Jessica Simpson’s boobs. There they are, in a classic picture. Pretty nice pair. 26. Jessica Simpson Bikini View Photo Jessica Simpson in a bikini circa 2001. Man, life was good back then for Maxim. 27. Jessica Simpson: Side Boob Alert! View Photo Jessica Simpson and her giant boobs make their way to her car. You gotta cover those puppies up, Jess. 28. The Bra Works as a Top, Sure View Photo Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can’t get away with that, but when you’ve got the boobs, you best flaunt them. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever View Photo This is, without question, the best Jessica Simpson picture ever taken. It shows you all you need to know about the singer, and everything she’s got going for her. 30. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Photo View Photo To say the least. Cleavage would imply a glimpse of … you know. This is pretty much her topless. It’s one gust of wind away. GRAND is right, baby! OH YEAHHHHHHHHH 31. Hi Girls! View Photo Jessica Simpson gives fans an eyeful to say the least in this blue dress that probably isn’t all that warm. 32. Shaking That Thing View Photo Jessica Simpson is large, in charge and shakin’ that ass for all to see. You gotta love her new, full figure. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Jessica Simpson, Breasts View Photo Those things are not small. We’re just saying. Wow, Jessica Simpson has some big breasts. 34. Hot Jessica Pic View Photo Jessica Simpson looking as good as she ever has in the pages of Allure. Don’t you agree? 35. Jessica Simpson, Huge Cleavage View Photo Pregnancy appears to have made Jessica Simpson’s already insane cleavage even more formidable. 36. Jessica Simpson Cleavage, Legs View Photo Jessica Simpson has to know how good she looks, right? Because DAMN! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Jessica Simpson Bikini Pic View Photo Okay yeah. That’s one insane shot of Jessica Simpson’s boobs. The End. Up Next: ” 37 Smoking Hot Jessica Simpson Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
On Scandal Season 4 Episode 15 , Olivia aimed to mend a broken heart… the White House reverted into spin mode… and Huck debated doing a number on B613. You can check out all the action below when you watch Scandal online : Watch Scandal Season 4 Episode 15 Online One storyline focused on Susan Ross preparing to glide through the Senate confirmation process for Vice President. Until, that is, her rip-snorting nervous laugh earned her instant infamy. In exchange for a “big pile of money,” Leo Bergen took Susan on as a client, although his tough love eventually made the senator to “quit.” Enter Olivia. And enter a successful Senate hearing for Ross as a result, even if it required a bit of crow-eating on Fitz’s part to coax enough votes from the politicians who believed the West Angola war served as a mockery of democracy. (On a related note, Leo’s “firing” at Abby’s hand actually lit a fire under the lovebirds. Sorry if that grosses you out.) Then there was David Rosen. He was visited by a woman whose husband allegedly worked for a spy group called… B613. And, hey, it’s Huck’s Kim! Rosen tells Jake and Huck about this “Diego Munoz,” the guy who gave his wife the files, prompting Huck to admit it’s him. Testifying, Huck abandons the play to use PTSD as an excuse, instead telling a tale about the infamous “hole” into which B613 thew its bad eggs. Afterward, Huck receives a smooch at the doorstep from his proud wife, yet Jake presume that David will “shut it down.” Instead, he claims to be inspirted to use the files to “get the bad guys” once and for all. Scandal Cast Through the Years 1. Scandal Season 4 Cast Photo View Photo Scandal Season 4 returns on September 25 at 9/8C. Doesn’t the cast look glamorous in this photo? 2. Kerry Washington in Save the Last Dance Kerry Washington’s breakout role came in the Julia Stiles-driven film Save the Last Dance. She played Chenille, a teen mother who befriends Stiles’ character. 3. Kerry Washington on Boston Legal No stranger to legal dramas, Kerry Washington appeared on Boston Legal for several seasons. 4. Kerry Washington in The Last King of Scotland One of Washington’s most famous film credits includes playing Kay Amin in The Last King of Scotland and starring alongside Forrest Whitaker. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kerry Washington in Django Unchained Another notable film credit was Kerry Washington’s portrayal of Broomhilda in Quentin Tarrantino’s Django Unchained. 6. Kerry Washington on Scandal View Photo These days, aside from being a new mother, Kerry Washington is leading the Gladiators into battle as Olivia Pope on Scandal. 7. Tony Goldwyn in Ghost One of Tony Goldwyn’s first major roles came as Carl Bruner, the guy who killed Patrick Swayze in Ghost. But hey, if he hadn’t killed his best friend, we wouldn’t have gotten that pottery scene and Unchained Melody wouldn’t mean anything. 8. Tony Goldwyn in Kiss The Girls Once again playing a villain, Tony Goldwyn played a kidnapping rapist in Kiss the Girls. He was thwarted by Ashley Judd and Morgan Freeman. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Tony Goldwyn on Law and Order: Criminal Intent Fans of Law & Order: Criminal Intent will remember that Tony Goldwyn played Frank Goren, schizophrenic brother to Vincent D’Onofrio’s Robert Goren. 10. Tony Goldwyn in Divergent Most recently, Tony Goldwyn took on the task of playing Abnegation faction leader Andrew in the film adaptation of Veronica Roth’s Divergent. 11. Tony Goldwyn on Scandal View Photo One of Tony Goldwyn’s most sizzling roles to date has to be that of President Fitzgerald Grant on Scandal. He makes the screen steamy in every scene. 12. Scott Foley on Dawson’s Creek Diehard Dawson’s Creek fans remember when Scott Foley hit Capeside High School in a Letterman’s jacket. SWOON! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Scott Foley on Felicity NOEL!!!! Scott Foley’s time on Felicity led to his marriage to Jennifer Garner (before she cheated on him with Michael Vartan. WHO CHEATS ON SCOTT FOLEY!?!? NO ONE, THAT’S WHO!) 14. Scott Foley on Scrubs Scott Foley appeared in 12 episodes of Scrubs over 6 years as Sean Kelly. He was in so few episodes because he was also starring in… 15. Scott Foley on The Unit From 2006 to 2009, Scott Foley played Bob Brown on The Unit, starring with Dennis Haysbert. He left the military for Seattle Grace and showed up on… 16. Scott Foley on Grey’s Anatomy As Henry Burton on Grey’s Anatomy, Scott Foley got his first taste of the world of Shonda Rhimes. Let’s hope Jake doesn’t meet a similar fate. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Scott Foley on True Blood Before heading to Washington, Scott Foley did a stint in the bayou, appearing on True Blood for 10 episodes. 18. Scott Foley on Scandal View Photo Is he a bad guy? Is he a good guy? NO ONE CAN DECIDE! One thing we know is that Scott Foley as Jake Ballard adds a certain something-something to the Olivia Pope love drama. 19. Bellamy Young in We Were Soldiers Bellamy Young played Army wife-turned-widow Catherine Metsker in We Were Soldiers. 20. Bellamy Young on Scrubs Another Scandal star to appear on Scrubs, Bellamy Young played Dr. Miller. And look! She was blonde! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Bellamy Young on Scandal On Scandal, Bellamy Young turned what started as a three episode guest appearance into a full-fledged character, Mellie Grant, the First Lady everyone loves and loves to hate. 22. Jeff Perry on My So-Called Life My So-Called Life! MY SO-CALLED LIFE!! Jeff Perry played Mr. Katimski, an inspirational teacher and mentor. MY SO-CALLED LIFE! JARED LETO! 23. Jeff Perry on Nash Bridges Jeff Perry, in this crazy get-up, was Inspector Harvey Leek for all 122 episodes of Nash Bridges. 24. Jeff Perry on Prison Break Terrence Steadman was a central figure on Prison Break. Lincoln Burrows was framed for his murder. That sounds like a character right up Jeff Perry’s alley. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Jeff Perry on Grey’s Anatomy Jeff Perry was another Scandal member to visit Shondaland by way of Grey’s Anatomy, in the role of Thatcher Grey, Meredith’s alcoholic father. 26. Jeff Perry on Scandal These days, Jeff Perry plays Cyrus Beene, a gay Republican White House Chief of Staff convinced his man is the best man for the job because it puts him closer to power. 27. Guillermo Diaz in Half Baked Guillermo Diaz played a character named Scarface in the Dave Chappelle comedy Half Baked. He later reprised the role for several episodes of Chappelle’s Show. 28. Guillermo Diaz in Mercy In Mercy, Guillermo Diaz played Nurse Angel Garcia, a marked change from his typical roles but one much closer to his actual personality. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Guillermo Diaz on Weeds On Weeds, Guillermo Diaz played a drug-slinging gangster named…Guillermo. 30. Guillermo Diaz on Scandal Now, Guillermo Diaz plays government assassin turned computer hacker and Gladiator Huck on Scandal. 31. Katie Lowes on Easy Money Katie Lowes first hit the scene as Brandy Buffkin in Easy Money. Looks like she has a little attitude here, doesn’t it!? 32. Katie Lowes in Wreck-It Ralph Prior to being cast on Scandal, Katie Lowes offered her voice talents to the Disney film Wreck-It Ralph as a cartoon character named Candlehead. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Katie Lowes on Scandal Katie Lowes breakout role is Quinn Perkins on Scandal. Over the past two seasons, we’ve watched her go from meek and nervous to stone cold assassin. 34. Darby Stanchfield on Jericho See that face in the middle, second row? That’s Darby Stanchfield as April Green on Jericho. 35. Darby Stanchfield on Mad Men On Mad Men, Darby Stanchfield played a neighbor of Betty Draper’s. Betty once slapped Helen Bishop in the grocery store’s produce section. 36. Darby Stanchfield on Scandal As Abby Whelan, Darby Stanchfield plays one of the most polarizing Gladiators. Some people love her. Some people hate her. She’ll go over the cliff for Olivia Pope no matter what. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Joshua Malina on Sports Night Joshua Malina played Jeremy Goodwin on Sports Night, a show about sports that wasn’t about sports at all. 38. Joshua Malina on The West Wing Malina’s most famous role (before now) was Will Bailey on The West Wing. Scandal just brought him back into the world of D.C. politics. 39. Joshua Malina on In Plain Sight For a time, Joshua Malina guest starred on In Plain Sight, a USA Network original series. 40. Joshua Malina on Scandal David Rosen was supposed to be a guest role only, but fans reacted so well, and Shonda loved Joshua Malina so much, she decided to keep him around. For now. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Joe Morton on A Different World Joe Morton has been acting since the late 1970s. One of the first photos we could find was of him on A Different World as Byron Douglas III. 42. Joe Morton in Terminator 2: Judgment Day One of Morton’s most famous screen credits includes Miles Dyson in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. 43. Joe Morton on Smallville For a grand total of four episodes, Joe Morton played Dr. Steven Hamilton on Smallville. 44. Joe Morton on The Good Wife On The Good Wife, Joe Morton played Daniel Golden, the attorney who defended Peter Florrick in his appeal against his corruption conviction. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Joe Morton on Scandal Joe Morton showed up on Scandal as a mystery man called Command. It was later revealed that he is Olivia Pope’s father, Rowan Pope. He’s the baddest of the bad. The End. Up Next: ” Scandal Cast Through the Years .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Finally, Rose showed up at Olivia’s to ask about Lois, the woman Olivia killed during her initial abduction. Turns out, Rose and Lois had been lovers at the age of 16, but got separated by some disapproving mothers and fathers. All these decades later, Lois moved back to DC for her. Liv told her Rose died via an aneurysm while sitting on a bench, giving her a chance to say goodbye. Upon hearing Rose lament how she’s “all alone,” Olivia realized she could relate. She tossed away the stained sofa cushion grabbed some red wine and some popcorn and figured she ought to give this regular life thing a shot. But why do we somehow doubt her life will be so calm and regular on Scandal Season 4 Episode 16 next Thursday?
Lana Del Rey is not…. You know what I mean… If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options… There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs.. You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you… Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked… The post Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Last week, Kim Kardashian’s blonde hair became the number one story of Paris Fashion Week. No one was really surprised, because that’s kinda what Kim does – shows up to an event and steals the show with a ridiculous style statement. This time, however, was a bit different, as the family star of the show was supposed to be Kendall Jenner, who landed A-list Fashion Week modeling gigs with Chanel and Fendi. Naturally, Kim’s golden locks stole the spotlight, and Kendall is reportedly pissed about it. “The whole family, aside from Kris, of course, thinks that Kim’s intentions with going blonde were purely selfish,” an insider tells Radar Online. “She is supposed to be in Paris supporting Kendall, and the fact that she dyed her hair and did this drastic overhaul to one-up her younger sister is quite pathetic. “Kim simply cannot stand anyone else in the family and she will go to any lengths to make sure it is always the Kim show, guest-starring her sisters.” The competition between Kim and Kendall has reportedly gotten so intense that Kendall is moving to London to get out from under her sister’s shadow. As for Kim’s new platinum look ? The insider says it’s just a temporary change to help her steal Kendall’s thunder. “The blonde thing is not going to stick,” says the source. “As soon as she gets back to LA, she is going back to brunette.” We’re guessing even Kendall would agree that’s probably the right decision. Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! 1. Kim Kardashian as Draco Malfoy View Photo The Kim-Draco Malfoy resemblance is uncanny. Does this make Amber Rose her Harry Potter? 2. Kim Kardashian and the Mean Girls View Photo Kim joined the blonde party a little too late in life. They’re all gonna laugh at you! 3. Kim Kardashian: Wannabe Beyonce? View Photo Is Kim going Single White Female on Bey? We’re sure Kanye wouldn’t mind! 4. Kim Kardashian as an Owl View Photo Kim looks an awful lot like this owl. So even though her hair is insanely unnatural, at least she was inspired by nature! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian as Simon Camden View Photo Someone on Twitter though Kim looked like this kid from 7th Heaven. The resemblance pretty much ends at the blonde hair, but we’ll take it. The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian Hair Memes: The Best of the Blonde Jokes! .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
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