The Woman Puts Her Meth in her Ass… Maggots in CHinese Food TSA Feels a Kids Dick Dudes Fighting forget to let their friend in as they drive off… Car Crashes Through Animal Hospital – no One Died Panda Falls Out of Tree….Poor Little Guy Leg Day Leg Break The post Naked woman Running on the Street and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Bella Thorne is a disney star, super famous instagram hooker, nude enough to keep us interested, social media manipulating, next generation redheaded goddess with a jacked up her face with injections…and acne scars… She’s gone and stuck her tongue on a fence post…..stickin that tongue to it…and I find the whole thing rude and offensive…because when in Canada her tongue should only be stuck to my anus….it’s a welcoming – thank you for your maple syrup – Jesus Martinez – Ambassador of Canada thing… And her sticking it to a metal post, that’s just mocking me… The post Bella Thorne Tonguing the Wrong Thing in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am old…and so is Michelle Pfeiffer….but that means…that I remember Michelle Pfeiffer when she wasn’t old…and when she was one of the hottest things in Hollywood…not just because the Coolio song was written about her, but because of Scarface, the 35 year old Cat woman in Batman…and I am sure other movies she’s been in a ton of shit…she worked a lot in the 90s. She’s pushing 60, has obviously jacked up her face with botox and fillers and looks more like a cat that she naturally looked when she was young and hotter…but still hot…which is weird but she’s Michelle Pfeiffer…. She’s been married to really rich TV writer / producer David E Kelley from LA Law, Picket Fences, Boston Public, Boston Legal, Ally McBeal fame…since the 90s….you know he scored her due to his personality and mindlocked in the not overly old as fuck hot actress of the time….because rich hot women like great personalities…if they have 10 hit shows. Now she’s showing some nipple for a Magazine on what I assume is a comeback tour before it is ultimately too late…which in theory is too late…but thanks to being Michelle Pfeiffer it is not too late…even when it’s too late…thanks to being skinny and Michelle Pfeiffer. The post Michelle Pfeiffer Nipples for Interview Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Melissa Benoist is in a bikini in Mexico on vacation because her entire life isn’t a vacation…. I am sure she’s got a massive nerd following because she is supergirl and dudes are loyal about that nerd shit, even if the girl in the movie or show playing their fantasy isn’t all that hot… That’s right, I said it, Melissa Benoist is not that hot…whether she’s in a supergirl outfit or not…. But dudes like her and her average at best, not so supergirl body…that’s out of the spanx uniform and is all around uninspiring… Melissa Benoist, SUPERGIRL, is more interestinly a girl who was part of the FAPPENING, who you can google and find all her slutty pictures, that I was forced to delete so that I didn’t get arrested or sued by the lovely marketer who made a name for herself with those nudes…. I think she was actually fucking in hers…like actual dick on pussy action..without getting any hate for it…or really any pay – but it’s an investment you make when you put that shit out there playing that it was a damn violation….and not a fuck on camera, release, PR the shit out of it, benefit from the hits…cuz people like watching other people fuck… At the tim of her sex tape scandal she was Glee cast member, who fucking some dude or possibly Lea Michele with a condom on, in the self shot porno that was probably staged and necessary in promoting Supergril….eminding everyone that we’re all fucking pornstars, even when we pretend we aren’t and if we want to get noticed ,it’s a good tactic. The shocker wasn’t that there was no shocker in the video, or that she was in the video in the first place, tI was just shocked she was using a condom. No one uses condoms anymore, especially not hollywood people. Not that she really counted as hollywood people at the time, but I guess she is now, so she probably doesn’t use condoms anymore…she was an amateur then, not realizing herpes is a stamp of success and approval…. Now this isn’t Dick in Pussy, she’s gone onto do some nerd content at Supergirl…and looking average at best in a bikini…I mean that’s not a superhero body – doesn’t bitch know what squatting is…she’s supposed to be a damn superhero… What another hollywood scam… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Melissa Benoist in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Earlier this week, Kim Kardashian West finally made her valiant return to social media after months away. Us plebeians rejoiced, dropping our freshly polished apples into the filthy streets as we ran, laughing with relief, back to our mud hovels, where we could scroll gleefully through Kim’s freshly stocked Instagram feed in poorly lit solitude…. Read more »
Ray J isn’t one to let bygones be bygones, so it’s no surprise that he’s responding to Kanye West using his likeness in his “Famous” video with overwhelming force. On Monday, the Love & Hip Hop star dropped a new track ethering his ex — and Kanye’s wife — Kim Kardashian, accusing her of […]
Naya Rivera will be sitting at the singles table this Thanksgiving. According to TMZ, the Glee star has filed for divorce from her husband of two years, Ryan Dorsey. According to TMZ, she’s asking for primary physical custody of their one-year-old son, Josey, with visitation rights for Ryan. It’s not clear what went wrong […]
Donald Glover Cast As Lando Calrissian In New Star Wars Movie Donald Glover might be having the best year ever! Lucasfilm just announced today that the critical acclaimed rapper and actor has been cast as Lando Calrissian in the still-untitled Han Solo Star Wars movie. The prequel depicts Lando in his younger years as a mischievous swindler on the rise in the galaxy’s underworld, before the series events involving Han, Leia, and Darth Vader in “ The Empire Strikes Back ” and other iconic movies. “We’re so lucky to have an artist as talented as Donald join us,” said Lord and Miller. “These are big shoes to fill, and an even bigger cape, and this one fits him perfectly, which will save us money on alterations. Also, we’d like to publicly apologize to Donald for ruining Comic-Con for him forever.” They fixed the Internet just in time for #DonaldGlover /Young #LandoCalrissian to break it again. #StarWars pic.twitter.com/jp5lF2cN6Y — Jesse B. GILLMAN (@jessebgill) October 21, 2016 CONGRATS TO DONALD GLOVER ON THIS EPIC ROLE!!!!! Twitter/WENN/Star Wars
It was in December of last year when actor Mark Salling, best known for his work on Glee, was arrested on child pornography charges . At the time, it was reported that “hundreds of images” were found on Mark’s computer, and that a girlfriend of Mark’s tipped the police off about the deeply disturbing photos. After the arrest, he was booked and his bail was set at $20,000. He paid soon after and was released. In May, Mark was indicted on two charges of child pornography, and with each charge, he could be facing up to 20 years in prison. This time, Mark’s bail was $100,000, and when he was released he was required to wear a bracelet that monitored his location. He was also ordered to avoid all contact with children. Mark is set to appear in court on November 7th, but in the meantime, certain court documents have been released, and these documents detail the evidence against him Be warned: the following information is graphic and remarkably terrible. According to the documents, there are around 100,000 pages of evidence of Mark’s crimes. Yes, you read that right: 100,000 pages. “The government has produced discovery to the defense, including 100,000 pages of reports, photographs and forensic examination results,” it seems. “Several digital devices containing images of child pornography” are also said to exist. But still, it gets worse. Mark allegedly had a video in his possession that was said to show a five-year-old performing a sex act. It surely doesn’t get more sickening than that, and if it does, we certainly can’t handle hearing about it. As we said, Mark is due in court next month. With any luck, justice will be swift and fair, and Mark will face the consequences for his truly heinous actions. What an awful, awful tragedy. View Slideshow: 21 Celebrities You Probably Want to Keep Away From Your Children