Ray J didn’t just hit it first . He continues to hit it again and again – figuratively speaking, that is – in an attempt to stay relevant. In a parody for Joan Rivers’ upcoming WE tv series ( Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? , premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape . Check out stills from the unnamed video here: Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics Open Slideshow 1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar. View As List 1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar. 2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed Here’s something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers… in bed! 3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness. 4. Joan Rivers and Ray J Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter’s WEtv show. 5. A Sex Tape Selfie This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed. Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J? Is it really true that once you go Jew, as Rivers says below, you know how to screw? And how will Kim react to her history as an amateur porn star once again coming to light? We can’t answer the final two questions just yet. But we can prepare readers to watch Ray J and Joan Rivers in bed. It’s both humorous and frightening: Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Parody
It’s depressing but true: Kate Gosselin and her kids are returning to television for a Kate Plus 8 special that will not include the children’s father and Kate’s estranged ex, Jon Gosselin. But if you’re concerned over these kids once again being placed in the spotlight, don’t be. They are “extremely excited” for the opportunity… according to Kate Gosselin, that is. 23 Photos of a Terrible Mother Open Slideshow 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. View As List 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. 2. Kate Gosselin: Destroyed by Greed! Kate Gosselin has been destroyed by greed. According to this tabloid cover, that is. 3. Kate Gosselin Pissed Okay, maybe she’s not pissed. But Kate Gosselin does not look happy in this pic. At all. 4. Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians Is Kate Gosselin mocking Asians with this photo? One of her harshest critics says she is. 5. Nails on a Chalk Board Kate Gosselin is the human equivalent. 6. Kate Gosselin Waves Kate Gosselin waves to fans. Which apparently she has. 7. Kate Gosselin Smiling Kate Gosselin is all smiles, in spite of the fact that she just got fired. Most likely because this pic was taken months earlier. 8. Kate Gosselin Angry Kate Gosselin is often angry. It’s kind of a safe assumption with her. 9. Kate Gosselin Photograph Would you go on a date with Kate Gosselin? The former reality star is reportedly ready to find love again. 10. Kate Gosselin Facelift Did she get one? She says no, but some people say otherwise. 11. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Pic Nice. That’s all we have to say about this Kate Gosselin photo. Particularly because there is no audio. 12. Jon and Kate Plus 8 Jon and Kate Plus 8 back in happier times. Those were the days. 13. Kate Gosselin, Mady and Cara Kate Gosselin at Target with twin girls Mady and Cara. Cute. 14. Kate Gosselin Stizzyle Kate Gosselin, Kentucky Derby style. Wow. 15. Ugly Kate Gosselin Sorry to put it so bluntly. But Kate Gosselin has looked better. 16. Shut UP Lady Seriously, Kate Gosselin. Just spare us. 17. Kate Gosselin on Today Show Pic Kate Gosselin on the Today Show. What a character. 18. Mother of 8 That’s Kate Gosselin for you. Not a lot to add to that. 19. Hot Kate Gosselin Bikini Pic Let’s be honest. Kate Gosselin is hot. How many women can birth eight humans and look like this, are we wrong? 20. Bad as it Gets It doesn’t get much worse than Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars. Bristol Palin maybe. That’s pretty much it. 21. Kate Gosselin and Sextuplets Kate Gosselin and the six kids she was pregnant with at the same time. Pretty remarkable feat right there. 22. Kate Gosselin’s New Haircut Kate Gosselin can waste money with the best of them. Look at her new hair! Totally worth a grand! 23. Kate Has a Bad Hair Day This would be more newsworthy, except when does she NOT have a bad hair day. Exactly. Peace. Kate tells Us Weekly that the kids “cheered like crazy” when she told them of the one-time TLC episode, which will be an hour in length and catch viewers up on where this family stands. “It was like I announced that it’s Christmas tomorrow,” Gosselin claims . “Our crew walked in and it was like they had never left.” That’s not necessarily a good thing, is it? Perhaps the kids should be used to life without cameras in their faces at all times. Especially considering how petrified Mady and Cara looked when they stopped by the Today Show in January. Jon, of course, is not included in this mini reunion, nor is he pleased about it. “He thinks it is a really bad idea for his kids,” a source tells the tabloid. “Jon feels he has his kids’ best interest at heart.” He can’t do anything about it, however. Insiders confirm that Kate is “not obliged” to tell her ex anything about twins Cara and Mady, 13; and sextuplets, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel, 9. “Everybody is entitled to their opinions,” Kate says of Jon’s many critiques concerning her seemingly self-involved mothering style. “I don’t let it bother me or affect me that much. I’m led by my gut, my heart and doing what I’ve always set out to do as a parent.”
Demi Lovato is far from pleased with the on-stage Lady Gaga puking stunt that became the talk of her SXSW performance this week. Why? Mother Monster is glorifying bulimia, in the young star’s opinion. “Sad… As if we didn’t have enough people glamorizing eating disorders already. Bottom line, it’s not ‘cool’ or ‘artsy’ at all,” she wrote. “Addiction is addiction.” “Would you let someone bring a needle and shoot up on you?” Millie Brown Vomits on Lady Gaga The person booting on Gaga was “vomit painter” Millie Brown, who as part of the provocative show, put her finger down her throat and hurled all over Gaga’s chest. ARTPOP at its best. Demi is not a fan, even if she likes Gaga. “It’s not ‘shade’ and it’s not ‘hate,'” she further explained. “But if someone has to come forward and say it. I’ll take the heat for it. Putting the word ART in it isn’t a free card to do whatever you want without consequences.” Lovato then tweeted to Gaga, “You’re SO talented, if not one of the most talented in our industry PERIOD. Dope is INCREDIBLE.. but you don’t have to do that.” Lady Gaga SXSW Performance During her keynote at SXSW, before Lovato’s criticism hit the web, Gaga shared how the now infamous act of “art” and vomit came together: “I’ve known Millie [Brown] for I think five years now and we’ve collaborated before…she was just in town and so we thought we would collaborate again.” “It was just exciting to see people talk about performance art on the internet. We really just did it because we believe in the performance and what it meant to the song.” However, “I asked my publicist if she quit in the middle of the show!” she said while laughing, admitting that she knew this one was pushing it, even for her. What do you think? Is Demi on point with her criticism? Yes, Demi’s right. It sends a bad message! No, but it’s gross and dumb regardless. No, it’s awesome! Shut your yap, hater! View Poll »
The lawyer who deposed Justin Bieber last week wants to force him back for another session, according to reports, and answer questions about Selena Gomez. He also wants Bieber fined for acting like the world’s most spoiled brat . Justin Bieber Deposition Footage Open Slideshow 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. View As List 1. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 1 Justin Bieber acts like an arrogant jerk in this footage from his deposition in Miami. Watch him wink at the camera and talk down to opposing counsel now. 2. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 2 Justin Bieber is asked about Selena Gomez in this portion of his deposition. And he is none to happy about it. 3. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 3 Justin Bieber mouths off to opposing counsel in this video from his deposition in Miami. It’s safe to say the singer is fed up. 4. Justin Bieber Deposition Footage, Part 4 Justin Bieber shows zero respect for the attorney asking him questions in this peek at his Miami deposition. Usher? Hmmm… yeah, that nam sounds familiar. 5. Justin Bieber Curses Off Court Reporter Justin Bieber berates a poor court reporter in this clip from his Miami deposition. He talks in a whisper and then yells at her when she asked him to repeat himself. As you’re well aware by now, the 20-year-old pop star peaced out of a deposition stemming from a lawsuit filed against him for beating up a photographer. When the parapazzi member’s attorney tried to ask if he’s dating Selena, Bieber cut him off, saying, “Don’t ask me about her! Do not ask me about her!” He then stormed out of the deposition in self-righteous disgust. Some accused the lawyer of badgering Justin and simply trying to stress him out or rile him up, but the attorney insists the Gomez questions are relevant . So much so that he still wants answers to them ASAP. In new court documents, he reiterates that he is entitled to ask Bieber about Selena, as she was present during another alleged attack on a photographer. What transpired in that 2012 case is pertinent information, he says, because it shows Bieber has a pattern of aggression, especially toward cameramen. 21 Deposition GIFs of Justin Bieber Acting Like a Spoiled Brat Open Slideshow 1. The Justin Bieber Wink How can anyone resist Justin Bieber? Just look at this smooth wink! View As List 1. The Justin Bieber Wink How can anyone resist Justin Bieber? Just look at this smooth wink! 2. Justin Bieber Acts Like a Douche This is Justin Bieber at his most sassy. He’s talking trash to the opposing lawyer. 3. Refusing to Answer I’m Justin Bieber! I don’t need to listen to anything you say! 4. Justin Bieber Eyebrow Raise He’s no The Rock. But Justin Bieber has an eyebrow raise of his own. 5. Scoffing at Opposing Counsel HA! You called this a “film?” What is the matter with you, idiot? 6. Do NOT Ask About Selena! Do NOT ask me about Selena Gomez again. Do. Not. Do. It. 7. Who’s Usher? Usher? Do I know an Usher? It sounds familiar… oh yeah, Usher! 8. Negative Justin Bieber No, Justin Bieber says in this deposition GIF. Just… no. No. No. No. No. 9. I Take It Back! Am I calling you Katie Couric? No, I’d never do such a thing. 10. Justin Bieber is Confused Wait? Huh? What?!? Justin Bieber pretends to be confused in this deposition GIF. 11. Justin Bieber Mocks Opposing Counsel Justin Bieber mocks opposing counsel in this deposition GIF, referring to the lawyer as Katie Couric. 12. Justin Bieber Can’t Recall This is Justin Bieber at the height of his douchbaggery. Guess what? He can’t recall. 13. Asked About Selena Justin Bieber was asked about Selena Gomez during his deposition in Miami. And he did not like it one bit. 14. Justin Bieber, Looking Swag! Justin Bieber is all about looking good. Even when he’s giving a deposition. 15. Justin Bieber Deposition GIF Do I discipline my employees?!? Justin Bieber found this question hilarious. 16. Justin Bieber at His Deposition Justin Bieber takes exception to opposing counsel in this deposition GIF. This was a frequent occurrence. 17. Justin Bieber Sighs Sigh… why must I give this deposition?!? I’m Justin Bieber! 18. How Dare You Interrupt?!? Justin Bieber goes off on opposing counsel in this deposition clip. How dare the lawyer interrupt him?!? 19. Australia?!? Justin Bieber has been to Australia. But he decided to be a jerk about it in this deposition. 20. Memory Loss It’s brutal. 21. Justin Bieber is a Detriment Justin Bieber is detrimental to his own career. Wait… he may have meant to say something else. There’s likely also another angle in play, as TMZ wryly notes : By establishing that Bieber and Selena are tight, her theoretically trying to discredit the photographer’s case at a later deposition could lose merit. If Selena and Justin are back together (which it would appear they are), she could be considered a biased witness and less than credible in his defense. The lawyer wants a judge to force Bieber to answer his Selena questions, as well as to punish him for acting like a jackass during the whole deposition. The gallery of 21 Bieber GIFs above says it all on that front. It’s unclear if a judge will require Bieber to sit for another deposition. As for Gomez, it’s equally unclear if there are any plans to depose her in the case. What’s quite clear, however? These two hitting it again: Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts.
We haven’t forgotten about you, Kellan Lutz! Yes, the career of this actor has stalled a bit since the end of The Twilight Saga, as few even noticed that he starred in The Legend of Hercules. But the actor behind Emmett Cullen – who got his big break in 2010 by modeling underwear for Calvin Klein – remained in the news toward the end of 2013 when rumors broke out that he was dating Miley Cyrus . Lutz shot down this chatter and made it clear he’s single, which is an equally surprising development: How is someone who looks like this single?!? With Kellan Lutz celebrating his 29th birthday today, we honor the star with a gift for his fans: many photos of the actor shirtless! Click, squeal and enjoy, readers… Kellan Lutz Shirtless Pics: Hubba, Hubba! Open Slideshow 1. Kellan Lutz Shirtless Kellan Lutz poses here for an issue of GQ. We take NO issue with the photo at all! View As List 1. Kellan Lutz Shirtless Kellan Lutz poses here for an issue of GQ. We take NO issue with the photo at all! 2. Kellan Lutz Shirtless Shot Keep taking it off, Kellan Lutz! The actor strips down in this Abbot + Main campaign shot. 3. His Best Look We have no idea why Kellan Lutz ever wears a shirt. He just rock this look at all times. 4. Shirtless and Smoldering This photo of Kellan Lutz almost looks computer-generated. How can a human being have such abs and such a body?!? 5. Flexible Kellan Lutz Kellan Lutz shows off his flexibility in this photo. And his bare torso, of course, as well. 6. Kellan Lutz for GQ Kellan Lutz knows what the ladies like. For that reason, he keeps his shirt open in this photo. 7. Men’s Health Cover Pic Kellan Lutz covers this issue of Men’s Health. You’ll have to excuse us, as we need to go buy many copies of this magazine. 8. Very Hot Body Kellan Lutz is a pretty good actor. But look no further for the main reason he’s famous: this body. 9. Sexy and Shirtless There’s really only one reaction to this Kellan Lutz photograph: OMG. He’s seen here in St. Martin.
This Kendall Jenner underwear photo may have nearly shut down Instagram yesterday, but the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is not the only young reality personality to be baring nearly al these days. Isn’t that right, Gigi Hadid? The daughter of Yolanda Foster ( The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ) posed in a bikini for this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And is now posing in nothing at all for VMAN! The 19-year old dons her birthday suit in the following magazine spread, with the publication describing the racy images thusly: “The transcontinental train ride remains a romantic symbol of innocence shed and the spirit of discovery. Gigi Hadid, model of the moment, departs Beverly Hills for the borough of Manhattan in a quest to discover herself and become a bona fide fashion model.” And, as you can see here, she does it all in the buff: Gigi Hadid VMAN Photos Open Slideshow 1. Gigi Hadid in Lingerie Gigi Hadid poses here for VMAN. She’s not wearing a lot of clothing. View As List 1. Gigi Hadid in Lingerie Gigi Hadid poses here for VMAN. She’s not wearing a lot of clothing. 2. Gigi Hadid Nude Gigi Hadid goes totally nude for this spread in VMAN. She is only 19 years old. 3. Gigi Hadid Nude Photo Gigi Hadid is VERY naked in this VMAN photo. She’s only 19 years old, folks. 4. Gigi Hadid VMAN Pic Gigi Hadid stares off into the world in this photo from VMAN. Many men are staring at her body. 5. Gigi Hadid Naked Gigi Hadid wears her birthday suit in this photo. It’s from a spread in VMAN.
The best show in the history of television will soon return to NBC. According to the man at the center of its table, that is. Yes, Celebrity Apprentice is somehow still around and Donald Trump will be welcoming a new group of D-Listers at some point in 2014. According to TMZ, the cast will include one member from The Real Housewives of Atlanta and one from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills . It will also be comprised of television’s worst mother and maybe it’s worst journalist. Here’s a look at who has been confirmed thus far: Celebrity Apprentice Cast Pics: Who’s In? Open Slideshow 1. Kate Gosselin Kate Gosselin is a pretty terrible human being. She has been cast on Celebrity Apprentice. View As List 1. Kate Gosselin Kate Gosselin is a pretty terrible human being. She has been cast on Celebrity Apprentice. 2. Geraldo Rivera Geraldo Rivera can report on the news. But can he make it as Celebrity Apprentice champion? 3. Keshia Knight Pulliam We’ll always love Keshia Knight Pulliam for her role on The Cosby Show. She has been cast in 2014 on Celebrity Apprentice. 4. Brandi Glanville Brandi Glanville is perfect for Celebrity Apprentice. She’ll stir up some drama. 5. Kenya Moore From Atlanta to Celebrity Apprentice, Kenya Moore is ready for business. Literally!
Poor Kate Gosselin is NEVER going to win the mother of the year award. Especially if she doesn’t stop screaming at her kids in public. Radar Online is reporting a fellow concert-goer in Fairfax, Virginia, got all the dirt on Kate’s latest eye-opening behavior regarding Cara and Mady: “We were at the Demi Lovato concert on Sunday night and had just entered the building and were browsing the merchandise table,” says the insider. “I turned and saw a girl who looked familiar but turned away and didn’t think much of it. Next thing you know we heard someone yelling, ‘You both need to come back here now!” “‘Get over here and stay together! Where are you guys going?!’ I turned around and lo and behold, it was Kate Gosselin b–ching out the twins.” “The girls seemed embarrassed and their faces were pleading, ‘Please don’t know my mother.’ They looked deflated. Myself and two friends were shocked and appalled.” Not only was Kate yelling at her kids, the source also reports she was holding hands with her bodyguard and rumored boyfriend Steve Neild . “They are most definitely a couple and were NOT trying to hide it.” Well at least Kate had a nice time. She got to combine two of her favorite activities: yelling at her kids and keeping her 15 minutes of fame going as long as possible. 11 Terrible, Horrible No Good Very Bad Celebrity Mothers Open Slideshow 1. Kate Gosselin Kate Gosselin has eight children. And we feel sorry for each and every one of them. View As List 1. Kate Gosselin Kate Gosselin has eight children. And we feel sorry for each and every one of them. 2. Dina Lohan Dina Lohan is responsible for Lindsay Lohan. What else needs to be said? 3. Kris Jenner Kris Jenner is sort of evil. She likes using her kids to make a lot of money. 4. Kim Kardashian Kim Kardashian has one child. For the sake of humanity, let’s hope it stays that way. 5. Jenelle Evans Jenelle Evans isn’t the best famous mother in the world. In fact, she could be the worst. 6. Farrah Abraham Farrah Abraham has starred in a sex tape AND brought a life into the world. Not many women can say that. 7. Nadya Suleman Nadya Suleman is best known as the Octomom. But it should be the SUCK-tomom. 8. Linda Hogan Linda Hogan as married to Hulk Hogan for many years. She has since dated a much younger man and made a mockery of herself. 9. Kourtney Kardashian Kourtney Kardashian has two kids. But she has exposed them often to Scott Disick. 10. Gwyneth Paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is as stuck up at they come. We feel pretty bad for her kids. 11. Brooke Mueller Brooke Mueller… yikes. She has been to rehab often and has twins with Charlie Sheen. Those poor twins.
AWKWARD ALERT! Kate Gosselin and 13-year old twins Mady and Cara appeared this morning on Today to discuss their recent People Magazine cover and how folks have the wrong impression of how their lives have been effed up by reality television. Except when Savanna Guthrie asked Mady what she wants to say about how she and her siblings are doing… the teenager pretty much ignored the question. Kate Gosselin Scolds Daughters “Mady, your words,” Kate told her child in a tone TLC viewers know well. “It’s your chance. Spit it out.” Seriously. It was beyond uncomfortable for all involved. Over the past few weeks, Jon Gosselin has gone back on the attack against his ex-wife. He has referred to her as exploitive, broke and greedy . “This is their chance to talk and this is the most wordless I’ve heard them all morning,” Kate said when Cara also remained silent this morning. “I don’t want to speak for them, but Mady go ahead . . that years later they’re good, they’re fine . . Go for it, Mady.” And the little girl finally did. “You just said it,” the teenager replied to a question directed to her sister, who was asked if they think people have the wrong impression of them. “I wouldn’t say wron. I would just say not the full story. A lot of people think that filming our show has damaged us, but it’s only really helped.” That didn’t sound rehearsed at all. These poor, poor kids.
Liz Jannetta is dating Jon Gosselin for some reason, and you can learn all about their relationship when they appear on the new season of VH1’s Couples Therapy . Some people never learn, do they? Jon Gosselin Returning to Reality TV Despite being vocal about the fact that he thinks reality TV has been bad for his family, and his kids have developmental problems as a result, here he is. On the couples counseling series, Jon will take the couch with his Liz Jannetta, a single mom of three who he’s been in a relationship with for awhile. Things have hit a rough patch, evidently, because they’re taking to VH1’s faux-therapist’s couch to work out their issues in totally effective fashion. While it would be better TV to watch him square off with Kate Gosselin (or even Hailey Glassman ), you can bet that his doomed marriage will come up. He’s extremely likely to embarrass her even more than he already has, which will likely be ratings gold for VH1, and make for some great gossip. Still, you have to wonder about Jon. After all his supposedly enlightened comments about enjoying the simpler, quieter life he leads now … this. Thou doth protest too much, Mr. Gosselin. These reality shows, much as he condemns them, clearly don’t prepare one for life in the real world. After having TLC foot the bill for years, Jon most recently found himself waiting tables to pay bills . Which is fine, and even commendable of him. Apparently he doesn’t see it that way, however, and is willing to go back to the well of being a douche on TV for a quick paycheck and 15 more minutes.
