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Genevieve Morton Busts Out Good!

Between the last set of bikini pictures from Genevieve Morton and now these, I think Hailey Clauson might have some serious competition for the title of the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Because these latest shots from my ex-Twitter girlfriend are making me remember all those great times we used to share together. You know, when she and I would send each other sweet nothings over Twitter, or at least her assistant or publicist would. Anyway, nowadays Genevieve just ignores my dumb jokes and propositions, which at first I thought meant we broke up, but now I’m thinking it means we must’ve taken things to the next level. Because that sounds an awful lot like marriage to me. I’d better run upstairs and tell my mom the good news.

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Hailey Clauson Is My New favorite Busty Blond

As you guys know, now that Helen Flanagan ‘s a redhead and Kate Upton ‘s, well, boring, I’ve been on the market for a new favorite busty blonde to obsess over lately. And after these shots of Hailey Clauson in the lastest issue of Flaunt , I’m officially ready to call it. So congrats Hailey, it’s a very prestigious title to have. And best of all, it comes with a lifetime of free motorboating sessions with yours truly. Now I know Helen and Kate never cashed theirs in, but just look where that got them.

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Hailey Clauson in Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG are pretty dialled in and just released their summer issue featuring a ton of babes, including Hailey Clauson , who you may know from being the 16 year old hipster model with big tits who sued a photographer and Urban Outfitters….because she has smart parents who understand how to make money off their sperm/egg/spawn… I know her as an up and coming model booking LINGERIE SHOOT on LINGERIE SHOOT on Lingerie Shoot and now this amazingness… I am a fan…at least today…tomorrow I may hate everything about it…that’s the beauty of being inconsistent, forgetful, angry, drunk, unstable, bipolar, etc…. SEE MORE HERE

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Hailey Clauson for Agent Provocateur of the Day

Hailey Clauson is one of my favorite new models, who has been at this hipster modelling for years, she even had a lawsuit against Urban Outfitters when she was 16, because it was either a cash grab or a way to get her name attached to an otherwise name-less suit…or maybe it was placed by Urban Outfitters, because if it wasn’t I can’t imagine any brand would ever touch the bitch, she’s a liability…but they are touching her, in ways I want o touch her, and she’s being shaped into a future Victoria’s Secret model…right now she’s just 19, but her tits are big enough, her drive is there, her face is interesting, and she’s doing campaigns for far more substantial lingerie brands like Agent Provocateur… Sure she may not be the hottest, the most interesting, and she may only have 5 minutes of fame, but I’m pretty fucking into it because it’s half naked…and/or in lingerie… She’s like the New Emily Ratajkowski, now that Emily is forgotten…these girls have a short lifespan, but at least in that lifetime…tits happen.

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Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Author Ever!

Here is my new favorite author Micaela Schaefer promoting her first book ‘Lieber nackt als gar keine Masche’. I have no clue what that means, but I know for a fact that not only is she the best dressed celebrity of all-time, she is by far the best self-promoter ever. I love this girl!

Micaela Schaefer Is The Best Author Ever!

Here is my new favorite author Micaela Schaefer promoting her first book ‘Lieber nackt als gar keine Masche’. I have no clue what that means, but I know for a fact that not only is she the best dressed celebrity of all-time, she is by far the best self-promoter ever. I love this girl!

Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Since I dug those shots of Hailey Clauson so much the last time (and I guess since you guys did too), here’s something even better: a sexy lingerie shoot the busty hottie did for Agent Provocateur’s spring line. So sorry Kate Upton , but I think you just officially lost your spot as the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Now, does anybody know Hailey’s email address? I’d love to take her out motorboating to celebrate.

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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Since I dug those shots of Hailey Clauson so much the last time (and I guess since you guys did too), here’s something even better: a sexy lingerie shoot the busty hottie did for Agent Provocateur’s spring line. So sorry Kate Upton , but I think you just officially lost your spot as the Tuna’s favorite busty blonde. Hey, don’t say I didn’t warn you. Now, does anybody know Hailey’s email address? I’d love to take her out motorboating to celebrate.

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Hailey Clauson In Sexy Lingerie Will Blow Your Mind

Hailey Clauson Will Blow Your Mind

Damn! I don’t know why this is only the first time I’m doing a post on her, but Hailey Clauson just might be my favorite new model after this super-busty photoshoot. What can I say? I guess I’ve got a thing for hotties posing in rundown trailer parks. Either way, looks like Kate Upton might wanna watch out, because now there’s a new busty blonde in my life. Oh, and if Hailey’s looking to pose on top of more garbage in the future, I’d love to have her over for a photoshoot at my place. I knew never cleaning up would eventually pay off someday. » view all 24 photos

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Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day

Kelly Monaco and her 37 year old Playboy model from the 90s tits, that have probably had a few upgrades since the 90s, forgot that it wasn’t the 90s anymore…and posted sexy pics of herself on the internet either hoping someone still cared, or because she doesn’t realize people don’t care, she’s still stuck in the 90s or what she calls the glory days, when she matters, because no one like to focus on a time when they are totally irrelevant…at least that’s my theory as over analyze a smutty instagram pic of an ex Playboy chick, because I’m pathetic.

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Kelly Monaco Suntanning Topless Like it was the 90s of the Day