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Hide Ya Kids: Rare Brazilian “Nutcracker” Fish That Likes Biting Balls Found Swimming In The River Seine

This fish is after your swimmers ! It’s a jungle out there and the wild is now spreading to cities. Via Daily Mail reports : A rare fish known for gnawing through men’s testicles while they are out swimming has been found in the River Seine in Paris. The sharped-tooth Pacu is a Piranha-style creature with a variety of nicknames, including ‘The Nutcracker’. Mainly found in steamy South American waters, it is known for gliding below male swimmers and taking a nibble out of their most sensitive organ, sometimes allegedly ripping it off and swallowing it. A fisherman in Paris called the river police when he reeled in the frightening looking fish, which can weigh as much as 25 kilos, last Friday morning. ‘He sent us an image of the picture through his smart phone and it turned out to be a Pacu,’ said a police spokesman. ‘It is a fish with a very dangerous bite!’ The Pacu, which is of Brazilian Indian origin, is technically a vegetarian, but tends to be attracted to male genitalia for unknown reasons. There have been unconfirmed reports of fishermen in Papua New Guinea having their manhoods ripped off by the fish. When one was found in Denmark last month, Copenhagen University professor Peter Rask Moller said: ‘All we suggested was that swimmers keep their pants on until we know if there are more of these fish out in our brackish waters.’ When Pacu turn up in strange places, it is usually because the owner of an exotic aquarium has dumped one. ‘Pacu are commonly kept in aquaria because they are fairly docile, but look like piranhas,’ Peter Moyle, a fish biologist, told the Los Angeles Times last month. ‘They grow quickly in captivity and, unlike goldfish, will outgrow aquaria, so owners release them into whatever pond they can find locally.’ The Seine is nowadays considered too dirty for swimming in, and police said that the chillier weather would soon ensure that fish like the Pacu would not survive. Yikes, sounds like it’s no longer safe to go swimming without a cup. WENN Continue reading

Hide Ya Kids: Lunch Lady Popped By One-Time For Chopping Down 17-Year-Old Boy As Slizzard Teens Watched

Damn shame . Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Minor Now the lunch ladies are phucking the students. According to Mail Online A lunch lady has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a teenage boy at a house party while others watched. Tonya Harris, 34, was taken into custody last week after allegedly throwing a party and providing alcohol for minors. The school employee is accused of sexual assault on a minor after having sex with the boy in front of others at her home in Meridian Ranch, Colorado. Harris, who works for Falcon School District 49, was arrested last week after authorities were alerted to the alleged assault last November. It is reported to have involved a teenage boy and another 20-year-old man, according to the Colorado Springs Gazette. Harris is being held at the El Paso County jail on two felony counts, sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor, according to the sheriff’s office. The incident was first brought to police in February but there was lack of evidence to make an arrest. A call to a confidential tip line led to Harris’s arrest. She is being held in lieu of $3,000 bail. SMH.

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Jesus Take The Wheel: 6-Year-Old Boy Found Bloody And Missing His Eyeballs After Being Attacked By Organ Traffickers In China

This is so sad… An innocent little boy got jacked for his eyeballs! Via Sky News reports : A six-year-old boy has had his eyes gouged out in an attack believed to have been carried out by an organ trafficker in China. The child was found covered in blood three to four hours after he went missing while playing outside, according to a television report. “He had blood all over his face. His eyelids were turned inside out. And inside, his eyeballs were not there,” his father told Shanxi Television. The boy was drugged and “lost consciousness” before the attacker removed his eyes, state broadcaster China Central Television (CCTV) said on its account on Sina Weibo, China’s version of Twitter. It was claimed that the boy’s eyes were found nearby but the corneas were missing. Police in Fenxi, in the northern province of Shanxi, have offered a 100,000 yuan (£10,500) reward for information leading to the arrest of the suspect, believed to be a woman. Pictures showed the heavily-bandaged child being taken from an operating theatre and being placed in a hospital bed as family members stood crying by his bedside. About 300,000 patients in China need transplants each year, but only about 10,000 people can get them due to a lack of donors, state media said. Seven people were jailed last year when a teenager sold a kidney for an illicit transplant operation and used the proceeds to buy an iPhone and iPad. Children’s organs are usually more expensive on the black market, an organ trafficker told Sina Internet news portal in 2010, as “most people think the younger the donor is, the better the quality of organs”. This is just crazy, and now this precious innocent life is scarred forever. We’re definitely praying over this one. YouTube Continue reading

Yuck Daddy! Sea Snail Egg Grew And Hatched Inside Of 4-Year-Old California Boy’s Knee

This is a real knee-jerker…. Snail Grew And Hatched In Boy’s Knee Via HuffPo reports: No one thinks that a live creature will emerge from a child’s everyday “owie.” But that’s just happened to 4-year-old Paul Franklin of Aliso Viejo, Calif. It started when he fell and cut his knee on a rock during a family vacation to the beach, the Orange County Register reports. When it became swollen, Paul’s mom, Rachael, took her son to urgent care, where the doctor said Paul had a staph infection. But after a course of antibiotics, the wound had not healed; in fact, Rachael noticed her son’s knee was turning black, CBS reports in the video above. Against a doctor’s recommendation, she squeezed the wound to drain it. A black snail shot out of her son’s knee. “He moved!” Rachael screamed, she recalled to the Register. “There’s a freakin’ little guy in there! Bubbles were coming up.” Paul’s father, Ken, believes his son must have fallen on a nest on that rock, forcing an egg into his knee, where it began gestating. Paul, whose knee is almost completely healed, has named the snail Turbo. This is the stuff of which nightmares – and cheesy Hollywood horror movies – are made. He even kept the damn thing! Continue reading

Shook Ones: Kanye West Buys Two $1 Million Bomb-Proof Military Armored SUVs To Protect Kimmy Cakes And Swirly Seed

Is Yeezus scurred? Kanye West Buys Bomb Proof Armored Trucks Via FanSided reports: I guess if you’re Kanye West, you have to protect baby North West by any means necessary, even if that requires you to plop down $2,000,000 bucks on two heavily armored SUV’s. Kanye, who’s been dealing with on again, off again problems with the paparazzi in recent weeks apparently wanted to make a statement and did so by purchasing two Dartz Prombron armored SUV’s from Latvia. They can retail for around $400,000, but the way Kanye has labeled his “North West Protection Mobiles” come to about $1 million each. While one of the rides is a ‘cheaper’ version (only about $800K or so) the more expensive of the two, the ‘Prombron Iron Diamond’ model (valued approximately at $1.2 million) is able to withstand attacks from landmines and rocket-propelled grenades, because that’s exactly what you need driving around the streets of Calabasas, California. You never know why you might run into the “Bieber”. The ‘cheaper’ version is essentially a spiced up version of what the President of the United States rolls around in. On the plus side, being the good husband he is, West has requested Dartz to expedite the shipping of the vehicles so baby momma Kim Kardashian can have one before Yeezus begins his US tour this October. Kanye has officially lost it. Maybe Taylor Swift fans still want him dead…. Continue reading

What The Hell? 10-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Forced Sex With 4-Year-Old Boy In Apartment Complex

Where were the parents ? Girl Arrested For Having Forced Sex With Student According to The NY Post A 10-year-old girl was arrested for the alleged forced sex of a 4-year-old boy in Houston, but the mother of girl says the incident was innocent. “She was just being a child, having fun and playing,” the mom told KHOU. “She didn’t know she was doing anything wrong.” The girl has been charged with having forced sex with the boy in their apartment complex, the mother said. Houston police confirmed the incident was reported in April and an arrest was made last week. “Me and my mom were crying and then she took me to the police car,” the 10-year-old girl said. “I didn’t want to get in.” Added her mom: “Just to see her looking through those bars screaming for me to get her out was a nightmare.” The girl was transported to a downtown juvenile justice complex, where she was fingerprinted, issued a jumpsuit and locked in a cell. She was there for four days before being released. With no attorney, activist Quanell X, the head of the New Black Panther party in Houston, has stepped in to defend her. “This was nothing more than inappropriate horseplay,” Quanell X said. “That’s what this was. That’s gone a little bit too far and criminalizing a 10-year-old child.” The girl’s mother would not say whether her daughter did actually commit a crime. If convicted, she would have to register as a sex offender. “I’m not saying that she didn’t,” the mom said. “I’m not saying she did, but she’s still a child.” Children do experiment and play. Maybe her possibly having to register as a sex offender and thrown in a cell is a little bit too much. Shutterstock

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What The Hell? 10-Year-Old Girl Arrested For Having Forced Sex With 4-Year-Old Boy In Apartment Complex

Where were the parents ? Girl Arrested For Having Forced Sex With Student According to The NY Post A 10-year-old girl was arrested for the alleged forced sex of a 4-year-old boy in Houston, but the mother of girl says the incident was innocent. “She was just being a child, having fun and playing,” the mom told KHOU. “She didn’t know she was doing anything wrong.” The girl has been charged with having forced sex with the boy in their apartment complex, the mother said. Houston police confirmed the incident was reported in April and an arrest was made last week. “Me and my mom were crying and then she took me to the police car,” the 10-year-old girl said. “I didn’t want to get in.” Added her mom: “Just to see her looking through those bars screaming for me to get her out was a nightmare.” The girl was transported to a downtown juvenile justice complex, where she was fingerprinted, issued a jumpsuit and locked in a cell. She was there for four days before being released. With no attorney, activist Quanell X, the head of the New Black Panther party in Houston, has stepped in to defend her. “This was nothing more than inappropriate horseplay,” Quanell X said. “That’s what this was. That’s gone a little bit too far and criminalizing a 10-year-old child.” The girl’s mother would not say whether her daughter did actually commit a crime. If convicted, she would have to register as a sex offender. “I’m not saying that she didn’t,” the mom said. “I’m not saying she did, but she’s still a child.” Children do experiment and play. Maybe her possibly having to register as a sex offender and thrown in a cell is a little bit too much. Shutterstock

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Hide Ya Kids: 33-Year-Old Catholic Teacher Popped By One-Time For Chopping Down 15-Year-Old Student

When will the teachers stop phucking the students? Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student According to Mail Online A former school worker arrested yesterday in Michigan for having an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old student has appeared in court. Abigail Marie Simon, 33, entered a not-guilty plea today to charges of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and accosting a minor for immoral purposes. Simon was fired from her position as a tutor and study hall supervisor at Catholic Central and West Catholic high schools in April after the boy’s mother found pictures of Simon in a garter belt on her son’s phone. Police also found text messages of a sexual nature between Simon and the boy and an arrest warrant was obtained this week. Simon allegedly had a sexual relationship with the student between February 1 and April 26 of this year at her former apartment in the 300 block of Bridge Street North West, in Grand Rapids. According the MLive.com, Grand Rapids Police Detective Amy Lowrie said that the alleged victim initially told police that he and Simon had sexual contact but then recanted his testimony. ‘Recently [he] has admitted that there was sexual contact again. And the text messages that were found in both of their phones support there was a sexual relationship.’ Simon was held at the Kent County Correctional Facility before the hearing today. Her attorney Michael Distel asked that she be released on a personal recognizance bond. Distel cited Simon’s clean record and supportive family and told the judge that she does not pose flight risk. The judge Patricia Schaefer noted that Simon has contacted the boy after being warned to stay away from him by police, and set her bail at $25,000. Simon posted bail this afternoon and is staying with her parents in Grand Blanc. Schaefer told Simon that she cannot contact the alleged victim or be within four blocks of him in any direction. A probable-cause hearing is August 23. SMH. Whoop her azz and put her underneath the jail.

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Hide Ya Kids: 33-Year-Old Catholic Teacher Popped By One-Time For Chopping Down 15-Year-Old Student

When will the teachers stop phucking the students? Teacher Arrested For Having Sex With Student According to Mail Online A former school worker arrested yesterday in Michigan for having an inappropriate relationship with a 15-year-old student has appeared in court. Abigail Marie Simon, 33, entered a not-guilty plea today to charges of first-degree criminal sexual conduct and accosting a minor for immoral purposes. Simon was fired from her position as a tutor and study hall supervisor at Catholic Central and West Catholic high schools in April after the boy’s mother found pictures of Simon in a garter belt on her son’s phone. Police also found text messages of a sexual nature between Simon and the boy and an arrest warrant was obtained this week. Simon allegedly had a sexual relationship with the student between February 1 and April 26 of this year at her former apartment in the 300 block of Bridge Street North West, in Grand Rapids. According the MLive.com, Grand Rapids Police Detective Amy Lowrie said that the alleged victim initially told police that he and Simon had sexual contact but then recanted his testimony. ‘Recently [he] has admitted that there was sexual contact again. And the text messages that were found in both of their phones support there was a sexual relationship.’ Simon was held at the Kent County Correctional Facility before the hearing today. Her attorney Michael Distel asked that she be released on a personal recognizance bond. Distel cited Simon’s clean record and supportive family and told the judge that she does not pose flight risk. The judge Patricia Schaefer noted that Simon has contacted the boy after being warned to stay away from him by police, and set her bail at $25,000. Simon posted bail this afternoon and is staying with her parents in Grand Blanc. Schaefer told Simon that she cannot contact the alleged victim or be within four blocks of him in any direction. A probable-cause hearing is August 23. SMH. Whoop her azz and put her underneath the jail.

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Divorce Drama: Usher Denies Being A Bad Bad And Calls Tameka An Ain’t Isht Mom After Demanding A Judge Strip Him Of Child Custody

Things are about to get ugly ! Usher Denies Tameka’s Claims He Is A Bad Father Via TMZ reports: Usher has denied every allegation his ex-wife has made in her motion to wrestle custody away from the singer in the wake of Usher Raymond V’s nearly fatal pool accident — he’s even denied she’s a good mom. In the docs — obtained by TMZ — Usher is not specific about what he’s denying … he just denies, denies, denies. Tameka Raymond made various allegations, including that Usher was an absentee parent for 85% of the month, that his aunt failed to properly supervise the boy at the swimming pool, and that he has said he’d prefer that the nanny raise his kids. Usher denied everything. And there’s this … Tameka claims she’s a capable mother. Usher denied that, too. The hearing is set for 2 PM ET. We’re in court, so stay tuned. Tameka complains Usher travels constantly and uses caregivers to watch the children rather than spending time with the boys himself. Via CNN reports: “Her concern is more about how he prefers to leave them with third-party caregivers, over her. She wants to be able to take care of the kids while he’s gone,” Kinley told CNN on Thursday. “It’s not about the money,” Kinley said. “Tameka still gets child support payments. She wants the kids to be with her, or with Usher. This pool incident, she says, brought the whole incident to a head, and was the impetus to file the emergency motion which will be heard Friday.” Tameka says her ex-husband is “not capable of providing daily care-giving and supervision for the minor children of the parties as petitioner is preparing to film a movie in Panama and has ongoing commitments that require his presence in Los Angeles, New York and various other cities for the Voice and his upcoming album. Raymond blames the swimming accident on “the negligence and failure to properly supervise” the children. Usher’s aunt was in charge of the children when the oldest son “suffered a near-death accident while left unsupervised in a swimming pool,” the motion contends. Usher is a very famous singer therefore he can’t always be home, that shouldn’t make him a negligent father. However, when you start losing kids like goldfish then it might be time to start taking into account their well-being a little more. We just hope these two can get it together for the kids!

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