The gloves came off last night at the final 2016 Presidential Debate . Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump didn’t even shake hands on arrival and didn’t shake hands when leaving. Like the last debate , Trump was mainly on the defensive and grasping at straws. Hillary seemed steadfast and sure while Trump came across as uninformed and bratty. Turn the pages for all the stuff…
The third and final presidential debate just wrapped up and it wasn’t a good look for Donald Trump. The Republican candidate desperately needed a win after seeing his campaign unravel before his eyes over the past few weeks, but walked off the debate stage with a big, fat L stamped on his forehead. A lot […]
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are currently expecting their fifth child , and that’s … great? Exciting? Something good? It’s kind of hard to say. Babies are wonderful and all, but Tori and Dean are not , and there are a lot of things about this pregnancy that just seem a little off. Take, for instance, the fact that Tori and Dean are incredibly in debt. They owe the government over $250,000 in taxes , and Tori was very recently sued for nearly $40,000 after failing to make her credit card payments. Throw in the general debt they’ve been in for years now, the debt they got from not working and living well beyond their means, and it seems like a miracle they’re able to care for the four children they already have. But sure, a fifth kid won’t be a big deal. Sounds like a great plan. And, according to this new report, that’s exactly what Tori’s pregnancy is: a plan . A source close to Tori and Dean told OK! magazine that the two of them planned the pregnancy “as a way to get back on their feet financially.” Adorably, the source added that “She’s gloating that she’s saved their family.” It makes sense, in a twisted sort of way. Tori could get interviews upon interviews with this pregnancy, and if she plays her cards right, she could even get another reality show. She’s no stranger to exploiting her family for cash and attention , so she’s just doing what she knows, we suppose. Oh, and speaking of Tori exploiting her family, the source also claims that she’s planning on hitting up her super rich mom for money as part of her master plan. Specifically, “Tori knows hat when it comes to her grandchildren, Candy will cough up the cash.” Candy must be so proud. And while all this totally makes sense, and while it’s very easy to imagine Tori planning on bringing a child into the world for monetary gain, she’s not admitting to it, at least not anytime soon. In her pregnancy announcement, she even opened by saying “It was a total surprise!” Tori is 43 years old, she’s the mother to four young children, and she still doesn’t get how pregnancy works? It’s all a little hard to believe. So yes, maybe she did get pregnant on purpose in hopes of getting a nice little payday. Or maybe it really was unplanned and she’s just prepared to take advantage of the situation going on in her uterus. Either way, here we are, in 2016, talking about Tori Spelling — she’s already won.
Farrah Abraham is delusional, frightening, woman-hating , and all sorts of upsetting to think about, but now she can add “bully” to her list, too. (If, you know, it wasn’t already there for some inane reason.) Farrah positively flipped on one of her employees at her Froco franchise, a manager by the name of Kiana, and it … it was really uncomfortable. There’s nothing like being fired, for one, but there’s also probably nothing like being fired by Farrah Abraham, all while being filmed. Check out the video: Farrah Abraham Goes OFF on Froco Employee In the clip, Farrah disciplined Kiana and said: “You need to be more in touch with yourself to know, ‘Hey, is this something I am going to get frustrated with,’ ‘Can I do this?’ ” “You neeed to be allowing to open yourself up to be like, ‘How can I do this different, because what I’m trying is not working,’ ” she nonsensically spat. When the teen tried to defend herself, Farrah spoke over her and said, “Kiana, how am I supposed to have a manager here who cannot simply open things, clean up after themselves, figure things out?” The employee – again – tried to reason with Farrah, but you can’t reason with one who has no reason, much like you can’t reason with a piece of plastic. Naturally, Abraham got all fired up, told the girl to turn in her uniform, and that she was “severancing” their relationship. Perhaps Farrah should head back to the ol’ grammar school (or charm school?) before she reams someone’s ass out. That would be a good lesson all the time, but especially when it comes to cleaning out a damn frozen yogurt machine. Damn. Farrah might have better sense in not bullying those “beneath” her, as her daughter, Sophia, is often the butt of abuse on social media. Recently, seven-year-old Sophia was targeted on Instagram for having the bad sense to have kid teeth without braces. Yes, the younger Abraham was called ugly, as well as referred to as a “gremlin” by hateful commenters. Just sickening. Is this the kind of world we live in nowadays? View Slideshow: 35 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time If anything, you’d think the 25-year-old would be a little kinder and more accommodating to those choosing to be affiliated with her. It’s not like she has this great brand outside of pornography or anything. But then again, it’s not like she has self-awareness either. That’s Farah Abraham for you.
Farrah Abraham is delusional, frightening, woman-hating , and all sorts of upsetting to think about, but now she can add “bully” to her list, too. (If, you know, it wasn’t already there for some inane reason.) Farrah positively flipped on one of her employees at her Froco franchise, a manager by the name of Kiana, and it … it was really uncomfortable. There’s nothing like being fired, for one, but there’s also probably nothing like being fired by Farrah Abraham, all while being filmed. Check out the video: Farrah Abraham Goes OFF on Froco Employee In the clip, Farrah disciplined Kiana and said: “You need to be more in touch with yourself to know, ‘Hey, is this something I am going to get frustrated with,’ ‘Can I do this?’ ” “You neeed to be allowing to open yourself up to be like, ‘How can I do this different, because what I’m trying is not working,’ ” she nonsensically spat. When the teen tried to defend herself, Farrah spoke over her and said, “Kiana, how am I supposed to have a manager here who cannot simply open things, clean up after themselves, figure things out?” The employee – again – tried to reason with Farrah, but you can’t reason with one who has no reason, much like you can’t reason with a piece of plastic. Naturally, Abraham got all fired up, told the girl to turn in her uniform, and that she was “severancing” their relationship. Perhaps Farrah should head back to the ol’ grammar school (or charm school?) before she reams someone’s ass out. That would be a good lesson all the time, but especially when it comes to cleaning out a damn frozen yogurt machine. Damn. Farrah might have better sense in not bullying those “beneath” her, as her daughter, Sophia, is often the butt of abuse on social media. Recently, seven-year-old Sophia was targeted on Instagram for having the bad sense to have kid teeth without braces. Yes, the younger Abraham was called ugly, as well as referred to as a “gremlin” by hateful commenters. Just sickening. Is this the kind of world we live in nowadays? View Slideshow: 35 Dumbest Farrah Abraham Quotes of All Time If anything, you’d think the 25-year-old would be a little kinder and more accommodating to those choosing to be affiliated with her. It’s not like she has this great brand outside of pornography or anything. But then again, it’s not like she has self-awareness either. That’s Farah Abraham for you.
At 9 pm EST tonight, Donald Trump will square off with Hillary Clinton for the third, and thankfully final, presidential debate. At this point, these things are like dentist appointments: We all agree they’re necessary, but they can be intensely painful experiences. Anyway, Trump got trounced in the first debate , and rather than redeeming himself in round two as his supporters had hoped, he arguably made an even bigger mess of his second clash with Clinton. Have you ever seen a 70-year-old man crash from an epic coke high in a televised town hall setting? We have, and it was ugly. Anyway, with less than three weeks remaining until the election, this may be Trump’s last chance to shift the momentum in his favor. So naturally, the real estate mogul/anthropomorphic Flamin’ Hot Cheeto is pulling out all the stops. Sources say he’s boning up on tonight’s topics, such as the national debt; he’s participating in mock debates; and of course, he’s … inviting President Obama’s half-brother?! Yes, in the sort of move that kind of makes you wonder if he’s participated in some sort of Freaky Friday mind-swap with a petulant toddler, Trump is attempting to psych Hillary out by making Malik Obama his guest of honor. If you’re wondering about the reasoning behind the decision, as far as we can tell, there isn’t any. It’s true that Malik supports Trump, but it’s not like he’s Hillary’s half-brother. We’re sure lots of politicians have relatives who are diametrically opposed to them ideologically. Is that the point Trump is making here? That’s not a rhetorical question; we’re legitimately confused. Not surprisingly, Trump didn’t offer much in the way of insight when he was asked about his decision during a recent press conference: “I look very much forward to meeting and being with Malik,” Trump said, sounding very much like he and the 58-year-old recently arranged a smash session on Tinder. “He gets it far better than his brother.” “I’m excited to be at the debate. Trump can make America great again,” Malik told reporters. Asked about the allegations that Trump sexually assaulted as many as a dozen women, Malik – a Kenyan-born American citizen – trotted out the lame-ass Cosby defense: “I don’t believe them,” Obama said. “Why didn’t they come forward before?” Well, he’s certainly delusional enough to be a Trump supporter! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Inviting the President’s half-brother seems like kind of a pointless stunt, but who knows? Maybe the sight of Malik sitting in the crowd will somehow sway every undecided voter in the country and a few million Hillary supporters over to Trump’s side. Then, when Trump gets elected on the strength of the Malik bounce, the whole country can groan a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!”
At 9 pm EST tonight, Donald Trump will square off with Hillary Clinton for the third, and thankfully final, presidential debate. At this point, these things are like dentist appointments: We all agree they’re necessary, but they can be intensely painful experiences. Anyway, Trump got trounced in the first debate , and rather than redeeming himself in round two as his supporters had hoped, he arguably made an even bigger mess of his second clash with Clinton. Have you ever seen a 70-year-old man crash from an epic coke high in a televised town hall setting? We have, and it was ugly. Anyway, with less than three weeks remaining until the election, this may be Trump’s last chance to shift the momentum in his favor. So naturally, the real estate mogul/anthropomorphic Flamin’ Hot Cheeto is pulling out all the stops. Sources say he’s boning up on tonight’s topics, such as the national debt; he’s participating in mock debates; and of course, he’s … inviting President Obama’s half-brother?! Yes, in the sort of move that kind of makes you wonder if he’s participated in some sort of Freaky Friday mind-swap with a petulant toddler, Trump is attempting to psych Hillary out by making Malik Obama his guest of honor. If you’re wondering about the reasoning behind the decision, as far as we can tell, there isn’t any. It’s true that Malik supports Trump, but it’s not like he’s Hillary’s half-brother. We’re sure lots of politicians have relatives who are diametrically opposed to them ideologically. Is that the point Trump is making here? That’s not a rhetorical question; we’re legitimately confused. Not surprisingly, Trump didn’t offer much in the way of insight when he was asked about his decision during a recent press conference: “I look very much forward to meeting and being with Malik,” Trump said, sounding very much like he and the 58-year-old recently arranged a smash session on Tinder. “He gets it far better than his brother.” “I’m excited to be at the debate. Trump can make America great again,” Malik told reporters. Asked about the allegations that Trump sexually assaulted as many as a dozen women, Malik – a Kenyan-born American citizen – trotted out the lame-ass Cosby defense: “I don’t believe them,” Obama said. “Why didn’t they come forward before?” Well, he’s certainly delusional enough to be a Trump supporter! View Slideshow: 19 Things Donald Trump Has Actually Said While Running for President Inviting the President’s half-brother seems like kind of a pointless stunt, but who knows? Maybe the sight of Malik sitting in the crowd will somehow sway every undecided voter in the country and a few million Hillary supporters over to Trump’s side. Then, when Trump gets elected on the strength of the Malik bounce, the whole country can groan a sarcastic, “Thanks, Obama!”
That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna
That’s it! It’s over! We can hand Hillary Clinton the Presidential election now! Because she destroyed Donald Trump at the first debate? Because a video surfaced of Trump saying he likes to grab the pussy of any woman he chooses? No. Well… yes. Yes for all of those reasons. But we can mostly hand the Presidential election to Hillary Clinton now because Madonna opened for Amy Schumer at Madison Square Garden last night. And before turning the stage over to the beloved comedian, the legendary singer made a promise to the crowd. She specifically made a promise to every man in the crowd (or not in the crowd, we presume) who casts his vote on November 8 for Clinton. Simply put, Madonna said she will go down on you. She didn’t sugarcoat this. She didn’t beat around any bushes or imply this. She very straightforwardly came out and said the following: “One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy: If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job,” Madonna said prior to bringing out Schumer. Wait… what? For real? Will she put any effort into it to make it worthwhile? Of course! This is Madonna! She takes her sex acts very seriously! “I’m good. I’m good,” she assured attendees. “I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact.” Oh, and one more thing, the 58-year-old said: “I do swallow.” Check out the video posted above to hear these words come out of Madonna’s mouth… just in case you needed one more reason to do the right thing, fellas. Schumer, of course, is a huge Hillary Clinton supporter herself. She got into some trouble last weekend during a show in Florida when she asked a Trump voter to come up on stage and explain himself. Soon after this man sat down, Schumer laid into Trump (hard!), earning a negative reaction from the crowd that included many people actually walking out of the venue. Watch the awkward incident take place below: Amy Schumer vs. Trump Supporters! But Schumer used this as an opportunity to just be hilarious and biting, reading an open letter to these Tampa fans during last night’s performance. “Dearest Tampa, I’m sorry you didn’t want me, a comedian who talks about what she believes in, to mention the biggest thing going on in our country right now,” Schumer said on stage, adding: “How could I think it was OK to spend five minutes having a peaceful conversation with someone with different views? “After the show, I want you to know that I will go straight to a rehab facility that will teach me how to make all people happy. “Both the rich, entitled, white people who are gonna vote for him and the very poor people – who’ve been tricked into it! “And Tampa, I’m so sorry. I shouldn’t have said that he was an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster. Shouldn’t have said that. “I will never again say that he is an orange, sexual-assaulting, fake-college-starting monster!” But anyway, back to Madonna real quick: we’re voting for Hillary Clinton. Just saying. View Slideshow: 10 Controversial Photos of Madonna
Charles Barkley has a unique outlook on the black community , but he may be making a good point in this interview here. When asked about who he is voting for, Charles decided to open his big mouth and spew out some general sentiments many of the black population feel. Chas says the Donald is divisive and bigoted, but Hillary is only a glimpse above being good enough as well.
