As you guys know, I try to stay away from any of that celebrity gossip crap and stick to what’s really important (celebrity bikini pictures), but this time it’s about one of my favorite hotties, Bella Thorne . According to my sources, confirmed loser/dbag
Every so often, I like to find us all a new hot nobody to drool over, and here’s my latest discovery: Linda Loo . Now, I don’t know a lot about her, besides the fact that her Instagram is a pants fire waiting to happen, and I don’t know why, but there’s just something so sexy about a picture of a leggy hottie doing a jigsaw puzzle. Actually, it probably has to do with the hottie. Since I couldn’t care less about the puzzle. Enjoy!
I know I like to make fun of Kylie Jenner for being a teenage old lady, but I’ve got to give credit where credit’s due, I think she finally found the perfect gig: no, not trying to lock down 20-something sugar daddies. Modeling sunglasses. Because apparently when you hide Kylie’s face, you pay more attention to the rest of her. I know it’s 90% plastic, but for some reason, I don’t seem to mind. » view all 17 photos
I’ve got some good news and some bad even better news for you perverts: first off, I’ve got another round of Victoria Justice bikini pictures that I creeped borrowed from her Snapchat for you guys today. And even better, this time there’s no dudes screwing up the view . I’d call that a win-win. Enjoy!
It’s a good thing I’m so good at pretending things I don’t like don’t exist, because I’m going to need it for this latest round of Snapchats from Victoria Justice . So instead of focusing on the lucky bastard spending a day at the beach taking selfies with one of my favorite hotties, I’m just going to focus on all the bikini goodness. Feel free to try it out for yourself. It really works.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.
Looks like Emily Ratajkowski is still hard at work taking a bikini vacation on someone else’s yacht. And apparently they even let her bring a few friends along. Anyway, I can’t really tell how hot any of them are, partly because my eyes are shot from all these years of blogging, and partly because I can’t take them off Emily’s perfect booty. Either way though, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
I know I like to rag on all the so-called men’s mags out there and point out how their photoshoots aren’t even half as hot as the ones from the fashion mags these days, but according to my sources, this pants-melting bikini shoot from one of my favorite Insta-hotties Bryana Holly is for Maxim Australia ‘s July issue. And I take it all back. Maybe it’s just American men’s mags that suck. Good to know!