Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staffers look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made the last seven days some of the craziest all year. If you don’t already, FOLLOW THG on Twitter , Google+ and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Every day, week and year, let us be your celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : Rudy Eugene Attack on Ronald Poppo Reports of a zombie apocalypse (above) surfaced in Miami. Why? Rudy Eugene , possibly high on bath salts , ate a man’s FACE. Astonishingly, Ronald Poppo survived the 18-minute attack. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be moving in together! Jessica Simpson’s baby made her public magazine cover debut. Chris Hayes apologized after saying war dead aren’t heroes. A jury found John Edwards not guilty . Justin Bieber Fans Flip Out in Norway Justin Bieber fans absolutely flipped out as his tour rolled into Norway. Bieber himself suffered a concussion after being KO’d by a glass wall. He was also accused of battery by a photographer who’s likely lying. Arie Luyendyk, Jr. , has emerged as a favorite on The Bachelorette. How will he do? Check out these Bachelorette spoilers and see. Kalon McMahon ? That guy’s just kind of a douche. Madonna Covers Born This Way Madonna covered Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” … but was it a diss? Jessica Sanchez kinda got screwed by her American Idol contract. Beyonce’s weight loss was revealed: 60 pounds since January! Kelly Clarkson’s weight loss : 30 pounds, but with no baby. This Michael Jackson letter to Lisa Marie Presley surfaced. Lindsay Lohan still owes a tanning salon a lot . Kathie Lee Gifford Interview with Martin Short Kathie Lee Gifford asked Martin Short how his (dead) wife is doing (above). Ridiculously Photogenic Girl lost 60% of her lung, but won our hearts. Should military moms breastfeeding in uniform be celebrated? Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd are dating. Christina Marinoni and Cynthia Nixon got married. Keira Knightley got engaged to James Righton . Kid Sings ‘Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven’ This kid’s anti-gay song in church drew applause there, outcry elsewhere. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are NOT reconciling, despite rumors. Charlie Sheen is partying like a rock star warlock madman again. Brooke Mueller is back in rehab after temporarily joining her ex. Lolo Jones and Tim Tebow really should get together if you ask us. Lil Wayne is officially even more of a moron than we even knew. Someone awesome made a best-of “Call Me Maybe” lip dubs video: Call Me Maybe Lip Dub What was the highlight of the week for you? Did we leave anything out?
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THG Week in Review: Zombie Apocalypse, Bieber Bedlam & More!
