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Pete Davidson: I’m Sorry I’m Such a Jackass, OK?!

So a lot of people haven't been too into Pete Davidson lately. Well, a lot of people haven't been into Pete Davidson for a long time, but let's just focus on what's been going on lately, OK? His breakup with Ariana Grande has quite a bit to do with this — she has a lot of really hardcore fans, and they're not happy with him right now. But even besides all the Ariana drama, he's gotten a ton of backlash for some jokes he made about Dan Crenshaw last week on Saturday Night Live. In case you missed this story and also don't keep up with politics, Dan Crenshaw is a Congressman-elect from Texas. He's also a veteran who wears an eye patch because his eye was destroyed in combat. Last week during the Weekend Update segment, Pete was mocking the appearance of several candidates in the midterm elections. And when Crenshaw came up, he said that he looked like “a hit man in a porno movie.” “I'm sorry,” he continued, “I know he lost his eye in war or whatever. Whatever.” Except to many people, it was not whatever. Pete got a whole lot of hate for his comment, which was definitely fair. As Crenshaw himself tweeted, SNL should recognize “that vets don't deserve to see their wounds used as punchlines for bad jokes.” It was honestly a pretty big controversy last week. So what about this week?! Pete showed up on Weekend Update once again, this time to apologize. “I mean this from the bottom of my heart,” he explained, “it was a poor choice of words.” “The man is a war hero and he deserves all the respect in the world, and if any good came of this, maybe it was that for one day the left and the right came together to agree on something: that I'm a dick .” At that point, Dan Crenshaw showed up and asked “You think?” Pete apologized directly to him, and he accepted it — it was a genuinely nice moment. But then Crenshaw's phone started ringing with an Ariana Grande song as his ringtone. And that's when things got beautiful. The song played for a bit, and then Pete told him that to get him back for what he said during the last episode, he could check out a picture of him and mock his appearance. When they pulled up a photo of Pete, Crenshaw said that he looked like “if the meth from Breaking Bad was a person.” Next, he said he looked like “a troll doll with a tapeworm,” and then “Martin Short from Santa Clause 3.” For that one, he added that “one of those people was good on SNL,” meaning Martin Short, obviously. To wrap things up, Crenshaw gave a serious message about what this whole scandal could teach us all — how important it is to respect veterans. And at the end of the video, when the audience was applauding, you can hear Pete lean in and tell him “you're a good man.” So everything's been settled, right? Is Pete likable yet? Check out the video below to see the whole thing for yourself, and let us know your thoughts:

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Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day

Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain… From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts… I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud. Here’s a butt shot.. The post Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day

Madison Beer is the beer I’d like to drink aggressively, all dripping down my face, on a hot summer day, not because she’s that hot, but because she’s got big young tits, that Beiber recruited after her mom whored her out, and there’s something magical and amazing about that… Interestingly enough, she is in MUSKOKA Canada, up on some LAKE JOSEPH shit, which for Toronto rich people with mansions, and Martin Short, must be excting…a little young social media famous, pussy filled by a BECKHAM, on their humble rich person LAKE…all because Drake has a music festival this weekend…and the pussy needs to follow the trends for fear of being irrelevant, or maybe she’s hosting a club night or something…all exciting for her, when really we just care about the bikini pics.. AND for the RECORD…I have no idea why I know why these SOCIAL media sluts are in canada…but I guess I’m dialed in, like a creepy pervert should be, without even really realizing it, it’s just innate creeping or some shit….and funny considering I barely troll social media, I’m more into getting nudes from fatties on tinder… I wish I was more the SCUBA STEVE creeper underwater by the cottage she’s at…it would just make me feel like I have passion and purpose, when really I don’t care about anything that much, especially not Madison beer, who I didn’t even know who she was a few weeks ago, and even knowing who she is doesn’t excite me….. But the good news is she’s out there whoring her tits like all other girls – so that we don’t need to creep…it’s convenient this young slut behavior we should all encourage and appreciate…so that we get the content we need without leaving our couches and/or getting arrested! The post Madison Beer in a Bikini in Canada of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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SNL Opens with Children’s Choir, Honors Connecticut Shooting Victims

Martin Short hosted. Paul McCartney performed. And Tom Hanks, Alec Baldwin, Samuel L. Jackson and Tina Fey all made cameos. But the New York Children’s Choir stole the show at Saturday Night Live this weekend, as it opened the program with a beautiful rendition of “Silent Night.” The move was made in honor of the Connecticut shooting victims who died at the incomprehensible hands of Adam Lanza . Watch the moving gesture now: SNL Childen’s Choir Opening

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Kathie Lee Gifford to Parents of Drug Addicts: You’re FAILURES!

Kathie Lee Gifford is facing some heavy criticism from fans after strongly implying to Family Circle magazine that parents of drug addicts are failures. The quote in question, from her recent interview: “I’m not a perfect mom, but my kids haven’t been arrested, in rehab or kicked out of school, so I must be doing something right!” Her implication, intentionally are not, is that the parents of kids who have been arrested, in rehab or kicked out of school are not doing it right. Many of Kathie Lee Gifford’s fans are, predictably, far from pleased and telling her off as a result, posting blistering rebukes on her Facebook page. “Well Kathy, here is a pic of my little brother who we lost at the age of 33 yrs old due to a DISEASE called DRUG ADDICTION,” wrote one fan. “I find it funny we were both raised by the same woman called MOM … I am NOT an ADDICT and NEVER was … Poor parenting?? Gimme a break.” Another went right after the talk show host, saying: “Shame on you Kathie Lee Gifford, shame on you. You are a thoughtless human being.” “You know the first thing they teach in counseling for loved ones of addicts? The three C’s; you DIDN’T cause it, you CAN’T cure it, and you CAN’T control it.” “Poor parenting?? I’m glad you never had to face any of your babies drowning in a disease they could not be cured from.” And on and on and on. Kathie Lee – who also made news recently for asking Martin Short about his late wife – may not have meant to suggest this about all parents of troubled children, but she nonetheless did, and she’s hearing about it. What do you think of Gifford’s controversial comments?

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Frankenweenie Trailer Resurrects Tim Burton’s Short Film

They say it is good to get a child a pet because its mortality will acclimate the youngster to the concept of death. Clearly Tim Burton never saw it that way. Frankenweenie , the much beloved cult short that, ostensibly, got him fired from Disney in the 1980s, is back with a feature length 3D IMAX release from Disney this autumn. Yeah, there had to’ve been a li’l victory dance at Chez Burton on that one. The studio’s marketing is revving up in earnest, announcing a Comic-Con panel and its world premiere at Austin’s genre-friendly Fantastic Fest’s opening night on September 20th. The trailer offers two-and-a-half minutes of the expected Edward Gorey-by-way-of Brooklyn Renegade Craft Fair that, as I’m sure you are well aware, has no small share of its fans. One of the more interesting things about the upcoming film will be doing a compare and contrast on the voice talent versus the short. Shelly Duvall is now Catherine O’Hara? But I love them both! Daniel Stern switched for Martin Short? Don’t make me choose! The great Paul Bartel was a voice in the original, but, alas, his death in 2000 makes it impossible for him to join this time. Unless… is there a way, you think, to resurrect idiosyncratic character actors? The film, of course, looks terrific, though I’m curious to see if the Burton schtick is enough to get kids – normal kids – to overcome their natural disinclination for black & white. With the financial windfall Burton handed Disney with Alice in Wonderland (as Warner Bros. scratches its head over Dark Shadows ) and the licensing juggernaut that is The Nightmare Before Christmas , I’m sure they were more than happy to throw the director a bone (zing!) on what was, I’m surmising, a not terribly expensive production. Either way, Frankenweenie looks like the only movie on the horizon that will be appropriate to watch while both in your jammies and drinking absinthe.

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THG Week in Review: Zombie Apocalypse, Bieber Bedlam & More!

Welcome to THG’s Week in Review! Below, our staffers look back at the stories, stars and scandals that made the last seven days some of the craziest all year. If you don’t already, FOLLOW THG on Twitter , Google+ and Facebook for 24/7/365 news. Every day, week and year, let us be your celebrity gossip source! Now, a rundown of the week that was at The Hollywood Gossip : Rudy Eugene Attack on Ronald Poppo Reports of a zombie apocalypse (above) surfaced in Miami. Why? Rudy Eugene , possibly high on bath salts , ate a man’s FACE. Astonishingly, Ronald Poppo survived the 18-minute attack. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may be moving in together! Jessica Simpson’s baby made her public magazine cover debut. Chris Hayes apologized after saying war dead aren’t heroes. A jury found John Edwards not guilty . Justin Bieber Fans Flip Out in Norway Justin Bieber fans absolutely flipped out as his tour rolled into Norway. Bieber himself suffered a concussion after being KO’d by a glass wall. He was also accused of battery by a photographer who’s likely lying. Arie Luyendyk, Jr. , has emerged as a favorite on The Bachelorette. How will he do? Check out these Bachelorette spoilers and see. Kalon McMahon ? That guy’s just kind of a douche. Madonna Covers Born This Way Madonna covered Lady Gaga’s “Born This Way” … but was it a diss? Jessica Sanchez kinda got screwed by her American Idol contract. Beyonce’s weight loss was revealed: 60 pounds since January! Kelly Clarkson’s weight loss : 30 pounds, but with no baby. This Michael Jackson letter to Lisa Marie Presley surfaced. Lindsay Lohan still owes a tanning salon a lot . Kathie Lee Gifford Interview with Martin Short Kathie Lee Gifford asked Martin Short how his (dead) wife is doing (above). Ridiculously Photogenic Girl lost 60% of her lung, but won our hearts. Should military moms breastfeeding in uniform be celebrated? Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Peta Murgatroyd are dating. Christina Marinoni and Cynthia Nixon got married. Keira Knightley got engaged to James Righton . Kid Sings ‘Ain’t No Homos Gonna Make It To Heaven’ This kid’s anti-gay song in church drew applause there, outcry elsewhere. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are NOT reconciling, despite rumors. Charlie Sheen is partying like a rock star warlock madman again. Brooke Mueller is back in rehab after temporarily joining her ex. Lolo Jones and Tim Tebow really should get together if you ask us. Lil Wayne is officially even more of a moron than we even knew. Someone awesome made a best-of “Call Me Maybe” lip dubs video: Call Me Maybe Lip Dub What was the highlight of the week for you? Did we leave anything out?

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In White Folks News: Martin Short Forgives Kathie Lee Gifford For Going On And On About His Wife… Who Has Been Dead For Over A Year!

To err is human, to forgive DIVINE!!! Martin Short gets major kudos for not being upset about Kathie Lee Gifford dragging him down a likely painful memory lane this week. Martin Short isn’t one to hold a grudge. The actor, 62, says he understands that Today show host Kathie Lee Gifford didn’t intend to offend during his Wednesday appearance on the show with her questions about his wife, Nancy Dolman–who passed away in 2010 from ovarian cancer. “You and Nancy have one of the greatest marriages of anybody in show business,” Gifford said. “How many years for you guys now?” “We . . . married 36 years,” Short replied. “But you’re still in love!” the host exclaimed. “Madly in love,” he answered. “Madly in love.” During a commercial break, Gifford learned of her cringe-worthy gaffe and apologized on-air. “Martin just told me as he was leaving, he said, ‘Kathie, you probably didn’t know,’ but his beautiful, precious wife Nancy did pass away a year and a half ago . . . I feel so badly,” the remorseful Gifford told viewers. On Thursday, Short spoke to E! News about the awkward exchange–and made it clear he doesn’t hold it against Gifford. “I think that it’s live television and people make mistakes and there’s no ill will intended,” the Madagascar 3: Europe’s Most Wanted star shared. “And I think it’s nice to aspire to be that way.” At least he’s understanding about it. Hopefully she’s also learned from her error and will do better research before embarrassing herself like that again. Source WENN/YouTube

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Ewan McGregor visits "Live! with Kelly"

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Ewan McGregor visited “Live! with Kelly” this morning in New York and took time to sign some autographs for fans. Later, on the show, Ewan and guest host Martin Short talked about whether or not they cover their ‘manhood’ during nude scenes…Ewan doesnt!!! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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Cameron Mathison visits Good Morning America

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Cameron Mathison visited Good Morning America and played with the cutest dogs! Huskies!!! “Like” us on Facebook @ facebook.com

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