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Jennifer Lopez: Casper’s Way Better at Sex Than Marc Anthony!

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart have been a thing for close to five years now, and we may now know the secret to their happy relationship. When it comes to sex, Casper totally rocks Jen’s world. In a recent interview with W magazine, J. Lo gave her beau some props – and kinda dissed her ex-husband Marc Anthony in the process. “Last time I was here, they asked me who is better in bed — dancers, musicians, or actors? I said, ‘Dancers!’ ” she revealed. Casper, of course, is a dancer, and Jennifer apparently thinks he delivers some impressive moves while performing the horizontal mambo. “Musicians are too self-absorbed,” she added. “They are too concerned with themselves to be great in bed.” DOH. Need we remind you that Marc is a singer? Guess he didn’t have his lady hitting the high notes in the boudoir. Jennifer and Marc split in 2011 after 10 years of marriage. The couple share custody of their twins, Max and Emme, 8. Casper and J. Lo reportedly broke up in 2014, but insiders claimed the couple were faking the breakup for publicity purposes.  (So tempted to insert a joke about Jennifer faking it, but I’ll refrain.) Whatever the case, the two appear to be going strong now.

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Shop Closed: Lamar Odom’s Ex Liza Hasn’t Let Anyone Chop Her Down Since They Broke Up…And He’s The Only One She’s EVER Smashed!

Wait, what??? Lamar Odom’s Ex Liza Morales Says She Hasn’t Had Sex Since Break Up Via RadarOnline Lamar Odom is happily married to Khloe Kardashian but his ex-fiancée and baby mama Liza Morales hasn’t found love again and in a new reality show she admits that she hasn’t had sex with anyone since they broke up! Starter Wives will air on TLC and RadarOnline.com has an exclusive sneak peek of the outrageous six women who used to be married to or dated famous guys, from athletes to rappers, and shows how they’re coping since the end of their high-profile relationships. Liza revealed the shocking news to the other women that not only has she not had sex since she and Lamar split, but that he’s the only man she’s every slept with! “Oh I did not know Liza was a Lamar virgin,” Monica Joseph-Taylor, the soon to be ex-wife of Aston “Funkmaster Flex” Taylor, says about her friend. “I knew she hadn’t been with anyone AFTER Lamar but I didn’t know she hadn’t been with anyone BEFORE Lamar!” Wait, Lamar is the sole controller of that kitty?? Liza, who has a daughter named Destiny and a son named Lamar Jr. with the Los Angeles Clippers star, explains that she started dating him when she was a young teenager. “I’ve known him since I was 14 was with him since we was 16,” she said about their dating timeline. “We were childhood sweethearts!” Khloe and Lamar tied the knot in Sep. 2009, and Liza than admitted that since she split with him she hasn’t been intimate with anyone else. “It will be four years since I’ve had sex.” Ladies, could you go four YEARS without doing the horizontal boogie? Image via E!/Twitter

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Movie Nudity Report: Looper [VIDEO]

There’s only one movie this week that’s both new and nude, but based on the buzz surrounding Looper (2012) after preview screenings at Toronto and Fantastic Fest, it’s the only movie you’ll need. Piper Perabo breaks a ten-year nude drought as a showgirl who does the horizontal tango with star Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24 minutes in, and trust us– when it comes out on DVD, we’ll be looping this one. Extensively. More after the jump!

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Movie Nudity Report: Looper [VIDEO]

Movie Nudity Report: Looper [VIDEO]

There’s only one movie this week that’s both new and nude, but based on the buzz surrounding Looper (2012) after preview screenings at Toronto and Fantastic Fest, it’s the only movie you’ll need. Piper Perabo breaks a ten-year nude drought as a showgirl who does the horizontal tango with star Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24 minutes in, and trust us– when it comes out on DVD, we’ll be looping this one. Extensively. More after the jump!

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Some Random Patriotic Ridiculousness: Man Transforms Himself Into Human Flag

Man Transforms Himself Into Human Flag Just in time for Independence Day. A Taiwanese man is about to embark on a six-month world tour during which he’ll repeatedly transform himself into a human flag, reports ITN. He first began the stunt at train stations around Taiwan last year. Known as the “Taiwan Floatman,” the 29-year-old balances on poles while sporting a t-shirt printed with the Taiwan flag and the word “Taiwan” shaved into his head. To capture his patriotic move, his partner takes photos of him holding the horizontal position. According to the International Business Times, the cyclist says he plans to spread the word about Taiwan as he visits countries around the world. Happy Fourth of July. Source Image via Youtube

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Comedienne Elizabeth Banks Finds Sex "Horrifyingly Embarrasing"

All Elizabeth Banks had to do to make her name as a comedienne was appear in the cult hit Wet Hot American Summer (2001). Fridge humping, anyone? But since then, she’s rounded out her resume with roles in The 40-year-Old Virgin (2005), Role Models (2008), and Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008), making her officially one of the filthiest funny ladies working today. But despite her raunchy rep, Elizabeth tells Esquire magazine that she’s still mortified by the horizontal tango: “I mean, let’s be honest: It’s a very primal thing that you’re doing and it involves, you know – it’s what they call bumping uglies, which sort of puts it in the right place. It’s a horrifyingly embarrassing act. It’s the most vulnerable you can be as a person, I think.” That isn’t to say she won’t mine that embarrassment for comedy: “I am never embarrassed by something that makes people laugh,” she says about her kinky character in The 40-Year-Old-Virgin . See all the sexiest moments from Elizabeth Banks – including her nip slip in Sexual Life (2005)- right here on MrSkin.com!

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CoCo Austin’s Massive White Booty

If you like big boobs, even bigger asses and awkward camel toes, you’re going to love these pictures of Ice-T’s wife CoCo Austin . Yesterday I had pictures of her big fat boobies , so it’s only fair that today I’ve got shots of her big ass. You can’t deny that this chick has got some curves on her. Here she is in her tight white outfit taking her little doggie for a walk showing off well, everything. I don’t know what else to tell you, she’s definitely got an impressive profile. Enjoy.

Karina Smirnoff & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: It’s Over

We are sad to report that the smoldering Dancing with the Stars duo, Karina Smirnoff and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, have just called off their engagement. “I am confirming that they did indeed break up,” Karina’s rep told E! News .

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