We’ve seen the future, and the future is sexy, especially when galactic gals like Natalie Hall , Natasha Henstridge , Alyssa Milano , Mathilda May , and Piper Perabo strip down and get your rocket primed for blast off.
It’s been a painfully long wait through the notoriously skingy month of December, and our favorite boob tube shows like Californication and Girls don’t start up for another couple of weeks. Fortunately the DVD scene is once again booming with a bevy of nudeworthy flicks to keep the small screen hot. There’s Piper Perabo ’s perky peaks breaking her six year non-nude streak in Looper (2012), Juno Temple (pics coming soon) getting naked as a jaybird in Little Birds (2011), and Patricia McKenzie making an outstanding nude debut by baring every taut bit in Cronenberg’ s Cosmopolis ( 2012). C U Next Tuesday, Skin fans, for all the newest and nudest releases on DVD and Blu-ray right here at the Mr. Skin blog!
I love horror films , but it’s real life that gives me the heebie jeebies. And when I think about the cinematic moments that haunt my nightmares, they’re rarely from scary movies. Sure, escapism is involved (and a bit of time travel) — just not the supernatural. With that in mind, here’s a list of the top five movie scenes that make my skin crawl. I hope they inspire you to come up with more in the comments section. 1. The Fate of Paul Dano’s Character in Looper : This movie has been out long enough that I don’t feel like I’m breaking any unwritten spoiler rules here, but if you still plan to see Rian Johnson’s smart, dark time-travel film with fresh eyes, then skip to the next entry. I’ve made this number one because it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a filmmaker come up with such a creatively diabolical fate for a movie character that was both original and integral to the plot. (Dreaming up torture-porn scenarios is kid’s stuff.) The most enduring horror is psychological because the brain is so much better at filling in the gory details than any filmmaker, and Johnson, who wrote and directed Looper , leaves a lot to the imagination when Seth is punished for failing to close his loop by killing his elder, future self. Instead of watching Dano methodically being relieved of his extremities (most memorably, his nose), we see his future self being bloodlessly altered before our eyes as he attempts to scale a fence and skip town. A message sent to Seth’s future self via a skin-carving is also a beautifully macabre detail, as is the final shot of that horrific sequence: a barely discernible body covered by blood-stained surgical sheets and the clinical beeping of life-support machinery. Like the doctor who carves away at Seth, Johnson works surgically, but the effect is a shotgun blast to the chest. 2. The Ear Removal Scene in Reservoir Dogs: Obvious, you say? Essential, I reply. This is Quentin Tarantino’s most fiendish scene, and — please argue with me, but all these years later, he has not topped it. I cannot watch it without averting my eyes, and — perhaps Django Unchained will prove otherwise — . Once again, the terror is all in the build-up: The deader-than-deadpan voice of comedian Steven Wright (as deejay K-Billy) introducing “Stuck in the Middle with You” by Stealers Wheel only ramps up the tension as Michael Madsen dances cheesily with an open straight razor. You know something horrible is coming, you just don’t know what. And when it does come, Tarantino does not actually show the violence. His camera cuts to a hallway that looks like an ear shorn of its fleshy lobe as Madsen’s Mr. Blonde relieves Officer Marvin Nash of his pinna. The purity of Madsen’s onscreen malevolence does not seem like acting — which makes it all the more terrifying — but mad props must also be given to actor Kirk Baltz, who plays Nash, for palpably conveying the pain and terror of a man in a horrifically fucked situation. When Mr. Blonde douses Nash with gasoline, I swear I can feel my skin burn. 3. The Casino Beatings: So, you’re thinking, Wait! What? You’re not choosing the scene where Tony Dogs’ eye pops out because Nicky Santoro ( Joe Pesci ) is squeezing his head in a vise ? Well, if this were a Top 10, Casino would probably get two entries. The beating scene gets top billing because, though I haven’t timed it (compared to the vise scene), it feels like it goes on forever, and the sound of those aluminum bats hitting flesh and bone does not fade easily. Martin Scorsese is celebrated for his mob movies, but he doesn’t celebrate the mob: his La Cosa Nostra is the stuff of nightmares — nightmares in Brioni suits. 4. The Chainsaw scene in Scarface : Leatherface, Scarface , there’s not much difference when you’ve got a crazy gangster with a chainsaw who’s not afraid to use it. The scene is one of the few where Al Pacino ‘s Tony Montana’s say-hello-to-my-little-friends bravado falters when he’s forced to watch his partner in crime undergo some radical deconstructive surgery. The fact that this carnage is taking place in what looks like a decrepit South Beach, Miami location that, today, is probably a $495-a-night hotel makes it all the more more horrific.
Piper Perabo – or as we call her here at Skin Central , Piper Pair o’ boobs- has been on a skinterview spree for her new movie Looper (2012), and she’s been telling reporters that she was “freaking out” about her nude scene. What a coincidence, Piper, so were we! See the video after the jump!
Piper Perabo – or as we call her here at Skin Central , Piper Pair o’ boobs- has been on a skinterview spree for her new movie Looper (2012), and she’s been telling reporters that she was “freaking out” about her nude scene. What a coincidence, Piper, so were we! See the video after the jump!
There’s only one movie this week that’s both new and nude, but based on the buzz surrounding Looper (2012) after preview screenings at Toronto and Fantastic Fest, it’s the only movie you’ll need. Piper Perabo breaks a ten-year nude drought as a showgirl who does the horizontal tango with star Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24 minutes in, and trust us– when it comes out on DVD, we’ll be looping this one. Extensively. More after the jump!
There’s only one movie this week that’s both new and nude, but based on the buzz surrounding Looper (2012) after preview screenings at Toronto and Fantastic Fest, it’s the only movie you’ll need. Piper Perabo breaks a ten-year nude drought as a showgirl who does the horizontal tango with star Joseph Gordon-Levitt 24 minutes in, and trust us– when it comes out on DVD, we’ll be looping this one. Extensively. More after the jump!
Police are investigating the death of 28-year-old actor Johnny Lewis, whose credits include AVPR: Aliens vs Predator – Requiem , The Runaways , Lovely Molly , TV’s Drake & Josh , The O.C. , and American Dreams following the apparent murder of his elderly landlord in Los Angeles. Lewis was best known for playing Kip ‘Half Sack’ Epps on Sons of Anarchy . The body of 81-year-old Katherine Chabot Davis was found inside her Los Feliz home, where Lewis was renting a room. Per reports, Lewis fought with at least two people at the site before taking a fatal fall. According to TMZ, authorities believe “Lewis was either on PCP or meth at the time of the murder. The two people who fought Lewis before he fell to his death from a roof told cops the actor exhibited ‘superhuman strength.'” More details of the sad, bizarre incident here . [ TMZ ]
If time travel is ever to be invented, wouldn’t we already have had evidence of it? The question is enough to give grammarians seizures, let alone filmmakers. As Jeff Daniels’s world-weary time-traveling crime lord says in Rian Johnson ‘s Looper , “this time travel shit fries your brain like an egg.” And the film, out this Friday, is far from the most brain-frying cinematic treatment of time travel. To help make sense of a genre riddled with paradoxes, I contacted Tim Maudlin, philosophy professor at NYU, who has written extensively on time travel, and quickly rattled off my preconceptions on the matter.* According to Maudlin, there are two types of time-travel narratives in fiction. The most common, which he calls “inconsistent time-travel stories,” are about a traveler who goes back in time and changes the course of events, à la Marty McFly. To Maudlin, movies of this type— Looper included—“literally make no sense.” If the character goes back in time, then there would never have been a past without him. In “consistent” time-travel stories, however, the time traveler was always a part of the events he affected (e.g. Twelve Monkeys, or Robert Heinlein’s classic mindfuck of a short story, — All You Zombies—, in which the main character is both his own mother and father). These are Moebius strip narratives. There is no first time around or second time around. There is just one past that contains the traveler. Stories of this type, Maudlin says, “are more like clever crossword puzzles, where all the various threads fit together in a satisfactory way. They appeal to the logician rather than the sentimentalist.” With that distinction in mind, we can determine just how logical Looper and the other nine best time-travel movies are. (Another paradox: the more logical the treatment of time travel, the more it makes your brain hurt.) Looper (2012)[ Spoiler warning! ] Plot: Joe, a young gun-for-hire, must kill his future self or be killed, but Bruce Willis, naturally, has another outcome in mind. Consistent? No. We see a whole timeline in which Young Joe kills Old Joe, then lives out the rest of his life before coming up with a plan to stop Young Joe from killing the now Old Joe. If he succeeds, he would never have been able to live the life he lived theretofore. And the ending raises an even bigger paradox. Back to the Future (1985) Plot: Marty McFly, a kid with a mad-scientist friend and a loser dad, travels from 1985 to 1955 in a souped-up DeLorean, fools around with his hot teenage mom, inspires his dad to grow a pair and knock Biff the bully out, then returns to 1985. Consistent? No. If Marty goes back in time, then there would never have been a version of the past without him. The other thing is, for Marty to still be born after his disruption of his parents’ courtship, his mom and pop need to time the moment of fertilization to the microsecond. But that’s more a question of probability (and staying power) than logic. Back to the Future II (1989) Plot: Marty travels to the future, buys a sports almanac, which falls in the hands of elder Biff, who travels to 1955, and gives it to his younger self, thus helping Biff become a sports-gambling gazillionaire, and transforming Hill Valley into a seedy dystopia. Marty goes back to 1955 to destroy the almanac, without interfering with his previous time-traveling exploits from the first movie. Consistent? No. In the words of Doc Brown, writers Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale weren’t “thinking fourth dimensionally.” Narratively, it’s fantastic. Logically, it’s all over the place, where multiple timelines coexist and alternate. Back to the Future III (1990) Plot: After reading that Doc, who traveled to 1885, died in a duel against Biff’s gunslinging ancestor, Marty finds the DeLorean Doc had hidden away and goes back to save him. Consistent: Of course not. As with the first two, the multiple timelines are irreconcilable paradoxes. Plus, as several obsessive geek sites have pointed out, when Marty finds the DeLorean and goes back to 1885 with it, there should by all logic be two DeLoreans in 1885. The Terminator (1984) Plot: In a last-ditch effort to win the future war against mankind, Skynet’s intelligent machines send the Terminator back to 1984 to kill Sarah Connor and prevent her from giving birth to John Connor, who would grow up to lead the successful human-led Resistance. But the Resistance sends Kyle Reese back to protect Sarah. Overstepping his duties, he impregnates her, and she gives birth to… John Connor! Consistent? Yes. It’s circular, chicken-or-egg logic, but it holds together.
The existential crisis inherent to writer-director Rian Johnson’s ( Brick , Brothers Bloom ) upcoming sci-fi time travel flick Looper is, itself, quite a pickle: Mob hitman Joseph Gordon-Levitt finds his latest target, sent back in time from the future for execution, is… himself. (Well, in older, balder Bruce Willis form.) But how much more than that do you want to know about Looper ? If Johnson himself is advocating going in fresh, should we even watch these trailers? The matter is a personal one, as many a film has taught us. (Looking at you, Prometheus .) Those already committed to buying a Looper ticket come September 28 could forgo the latest international trailer, if the words “Rian Johnson,” “Joseph Gordon-Levitt,” “Bruce Willis,” and “time-travel” are enough to pique the curiosity. (I mean, they should be. Obviously .) If you know you want to watch the film, is it just tempting fate to peek at the roll-out of marketing clips and trailers in the months leading up to release? Can you even resist? On the other hand, trailers like this one, which reveals a lot more information, not to mention new looks at supporting characters and Gordon-Levitt’s prosthetic-nosed Willis impersonation, might be key to convincing those on the fence to put Looper on their must-watch list. And so Johnson, himself a savvy fellow of the world and denizen of the internet who knows how these things go, has Tweeted his own advice to prospective Looper -watchers: “If you’re already set on seeing Looper , I’d avoid any trailers from here on out. They don’t ruin the movie, but they tip a few little things that are fun to discover in the context of the movie.” So here we are. To watch, or not to watch? Tempt fate (or seize it like Gordon-Levitt and his Willisnose do!) below. Looper is in theaters September 28.