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Doutzen Kroes Hot Bikini Mothering

I just love when supermodels go on vacation, you know they’re going to be prancing around half naked somewhere, It’s awesome. Here’s Doutzen Kroes on the beach in her bikini looking like the hottest mom on the planet. I would like to spend a little time on the beach with this hottie mothering me, rubbing suntan lotion on me and carrying me around all day… I’ll even wear a diaper if she wants me to.

Rosalee Picture Moment

OMG! The Return Of Keeley Hazell!

I knew it was only a matter of time before my busty British beauty, Keeley Hazell , would come crawling back to me… With her boobs out. Not long ago the hottie announced that she was quitting posing with her breasts together for men’s magazines and heading to Hollywood to become an actor, I don’t know when that was, but she’s back and better than ever. Here she is on the cover of FHM in all her breastacular glory. Stick to what you know. It’s good to have you back princess.

Ashley Greene’s Cleavage Goes Country

I obviously didn’t watch the 2012 CMT Music Awards last night, I had things to do, my testicles aren’t going to shave themselves, but I did look through some shots from the red carpet and found this hottie. Here’s Ashley Greene , remember her, showing off a pretty quality amount of cleavage in her sexy dress. Is she still dating one of the Jonas Brothers or is she finally ready to date a real man… A real man with his very own blog maybe? Call me.

Arianny Celeste & Brittney Palmer Bikini Hotties

Here are Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer showing off their banging bodies in some sweet all American bikini Twitter pictures. I love hotties who desperately need attention. Wasn’t Arianny just accused of assaulting her boyfriend or something like that? Crazy broad. I think I’d take a few chick slaps to the face, no groin work, if it meant I got to bang this hottie afterwards. Suck it up.

Candice Swanepoel Topless For Lush

Apparently these are pictures of supermodel Candice Swanepoel getting sexy and topless for something called Lush . I don’t know what that is, but anything that gets this hottie to squeeze her breasts together is alright with me. I like the whole futuristic stripper look, I want to slip some Yen in her g string. Come on, you know in the future Chinese currency will be the norm. I’ll see you then princess.

Tawnie Picture Moment

Kelly Brook’s Massive Breasts In A One-Piece

I know I’ve already posted some pictures of Kelly Brook today, as if it’s possible to have too many pictures of this hottie, but when I found these I just had to share them with you guys. You’re welcome. Here’s the busty Brit showing off some absolutely massive breasts in her sexy one-piece bathing suit. I knew she had big breasts, but these are insane. I don’t think I like her touching that public pay phone, the only people who still use those things these days are crazy people talking to Jesus. #germs

Kelly Brook’s Massive Breasts In A One-Piece

I know I’ve already posted some pictures of Kelly Brook today, as if it’s possible to have too many pictures of this hottie, but when I found these I just had to share them with you guys. You’re welcome. Here’s the busty Brit showing off some absolutely massive breasts in her sexy one-piece bathing suit. I knew she had big breasts, but these are insane. I don’t think I like her touching that public pay phone, the only people who still use those things these days are crazy people talking to Jesus. #germs

Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Supermodel Booty

If denim mom short shorts are the hot new look this summer, I’m seeing them everywhere these days, then this is what they’re supposed to look like. Here’s Victoria’s Secret supermodel Candice Swanepoel showing off her amazing little supermodel booty while she does some chick’s makeup. I’ve never worn any make up, but I’d let this hottie do whatever she wants to me it it meant having her bent over me in booty shorts. Call me.