I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I know they say that Kylie Jenner is a human, or a teen girl, but I still think she’s some mutant that grew in a pair of Kim Kardashian’s panties that were lost under the couch in the very expensive Kardashian house…you know next to some radioactive device KIM was using on her face to stay youthful and look like an instagram filter…causing Bruce’s penis fell off and became a vagina… She’s so fucking weird looking, whether it’s plastic surgery or just face injections and fat transfers or not, it’s insane…but what is even more insane is that people think this look is hot and girls everywhere are living it….it’s like they are either genderless freaks you can’t decipher, or they are this… jacking up their faces, they are doing optical illusions with fake hair and make-up and the whole thing is terrifying…an army of doughy faced weirdos… These are her bikini pics, big tits though….I wonder why brands support this shit….very irresponsible… The post Kylie Jenner’s Totally Normal Looking Body of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
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Bethenny Frankel is still feeling the torturous after-effects of her disaster of a marriage to Jason Hoppy , but that doesn’t mean that she won’t one day fall in love. And sometimes people, celebrities and otherwise, need a little help — like with the help of a certain Millionaire Matchmaker , Patti Stranger. Only … apparently that would never happen. In fact, Patti went off and shared exactly what she thinks of Bethenny Frankel. Spoiler alert: Patti doesn’t paint a flattering picture. Not only did Patti Stranger say that she would never take Bethenny Frankel as a client , but she says exactly why. And it’s because she has a very low opinion of the The Real Housewives of New York City star. At a WEtv event on Wednesday, Patti explained why she wouldn’t take the Real Housewife on as a matchmaking client. “She’s not kind.” Well … yeah. It’s not that it’s impossible to be a reality TV personality without being rude. But Bethenny is known for being a little sharp and maybe not aggressively sympathetic. Which is sort of the stereotype for New Yorkers, but Bethenny takes it to another level. What Patti then has to say is where this gets more severe. “I used to date-coach her . . . When people are mean to other people, they don’t deserve love. Sorry.” WHOA. Patti’s saying that Bethenny’s general disposition and personality make her unworthy of love ? Has Patti Stranger never watched a damn Disney movie? There are reality stars out there who don’t deserve love, but we’re not talking about Josh Duggar or Kate Gosselin right now. Bethenny Frankel is a little intense and a lot catty, not some monster . So are a lot of people. She can find someone with whom she’s compatible. Maybe one day Bethenny will find a Statler to her Waldorf. And the two of them can hate things together. It’ll be beautiful. Before we try to pretend that Patti Stranger is some impartial judge, Page Six reminds us all that Patti is pretty close with Jill Zarin. And, as we’re all too aware, Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel do not get along. They also report that someone close to Bethenny didn’t think much, at all, of Patti’s statement. In part because they don’t believe that Bethenny is in the market for any sort of matchmaker. “[Bethenny] is doing just fine and doesn’t need anyone’s advice.” Well, Bethenny certainly doesn’t need the help of someone who thinks that she doesn’t deserve love, right? Considering that Bethenny’s ex Jason Hoppy was just arraigned for even more stalking charges , you might think that Bethenny Frankel would be looking for dating advice from anyone and everyone. Like, forget the reality show drama for a hot minute — the stuff that Jason Hoppy’s been accused of is serious. But Bethenny really seems to be the sort of person who wants to do things like this for herself. She’s been perfectly happy giving romantic advice to Luann de Lesseps (advice that she only recently acted upon ), but not everyone who’s good at dishing out advice is good at taking it. But, yeah, Bethenny is gonna be fine without Patti’s services.
Bethenny Frankel is still feeling the torturous after-effects of her disaster of a marriage to Jason Hoppy , but that doesn’t mean that she won’t one day fall in love. And sometimes people, celebrities and otherwise, need a little help — like with the help of a certain Millionaire Matchmaker , Patti Stranger. Only … apparently that would never happen. In fact, Patti went off and shared exactly what she thinks of Bethenny Frankel. Spoiler alert: Patti doesn’t paint a flattering picture. Not only did Patti Stranger say that she would never take Bethenny Frankel as a client , but she says exactly why. And it’s because she has a very low opinion of the The Real Housewives of New York City star. At a WEtv event on Wednesday, Patti explained why she wouldn’t take the Real Housewife on as a matchmaking client. “She’s not kind.” Well … yeah. It’s not that it’s impossible to be a reality TV personality without being rude. But Bethenny is known for being a little sharp and maybe not aggressively sympathetic. Which is sort of the stereotype for New Yorkers, but Bethenny takes it to another level. What Patti then has to say is where this gets more severe. “I used to date-coach her . . . When people are mean to other people, they don’t deserve love. Sorry.” WHOA. Patti’s saying that Bethenny’s general disposition and personality make her unworthy of love ? Has Patti Stranger never watched a damn Disney movie? There are reality stars out there who don’t deserve love, but we’re not talking about Josh Duggar or Kate Gosselin right now. Bethenny Frankel is a little intense and a lot catty, not some monster . So are a lot of people. She can find someone with whom she’s compatible. Maybe one day Bethenny will find a Statler to her Waldorf. And the two of them can hate things together. It’ll be beautiful. Before we try to pretend that Patti Stranger is some impartial judge, Page Six reminds us all that Patti is pretty close with Jill Zarin. And, as we’re all too aware, Jill Zarin and Bethenny Frankel do not get along. They also report that someone close to Bethenny didn’t think much, at all, of Patti’s statement. In part because they don’t believe that Bethenny is in the market for any sort of matchmaker. “[Bethenny] is doing just fine and doesn’t need anyone’s advice.” Well, Bethenny certainly doesn’t need the help of someone who thinks that she doesn’t deserve love, right? Considering that Bethenny’s ex Jason Hoppy was just arraigned for even more stalking charges , you might think that Bethenny Frankel would be looking for dating advice from anyone and everyone. Like, forget the reality show drama for a hot minute — the stuff that Jason Hoppy’s been accused of is serious. But Bethenny really seems to be the sort of person who wants to do things like this for herself. She’s been perfectly happy giving romantic advice to Luann de Lesseps (advice that she only recently acted upon ), but not everyone who’s good at dishing out advice is good at taking it. But, yeah, Bethenny is gonna be fine without Patti’s services.
Remember when Kanye West had a mental breakdown , checked himself into a hospital, and had to cancel his tour? Normally, some very pricey insurance policies cover that kind of situation. But apparently things for Kanye aren’t working out and he’s suing his insurers for $10 million … and basically accusing them of being scammers. And here we were thinking that the Smelly Vagina Lawsuit getting settled was interesting legal news! Kanye has always been impulsive and outlandish. It’s part of his brand. A lot of people believed that maybe it was mostly an act. People have had similar theories about plenty of stars who are known for being controversial or badly behaved. Basically, people have trouble believing that a grown adult could act like some celebrities do, and so they imagine that it’s all a show. In some cases, they’re absolutely right. But things with Kanye were clearly more serious than a childlike lack of impulse-control. In recent years, he’s done everything from tweet that Bill Cosby is innocent to beg Jay-Z to not have him murdered to making the irrational statement that, had he voted, he would have voted for Trump . We’re not saying that every Trump supporter needs their head examined (just a packet of information and perhaps a compassionate lecture), but for Kanye, that was super unexpected and Kanye is, um, not quite Trump’s demographic. Things got worse last December and, as we later learned, Kanye was suffering from severe psychosis from exhaustion . The tour was canceled, tickets were refunded, and the costs of shutting down were supposed to be covered by Kanye’s company’s insurance policy. Well, apparently his insurers — various syndicates of Lloyd’s of London, which sounds shadier than it’s supposed to but that might be appropriate in this case — responded to his team filing an insurance claim by basically taking every measure possible to prove that they weren’t liable. Many people have had tough dealings with insurance adjusters, but this sounds like it’s on a whole other level. The Hollywood Reporter obtained details of Kanye’s lawsuit , including the precise wording of the complaint that Kanye’s legal team has filed. Strap in, folks, because this is possibly the most entertaining legal document that you’re going to read for a good long while. “[The insurers haven’t] provided anything approaching a coherent explanation about why they have not paid, or any indication if they will ever pay or even make a coverage decision.” Does anybody else notice a hint of sass in that? “Implying that Kanye’s use of marijuana may provide them with a basis to deny the claim and retain the hundreds of thousands of dollars in insurance premiums paid by Very Good.” By Very Good , they mean Very Good Touring, Inc, which sounds like a lazy parody but it’s just the name of Kanye’s touring company. Kanye’s legal team accuses these insurers of more than just screwing over Kanye’s company, though: “The stalling is emblematic of a broader modus operandi of the insurers of never-ending post-claim underwriting where the insurers hunt for some contrived excuse not to pay.” Did you get that? Basically, Kanye’s accusing these syndicates of accepting massive sums of money (insurance premiums) and then searching for any loophole that keeps them from having to pay anything back when a claim is filed. That’s not how insurance companies are supposed to operate. “Almost immediately after the claim was submitted, Defendants selected legal counsel to oversee the adjustment of the claim, instead of the more normal approach of retaining a non-lawyer insurance adjuster.” That sounds shady, right? Kanye’s team thinks so. “Immediately turning to legal counsel made it clear that Defendants’ goal was to hunt for any ostensible excuse, no matter how fanciful, to deny coverage or to maneuver themselves into a position of trying to negotiate a discount on the loss payment.” It’s an insurance adjuster’s job to make sure that nobody’s filing a false claim, but companies are supposed to pay out when an honest claim is filed. Kanye’s lawyer, Howard King, has an incredibly well-written statement on the case. “Performing artists who pay handsomely to insurance companies within the Lloyd’s of London marketplace to obtain show tour ‘non-appearance or cancelation’ insurance should take note of the lesson to be learned from this lawsuit:” Clearly, he’s going right for their reputation. “Lloyd’s companies enjoy collecting bounteous premiums; they don’t enjoy paying claims, no matter how legitimate. Their business model thrives on conducting unending ‘investigations,’ of bona fide coverage requests, stalling interminably, running up their insured’s costs, and avoiding coverage decisions based on flimsy excuses.” Then comes the best line: “The artists think they they’re buying peace of mind. The insurers know they’re just selling a ticket to the courthouse.” If that’s any indication, it sounds like Kanye’s getting his money’s worth out of his attorney. If only he’d had that kind of luck with his tour’s insurers, huh? That said … so far, we’ve only heard one side of the story. We’d be very eager to hear what Lloyd’s of London’s insurers have to say in response. View Slideshow: Kanye West is Over Party: Twitter Users Celebrate Rapper’s Alleged Demise
Billie Lourd has given her first interview since she suffered not one, but two unimaginable losses in the span of just over 24 hours last December. First, the young actress said goodbye to her mother, beloved Star Wars icon Carrie Fisher. Then, the very next day, Lourd’s grandmother (and Fisher’s mother), Debbie Reynolds, also passed away. Lourd, best known in the entertainment world for her role on Scream Queens, has commented here and there about the tragic deaths via her Instagram page. But she opens up in major detail for the first time in this Q&A with Town & Country. Speaking to American Horror Story star Sarah Paulson for the latest issue’s cover story, Lourd contrasts life with her organized father against that of her famously chaotic mother. “He gets home at the same time every day, and we eat dinner together, we do homework together, we watch Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and cry, and then go to sleep,” Lourd explained of living with her dad. “At Mom’s it was like, ‘Let’s put Christmas lights in the palm trees at 2 a.m.’ “Do you remember when Sharper Image was 24 hours? We went there all the time, 1 a.m. or 3 a.m., just picking up little trinkets… as if that was what you do!” Both Fisher and Reynolds became household names in the entertainment industry, but Lourd says neither wanted her to follow in their acting footsteps. “I think in a normal family they would have looked at me and been like, ‘Hey, this kid’s a performer.’ But I was so scared. I was embarrassed, honestly,” she tells the publication, adding: “Because they were like, ‘This is going to be a really s–tty lifestyle, and everyone’s going to be scrutinizing you deeply and constantly.’ “My mom wrote five books and a one-woman show; they didn’t want more things for people to be able to Google about me.” Fisher was known for being outspoken. At absolutely all times. Lourd says she was initially turned off by just how honest and raw her mother was – on stage, writing in books or when speaking to reporters – but she eventually came to admire it. Now, Billie says she wants to emuluate Fisher. “Looking back and watching her interviews, I try to model what I do after her. She was so good at it. She would get so annoyed with me if I ever did a fake interview. “She’d say, ‘Tell the real story.'” Billie says she surprised everyone (including herself) with how comfortable she felt on the set of her first film, Star Wars: The Force Awakens – and her family quickly became supportive of her burgeoning career at this small role. “Debbie was still encouraging me to put an act together. Literally three days before she died, she was like, ‘What numbers are you going to put in your act? Who are you going to impersonate?’ “I said, ‘I don’t think people do acts as much anymore,'” “And she came back, ‘That’s why if you do one you’ll be more successful than anyone else. The act is a dying art, and someone needs to revive it.” Elsewhere, Lourd says she’s keeping her mother’s compound (“It’s so magical.”) and that she relied on humor to get her through the hardest week of her life: “If life’s not funny, then it’s just true – and that would be unacceptable,” she says, quoting her mom. “Even when she died, that was what got me through that whole thing. “When Debbie died the next day, I could just picture her saying, ‘Well, she’s upstaging me once again, of course – she had to.” View Slideshow: Carrie Fisher: Mourned, Honored by Hollywood Billie, of course, would give anything to have her loved ones alive and back in her life. But there’s an opportunity now for her to become more independent. “I’ve always kind of lived in their shadows, and now is the first time in my life when I get to own my life and stand on my own,” she says.” “I love being my mother’s daughter, and it’s something I always will be, but now I get to be just Billie.” When was the last time she saw her mom alive? What does she think her mother would say to her now? “The last time I saw her in person, this episode of Scream Queens was on, and it was a big episode for me. “I had tons of scenes, and I was so hard on myself about it – I hated how I looked, hated my performance. I was really frustrated. She told me, ‘Come over right now. I want to watch this with you.’ “And she made me sit down and watch it, and she forced me to see the good parts. She was incredible like that. “But she was really hard on me, saying, ‘Shut up. You’re great in this. Have faith in yourself. Be more confident.'” View Slideshow: Debbie Reynolds: Mourned, Honored by Hollywood In conclusion, Lourd is in as much awe of her late mother’s honesty as any Star Wars fan out there. “It’s good to be authentic, to help other people, but if it’s not helping other people, then don’t do it. “There were a couple incidents I wish she could have kept to herself. But, you know, that was the beauty of her.”
For years, Megan Fox was criticized for showing too much skin in various magazine pictorials. But not even the harshest critic could accuse this actress of showing off her kids on too many occasions. As much as perhaps as big-time star in Hollywood, Fox has kept her three children very far away from the spotlight, rarely sharing an image of them online and certainly never selling any images to any supermarket tabloids. We’re guessing Fox would prefer to star in another Michael Bay-directed Transformers movie again than even contemplate doing such a thing. Late Monday, however, the beautiful brunette shocked her Instagram followers by posting a snapshot of her three sons, all of whom she procreated along with Brian Austin Green. Fox did so via a gorgeous collage that features one Polaroid of herself; one of four-year old Noah; one of three-year old Bodhi; and one of 11-month old Journey. It may be of interest to some to note a couple things: 1. Green is holding the youngest of the three boys in one of the pictures. 2. Noah is wearing a Princess Elsa dress in honor of Frozen. (Why do we feel like some folks on the Internet will find fault with this?) Fox did not include a caption with the precious portrait. Fox and Green almost never share pictures such as these. However, they will occasionally post on social media in order to gush about their brood. In November 2016, for example, Green returned from a seven-month Instagram hiatus to say nice things about his kids and to also compliment Fox in the process. “My wife makes beautiful babies,” he wrote at the time , referring specifically to little Journey. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles star filed for divorce from her husband of five years in August 2015. However, they reconciled the following year … just before Fox gave birth to Journey. Even during their split, it was clear Green and Fox were still hanging out and getting along, considering Fox announced her pregnancy only a few months after the couple’s supposed break-up. In other words: Just like any two people who end a romance, but still have feelings for each other and/or who got very drunk one night in each other’s presence, the stars had unprotected sex during an alleged break and… bam! Journey was born about nine months later. But it’s all worked out for the best. Fox and Green seem very happy as a couple and these three adorable kids have a stable, healthy household in which to grow up. HOORAY! View Slideshow: 13 Celebrity Pregnancies NO ONE Saw Coming
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