Jesse Tyler Ferguson stars as the first gay Bachelor in a Funny or Die spoof of the hit reality TV dating show, which kicks off in January on ABC. For more on the actual show, check out The Bachelor spoilers . For a look at how it would turn out if the star of the show and all the contestants were gay? See the parody, hosted by George Takei (obviously), for yourself: Jesse Tyler Ferguson as The Bachelor Jesse Tyler Ferguson, the openly gay star of Modern Family , seems like a perfect fit for such a show, though it looks like it didn’t go as planned. At all. After all, when you put 12 hot, available gay men (most of which are trial lawyers named Bryden) in a house together, then everyone is The Bachelor . It doesn’t matter if you’re Ferguson, Juan Pablo Galavis or a certain member of NSYNC. Those Bachelors will even the playing field very, very fast. The (straight) Bachelor returns Monday, January 6.
I saw these pics on another site yesterday or the day before and I laughed…I just assumed that they weren’t of Christina Hendricks…not because the bitch in the pics looks disgusting…but because I always found the Christina Hendricks hype insane…it just didn’t make sense to my brain…I mean big tits sure but the rest of her is big too, how’s that an accomplishment…but because she looked homeless and crazy…and I figured if I saw someone like this – I’d post it pretending it was a celeb….because it’s so the opposite of what they are supposed to look like leaving the house…not that Christina Hendricks but you get what I am saying…and that is that holy fuck those are big tits…even on a scary body I am compelled to touch…
This week’s episode of Grey’s Anatomy was a difficult one for Sara Ramirez’s Callie Torres, who was sued for malpractice and had to endure a tense day in court. Viewers were treated to the return of her dad (Hector Elizondo) and, via flashbacks, an intriguing revelation about Arizona (Jessica Capshaw), her estranged spouse. While it’s not likely to heal the wounds caused by Arizona’s cheating, what we learned did offer some new perspective on the event that shattered the pair’s union. What else went down on Grey’s Anatomy Season 10 Episode 9 ? Click on the photo below to watch “Sorry Seems to Be the Hardest Word” if you missed it Thursday night, or to re-watch it for the second time, right here and now: Watch Grey’s Anatomy Season 10 Episode 9
The Vampire Diaries’ most recent episode, “Death and the Maiden,” was a doozy. The CW show cleaned house, scrubbing three (3!) peeps out of the confusing picture. At the same time, a familiar face came back from the Other Side. While the events of The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 7 went a long way toward resetting the series in many respects, the fallout may not be over yet. Katherine Pierce? Prognosis is not looking good, girl. Sorry. Sucks to be human sometimes, but hey, it beats being Silas. Want to watch this episode again? Or for the first time if you haven’t seen it? Just click the pic below! Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 7
For some reason, changing last names and identities is something a lot of women look forward to once they get married. But if you’re like Tina Turner, some women have established themselves professionally through their husband’s last name, so it’s no wonder they’d want to keep it. Take, for example, Porsha Stewart of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. When Wendy Williams asked her if she’d be keeping her husband’s last name after the divorce, she proclaimed that she “earned” that name and would definitely be keeping it. While she “sort of” became famous under the last name Stewart, why a woman would want to hold on to the name of a man who, in her own words, mistreated and humiliated her? More…
Porsha is putting Kenya and Apollo on blast for their inappropriate behavior. Porsha Stewart Slams Kenya And Apollo For Texting Porsha is right. Apollo replied to Kenya’s texts….makes you wonder what else he does behind Phaedra’s back. According to Radar Online reports: In last week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, NeNe Leakes called a conference between all the housewives so that Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore could hash out their differences over the controversy surrounding the fact that Moore had been inappropriately texting Parks’ husband, Apollo Nida. “I was sitting there and I was trying to be quiet,” Parks and Moore’s costar Porsha Stewart told RadarOnline.com exclusively. “I was just looking forward to having a good girls’ night and then I had to sit down and listen to lie after lie after lie.” Stewart was annoyed by the fact that Moore wouldn’t admit what she did was wrong. “It’s one thing to make a mistake,” Stewart said. “It’s another thing not to own it. So, I thought that was just poor taste and a low character value for her not to even admit what she had done and just simply apologize.” Stewart doesn’t think it’s at all appropriate that Moore was texting Nida in the first place. “Hell no!” Stewart said. “None of my staff, my assistant, my publicist, nobody is going to have my man’s number, period. So if it’s a girlfriend, you’re definitely not going to have it.” But Moore wasn’t the only person who should be held accountable — Nida was just as guilty. “They were both in the wrong,” Stewart said. “Now, I don’t know if Apollo told Phaedra immediately, but if he did respond to her anything besides, ‘I don’t think this is appropriate,’ he was in the wrong too.” Steward also suggested that Parks needs to talk to Nida about the difference between right and wrong. “First, she definitely needs to have a sit-down conversation with her husband and let him know what she feels is inappropriate,” Stewart said. “She needs to ask him, ‘What do you think is inappropriate?’ And after he answers, then she has to tell him what she feels and move [on] from that point forward. But first you have to come to an understanding.” The real question is: when is Phaedra going to knock the isht out of Kenya for texting her husband behind her back?
Dear Bossip , I appreciate you taking time to read my email and thank you in advance for your help. I am having doubts if my boyfriend will ever make it a priority to propose to me. I am a 29-year old white female and my boyfriend is a 25-year old black male. We have been friends for over 11 years, but decided to start a love relationship about four years ago. I approached him two years ago about the idea of marriage and we both came to the conclusion that this was something we both wanted with each other, but my boyfriend is a HUGE procrastinator and TERRIBLE with money. I am seriously doubt that he will ever overcome these shortfalls to save the money to buy me an engagement ring. He has NEVER done anything on time during the entire course of me knowing him. He is always late or waits until the 5th hour to get things done. Even if it is something that is important to him. He just can’t get right with doing things in a timely manner. I am in no way trying to bash him (nobody is perfect), but marriage is something that is very important to me and to be perfectly honest I do not want to be an old bride. Nor, do I want to be like so many other couples around our area that have just been playing house with each other for 13 years. I want this thing to be legit and I want my love to be validated with a ring on my finger. I told him a year ago that if he did not get a ring and propose to me by my 30th birthday that I would have to call off our relationship. I hated to give him an ultimatum like that but I have done similar things with him like this in the past and he seems to work better with a serious deadline. Problem is, I’m turning 30 in February and I know he hasn’t saved up a dime for the ring. Yes, I have reminded him off and on and every time I mention it I can see where he is like, “Awww, -ish, I have GOT to get on that.” But, thinking about it is as far as he gets with it. I like to get things done well in advance so that’s why I am coming to you now so you can give me your honest opinion and I can think about it for the last few months that I have before “D” Day. Should I really call off our relationship if he doesn’t propose to me by February? Was it fair for me to even give him a deadline like that? Marriage is so important to me, but is it really worth losing my lover and best friend? Any feedback would be greatly appreciated. – Ringless Dear Ms. Ringless , You created this. You set this into motion. You accepted this from the very beginning. You said, “He has NEVER done anything on time during the entire course of me knowing him.” So, if you know this, what do you want me to say? (Giving you the side eye) And, now you want me to give you advice on how to get him to change. Why? You’ve been allowing him to do this for 11 years as your friend, and then 4 years in an intimate relationship. Ma’am, HE IS NOT GOING TO CHANGE. He will always be a procrastinator and he will always be terrible with money. It appears that your “boy” friend is content. That is how I would sum up your relationship. It’s contentment. Why does he have to work for anything when you’ve given him the comforts and luxuries of having everything before getting married? You’ve accepted his behaviors for nearly 15 years. For fifteen years he’s been this person, and now you want him to change because YOU want to get married, and have a ring by YOUR 30 th birthday. Bwahahahahahahaha! Good luck with that! Think about it: You were friends for 11 years before you started an intimate relationship. For 11 years you knew one another so well, that to him you were just like one of the guys. You were cool, someone he could chill with, and he enjoyed your friendship. He was comfortable with you. You were comfortable with him. Therefore, he didn’t have to do much work in getting you. Thus, he developed a lackadaisical attitude and simply figured I can be myself with her. Four years ago when you decided to date seriously, I’m sure he was like, “Okay. Sure. It saves me the work of having to prove anything, spend money, and court and date her because she already knows me, and I know her.” He simply went with the flow. And, why would he have to put his best foot forward, work hard, and be about his business when, “You’ve been my friend for eleven years, and I know you, and you know me.” Then two years ago, it was you who approached your boyfriend about marriage. And, again, I’m sure he was like, “Okay. Sure. Why not.” But, he didn’t think it through that he would have to propose, get a ring, set a date, plan a wedding, and all the other stuff required for a wedding. Why would he? You basically proposed to him when you asked him about marriage. Again, you fed into his lackadaisical attitude. He is content with how things are going, so why disrupt what is already working. You’ve made it too easy for him! You live together. You do everything a married couple does. You feed him. Sex him. Wash his clothes. Clean after him. Pay the bills together. You treat him like he’s already your man-child-husband, therefore, why is he going to change? For what? What motivating reason is there for him to change? Life is good, according to him. So, he is content. You do realize he is still the 14-year old boy you met 11 years ago. He has not grown. He is still the same 14-year who needs to be told what to do, when to do it, and why he needs to do it. If you were smart, wise, and really reflected on your relationship, then you would see that he is still that young teenage boy who procrastinates, and is terrible with money. I suggest marriage counseling before getting married, and I also suggest couples therapy. Yes, couples therapy because this relationship is about you keeping and maintaining the relationship with a teenager. He doesn’t have to do anything but simply show up whenever he wants or likes, and he goes with the flow. I’m sure he loves you, but he doesn’t love you enough to make the necessary changes to get his act together. On two different occasions in your letter you said marriage was important to you. Well, Ms. Thing, is it important to him? You said you don’t want to end up like the other couples in your area who are playing house for 13 years. Uhm, what the hell do you think you’re doing now? You also mentioned that you don’t want to be an old bride, and you want your relationship to be legit and validated by a ring. WOW! A ring will validate love for you? Okay. Yes, you need some serious therapy. You want marriage and a ring to not only make you feel validated, but to prove to others that you were able to get a man to marry you. You want to prove to others that you are not like them. You are about the show. I know your type, ma’am. And, you know what, you will have the man, and he may very well marry you, but you will forever be complaining, unhappy, miserable, and trying to change him into the man YOU want him to be. I want you to realize that if you marry him you will forever have to give him deadlines to get things done. You will always have to give him ultimatums, threats, and other ramifications to get what you want, or to get any results from him. And, you nailed it on the head when you said he is your “lover and best friend.” You are absolutely right. He is still your 14-year old best friend, and the only thing you’ve done is introduced sex into the mix. You have to ask yourself: Is he marriage material? Is he reliable? Can you count on him with money, and to handle the finances of the house? How will he be with children? Will he be responsible enough to get them to school on time? I’m telling you he is not going to change. You’ve allowed him to be this way for so long, and co-signed this bull-ish for 15 years. You have to decide if you’re willing to commit to another 15 years of co-signing this, and putting up with his procrastination and terrible finances. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? Share your opinions and thoughts below! Also, e-mail all your questions Terrance Dean : loveandrelationships@bossip.com Follow Terrance Dean on Twitter : @terrancedean “LIKE” Terrance Dean on Facebook , click HERE! Make sure to order my books Mogul: A Novel (Atria Books – June 2011; $15); Hiding In Hip Hop (Atria Books – June 2008); and Straight From Your Gay Best Friend – The Straight Up Truth About Relationships, Love, And Having A Fabulous Life (Agate/Bolden Books – November 2010; $15). They are available in bookstores everywhere, and on Amazon, click HERE!
Liz Jannetta is dating Jon Gosselin for some reason, and you can learn all about their relationship when they appear on the new season of VH1’s Couples Therapy . Some people never learn, do they? Jon Gosselin Returning to Reality TV Despite being vocal about the fact that he thinks reality TV has been bad for his family, and his kids have developmental problems as a result, here he is. On the couples counseling series, Jon will take the couch with his Liz Jannetta, a single mom of three who he’s been in a relationship with for awhile. Things have hit a rough patch, evidently, because they’re taking to VH1’s faux-therapist’s couch to work out their issues in totally effective fashion. While it would be better TV to watch him square off with Kate Gosselin (or even Hailey Glassman ), you can bet that his doomed marriage will come up. He’s extremely likely to embarrass her even more than he already has, which will likely be ratings gold for VH1, and make for some great gossip. Still, you have to wonder about Jon. After all his supposedly enlightened comments about enjoying the simpler, quieter life he leads now … this. Thou doth protest too much, Mr. Gosselin. These reality shows, much as he condemns them, clearly don’t prepare one for life in the real world. After having TLC foot the bill for years, Jon most recently found himself waiting tables to pay bills . Which is fine, and even commendable of him. Apparently he doesn’t see it that way, however, and is willing to go back to the well of being a douche on TV for a quick paycheck and 15 more minutes.
