The problem with Alyssa Miller is that her vagina is being marketed as something that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis, which is the fucking worst, because despite girls loving Jake Gyllenhaal, he’s a total bitch of a human who I have met and seen have a tantrum and it was hilarious….reminding me that she’s just bearding and if anything the only thing of hers that smells like Jake Gyllenhaal’s penis are a pair of her panties he steals to wear around the fucking house when she’s not banging him with a strap on…. So that makes her and her bikini modelling pretty okay by me..
She is too old to be doing something as disgusting as this . Woman Urinates In Businessman’s Driveway We hope she is embarrassed of her behavior. According to The NY Daily News A process-serving granny has been busted urinating on a Houston businessman’s driveway in what he thinks is a bizarre revenge attack. Surveillance cameras caught the elderly woman pulling down her pants and underwear and peeing all over commercial real estate broker Mitch Zarskey’s property at 1 p.m. Sunday. The stranger then calmly gets re-dressed, zips up her clothes and walks off. Zarskey thinks the woman was a process server upset that he lied to her about his identity. He revealed that she had twice come to the door looking for him, but he gave a fake name because he thought she was a door-to-door salesperson. Now, however, he thinks that she could have been trying to deliver legal documents in a case involving one of his business ventures. Whatever the reason behind her disgusting attack, Zarskey decided to make her antics public and upload the video to the web. “It’s like watching a train wreck,” he told CBS Dallas-Fort Worth. “I had to watch it over and over again and I just couldn’t believe it.” The entrepreneur doubts his attacker will return to the house, but just in case she does he has posted a handwritten note in his window. “Check out your YouTube video ‘process server granny,’” he wrote. Watch video here. Eww. Youtube
Remember when The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale ended in relative peace? So much for that. Bravo has released a sneak peek at Part 1 of this show’s reunion special, which airs Sunday night, and it features plenty of fighting among the cast members. At the heart of the debate, as you might imagine? Teresa Giudice , who is facing up to 50 years in prison as the result of federal fraud charges and who has four small children at home. Watch the clip now: The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Clip As for the future of this franchise? Caroline Manzo has signed up for a spinoff and is likely leaving , while her estranged sister and former castmate Dina Manzo might actually be on her way back. So be sure to tune in Sunday night if you somehow care. This may be the final time you see these women on stage together.
I don’t know if Kate Upton is sweating like the pig that she is because she just walked up a flight of stares, or if her face is just shiny because she shoved it in a trough of french fries, I just know she looks disgusting, so disgusting that you’d expect her to not leave her house without a mask on, or maybe some cover-up make-up, cameras are high res and no one wants to see your fast food eating break-out, especially not when you’re an overpaid, overrated, fat model who doesn’t deserve the success she has…she is just a set of tits that went viral and that people attached themselves to to get hits…but this cow needs to be taken to pasture and forgotten…the milk’s gone sour…which is good because she’s probably pregnant and hormonal hence the reason she has a baby bump and bad skin….you heard it here first people…Drunkenstepfather.com News Maker….yo If you’re more into her posing in a baseball uniform all thick legged and loose shirt cuz she’s got a shitty bloated water retaining from too much salt body…here is a photoshoot SI did with her….cuz SI loves this silly girl…she’s put them back on the map… She looks awful….Anna Nicole Smith in training, only Anna Nicole Smith pulled off fat and busty a lot better…
Demi Lovato took a break from judging The X Factor last night to debut both her new song and some seriously blue hair on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. The 21-year old took to the NBC stage for a rendition of “Neon Lights,” the third single off her latest album and also the title of her upcoming tour . But fans were far more focused on the locks on top of Demi’s head than the words emanating from her mouth, as Lovato showed off a fresh color that would make Papa Smurf proud. How does it compare to her previous blonde look? Compare, contrast and vote now: Which Hairstyle Looks Best? Blonde! Click Here To Vote for Blonde! Blue! Click Here To Vote for Blue! Demi Lovato as a blonde? Or Demi Lovato as a… blue? Which look do you like best on the singer? View Poll » No word yet on what inspired the change, but Demi joked during an appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show this year that she’s bipolar. “So I change my hair a lot,” she laughed at the time.
Michael Jackson’s family is disappointed. What transpired in court Wednesday, when a jury found that AEG Live was not liable for his death, is beyond them. Michael Jackson Wrongful Death Trial Verdict “We think this was a very important case to bring for a lot of reasons,” Kevin Boyle, a lawyer for Katherine Jackson, told reporters after the verdict. “We think what we’ve done with this case is proved some things that are important for the Jackson family, for the concert industry and the sports industry.” “With regard to treatment by doctors,” Boyle said, the family proved its point, however. “We, of course, are not happy with the result as it stands now.” “We will be exploring all options legally and factually,” he added. A jury in the Michael Jackson wrongful death trial decided that AEG Live was not responsible for Jackson’s 2009 death of acute propofol intoxication. Despite having hired the man who administered the fatal dose, Dr. Conrad Murray , AEG won and the family’s quest for billions in damages was denied. If the jury had been asked to determine what was “ethical” and what wasn’t when it came to Jackson’s final days, the verdict may have been different. But they weren’t, so the six men and six women who listened to five months of testimony found that the concert promoter was not criminally negligent. “This was a difficult decision for us to make. It wasn’t easy for anyone,” jury foreman Gregg Barden told reporters outside the courthouse after the verdict. “Conrad Murray was hired to be a general practitioner,” he said, explaining the decision. “We thought he was competent to be a general practitioner.” “That doesn’t mean we thought [Murray] was ethical. If the word ‘ethical’ was involved in the question, then there might have been a different outcome.” Juror No. 9, Kevin Smith, said it was evident that AEG, despite having hired Murray to care for Jackson, ” had no idea what was going on behind closed doors.” “If they knew, it would have made a world of difference,” he said. “All along we saw the same pattern, that no one could go upstairs. How could AEG do anything about it if they didn’t know what was going on?” “No one could say no to Michael Jackson or they would have been out.” AEG Live VP Shawn Trell was “very pleased with the result” and attorney Marvin Putnam said they never considered trying to settle out of court. “There was never, ever, ever any chance AEG would ever consider settling this matter because that would have been wrong…No one wins here,” he added. “But the unfortunate tragedy wasn’t of AEG’s making.” Do you agree? Tell us: Was justice served? Yes. What happened is all on MJ and/or Dr. Murray. No. AEG knew about Murray and pushed MJ too hard! View Poll »
Wait… What?! Nicki Minaj Allegedly Cheated On Safaree With Zac Efron Via Rumor Fix reports: Star Magazine is now claiming that Nicki Minaj cheated on her lover Safaree with none other than Zac Efron! The gossip rag claims the shocking hook up took place late July at Minaj’s pad in West Hollywood. One source dishes: “Zac and Nicki shared a steamy night together. Nicki took Zac to her house in West Hollwood–She said he was the best lover she’s ever had.” We don’t know what’s worse for Zac–being accused of a drug addiction, or being accused of doing the dirty the Nicki Minaj… Regardless, RumorFix has reached out to reps for both Nicki and Zac but have yet to hear back. Zac Efron has had an awful time lately with his yayo and h-ron addiction — but, um — at least in this report, he’s noted to be a great lover? What do you think? Continue reading →
Hold on to your lucky jerking sock, because the nude releases on Netflix this week are sure to blow you away! First up there’s Twilight (1998)- not the neutered vampire flick- but the 1998 crime drama featuring Reese Witherspoon ’s first and only nude scene. Reese’s pieces! Five fine ladies go full frontal for the space oddity The Man Who Fell to Earth (1976), and director Brian De Palma brings us Hall of Fame worthy nudity from Angie Dickinson and Nancy Allen in Dressed to Kill (1980). More like Un-Dressed to Kill, isn’t it? Finally Kelly Lynch gives up a rare back beaver shot in Road House (1989), and Madonna shows off her material curls in Body of Evidence (1993). See pics after the jump!
