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Gabourey Sidibe’s SNL Promos: Love Letters in the Samberg

New promos have been released for Gabourey Sidibe’s hosting gig on Saturday Night Live this week, and they accomplish a number of things: 1) They stave off Howard Stern’s pesky doubts about her future . 2) They prove this show could be fun — unlike, say, last week’s episode , and 3) They pair Sidibe with Andy Samberg and reference Precious in a fun way, even if they neglect to mention the Kabletown title Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel Tush by Assfire.

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Tila Tequila Brings the Crazy to Howard Stern

She’s alive! We were getting worried about Tila Tequila for awhile, as the batty, often-naked, talentless reality star has taken down her Twitter account and seemingly gone into hibernation. That’s what happens when you claim to be pregnant … yet there’s nary a baby bump months later. But Tila actually appeared on the Howard Stern Sirius radio show yesterday, and she brought every ounce of crazy with her! Among the topics Tequila dished on: She got artificially inseminated as a promise to late fiancee Casey Johnson. Tom, the creator of MySpace, personally invited her to join his social networking site. She thinks Casey’s dogs were euthanized by her family and buried with Johnson. ( They weren’t .) Her and Casey were starting a lingerie line when the latter passed away. Tila admitted that Johnson “did have a lot of prescription medication… I didn’t know what they were.” But Tequila turned Casey’s life around by saying: “I will put you under my wing and I will heal you with my love.” She also told Tila: “After I die, feel free to exploit my passing by giving every interview possible, pretending you are carrying our child and showing less shame than Tiger Woods in a Las Vegas nightclub.” No, wait. Casey never said that.

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Tila Tequila In A Classy See Through Outfit

It looks as though Tila Tequila has gotten over the heartbreak of miscarrying her imaginary baby and the loss of her pretend lesbian bride and has gone back to her old familiar slutty ways. Here she is showing some skin in a see through dress at the Howard Stern studios the other day. This chick is all class, and who’s she trying to kid? Everyone knows there’s no such thing as a blond asian, they’re like unicorns, they only exist in fairy-tales and pornos.

Ugly Betty Miserable Bra Flash of the Day

I don’t like shows about ugly bitches. I don’t think they should even be allowed on TV, since TV is supposed to set the mood and the insecurities of the population and this Ugly Betty bitch throws that off, I guess that’s why it was cancelled, something I was really happy about, but unfortunately, now that they are cancelled, they are pulling all the stops and really letting lose with the shit, with scenes involving America Ferrera, the pig who plays the Ugly bitch because she’s ugly flashing her bra and the whole thing may be exciting to you, but I think should get some execs fined by the FCC or whoever the people who always run after Howard Stern are. This is obscene. Little kids were possibly watching the show with their fat moms who relate to the show…but probbaly not…since no one is watching the show.

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Jamie Foxx and Howard Stern Engage in Immature Feud

After this year’s Academy Awards , while most viewers were praising the personality and presence of Gabourey Sidibe at the ceremony, Howard Stern was taking a different stance. On the air, he referred to the Oscar nominee as “an enormous woman the size of a planet.” In response, Jamiee Foxx called Stern out, seemingly inviting a feud between the stars and saying he hopes it gets “hot” because Stern “hasn’t really made a big splash in a long time.” Relevance in the entertainment universe challenged, Stern replied to the actor this week, playing the same immature, uncreative card that’s been played in so many arguments between men: Oh yeah? You’re gay! “He seems to be in some bizarre thing where he wants to start in with me so that he can get some attention for his channel on [radio show] Foxxhole, which is an interesting name too. The hole. I wonder which hole they’re referring to? How many holes are in Jamie? He’s got an ass and a mouth. I don’t know what he does with them,” Stern said, adding: “It’s interesting that he chose the name Jamie, I could get into the whole f-cking thing… My guess is we’re probably not on the same team. I think he’s playing for a way different team. I don’t know what team he’s on, but it ain’t my team.” Foxx’s take? “I’m not gay… A lot of people say that I’m gay and that doesn’t bother me, because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I’m secure with myself. And I’m not gonna take that, Coward Stern. I’m not gonna take that from a person who has chronic gonorrhea.” So, to review: Stern says Foxx is gay. Foxx replies by making up a nickname for Stern and claiming he has an STD. It may be tough to choose a winner in this intelligent debate, but do your best: Whose side are you on?

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Gabourey Sidibe to Host Saturday Night Live!

Dear Howard Stern, Gabourey Sidibe is doing just fine, thank you very much! Despite the shock jock’s controversial remarks that the Precious Oscar-nominee will have…

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Jessica Simpson to Howard Stern: Don’t Mess With Sidibe!

Jessica Simpson is coming to Gaby Sidibe’s defense against Howard Stern for his recent outburst that the Oscar-nominee could kiss her Hollywood career goodbye because of her…

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Jamie Jungers Wins Tiger Woods Mistress Pageant!

Radio magnate Howard Stern held his long-awaited beauty pageant for Tiger Woods’ mistresses Wednesday, with Jaime Jungers taking home the dubious honors. To the victor goes a $75,000 cash prize. And that to the hush money he likely paid to keep her from blabbing to the press or Elin Woods, and she did pretty well! Jamie Jungers ‘ win came after she answered most of the leering questions the radio legend threw her way, including those about Woods’ anatomical endowments. She’s a classy chick, no doubt. Also competing in the contest, which is simultaneously sad, absurd and hilarious, were Loredana Jolie and Jaimee Grubbs, who pocketed $15,000 as runners-up. Jamie Jungers takes home the prestigious honor. It was no surprise to see Grubbs taking part in the pageant , given that she shamelessly sold Tiger Woods’ voicemail and has given umpteen interviews about him. Loredana Jolie? No surprise there either. We would have loved to see a higher turnout, though. What else do you have going on, Cori Rist? Or you, Theresa Rogers? Rachel Uchitel was barred from competing , due to her settlement with Tiger, which might have altered the results. Did the right woman win? Vote in our poll below! Did Jamie deserve to win this prestigious honor, or should it have gone to another cocktail waitress? Which Tiger Woods mistress is the hottest?

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And The Winner Is…

Jamie Jungers can add $75,000 to her 15 minutes of fame… The Las Vegas cocktail waitress beat out Jaimee Grubbs and Loredana Jolie winning the Tiger Woods mistresses beauty pageant on the Howard Stern show. If ya can’t beat ’em, join ’em!

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