According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk . And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear. Photos: PacificCoastNews
Whoa. I guess I haven’t been paying enough attention to my second-favorite MILF Hilary Duff lately, because she went out and dyed her hair this crazy green. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not a huge fan. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Hilary would still be one of my favorite hotties even if she shaved her head. But if she really wanted to get my attention, she didn’t have to go to all this trouble, she could’ve just showed up in a bikini instead. Photos: WENN.com
We all know that Scott Disick likes to drink too much. The man who calls himself the Lord has provided us with plenty of evidence of his problematic boozing over the years, such as when Scott was found drunk and barefoot stumbling through an Atlantic City hotel room last weekend. We learned this week Scott has checked into rehab once again, this time pursing an experimental course of treatment in Costa Rica. Disick is trying to get sober through a strange method that involves eating the roots of an African shrub that’s been known to cause hallucinations. Proponents of the method claim that Scott’s supervised “trips” will help him to learn about himself and to realize that he doesn’t need to get drunk in order to be happy. Sources close to the father of three say they’re not surprised that Disick is undergoing a more unusual treatment this time, as traditional rehab methods have failed him several times in the past. Scott left rehab after just one day when he checked in last summer, and now it seems that’s not the first time that he sought help and then immediately changed his mind. “Scott often checks into rehab to detox after an especially dangerous bender and will leave shortly thereafter, usually no more than five days,” as source close to Disick tells Radar Online. “He checks into rehab when he’s gone too far and people fear for his life. But once he detoxes, he leaves as if nothing has happened.” The insider adds that Scott has checked himself into rehab at least four times in the past, but he’s never lasted more than a few days. The anonymous friend does not expect this time to be any different. “I guarantee he will be home by next week,” the source says. “There is no way he will stay longer than that. He is already making plans…He is definitely not looking to stay!” Sounds like only one question remains: Will Kourtney Kardashian take him back once again? 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It’s been almost four months since we first learned that Farrah Abraham is dating Simon Saran and remarkably, they’re still going strong. Or perhaps we should say, they were going strong. Farrah has a way of messing up the relationships in her life by blurting out whatever nonsense pops into her head while talking to the press, and we’re guessing Simon won’t be too pleased to find out that she talked about his masturbation habits during a recent interview. “He has my sex toys!” Farrah excitedly told Radar Online. You may remember that Farrah’s sax toys include molds of her vagina, hand, and what she refers to as her “backdoor.” She says that she and Simon are in a long-distance relationship (She lives in Austin; he’s in San Diego.), snd that the “Hand Stroker” and other such peg-in-hole devices help Simon to, um…pass the time when they’re apart. Of course, in addition to being an orifice model, Farrah is a porn star so one can’t help but wonder if Simon has checked out her film debut. “He does not have my sex tape!” Farrah says. “He watches guy comedies!” Hmmm…It seems Farrah’s not totally clear on how porn works. For most guys, if they have their mind made up to watch porn, they’re not gonna be distracted when they stumble across a censored version of the Hangover 3 on Comedy Central. Porn and comedy meet different needs, Farrah. You should know that; you’ve had plenty of experience with both. Your career centers around porn, but your private life is a comedy. Maybe you should write that a Post-It or something, so you don’t forget. Speaking of comedy, Farrah says Simon will appear on Teen Mom OG and we can look forward to seeing the two of them fight. “If there is any bickering, it’s just because we’re getting to know each other,” says Farrah. Riiiiight. We all know the first few weeks of a relationship are the toughest. Sigh. It’s tough to admit, but we kinds can’t wait for another full season of nonsensical Farrah-isms. 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics 1. Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume View Photo Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up. 2. Farrah Abraham Mullet View Photo Farrah Abraham rocks the mullet like it’s her job. What a great look for her honestly. 3. Farrah Abraham Bent Over View Photo Farrah Abraham bends over and hikes a football in the best/worst photo of all time. 4. Farrah Abraham Lip Implant Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham was the victim of some seriously botched lip implants. The former Teen Mom star shared photos of the procedure gone awry online. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Farrah Gets Off View Photo Or is off her rocker. We’re not really sure what the heck is going on here. 6. Farrah Abraham Plastic Surgery View Photo Nice face. 7. Farrah Abraham Screen Shot View Photo Farrah Abraham in a lovely screen shot. And by lovely we mean absolutely terrifying. 8. Farrah Abraham Looks Fake View Photo This is not actually a wax figure of Farrah Abraham but it might as well be. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Farrah Abraham Vivid View Photo Farrah Abraham is a Vivid girl. Everything about her is. 10. Farrah Abraham Cries View Photo Very familiar. She doesn’t cry pretty either. 11. Farrah Abraham: Bad B-tch Tour View Photo Farrah announced her Bad B-tch Tour online. It will involve something called lingerie DJ sets 12. Farrah Abraham Crying View Photo A familiar sight. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Farrah Abraham Cries a Lot View Photo We can’t stop either. 14. Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo View Photo An ad for Farrah Abraham doing her thing in Austin. Her thing being stripping for money. 15. Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ View Photo Farrah Abraham is Blowin’ up … the Internet with all her crazy shenanigans. 16. Farrah Abraham: Freaky Face! View Photo Seriously, WTF is going on with her face? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Farrah Abraham Lips Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham’s lips are off the proverbial chain in this photo. What did she have done with them? Does that Blow Pop stand a chance?! 18. Farrah Abraham: Celeburty! View Photo Farrah Abraham is a celeburty. She is great at spelling. And having sex on camera. 19. Farrah Abraham Mascot View Photo This is a promotional image for Farrah Abraham’s new restaurant Froco. It is a tad bit scary. 20. Farrah Abraham Lip Photo View Photo Farrah was the victim of a bad lip implant. She shared pics as a warning to fans. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Farrah Abraham and Daughter View Photo This photo of Farrah and her daughter is cringe worthy only because Sophia has to grow up and see the rest of these photos. 22. Farrah Abraham Wisdom View Photo The wisdom of Farrah Abraham. Nothing more needs to be said. 23. Appearance, Sexuality, Ability View Photo Appearance, Sexuality, Ability … Farrah Abraham has got it all ladies and germs. 24. Farrah Abraham Candid Photo View Photo Farrah Abraham poses with what looks like a tasty meal. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Farrah Abraham Married Man Photo View Photo Hooking up with allegedly married men? Doesn’t exactly mesh with her Christian image. Then again neither does filming porn or lying about it. The End. Up Next: ” 25 Most Cringe-Worthy Farrah Abraham Pics .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
It looks like it could be another failed romance for the Queen of Twerk. Miley Cyrus and Patrick Schwarzenegger have only been dating for four months, but sources say they’re moving fast – very fast. In fact, last week it was reported that Miley and Patrick are talking marriage . The news wasn’t all that surprising, as that’s sorta Miley’s MO. After all, she got engaged to Liam Hemsworth when she was just 19. Those two never never made it to the altar, of course, and they eventually parted ways amidst rumors of infidelity. Now – if a handful of unidentified sources are to be believed – it looks like Miley’s relationship with Patrick could meet with a similar fate. Radar Online is reporting that Patrick was spotted getting close with a bikini-clad brunette during a recent beach party. Insiders claim photos that will soon be made public show Patrick kissing, embracing, holding hands with, and even doing body shots off of the mystery woman. Patrick has already responded to the controversy on social media, tweeting, “OMG. It’s one of my best friends…Would NEVER do anything against my GF.” Naturally, Patrick is taking a lot of flak from Miley fans, many of whom have brought up the topic of the Arnold Schwarzenegger cheating scandal and suggested that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. It’s a low blow, but when a guy is half Kennedy, half Schwarzenegger, it’s hard to ignore his family’s history of philandering. Miley Cyrus Instagram Photos 1. Miley Cyrus Quacks Up View Photo Miley is all quacked up in this photo, snapped while she was hospitalized for an allergic reaction. 2. Miley Cyrus Hospital Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus suffered an allergic reaction to medication and was hospitalized in April 2014. But at least she was still able to snap some selfies. 3. Miley Cyrus in Hospital View Photo Miley Cyrus is in the hospital. She has an allergic reaction but will be just fine 4. Miley Cyrus Haircut Photo View Photo This is what it looks like when Miley Cyrus gets a haircut. Fascinating, isn’t it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Totally Topless Miley Cyrus View Photo Miley Cyrus is very topless in this Instagram photo. At least she has strategically placed her arm in a certain spot, though. 6. Smooching Their Pooch View Photo Miley Cyrus and her sister lay a smooch on the former’s dog in this adorable Twit pic. Cute stuff. 7. Miley and Dog View Photo We send our thoughts to Miley Cyrus. Her dog Floyd passed away in the spring of 2014. 8. Miley Cyrus and Floyd View Photo Miley Cyrus cuddles up here with Floyd. The dog sadly died in Apri 2014. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Miley Cyrus Sunburn View Photo Miley Cyrus has had too much sun. She might wanna lookout for skin cancer. 10. Miley Cyrus Bikini Crotch View Photo Miley Cyrus doesn’t just pose here in a bikini. She does a crotch grab. 11. Miley Cyrus Joint Rolling View Photo This is your basic photo of Miley Cyrus rolling a joint. She very much likes to smoke marijuana. 12. Miley Cyrus Lip Tattoo View Photo Miley Cyrus rocks an eccentric tattoo in this photo. Are you digging it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Miley Cyrus Sex Toy Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus poses here with a sex toy. Why? Because that’s how Miley Cyrus rolls. 14. Miley Cyrus Instagram Image View Photo We’re up close and very personal with Miley Cyrus in this photo. She’s singing into a microphone on Instagram. 15. Miley Cyrus with a Pancake View Photo Miley Cyrus is out of the hospital. And she’s into her kitchen, eating pancakes! 16. Glowing Miley View Photo This is an interesting Miley Cyrus photo. She put it on Instagram not long after she got released from the hospital. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Miley Cyrus in London View Photo Miley Cyrus does her thing in this photo. In other words: she sticks her tongue out. 18. Miley Cyrus is Silly View Photo Miley Cyrus likes to make silly faces. Take this photo on Instagram, for example. 19. Miley Cyrus in Ireland Bed View Photo Miley Cyrus posted this photo from Ireland. She described herself in it as “sad and cranky.” 20. Miley Cyrus Glam Selfie View Photo Miley Cyrus goes glam for this selfie. We’re not sure what’s up with her lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Miley Cyrus: Lighting Mouth View Photo No idea why Miley has lightning shooting from her mouth here. We’re sure it seemed really deep when she made it. 22. Miley Cyrus Joker Photo View Photo Miley looks unsettlingly like the Joker here. Why so serious? 23. Miley Cyrus Moon Eyes Photo View Photo We’re not sure what Miley is trying to say with this photo. Is she just trying to tell us how high she is? 24. Miley Cyrus Instagram Weirdness View Photo Just one of the many weird things Miley’s posted to Instagram. This girl is smoking some strong stuff. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 25. Miley Cyrus Instagram Collage View Photo One of Miley’s werid Instagram posts. Actually, this is one of the more sane ones. 26. Miley Cyrus in Bra and Panties View Photo Oh, Miley Cyrus. The singer has posted this racy photo to her Instagram page. 27. Miley Cyrus, Topless Again View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless again. She posted this picture to Instagram in June 2014. 28. Miley… Dog… Shower View Photo It looks like Miley Cyrus is getting along well with her new dog, doesn’t it? The two poses here in the shower. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 29. Miley Cyrus, Bare Back View Photo Miley Cyrus is topless in this Instagram photo. Some guys would likely want her to turn around. 30. Miley Cyrus Nude Instagram Pic View Photo Miley Cyrus is very much naked in this Instagram photo. It may be her most risque to date. 31. Miley Cyrus After a Shower View Photo Miley Cyrus loves to document her hygiene habits. She’s done so again in this Instagram photo. 32. Miley Cyrus Underwear Photo View Photo Miley Cyrus is apparently a fan of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Based on her underwear, at least. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 33. Miley Cyrus Peeing View Photo Yup, this is a photo of Miley Cyrus peeing in the woods. We sort of wish she had not posted it on Instagram. 34. Miley Cyrus and Her Pig View Photo Miley Cyrus has a new pet. Say hello to Bubba Sue, an adorable piglet. 35. Miley and PIG View Photo Miley Cyrus hangs out here with her pig. She has name the animal PIG. 36. Miley Cyrus Acting Weird View Photo This is just Miley Cyrus being Miley Cyrus. What else is there to say? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 37. Miley Cyrus with Pasties View Photo Miley Cyrus gives us an intimate look at her boobs in this Instagram photo. She’s sporting some pasties. 38. Miley Cyrus Naked in the Shower View Photo NSFW Alert! Miley Cyrus has shared a photo of herself naked in the shower for some reason. 39. Miley Cyrus Instagram Still View Photo Miley Cyrus just wants peace in the world. According to her face in this Instagram photo, that is. 40. Miley Goes Blonde View Photo Miley Cyrus has gone platinum. What do you think of this bold hair color decision? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 41. Miley as Elvis View Photo Miley Cyrus pays tribute to Elvis Presley in this Instagram photo. The late singer would have been 80 years old in January 2014. 42. Miley Cyrus Takes Vitamin View Photo Take your vitamins, people! That’s the message Miley Cyrus sends in this silly Instagram photo. 43. Miley Cyrus Masturbation Pic View Photo This is how Miley Cyrus claims you should keep the “haters” away. Just touch yourself, people! 44. Miley Cyrus Nude Photograph View Photo This Miley Cyrus nude photograph is the single raunchiest thing we’ve ever seen. Or close to it. At least from her. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 45. Miley Cyrus Nude Image View Photo Holy nudity! Miley Cyrus bares pretty much everything in this naked photo for V Magazine. 46. Miley Cyrus Nipples Slip View Photo Miley Cyrus’ nipples slip out of her bra … entirely by choice. Good stuff, Miles. Not trying too hard at all these days are you. 47. Miley Cyrus with a Blunt View Photo According to Miley Cyrus, this is the biggest blunt ever. She’s very excited to smoke it on Instagram. 48. Miley Cyrus Rolls a Joint View Photo Miley twists a jay in the studio. The photo was posted by Wayne Coyne of The Flaming Lips. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 49. Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber Pic View Photo Miley posted a photo of herself groping Bieber on her Instagram page. Sadly, it’s just a fan-made edit. 50. Miley Cyrus: Dissing Selena? View Photo Is Miley Cyrus trolling Selena Gomez? She’s posing here on Instagram while holding a copy of the V issue which Selena covers. The End. 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You may want to sit down for this: There are nude photos of Kim Kardashian on the Internet! We know; you’re shocked, but this is the world we live in now and you’re just gonna have to accept it. Okay, sarcasm aside, the latest Kim nudes started popping on Kanye West’s Twitter feed about an hour ago. We’ve posted them below so that you can enjoy the sight of Kim’s naked form for the 4 millionth time without having your eyes assaulted by a bunch of Yeezy’s all-caps rants about sweat pants. Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter 1. Kim Kardashian: Topless on Twitter! View Photo Kanye West tweeted a bunch of nude photos of Kim Kardashian today. Because if there’s one thing the Internet was lacking, it was naked pics of Kim K! 2. Kim Kardashian Topless Pic View Photo The latest Kim topless photo. We know it’s nothing you haven’t seen before, but some things never get old! 3. Kim Kardashian: Boobs on Twitter View Photo No one does social media nudity quite like Kim. This is one of many nudes her husband recently tweeted. 4. Kim Kardashian: Full-Body Nude View Photo Kim’s on a mission to see how many different nude poses the body can pull off. By our count, this is number 4,000,008. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian: Nude in Black and White View Photo Kim brings a certain artsiness to her nude photos. Or at least she wants us to think she does. 6. Kim Kardashian: Naked on a Computer Screen View Photo Here’s Kim nude on a computer screen with a bad glare. We guess this is her idea of “artsy.” The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Season 10 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered last night, and Kim reached 30 million Twitter followers today, so Kanye decided to congratulate her by being all, “Hey, here’s what you look like naked!” Actually, his exact words were, “CONGRATS BABY ON 30 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!!” Then he said “SWISH” a bunch of times in a row, because Kanye probably thinks he’s influential enough to bring that word back. Considering Kim’s sex tape took her from Paris Hilton’s big-bootied BFF to cultural force to be reckoned with, we suppose it’s fitting that ‘Ye chose to celebrate his wife’s latest milestone with an avalanche of nudity, but couldn’t he have switched it up a bit? At this point, he’s just flooding the market with Kim’s giant boobs . It’s not enough that the two of them have sex 500 times a day , now he wants to see her gargantuan butt all over his social media pages too? This dude’s got the worst known case of Badokadonk Fever. Somewhere, Ray J is planning an intervention. 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes 1. Kim Klose Up View Photo See?!? Kim Kardashian isn’t ALWAYS naked, people! She does throw on some layer on occasion. 2. Kimye in Utah View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks some fur while skiing in Utah with Kanye West. Or at least while pausing to take a photo on top of a mountain in Utah. 3. No Makeup on Kim Kardashian View Photo Who needs to wear makeup? Not Kim Kardashian in this fresh-faced selfie! 4. Kim Kardashian Australian Vogue Cover View Photo Looking good, Kim Kardashian! The sex tape star covers this issue of Australian Vogue. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian Poses in LA View Photo Kim Kardashian shows off her cleavage in this red carpet photo. She really likes to do that, not that we object. 6. A Smooch for North View Photo So cute! Kim Kardashian plants a kiss on daughter North West in this adorable Instagram image. 7. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Balmain Ad View Photo Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are all over each other. And all over Balmain’s new spring menswear ad campaign. 8. Kim and Part of Nori View Photo This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and daughter North West. Sort of. The latter has mostly been cropped out for some reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian Loves Herself View Photo Another day, another Kim Kardashian selfie. She really loves to snap photos of herself. 10. Kim Kardashian Snapshot View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has large breasts? It’s true! Look at this top that she’s wearing. 11. Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore View Photo Reality star and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore, with the goofy Snooki-style glasses to really look the part. 12. Kim Kardashian and Her Large Breasts View Photo Hi there, giant breasts! Kim Kardashian flaunts her boobs for this cover of Elle UK. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kim Kardashian Elle UK Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian covers this issue of Elle UK. Surprisingly, she’s fully dressed while doing so. 14. Kim Kardashian for Fleur Fatale View Photo Kim Kardashian has come out with her SEVENTH fragrance. She poses here in promotion of Fleur Fatale. 15. Kim Kardashian and Daughter North View Photo Kim Kardashian and daughter North get all serious for this photo. Kim says it’s how they come across when faced with the paparazzi. 16. Kim Kardashian as a Skelton View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks a skeleton costume for Halloween in this photo. What do you think of it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kim Kardashian Accentuates Breasts View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has very big boobs? She shows them off in this shirt. 18. Honoring North West View Photo Check out this bling on Kim Kardashian! Yes, those rings spell out the name of her daughter, North West. 19. Kim, Kanye and North in Paris View Photo The Kardashian-Wests all attended a runway in Paris this week. Yes, including little Nori. 20. Kim Kardashian and Koala View Photo Kim Kardashian cuddles with a koala in this photo. He doesn’t look happy to be held by the star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kim Kardashian is Popular View Photo This is the life for Kim Kardashian. She is often surrounded by people and cell phones. 22. Kim Gets Glammed View Photo Kim Kardashian is getting all glammed up in this Facebook photo. But she’s also playing mother to little North West. The End. Up Next: ” 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Kate Hudson is not that hot, but obviously she has some kind of appeal, because she has gone through every single dude in hollywood and entertainment, all while managing to leverage her parents to create some bullshit career that she gets paid amazingly for, since she hit before the industry bottomed out…. Even I was drawn to her in some 1996 article on her mom for Architectural Digest, you know back in my Real Estate Tycoon days… I thought Kate Hudson is a girl I could probably fuck, if I randomly met her in LA you know never going to be her mom, probably fun to hang with because of her fucked up upbringing…. That was back when I believed anything was possible,before becoming a broken uninspired man, married to a pig, living in hell…you know when you’re in your 20s and think “shit I can be the next Bill Gates, before develop drug, alcohol and prostitute addiction”….. But still in the back on my mind think, could happen with this one, because she seems to always need a dick to fill her…it is more of a right place, right time situation with this one… All this to say, she’s probably spoiled, bratty, and awful even in her late 30s…a terrible person who could have been responsible for Zoolander 2 never coming to fruition due to suicide… But I still can look at her ass and not hate it…but then again..I can look at a ham sandwich and want to fuck it…thanks to my facebook feed.. Here she is at the beach in MALIBU with the dude from Cold Play…because the industry is small and everyone gets passed around… TO SEE SOME OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Hudson Ass at the Beach of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dianna Agron is from Glee, I am sure she’s done other things, because when you’re on Glee, you generally have a fan base and are marketable to casting directors and brands who book you for other shit… That is not to say that Dianna Agron has any talent, I mean Glee may have been a huge show, but it was equally a shit show, and the people on it were so bad that at least one of them had to kill himself off for hating his existence…. Song and dance motherfucekrs… The point is that these producers recycle people, so all you have to do is get in the circle, behave, suck dick proper…figuratively and literally, and they’ll just keep using you, as they’ve already invested in creating you… The real point is that she had a nipple slip….and we love nipples…they feed babies… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Dianna Agron Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Is Kim Kardashian Copying This Pop Star? This is Jelena Karleusa, a Serbian pop star with a huge Eastern European following — known in the states in smaller circles mainly for her slick personal style. Does she happen to remind you of anyone?? If you think she looks a WHOLE lot like Kim Kardashian circa Paris Fashion Week, you aren’t alone. Jelena herself even seems to be under the impression that Kanye Kimmy Cakes’ style team is taking cues from looks she’s been cultivating on her own for YEARS to give the reality diva an edgier look…right down to her freshly dyed icy blonde locks . She’s been posting her own comparison shots to Instagram for the past few days, noting how her #TBTs are suddenly Kim’s #OOTDs: But the 36-year-old pop-star says she doesn’t blame Kim for playing dress up. After all, she doubts any of it is her idea anyway. As she told US Weekly earlier today: “I think that her stylists are inspired by my IG page, not her. I don’t have a stylist, I do it all by myself. She is beautiful, so it doesn’t matter if she put anything on her head. She doesn’t need hair at all.” Even though Kim is turning into a virtual Jelena clone with her cleavage-baring, monochromatic looks and newly cut and bleached ‘do, the singer swears she isn’t mad. She just…notices things. The likeness is uncanny as all hell. Welp, like Jelena said…let’s play! Hit the flip to see if you can tell who’s who between these two… Instagram / WENN / Splash / FFN
Renee Olstead is some young actress popstar from Texas who was probably whored out by her parents… She was on the one TV show that I am pretty sure gave me a shout out…called The Secret Life of the American Teenager…. I guess that was the original Pretty Little Liars…not that I know anything about these teen things…I like my girls in their 20s and broken…less dumb…and more experienced to make me cum… That said, here she is for some magazine I’ve never heard of… But the highlight of her career is HER STRATEGIC LEAKED NUDES ….because I love leaked nudes…and more importantly…THEM TITS ARE HUGE… Does she matter, does anything really matter? I mean seriously…evrything, and everyone is bullshit…but as long as I can look at their tits…they are ok… The post Renee Olstead for Powder Room Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
