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Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day

Posted on April 12, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Vanessa Hudgens is looking good. She’s been pretty pudgy her entire career, you know like a little hairy monkey, getting the nickname Pudgens from people like me, who are so obvious in our humor, calling chubby girls my Thinspiration, and other great fat jokes I’ve been saving in my catalog since the first grade… I guess her live theater acting forces her to actually stay away from the craft services and burn all kinds of calories…because she’s on Broadway, you know a musical theater star, like some kind of faggot, who may or may not be into anal, but based on my experience is probably into anal, girls fucking love anal…. But who I do know is into nude selfies, because her lawyers have reached out to me not once but TWICE, on two different nude selfie occasions, one younger and hairier than the other, and since that happened…I’ve been a fan… She’s in Miami, owning her new body, and I’m into it….bikinis with her busty sister…is great sister fetish erotica for the day… Here are some videos: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Vanessa Hudgens and Her Sister in a Weird BIKINI Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Naked Woman Stripped and Tied to a Tree of the Day

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is apparently a video of a woman, stripped naked and tied to a tree because her husband thinks she’s being unfaithful… I am not sure what culture or country this is, all brown people look the same to me, but I keep thinking of every cheating slut in America was tied naked to a tree, or to a lamp post in cities, I’d get to see a lot more tits than I do walking down the street…something I’m missing in winter when everyone is bundled up… As a feminist, who gives women the conduit to express their sexuality, I feel like this is pretty fucking disturbing…I mean really fucking disturbing….even if this was some kind of weird sex game…it is pretty fucking disturbing…but as someone who can appreciate the humor in everything, and who is so desensitized by everything, this is next level… The post Naked Woman Stripped and Tied to a Tree of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lucy Hale is the back-burnered, pushing 30, Pretty Little Liar…which means she’s still extremely fucking famous, kids fucking love that show making all these girls matter, but in mattering there’s a fear of being typecast, especially when the show is clearly going to be cancelled soon enough…forgotten… I guess she’s just not as hot as chubby benson and the Canadian…not that I’ve ever seen the show, and could be totally wrong about everything I say about it… I just know she’s in bondage gear for Paper magazine, because Bondage is in, I haven’t met a girl under 25 who doesn’t want to be choked out while getting fucked up the ass…smacked and bruise…because for some reason that’s feminism and empowering… Makes for a good time, until they decide you’re a rapist that didn’t respect their safe word.. The post Lucy Hale is Edgy for Paper Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day

Posted on November 30, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Live action cabbage patch doll Amy Schumer, who has blocked me on social media, because comedians are sensitive souls who make fun of everyone, including themselves, but don’t like being teased by other people, because it hurts their feelings… She was a rich Jewish kid, turned comedian everyone loves and I’m not a fan of her, but at the same time I don’t hate her or her success, I don’t know enough about her humor, it just seems like it may be a little low hanging fruit, laugh at the obvious, empower the fat chick…and I guess Pirelli, who have a calendar that has always been for models, at least that’s how they started many many years ago…when they came up with the concept for high fashion nudity for their calendar…but we can assume since there is no need for calendars anymore, just throw anyone in there…that will get attention…because pretty images of pretty people to hang on your wall just isn’t in…but making noise and supporting or empowering fat chicks is.. So here she is, with her face looking like a drawing it’s been so photoshopped and still not cute…with her fat rolls saying “it’s ok to be fat” and I am sure women everywhere are excited as fuck about this…in a “You go star”…way…but she’s just a marketer, marketing to that market the way they need to be marketed to. She knows she’s disgusting, but even being as disgusting as she is, guys will fuck her…even when she was just a bar tender…she knows she’s only good at jokes to make up for being ugly and this feeling liberated shit may be an act, may be a who gives a fuck, may be a “make fucking money”…but it is working…because what guys want to see doesn’t matter, and really guys can jerk off to anything – they’ll fuck anything…and if it has tits…they think anything is hot… So do I think a girl should have her fat photoshopped out, no, I like authenticity…but I think her face should be as authentic…no make-up…give it to us how it really is…like how I’d wake up next to her still drunk after she date rapes me because she’s aggressive and I’m desirable… ALL THIS TO SAY – TERRIFYING.. The post Amy Schumer for The Pirelli Calendar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rose McGowan’s Boobs of the Day

Posted on June 19, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rose McGowan has told me…at least over her personal facebook…that I am pretty much a piece of shit… She is not down with the shit that I write…she finds it obnoxious, unproductive, a waste of time and negative… She told me that I could just as easily say good things about people, rather than being a piece of shit hater…. Well, the good news is, that no matter how much I make fun of overpaid cunts, or laugh at overrated cunts, or call out the media and advertising for brainwashing us…because the whole thing is a farce….and no matter how Rose McGowan doesn’t see the humor, or even care I exist…but cared enough to tell me I pretty much suck…. I can still look at her tits…like it was still 1995 and this was doom generation…a mainstream movie I rented because of it’s rating back in 1995..when tits in movies mattered….because they are perfect… So Rose McGowan is not a fan of me, and doesn’t care enough to even know I exist, but cared enough to tell me I suck…but I am a fan of her tits…and I guess that’s what matters..in this horrible world we live in… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rose McGowan’s Boobs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez Bloated Face with her Friends of the Day

Posted on June 4, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on Jun 3, 2015 at 12:19pm PDT Here’s some Disney Starlet making fun of vocal lessons in her spare time, with a girl I assume is her assistant, because they live in some insular shitty world, and this is their life…. You know being a media whore puppet with a hired staff who are riding her coat tails all while being fun around because the whole thing is ridiculous….making jokes that only someone who has vocal lessons would find fun…when the general public just can’t relate or see the humor in this…because it’s a hollywood activity for people who don’t have enough talent to no need vocal lessons…but who can fill seats…because they are Selena Gomez…probably a TM of Disney…with it’s bloated Bieber fucking face… That said, the friend she humilated acting a fool is named Raquelle Stevens and I want to date her… The post Selena Gomez Bloated Face with her Friends of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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If People Left Parties Like They Leave Facebook, Parties Would Be Terrible: Watch

Posted on March 26, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

College Humor video skewers people who make grand social media exits.

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Miley Cyrus Nude: Singer Posts Raunchiest, Most NSFW, Bootleg Photo Yet

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Watching Miley Cyrus stoop to new lows, without fail, nearly every single day of the week, is equal parts saddening, awesome, fascinating and revolting. Her latest Instagram photo, a seriously raunchy and weird ass shot you can never unsee, sums up all of the above emotions simultaneously in one image. One eye-popping, jaw-dropping image that just made us hurl a little. Words fail us at this point. Who is she and what the heck is this?! The deterioration of this shining star is pretty remarkable. Just when you think she can’t possibly raise (if you can call it that) the bar of shock value and nudity, she ups the ante once more on social media. We’re nearing the point of bootleg porn these days. While seeing Miley Cyrus naked in V was pretty intense, Instagram has somehow left up her most recent photos, some of her most revealing ever. For Miley, that is saying a whole heck of a lot. Hardly a day goes by without a new Miley Cyrus nip slip – some of them ostensibly for the “Free the Nipple” campaign, others just because – online. The above shot was captioned “#NSFW Polaroids.” That’s putting it mildly. Ditto her other recent full frontal nude pic with soap suds covering her nipples and vagina, barely. Just so far beyond ratchet. It seems that for Miley Cyrus, getting buck arse naked isn’t just an act, and it certainly isn’t just for Patrick Schwarzenegger anymore. It’s a way of life. One has to wonder what Patrick is thinking these days. Perhaps something along the lines of “why buy the cow when everyone else gets the milk for free?” We kid, but it does beg the question of what Miley is trying to prove these days. This isn’t sexy, and it’s no longer even that shocking. It’s just … bizarre. It’s not the first, nor will it be the last, but it’s easily the most ghetto of all the Miley Cyrus NSFW pics you can never unsee (helpfully compiled below). Click away if you have the stomach for them … 29 Miley Cyrus Topless Pics That We Can Never Unsee 1. Miley Cyrus V Photos This montage is courtesy of V Magazine. It features Miley Cyrus in various states of undress. You tell us, THGers: What do you think of Miley Cyrus these days? Are her recent photos indicative of a serious drug problem or mental disorder? Are we making too big a deal about nothing?

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Teresa Giudice Prison Job Revealed: What Sort of Dirty Work is the Housewife Doing Now?

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

As you’ve probably heard by now, Teresa Giudice is in prison , serving out a 15 month sentence for fraud. Like all residents of Danbury Correctional Institution, Teresa is required to earn her keep by pitting in work.  Prisoners can put in requests, but ultimately have little say in what sort of work they’re assigned. Sources inside the prison report that  Teresa was hoping for a kitchen job , but since she’s new, and cafeteria gigs are among the most coveted in the joint, that was a long shot. Instead, the disgraced reality star has reportedly been assigned to one of the hottest, dirtiest, most unpleasant work details at Danbury – the laundry. Like most inmates,  Teresa will start at 12 cents an hour  to start, so pay was never a consideration. The laundry room was reportedly the last place Teresa wanted to end up, simply because she’s (understandably) disgusted by the thought of handling her fellow inmates’ soiled garments. “It was definitely not her first choice,” says one insider. “Teresa was unhappy when she found out the assignment because she thinks it’s disgusting work to have to do.” “She really was hoping they would let her work in the kitchen. She wants to be able to cook for everyone.” Shockingly, prison officials seemed to not give a crap what Teresa wanted because it’s freaking prison, not college career day. Go figure. Watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey online to see more idiocy from the only Housewife to ever do hard time. 11 Teresa Giudice GIFs That Should Worry Her Fellow Inmates 1. Table Flipping Fiend Teresa Giudice is not gonna take any crap. Her table-flipping reputation will precede her in prison, thanks to The Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 1.

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Swedish Genital Cartoon Creates Uproar, Hilarity

Posted on January 16, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re one of those people who thinks that Spongebob occasionally goes too far, then you might not want to watch this clip from Bacillakuten, a Swedish cartoon designed to teach young children about the human body: Swedish Penis and Vagina Cartoon Yes, that’s a cartoon penis and vagina bouncing around like something from Miley Cyrus’ Instagram page come to life.  The clip has racked up nearly 3 million views on YouTube, making “Willie” and “Snippan” the Internet stars of the moment. (We’re guessing Willie is the penis?) Unfortunately, not everyone who’s watched the video sees the humor or educational value in it. “You’ve gone too far!” wrote one user, adding that her children her no longer be permitted to watch the Bacillakuten YouTube channel. Others have shot back, noting that the show is designed to teach kids about their bodies and, well…genitals are part of the body: “Shame on you!” wrote one irate parent. “What do you say to your kids when they ask about sex!” Kasja Peters, the show’s director issued a statement saying that the content for the show is based on questions that producers receive from children. She added, “When there is so much discussion and debate, maybe that means it’s something that society needs.” We agree. They must be doing something right. After all, this is the most attention paid to a dong since Ben Affleck got naked in Gone Girl . #FreeWillie

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