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Just Do It: Kris Humphries Family Is Embarrassed That He Is Dragging Out Kim K Divorce For Revenge

Might be time to wave the white flag playa Kris Humphries Family Is Embarrassed That Divorce Is Taking So Long Via RadarOnline Kris Humphries‘ family is desperate for the NBA star to settle his bitter divorce battle with Kim Kardashian and an insider exclusively tells RadarOnline.com they’re frustrated by his need for revenge. Kris, 27, turned down a $10 million payoff from Kim, 32, because he’s adamant the 72-day marriage was a fraud and he wants it annulled. “Kris’ family finds the entire matter really annoying because they’re tired of the negative attention and don’t want to be tied to Kim at all anymore,” the insider revealed. “They just want it to be over.” According to the source, Kris’ sister, Kaela Humphries, is particularly frustrated because she feels her career with the Ford Models agency is suffering because of her brother’s reputation. “It’s not completely damaging her career, but she does get turned down more than usual because a lot of the agencies are pro-Kim,” the source told RadarOnline.com. You know it’s bad when you start taking food off other people’s table SMH “And Kaela has no animosity towards Kim. She loves her brother, but she thinks he’s wrong.” The source continued to say that the family feels the entire thing is fueled by Kris’ hunger for revenge — and they don’t see it ending in his favor. “It’s gone on too long and it’s upsetting for the family to know that Kris is out for revenge,” the source said. “The family doesn’t want to be connected to Kim or any of the Kardashians anymore, and they’re worried that Kris will get burned in the end.” At this point they are probably right. Much like the Nets, Kris won’t win in court. No one cares about him anymore, but he’s too dumb to know it. Image via YouTube

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Kris Humphries Taunts Knicks Fans, Gets Slammed by J.R. Smith

The Brooklyn Nets defeated the New York Knicks last night, with Kris Humphries coming off the bench for 11 points and a team-high 13 rebounds. But afterward, attention was less on points in the paint and more on Kim Kardashian. Naturally. After receiving taunts from the Madison Square Garden crowd all game, Humphries tried to get the final say after the contest, telling reporters: “They were harassing me when I was going in and out of the tunnel. But after, I asked them, ‘Why’s everyone so quiet?’” He then followed that statement up on Twitter with: “the Garden got really quiet on the way out!” Unfortunately for Humphries, New York shooting guard J.R. Smith was quick with a Tweeted retort: “Wasnt quiet when Kanye tore it down last month!” OHHHH, SLAM! The Nets may have won the game, but Smith conquered this online war. The Kim Kardashian divorce case continues to drag on, of course, with most blame falling on Humphries. He is seeking an annulment and somehow claims he was duped into a fake marriage. If that were the case, Kris would make Manti Te’o look prescient when it comes to relationships

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Kourtney & Kim Take Miami Season Premiere: Broken Dreams, Plates

Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian returned to take over Miami on E! last night, as the sisters took their scripted act to The Sunshine State. And then they gave it to Kris Humphries . From the best one-liners to the most clearly contrived storylines, we run down the opener of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in our patented +/- system below… Khloe is in the house because her house is being renovated. Of course it is. PLUS 7 for this totally creative way to work the most fun sister into the series. And PLUS 7 more for Khloe immediately focusing her wrath on Humphries, referring to his marriage with Kim as a “waste” of her sister’s “time.” MINUS 19 , however, for not including the entire world along with Kim in that. “It’s a really expensive dream that won’t leave me alone,” Kim says of the relationship. “The judge says we will be divorced in 2013.” Kourtney, meanwhile, is peeved at Kim for inviting Scott Disick to Miami behind her back. PLUS 12 because this means we get to see Scott Disick being a douchebag in Miami! MINUS 39 because Kourtney wasn’t planning on having her kids’ father around for three months?!? Okay, MINUS 38 instead because clearly she was (nice dramatic touch, writers!) The girls find their new DASH is a disasters: clothing is everyone, the racks are a mess, there’s a fire hazard in the back. Kourtney threatens to fire the staff before someone reminds her these sisters don’t actually have anything to do with the store deciding to simply help the employees clean up. PLUS 3 . Khloe decides the three sisters should break some plates to let off stress. MINUS 9 for not shooting them like in Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead . Kim is initially against it, but then realizes: What the heck else are we gonna do on a show about a family that doesn’t work and has no personality? Scott refers to himself as “Lord Disick.” PLUS 24 . Says Khloe of Humphries: “If you wanted to marry someone for press, wouldn’t you have married someone who was actually popular?” Ouch. MINUS 49 to Kourtney for what was apparently an UNoriginal line on The Late Show last week. “I cannot wait for you to have a baby and see what it’s like,” Kourtney says to Kim, earning PLUS 8 for already setting up next season’s storyline. Damn. These gals are good. TOTAL: -72.

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Lindsay Lohan Trial Set For February 27

Lindsay Lohan’s trial date has been set for February 27.  The star’s alleged lie to cops investigating a car crash last June could send her back to jail, and confusion is running rampant over who represents Lohan. Lindsay fired lawyer Shawn Holley , who has repped her for years, earlier this week – only to have Holley show up and enter a plea of not guilty for her. “Do you still represent Ms. Lohan?” Los Angeles County Superior Court Commissioner Jane Godfrey, confused, asked Holley in a hearing Tuesday. “Yes, at this point, yes,” said Holley. “We’ve got to get the representation issue nailed down,” Godfrey told the attorney “The representation issue will be nailed down,” Holley affirmed. A letter firing Holley came from an attorney in New York. Lohan, who was not required to attend Tuesday’s arraignment, must be in court January 30. At that point, the judge and lawyers will nail down any pretrial motions. She faces four misdemeanor charges relating to the accident, but the most serious threat to LiLo’s freedom is the probation revocation that the arrest triggered. She could be jailed for up to 245 days for violating her probation for a shoplifting conviction – one of the terms of her probation is simply obeying all laws. Lohan was put on probation after being convicted in 2011 on charges related to the theft of a necklace. All was well until August 2012, when she crashed her car. Authorities said not only was she driving recklessly in Santa Monica, she also gave false information to a police officer and then resisted a police officer. The city attorney filed four misdemeanor charges against her, prompting an L.A. County Superior Court commissioner to revoke Lohan’s probation. In November, she was also charged with an unrelated misdemeanor assault after allegedly punching a fortune teller at a Manhattan nightclub. Tiffany Mitchell apparently was flirting with LiLo’s BF Max George. In all, Lindsay’s downward spiral has seen her bounce in and out of court at least 19 times and to five different rehabilitation facilities since 2007. Please, sign our White House petition to force her into rehab again. Then vote in our poll: Will she or will she not go to jail in 2013?   Yes. Her luck is running out and she’s going crazy! No! She always finds a way to get out of it! View Poll »

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Jennifer Lopez Worries: Will Casper Smart Leave?

LeAnn Rimes is worried that Eddie Cibrian might cheat on her. And Jennifer Lopez can sort of relate. The singer opens up in the latest issue of People and initially praises boyfriend Casper Smart for helping her “heal” from her latest divorce. But she also expresses concern over the couple’s 18-year age difference, telling the magazine: “I ask him, ‘Why don’t you go find a young girlfriend and get out of here? What do you want with me?’ And you think, ‘How long is this gone be?’ You think, ‘Okay, in 10 years I’m going to be like this and you’re going to be like that…’ Forget 10 years from now, though. Have you seen these Jennifer Lopez bikini photos ? Could Casper really do better? And is Lopez content with the relationship? It certainly sounds that way: “The truth is we don’t know what’s going to happen. We’re loving this moment right now. We make each other happy.”

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Joe Simpson: Estranged From Jessica, Still Producing New Sitcom

Joe Simpson will serve as executive producer of daughter Jessica’s new NBC sitcom , but the two still aren’t on speaking terms … that’s not awkward at all. When the singer-actress-designer tapes the upcoming show, a semi-autobiographical comedy based on her life, Joe will not be on set, reports say. Just like when she filmed NBC’s Fashion Star, Joe, who still serves as her manager, will be there to oversee production, but only if she’s not there. The estrangement stems from the Joe Simpson gay rumors and the end of his marriage to Jessica’s mom Tina; they separated in 2012 after 27 years. “Don’t be fooled that because Joe is executive producer for Jessica’s new show she has now forgiven him for cheating on Tina,” a family source said. “In fact, they still don’t talk and Jessica doesn’t want anything to do with him.” “He won’t be on set when she is. Jessica will film scenes and Joe will have to review it later on a recording and discuss the show with other producers.” “He’s her manager now. That’s it.” “If Jessica had it her way, Joe wouldn’t be involved at all. However, she’s still under contract to be managed by him so there’s nothing else she can do.” Jessica and fiance Eric Johnson reportedly spent much of their recent Hawaiian getaway fighting over her father, who Eric believes she should lay off of. “It’s something they can’t see eye-to-eye on, and it really spoiled the trip for a lot of family members who felt uncomfortable in their presence,” a source said. “Jessica is keeping Joe at an arms-length following the scandal and won’t forgive him for what he did to Tina. She just doesn’t want anything to do with him.” The Simpson family patriarch has been linked to several people – both younger men, Bryce Chandler Hill and Joey Anderson – in the past year.

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Kim Kardashian to David Letterman: No More Marriage Jokes!

The Kim Kardashian Pregnant and Special and In Need of Extra Attention Tour continued last night, with the reality star and her sister stopping by The Late Show with David Letterman . And Kim actually showed a bit of sass during the interview, telling the host he can no longer make jokes about her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries … because it’s actually been a year-and-a-half now! Considering the two aren’t actually divorced, that is. Watch Kim talk about the baller now, while Kourtney Kardashian gets in the best dig of all: If Kim were going to marry for publicity, wouldn’t “she pick someone that people knew?”   Kim Kardashian on The Late Show – Kris Humphries Update And that Kanye West fella? What’s his deal? Kardashian talks about her baby daddy in the following exchange: Kim Kardashian on The Late Show – What’s Kanye Like?

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Kardashian Curse: Is It Real?

There’s good news for Kanye West: Kim Kardashian is pregnant ! But there’s also bad news: the rapper is about to lose a great deal of influence and fame. Based on her previous relationships with Reggie Bush and Kris Humphries, Stephen Master – an expert in “N-Score,” an algorithm that measures an athlete’s popularity – tells The Huffington Post that Kanye’s career is about to head south. “Between Lamar Odom, Reggie Bush and Kris Humphries , those guys have all had their N-Score hurt, and it isn’t because of their awareness,” Master says, throwing Khloe’s husband into the mix. He continues: “Their awareness has actually shot up, in every case, but their negative appeal has also shot up. You need to do well, and you also need to date someone who people like. The Kardashians are controversial. They have really negatively impacted the marketability of [Odom, Bush and Humphries].” The Huffington Post has even posted a chart that allegedly proves the Kardashian curse . Are you buying it? Is this curse real?   Yes, the evidence is obvious! No way! View Poll »

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Kris Humphries: Benched by the Nets!

Kim Kardashian is no longer the only person who thinks Kris Humphries sucks. The Brooklyn Nets power forward, who had been a fixture in his team’s starting lineup for most of the season, was benched last night in the squad’s 95-92 win over Philadelphia. It was the first Did Not Play – Coach’s Decision of Humphries’ Nets’ career. “Anybody wants to start and play as much as possible, so you are obviously frustrated,” Kris told the press in response to his lack of playing time. “But it’s about more than one player.” Avery Johnson insisted that Humphries is “healthy” and “not in the doghouse,” but the baller has clearly fallen out of favor with the coach. Humphries is only averaging seven points and seven rebounds per game this season, following his signing of a two-year contract for $24 million overall. Perhaps if he spent less time fighting Kardashian in court , Humphries would be seeing better production on the court.

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Kris Humphries Saves the World!

On the basketball court, Kris Humphries is a rather one-dimension player. The man can rebound and that’s about it. But it turns out this ex-husband of Kim Kardashian is extremely versatile in real life. He can solve the Greek debt crisis. He makes amazing spaghetti sauce. Oh, and he’s about to save the world from an asteroid, per the President’s request. Watch Kris explain his various talents in this Funny or Die video: Kris Humphries: Funny or Die

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