Maitland Ward makes me laugh. It’s girls like her that remind us what Hollywood is all about, because the people who actually make it or who did make it for a minute are not really the norm…and the industry is mainly girls who have had a taste of it, maybe a secondary roll in a movie or on TV or a web series at Funny Or Die….or maybe just the cum of a director or producer rolling down the back of their throats…or maybe just serving one of them as a waitress, or as a masseuse hired by a celebrity in the right circle…not the job you moved to LA for but the job you got when acting didn’t work out and your mom and dad cut you off…. It’s like the majority of girls in LA are Maitland Wards…just not quite as old, because at 40 she’s still doing the same tactics these young instagram girls are doing, in the most bootleg of way, and I find the whole movement absolutely fascinating…and for that I love her.. I mean, most 40 year olds aren’t posting weird nudes to their social media, but in LA…they are…because they are hoping it leads to work that leads to validating their fucking parking ticket that is their life.. I love it…even if it’s disgusting! The post Subtle Maitland Ward of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are talking about how Mariah Carey is engaged to Australian James Packer, who is a Casino owner who finances 95 percent of Hollywood films…. You may remember him as one of the billionaires who got in a fist fight over that Australian hooker Miranda Kerr, when she was recently single after being fired from Victoria’s Secret, and getting into the whole being a hooker to billionaires, because she was a Victoria’s Secret model and I guess felt she deserved it…it was a step up…and these billionaires bit….she’s still with a fucking billionaire…she’s got her hustle down… Well…I think it’s safe to say he figured he’d go for someone with their own money, to give him the illusion that she’s not really using him for his money, and I guess all these rich and crazy people…are just that..rich and fucking crazy.. I know what you’re thinking, you don’t care about Mariah Carey being rich, being engaged to a really rich guy…and either do I, but I am posting it because I saw these bikini pics last week, posted them saying she’s probably pregnant..and now that she’s engaged, we can assume she is pregnant, because of GOD and the whole baby out of wedlock with a billionaire, you gotta lock that down and trap it, even when you are rich… So get engaged, make it legit, and remember I called her pregnancy out first… The post Mariah Carey Pregnant and Engaged of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s a pretty funny picture of a Josephine Skriver, who is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models. She is pretty hot, very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram…. The most interesting thing about her is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked… The other interesting thing is the tits her fame whore, attaching herself to a legit model, friend who probably fucked a Kardsahian in her quest to be fame, but never becoming famous, but getting 1,000,000 followers on instagram, which satisfies her sads and desperate…I hate this one, we’ve emailed each other and she’s not a fan of me making fun of her implants…becuase instagram whores are sensitive when you tease them Here’s her ass in shorts… Here’s her Crotch Shot as a Monkey Attacks her… The post Josephine Skriver and some Instagram Whore in Bikinis in Bali of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ana Beatriz Barros is a Brazilian who has done some shit for Sports Illustrated, Vicotria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit over the last few decades as a model. She started at 16….shit She’s 6 foot tall, 32, and I guess still trying to prove that not all 6 foot tall Brazilians have penises…it’s her life work… There was a minute when Ana Beatriz Barros was all the rage…you know doing Victoria’s Secret….back in the early 2000s…but I guess that was a while ago…even if it seems to have been a lifetime ago… But she doesn’t seem to be out of practice in wearing a bikini in an erotic way….because it requires very little talent, anyone can do it, just check out instagram, it’s easy…and one of the worlds best scams before instagram overthrew it… Now all we need to do is prove that acting is a scam, and my work here will be done…and what better way to wait for that to happen than to look at old, tall model tits with nipples for a magazine…like it was 14 years ago… The post Ana Beatriz Barros for L’Officiel Russia of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Alba wore what looks like a sheer when wet bikini top for her instagram…because Jessica Alba still wants you to think she matters, is still hot, because her start-up, that is really no longer a start-up, rely on her being the trophy wife and mother to sell their product, but more importantly, you know when she steps down with all her money when they sell to some big corporation she pretends to be fighting in her organic war on chemicals in products, and she has all the money in the world, her ego is going to force her to go back to acting, this time on a quest to get that Academy Award, because financially she won’t need to rely on that career, and can go back to the original art of acting she fell in love with while studying it at the conservatory…and by conservatory I mean doing the shitty fucking movies that don’t matter… ALl this to say, she’ll be naked in those movies, we just have to wait it out another 4 years. The post Jessica Alba’s Wet Selfie of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Erin Heatherton is one of the last few American made models, who is an actual model and not an instagram model…and if you’re wondering how I know this…it is because she’s been around since before instagram…and she’s worked for huge brands in fashion…and huge brands in shitty, sweatshop made lingerie, that appear in every mall across america for fat women to buy in hopes of looking a fraction as good as the hired models who have been thrown down all our throats…like the cake our fat asses clearly love eating…with the illusion that the bra will save the day….when really…an eating disorder is a better option….fatty. That said, she’s more than just one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex, tainted, vaginas he probably never fucked because he’s gay and was just doing it for image…she’s also tits in a Fashion magazine…and I think that’s great…. She’s a good Jewish girl…making her family, her rabbi, the Jewish men not married to 6 foot tall Jewish models, and me proud…even if her tits are a 5/10 compared to other Jewish tits I’ve masturbated to…because I have a Jewish girl fetish…because Jewish girls laugh at my jokes..and are the only answer my text messages…asthe non-Jewish girls are too uptight for that… The post Erin Heatherton for L’Officel Hommes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Jessica Simpson was showing her friend just what it takes to get your dad to love you enough to quit the church, build her career, make millions than come out of the closet as a homosexual….a long and strong tongue that while pressed against an asshole while giving a handjob feels amazing…Incest is the Best when you’re a country bumpkin and your daughter is the only thing in town that doesn’t have webbed does… Not that Jessica Simpson used to lick her dad’s asshole, but I’m sure she’s licked at least one dudes asshole, everyone has, even the most normal of people, like the cashier at the grocery store…it’s just something people do these days…so assuming that a celebrity, who has probably seen some shit, despite being Christian, even though she is a divorcee with kids out of wedlock who flaunts her tits for record sales, being anti-christian… Or maybe, it’s just something I want her to do to me….now that she’s taken her tongue out of the BBQ sauce and cake batter long enough to get a tight fit body….that we know probably has the soul of a fat girl, because skinny or fit doesn’t take away the underlying oral fixation that fills the emptiness in her soul, at least not forever…trust me, I prey on fat girls, I know how they work.
Porn Stars may not really matter these days, since everyone fucks on camera, even for free, usually in hopes of getting famous, but they are still this brand of human that is drawn to a trashy fucking industry, that think it is awesome, and that don’t even make that much money doing what you’d think would be unheard of things to do on camera… But as someone who knows a lot of porn stars, I’ll say that most are hyper intelligent and just don’t give a fuck about people watching them fuck, they are interested in sex and being fucked in different ways, like going extreme with the shit, and they find it an easy vehicle to get them where they want to go, since it makes more money than working at the Video Store, or wherever trashy girls willing to fuck on camera work, gives them the illusion of fans and fame, and if anything it’s easy fucking work..where they get paid more than the male talent….in what Feminists fighting for pay equality should celebrate.. That said, here’s a video of a bunch of Porn Stars taking a Breathalyzer at the AVN awards…and surprisingly…not one blows over the limit…because I guess they aren’t drunks, but rather addicted to other things, like being double penetrated and cummed all over on set….Good times.
Are people ready for “race bending” in comics? “The Flash” Casts Black Actress In White Character Role The new series based on The Flash recently aired, with a few notable changes to the traditional story canon. Most notably, The Flash’s eventual girlfriend, Iris West, is now a young Black woman. One LA Times writer examines the response to the change: The critics of “race-bending” or “race-switching” in adaptations of comic book lore don’t seem to be racist. Rather, as one website summarizes their complaint, they object to “political correctness pandering meant to foster the illusion of diversity, which is disrespectful to the tradition of these characters AND the general public.” But, as comics nerds of a certain age remember, the “tradition” of comic books in the 1950s and ’60s was to ignore blacks — perhaps to avoid offending readers in the South (or their racist parents). But it wasn’t just racial diversity that was lacking in the so-called Silver Age. Though many comic book creators were Jews or Italian Americans (Bob Kane, Batman’s creator, started out as Robert Kahn), the DC Universe of the time was Earth-WASP. In the 1970s comics discovered African Americans virtually overnight and soon black characters appeared to challenge not just super villains but “The Man” as well. The high, or low, point of the “relevance” craze was “I Am Curious Black,” in which Lois Lane entered a matter-transformer and emerged as a black woman. (“Suppose I couldn’t change back?” the altered Lois asks the Man of Steel. “Would you marry me? Even if I’m black?”) There was no such self-conscious racial melodrama in the premiere of “The Flash.” Iris’ race wasn’t emphasized or agonized about — which was refreshing. One could argue that this sort of comfortable color-blindness understates the persistence of racism in America, but it’s much closer to reality than the all-white Metropolis crowds who marveled at Superman’s exploits in the 1950s. And that’s the best refutation of the comics’ nerds complaint that the new approach is “disrespectful to the tradition of these characters.” That tradition was a dishonest and dishonorable one — as DC Comics admitted in a 1970 story in which an elderly black man rips into Green Lantern: “I been readin’ about you … how you work for the blue skins … and how on a planet someplace you helped out the orange skins … and you done considerable for the purple skins! Only there’s skins you never bothered with — ! The black skins! I want to know … how come?! Answer me that, Mr. Green Lantern!” Over the top, but he had a point. Your thoughts? Jack Rowland / CW / LA TIMES
Paris Hilton is a polluted pile of shit…who is old, who was beat by an Armenian at her own game, even though historically Armenians don’t win, that was an Armenian genocide by the Turks joke, making me wonder just how useless Paris Hilton might be…remembering that like most rich girls…she’s totally fucking useless…but the one thing she did excel at was getting naked and fucked while high…and distributing it to the world..landing a TV show where she played a half retard…and for some reason, a reason I call marketing and the general public being full retard it worked for her, even though she didn’t really need it to, because she has more money than god and this was all just a cry for attention… Well now she’s old, well rested, and still up to her “Look at me antics”…and sometimes I don’t mind looking at her, because ultimately, what she did and what she represents is pretty fucking funny, and far more entertaining than so many socialite twats in their tennis whites before her….it’s like she revolutionized rich kids and said “It’s okay to be gutter trash, we have trust funds”…and I am into that…Own your herpes…and buy for friends…
