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The Beauty And The Beast And Aladdin Connection You Definitely Missed

Belle and Jasmine would totally be BFFs.

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The Beauty And The Beast And Aladdin Connection You Definitely Missed

This Year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Will Feature Different Body Types

The annual ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue features plus-size model, designer, and activist Ashley Graham.

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This Year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Will Feature Different Body Types

Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day

Sports Illustrated has figured out how the internet works and I guess are releasing a photoshoot a day from their archives or from new content they shoot when they ship these girls to shoot for them..and today, I guess is Charity Day, you know pre-memorial day handouts…where they featured our friend Emily Ratajkowski and her amazing body, that must include Fake tits, because tits just don’t come in that shape and size…but when they do..they lead to instagram stardom…that I am sure is fizzling out, but that I’ll bring back to life…with my substantially influential blog…exposing her to 12 people who already probably jerk off to her… All this to say, I predict her being replaced by other big titty models, she’s just not compelling or exciting enough to really bother with..but Alba did exist for being just a hot chick, so you never know…but what I do know…is that she plays hard to get with me…with all that blocking on social media..and that makes me want to marry her…you know to keep things exciting…but until I get off my couch to propose to her..I’ll just stare and wonder how this happened…for 30 seconds…ok…over it.. The post Emily Ratajkowski in One of Her Last Photoshoots of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Nina Agdal is Garbage in Cosmo Mexico of the Day

I have been making fun of Nina Agdal since she hit the scene. I made fun of her Danish face that looks like it is semi retarded since day one. The only real redeeming thing about her was her ass and hot body, at least in pictures, and I just focused on this conflict that is her existence… I mean the reality is she’s a Sports Illustrated model, which means she’s hardly an actual model ,but last month I saw her in person and she’s awful looking. I’m talking drunk and haggard, with a shitty attitude, that deserves all the shit we have colelctively given her..she’s just this tall monster…all massive trying to draw attention to herself because she thinks she’s important… And for that…I have vowed to hate on her every chance I get, like in these pics from Cosmo, that are hardly whorish enough for a girl we all know is a fucking whore…I mean how else would she be paying her rent….Sports Illustrated doesn’t pay. We can assume she’s doing Mexico media in efforts to find a drug lord husband to finance her life….

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Genevieve Morton Swimsuit Pictures

Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton doing what she does best: melting my entire pants region with a new bikini photoshoot. Now, in case you forgot, Genevieve and I used to be an item on Twitter, and by that I mean, she would actually acknowledge my existence, which I’m pretty sure counts as blogger third base. Well, after these, I think it’s about time the two of us went all the way. That’s right: a DM. I’ll go light some candles and put on Al Green.

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Genevieve Morton Swimsuit Pictures

Meet ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Star ‘Paul The Illustrated Seal’

Meet “American Horror Story: Freak Show”‘s real-life freak actor, Mat Fraser, in this inspiring behind-the-scenes look at “Paul the Illustrated Seal.”

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Meet ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Star ‘Paul The Illustrated Seal’

Meet ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Star ‘Paul The Illustrated Seal’

Meet “American Horror Story: Freak Show”‘s real-life freak actor, Mat Fraser, in this inspiring behind-the-scenes look at “Paul the Illustrated Seal.”

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Meet ‘American Horror Story: Freak Show’ Star ‘Paul The Illustrated Seal’

Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Estella Warren was a huge Canadian Sports Illustrated bikini model, but now she’s 35…and looks 35…at least based on her stomach alone. I don’t really know what she’s been up to, because even when she was a “relevant” model, up on some Christy Teigen level of relevance, you know just good enough to not really need a day job because rich guys like fucking her cuz she’s published, I didn’t post much on her. I think her highlight was her HER THONG , but maybe her highlight is that she is a Canadian who got away, or maybe it is that in 2011 she threw away her “career” and was charged with DUI, hit-and-run, battery on a police officer and resisting a police officer, pretty gangster. But not as gangster as staged paparazzi pics I assume are for reality show she’s probably working on…. All this to say. I dig it. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Estella Warren’s Bikini Hula Hooping of the Day

Genevieve Morton’s Busty Bikini Pictures

Here’s busty Sports Illustrated model Genevieve Morton back doing what she does best: blowing my mind with super-hot bikini pictures. Now some of you might remember that Genevieve and I used to get hot and heavy on Twitter (aka she used to actually acknowledge my existence), but even though that’s all over now, I’ve got no hard feelings. I know that eventually she’ll realize what a huge mistake she made and how any model would be lucky to have me and come back to me. Stop laughing. That wasn’t a punchline.

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Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day

I like instagram models… They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes… Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the instagram dream – she even Booked Sports Illustrated for free…

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Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day