Apparently Lindsay Lohan is in London these days, and judging from these latest pictures at least, she’s having a pretty good time there. Because it definitely looks like there’s something left over in her nose in these pictures of her blowing a kiss to the paps, and it doesn’t take a genius blogger to figure out what it could be. It’s too bad though, because I was really hoping Lindsay would get her act together and clean up. Not for her health or anything, I’m not that nice. I meant so I can stop pretending to care about her well-being and start caring about seeing those freckled chesticles of hers again. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
Apparently Lindsay Lohan is in London these days, and judging from these latest pictures at least, she’s having a pretty good time there. Because it definitely looks like there’s something left over in her nose in these pictures of her blowing a kiss to the paps, and it doesn’t take a genius blogger to figure out what it could be. It’s too bad though, because I was really hoping Lindsay would get her act together and clean up. Not for her health or anything, I’m not that nice. I meant so I can stop pretending to care about her well-being and start caring about seeing those freckled chesticles of hers again. » view all 13 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.
I always have a tough time keeping track of all the Sports Illustrated models out there, probably because they keep adding more each year, and they’re all hot enough to make my brain shut down every time I see them in a bikini. You’d think as a professional bikini blogger, I’d be used to it by now. But as soon as I came across this spread Emily DiDonato did for H&M, I lost the ability to both form complete sentences and keep my pants on. Weird, right? The people at that Starbucks I just got kicked out of thought so too.
So apparently Carl’s Jr. got my favorite model Nina Agdal to do another one of their sexy fast food commercials , and I don’t get it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Nina could release a video of her eating a bowl of chili and I’d still think she looks great, but she made the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year, and Nina’s still stuck selling fish sandwiches? Girl needs a new manager stat, and I’d be happy to volunteer. Sure, I may not have a ton of experience, but I promise this wouldn’t fly with me. The most degrading thing I’d ever try to talk Nina into doing would be to sleep with a blogger. …OK, you’re right. Maybe that is worse.
So Sports Illustrated held their big Swimsuit Issue party last night, and no surprises here, but once again, I wasn’t invited. Despite the fact that I was the one who suggested they put Nina Agdal on the cover in the first place . Of course, then they went ahead and added two more models, which I’m not gonna complain about, but I still think was pretty unnecessary. As you can see, Nina’s more than hot enough on her own. » view all 20 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s my ex-Twitter girlfriend Genevieve Morton out looking better than ever celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue with her fellow super-hot models. That’s right, before she became a big-shot swimsuit model, Genevieve used to respond to me on Twitter. Now she doesn’t anymore, and it breaks my heart. Yes, contrary to popular opinion, bloggers do have hearts. Anyway, now that I’ve finally moved on too, I can only assume that Genevieve must be trying to make me jealous with these busty pictures. Well, it’s working. How about a quick RT for old times’ sake? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here’s everybody’s favorite surfer Anastasia Ashley putting on a great leg show at Cartoon Network’s Hall of Game Awards. And not only is she showing her hotness at awards shows these days, but turns out that Anastasia also made the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue this year, which in my opinion is the best photoshoot of the whole issue. So make sure to check it out here. Photos: WENN.com
On Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 4 , Kim Kardashian was painted as an unwanted house guest. Kris Jenner continually told the camera how irritated she was by the presence of her daughter, complaining about the time Kim took in the bathroom, how she made repairs to the residence without Jenner’s permission and other ongoing annoyances. After viewing the installment, meanwhile, Kanye West had a question for his fiancee: WTH?!? 27 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! View As List 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless! 2. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Pose Kim Kardashian and Kanye West pose here at the family Christmas party. Looks like fun! 3. Smiling Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Kanye West and Kim Kardashian seem very happy together in this photo. They love each other a lot. 4. Kim-Kanye Wedding Cover The Kim Kardashian-Kanye West wedding is on hold, people! Will they ever make it down the aisle? 5. Engaged Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make their first public showing here since getting engaged. We are so very happy for them. 6. Kimye in Action Kim Kardashian and Kanye West out and about. Nice hat, Kim? 7. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 8. Kim with Kanye They’re official! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got engaged on the former’s 33rd birthday. 9. Kim and Kanye Abroad Kim Kardashian holds the hand of her man in this photo. She and Kanye West are doing quite well. 10. A Kimye Moment Kanye West walks with Kim Kardashian in this photo. The two really do seem to be in love. 11. Kim Kardashian West Kim Kardashian West would be a great married name someday, don’t you think? 12. Kim, Cleavage, Kanye Check out that cleavage! Kim Kardashian is unafraid to show it all off in this picture. 13. Attending Fashion Week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are in Paris for this picture. They are attending Fashion Week. 14. Totally Kimye It’s Kimye! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West go for a stroll in this picture, prior to the former giving birth. 15. Kimye Moment Kim Kardashian says she’s an especially big fan of this photo. It is awfully romantic, huh? 16. Parents of North West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are the proud parents of North. Really! That is their daughter’s name! 17. Kanye Kardashian Kanye West should take Kim Kardashian’s last name, because he’s basically her ball and chain now. 18. Kimye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their baby girl North. Yes … North West. 19. Kim, Ye Picture Kim and Kanye at the MET Gala. Looking HOT as ever. 20. Kanye West Birthday Collage Kim Kardashian posted this collage on Instagram in recognition of Kanye West turning 36. It’s very sweet. 21. Kimye Sighting Is Kanye West having second thoughts about Kim Kardashian? We certainly would be. 22. Kim Kardashian and Kanye Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye out and about in SoHo. Cute couple. 23. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Photograph Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in Paris. Are the two planning on getting married? 24. Kimye in NYC Kanye West holds the hand of Kim Kardashian in this photo. They are hanging out in NYC. 25. Kim Kardashian and Kanye K. Kanye West is all smiles here with Kim Kardashian. We think he doesn’t realize what he has gotten himself into. 26. Kim Kardashian and Ye Kim Kardashian looks like her usual plastic self in this photo. She’s seated alongside Kanye West. 27. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Magazine Cover Kim Kardashian and Kanye West simulate sex on the cover of this French magazine. That’s… romantic? We guess? Radar Online quotes a source who says Kanye doesn’t understand why Kim allow herself to be portrayed in such a negative light. In real life, the insider says, Kim “respects” her mom’s home and would never act in such ways as we saw on E! last weekend. So, why did she come across like a petulant child on screen? “ Kim told Kanye it was a storyline for that particular episode,” this insider explains, adding that Kanye exploded and pleaded with his baby mama to “stop acting.” “He thinks Kim gets a bad reputation because of how she is portrayed on the reality show,” the Radar source says. “Kim is a totally different person off camera, very sweet and thoughtful, and not this materialistic, judgmental monster that viewers saw.” Whoa… whoa… whoa: is this person trying to say that Keeping Up with the Kardashians is scripted? That can’t be true. Kris mocked Kim during the episode for making loud phone calls, sarcastically referred to her a “princess” and told viewers she is “secretly counting the day” until Kimye moves out. And West, someone who prides himself on being real, can’t comprehend why Kardashian would permit herself to come across this way when it’s so antithetical to her actual personality. Funny. We can think of $40 million reasons why. Go watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online at TV Fanatic and celebrate Kim and Kanye, whose engagement will air on Sunday’s episode, here: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Engagement: The Unforgettable Album Open Slideshow 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. View As List 1. The Future Mr. & Mrs. West Kanye West and Kim Kardashian celebrate their engagement and look happy as can be. 2. Kim Kardashian Ring In a word? YES! That was the caption Kim Kardashian included along with this Instagram pic of her engagement ring. 3. Kim and Kanye, Engaged! Smile, Kim and Kanye! This GIF takes place not long after the couple got engaged. 4. Kanye West Proposes to Kim Kardashian! Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian in this video. It’s a far-away look, but it’s our first footage of the actual event! 5. Kanye and Kim Engagement Pic That’s Kanye West on one knee! And that’s Kim Kardashian accepting his proposal! AWWWW! 6. Happy Siblings Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner react to the Kanye West proposal in this Instagram picture. They are just so happy for their sister! 7. Kimye Engagement Party Photo Kim Kardashian and her family and friends pose for a photo at her surprise engagement party. 8. Kim Kardashian and Jonathan Cheban Photo Kim Kardashian and bestie for life Jonathan Cheban during her surprise engagement party. 9. Kim and Friend Kiss Kim Kardashian and another of her friends at her surprise engagement party thrown by Kanye. 10. Rachel Roy and Kim Kardashian Rachel Roy is good friends with Kim Kardashian. This is a photo of the pals on the night the latter got engaged. 11. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian flashes her engagement ring in this photo. It’s comprised of 15 carats and was a very nice birthday gift from Kanye West. 12. Kimye Engagement Party Pic Kim, Kourtney, Kanye and that douche Joe Francis at Kimye’s engagement bash. 13. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engaged: But For How Long?! Yes, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are engaged, but will it last? We break down the big event from the A-list couple here. 14. Kim Kardashian Engagement Ring: All the Details! Kim Kardashian is rocking a 15-carat ring on her finger. That’s how Kanye West rolls when he proposes. 15. Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring Kim Kardashian’s engagement ring is something else. Just look at that rock on her finger! 16. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Engagement: All the Details! Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are now engaged. Go inside the proposal now and send your couple your best wishes.
That’s what best friends are for. Brooklyn Decker had quite the silly reaction when she found out BFF Chrissy Teigen had landed the coveted cover of the 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . “Ps- I peed my pants when I found out. Literally. Peed down my leg. @CHRISSYTEIGEN!!!!!!,” the blond beauty revealed on Twitter. it’s safe to say she was pretty excited. A topless Chrissy graces the mag’s 50th anniversary edition alongside models Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge . Her good buddy Brooklyn appeared (also topless) on the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue . We love that the gals are so supportive of one another, even if urination is involved. And thanks to social media these two have made it clear that they’re one hell of a goofy team when they’re not busy posing in their bikinis. Do you remember when Teigen gave Decker a “vagina raspberry?” We do. Vagina Raspberry By Chrissy Teigen Chrissy’s not only one of the hottest models out there, she’s also a hilarious tweeter . Congrats on the cover, girl! If you want even more Teigen, feast your eyes on some of her sexiest pics now: 13 Sizzling Chrissy Teigen Photos Open Slideshow 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ. View As List 1. Chrissy Teigen Topless Picture Chrissy Teigen goes topless for a steamy spread in GQ. 2. Chrissy Teigen at the Grammys Chrissy Teigen outshined even the most famous musicians at the 2013 Grammys. 3. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover 2014 Chrissy Teigen covers Sports Illustrated Swimusit Issue’s 50th Anniversary edition with Nina Agdal and Lily Aldridge. 4. Chrissy Teigen Topless Instagram Photo Chrissy Teigen isn’t afraid of instagramming a little skin. 5. Chrissy Teigen, All Smiles Model and funnylady Chrissy flashes a smile in a sexy look. 6. Chrissy Teigen Bikini Photograph Chrissy rocks a teeny tiny swimsuit. 7. Hot Chrissy Teigen Bikini Photo Chrissy Teigen is a bikini pro. 8. Chrissy Teigen Nude Photo Chrissy Teigen goes nude. Wow. 9. Chrissy Teigen Topless Chrissy Teigen doesn’t let a little sand get in the way of a gorgeous picture. 10. Chrissy Teigen in Sports Illustrated Chrissy Teigen stuns in another flawless bikini photo. 11. Chrissy Teigen Naked Oh, Chrissy. Who else would tweet a naked spray tan photo? 12. Chrissy Teigen Topless Photo Sports Illustrated vet Chrissy strikes another beautiful pose. 13. Hot Chrissy Teigen Photo Chrissy has mastered the art of the “come hither” face…
