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The First Full Length The Lone Ranger Trailer Suggests It Should Be Called ‘Tonto’s Pal’

Can Johnny Depp and Gore Verbinski do for cowboys and Indians what they previously did for pirates? We’ll find out soon enough, as today we have proof that the troubled, years-in-development new version of The Lone Ranger will actually hit theaters. A new full-length trailer for next summer’s The Lone Ranger hit the web today, and it’s full of everything you’ve come to expect from the people who convinced us that the British East India Company operated in the West indies. It’s definitely an original story, but it’s also apparent that the film will treat the desert of west Texas with the same kind of cheesy awe that the Pirates films did the Caribbean, which is fine by me. The trailer shows us how Tonto and Kemosabe become pals, how the Ranger takes up the mask, and how the west Texas (actually, New Mexico) desert has some rather spectacular scenery. Incidentally, despite seeing more of Armie Hammer’s Ranger, I’m still getting the impression that Tonto is the main character. If that turns out to be the case, it’ll be an interesting twist on the Anglo-centric view of the old West. So, will this be a hit? There hasn’t been a successful filmed take on the character since The Lone Ranger and the Lost City of Gold in 1958, that film an extension of the popular TV series which ran on ABC from 1949 to 1957. The last theatrical attempt was the 1981 flop The Legend of The Lone Ranger , the less said about which, the better. And after the failure of Cowboys and Aliens , there’s a real sense that Westerns tend to flop ( Brokeback Mountain notwithstanding). It’s probably more likely that boring Westerns flop, however. More importantly, Johnny Depp remains Johnny Depp to the point that even an underperforming movie like Dark Shadows still rakes in $239 million. So what do you think? Fire off your silver bullets in comments.

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Amber Portwood: Turning Down Plea Bargain to Continue Filming Teen Mom?

Troubled Teen Mom star Amber Portwood is considering NOT taking a plea deal because it would effectively end her reality TV career , according to reports. Amber is supposed to be released from jail into the care of a halfway house this week after pleading guilty to possession of a controlled substance. She may end up changing her plea, however, so she can continue shooting Teen Mom as much as possible, sources tell E! News . Why on Earth … Portwood, who faces up to five years in jail if she violates probation, is not going to change her plea because she wants to sit in a cell instead. It is true, though, that the drug court that’s allowing Portwood to rehabilitate at the halfway house has ordered the facility not to allow cameras. For Amber Portwood , this is a very big deal. Last week, she said she had been under the impression that she would be allowed to live with her grandparents and film Teen Mom while fulfilling the terms of her sentence (counseling, regular check-ins with the court, etc.). Being ordered to a halfway house caught her by surprise. In order to stay out of jail, she was ordered to spend eight months at the halfway house and get a full-time job … one that does not involve TV. The third season of Teen Mom is set to premiere April 3, so that would leave Amber SOL and without the paycheck she’s come to depend on. As such, Amber decided Saturday that she may rather “do her time now and get it out of the way,” and the halfway house is “not the right place for her.” It wouldn’t be the full five years, presumably, if she did agree to serve jail time. We are probably talking about a couple of months, tops. After which, she would be free to film, without stipulations. “The system doesn’t want Amber to succeed,” a friend said. “She needs to stay in the entertainment industry. There are no jobs in Anderson (Ind.). She needs to finish her schooling. She can’t do all of that with a $7-an-hour job.” Baby daddy Gary Shirley currently has custody of her daughter, Leah.

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Steve Harvey makes surprising statement about Kim Kardashian

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Steve Harvey seems to be under the impression that most men would happily spend 72 days of their life married to Kim Kardashian. In fact, he seemed to think George Stephanopoulos of Good Morning America was among “most men.” Stephanopoulos quickly responded that he would not be happy to marry Kim Kardashian – for any length of time and, realizing what a foolish statement he had made, Harvey said he wouldn’t either, though the fact that Harvey even made the statement in the first place says otherwise.

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Kourtney & Kim Take New York Season 4 Promo: The Divorce With Kris Starts Here! [Video]

We were under the impression the divorce of Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries was not going to play out on Season 4 of Kourtney & Kim Take New York. Well, we were wrong. The reasons and arguments are coming on prime time! Turn the page for a teaser and the start of the divorce!

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About That Time Clint Eastwood Pulled a Fast One on Armie Hammer

Leonardo DiCaprio tried his best to buck Clint Eastwood’s reputation as a one-take director but it turns out that his J. Edgar co-star Armie Hammer had a totally difference experience than the leisurely ten-take routine described at last week’s press conference. “There would be takes that we did where I was under the impression we were shooting a rehearsal,” Hammer told Moviefone . “Or that the cameras weren’t even on … and that’s what we used. At one point he was like, “OK, cut, print.” And I was like, “Whoa, whoa, Clint, I had my sides in my hands, I thought we were just rehearsing that.” [ Moviefone ]

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White MSNBC doofus attempts to tell Herman Cain about being black

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MSNBC’s O’Donnell tries to tell Herman Cain he’s not really black. Cain is having none of it. The most interesting part comes around the 7:20 mark. Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : I Hate The Media Discovery Date : 07/10/2011 04:44 Number of articles : 2

White MSNBC doofus attempts to tell Herman Cain about being black

Joe Jonas Does His Best “The Situation” Impression For Wendy Williams

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Joe Jonas channeled The Situation on “The Wendy Williams Show,” performing a scene from “Jersey Shore” with the host playing Snooki . Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Gossip Cop Discovery Date : 07/10/2011 16:16 Number of articles : 2

Joe Jonas Does His Best “The Situation” Impression For Wendy Williams

DICE discusses Battlefield 3’s Battlelog

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Here’s a highlight reel of what Battlelog offers, though I’m sure many of us know what it does far too well with the Battlefield 3 beta currently open to all willing participants. When Battlelog was first announced, I was under the impression that it would be supplementary to functionality that was already fully present in the PC version of Battlefield 3 itself. Imagine my surprise, then, when I come… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Destructoid Discovery Date : 30/09/2011 15:09 Number of articles : 2

DICE discusses Battlefield 3’s Battlelog

Boys To Men: Are You Training Your Boyfriend To Be Someone Else’s Husband?

There is a thin line between love and hate, and that line is usually crossed when a boyfriend of numerous years breaks up with his girlfriend only to get married to somebody else in two years or less. We’ve all heard stories of long-time couples breaking up and the woman heartbroken and confused tries to go and find “herself” by remaining single in an attempt to finding her way back to happy. While her ex-man is reformed, a much better person and luckily finds his soul mate turned wife within the next 24 months. Grant it, in many situations these long-term couples were young when they met and may have grew apart, resulting in the breakup but it still doesn’t diminish the pain of training a boyfriend to be somebody else husband. Continued at MadameNoire.com

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Chinese Firefighter Arrested After Police Find 6 Women Captured In Underground Sex Slave Rooms

A former firefighter Li Hao, 34, cruised the city to pick up his targets and then kidnap them to inflict regular sexual abuse while starving and depriving them of anything. Two of the six sex slaves that Li allegedly kept in hideous underground were confirmed dead once the police arrived, but four have now been rescued from their suffering. Detectives determined that the two women who died in the basement must have been dead for close to a year, as their bodies rotted in the 20 square meters room. According to Li Hao’s wife, she was never aware of his sexual torture chamber, and was under the impression her husband was going to his part time night job every other day. More at HipHopWired.com…

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