Brandi Glanville is a mom. If you follow her career or her bonkers Twitter account then you probably already knew that, but it’s a strange thing to actually contemplate. A woman whose public image is defined by hurling wine glasses and criticizing the smell of other people’s vaginas is responsible for the proper upbringing of two humans. We’re not trying to suggest that Brandi is a bad mom, frankly, we have no idea. We are saying, however, that it’s not surprising that her approach to parenting is similar to her approach to everything else in life. Sometimes her honesty is refreshing; other times her insistence on saying whatever the hell pops into her head is seriously cringe-worthy. Take, for example, the ” good boyfriend homework ” that Brandi recently assigned her 12-year-old before his first date (and, of course, tweeted to her many followers): We remind you again that the kid is 12, which means his date should consist of holding hands at the Goosebumps movie, not asking the poor girl if she’s DTF. If this girl comes home and tells her parents that Brandi’s son asked if she’s a virgin, he’s gonna be the first kid in 6th grade with a restraining order. Naturally, Brandi experienced some backlash for the tweet, and she made a somewhat decent argument in her own defense: “Listen people !!Our ages 15&16 are the new 12yrs- thanks to the Internet-if you’re in denial about this do some major research,” she tweeted. Yes, Brandi we agree that kids are growing up faster than ever, but “Are you a virgin?” is a pretty weird first date question at any age, ya dig? Look, your sons already have LeAnn Rimes as a stepmother and a mom who doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “their.” Don’t put them at a further disadvantage by teaching them how to be total creepsters at a young age.
Teresa Giudice’s prison sentence may be nearing its end, but the good folks at Danbury Federal Correctional aren’t letting her go quietly into the night. Nor are they giving her special treatment, despite reports to the contrary. According to insiders, Giudice was recently strip searched during a late night prison raid because guards thought she could be hiding contraband! It all was sparked by a tweet in May, reading, “Thank you everyone for all of the cards, letters, and kind words of support. I love, love you all xo T!” Even though Teresa reportedly has unlimited access to e-mail, there is no Internet access available at the prison; Gia Giudice Tweeted on her behalf . At the time, it was unclear Gia had done so, and the prison wasn’t happy. “Prison officials descended into Teresa’s cell while she was sleeping,” a source says. “It was a full shakedown … guards believed she had a cell phone.” “The cell was torn apart, as were the bunks of all of the other inmates.” “It was extremely scary for Teresa and she was also subjected to a full strip search, including the dreaded bending over and coughing.” “Teresa explained to the guards that her daughter had posted to her Twitter account and after nothing was found, the ladies were left to clean up.” “It was extremely scary for Teresa because she had been on good behavior, and never been in the crosshairs for discipline purposes since arriving.” “There have been other routine searches, but she was never the focus.” “Anyone thinking Teresa is getting special treatment behind bars is absolutely wrong,” the source cautions. “She is treated just like everyone else.” This story corroborates claims that Teresa Giudice was shaken down , as she put it, although she was not punished or set back by the experience. We can expect to hear more about life behind bars via her Bravo special and Teresa’s tell-all book , which will touch on all facets of prison life. Including, somewhat surprisingly, the camaraderie she feels inside: “These women have become confidantes and sisters to Teresa, and without this sisterhood, she wouldn’t be able to get through the day.”
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Security Footage Of Lamar Odom At The Love Ranch Leaks On The Internet Police secured surveillance camera footage from the Love Ranch in Nevada where Lamar Odom was found unconscious. The footage shows Odom allegedly popping pills with one of the loose ladies and sauntering down the hall, probably for some sexy time. Flip the page to see more footage… Image via Radar/Enquirer
Katy Perry wears short skirts and thick panties as part of her costume for her tour…it’s like she’s a high school cheerleader…who left her high school body in the dumpster like it was unwanted baby on prom….and instead spent 10 years eating badly and thickening up…so that she looks like a middle aged secretary or customer service rep at the office Halloween party after one too many cocktails…getting freaky…thanks to years of oppressing her inner slut… I don’t think Katy Perry is that hot of a performer, I find her clunky, but she’s got a warm soul…surrounded by people who look like they are taking advantage of her, even if they are from her past…because she spoils everyone…probably out of guilt of being as successful as she is…it’s like “That Kissed a Girl Song was a Joke…How the Fuck Did this Empire Happen…Let me fly everyone to luxurious trips to celebrate this nonsense that is my life”…only she never invites me… But at least the internet lets me look up her skirt.. Here’s a Katy Perry “Sexy Tribute” on Youtube… The post Katy Perry Butt Flash in BRazil of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lea Michele is in Women’s Health, one of those magazines like Shape that don’t put any budget into their photoshoots, but rather put it all into their photoshopping after the photoshoots…because every single one of their editorial shoots has been garbage…whether it is Oprah, or anyone, they just turn these girls…and sometimes guys…dressed like girls…into a cartoon version of themselves… But it is nice that Lea Michele, the mourning Glee superstar with a man face…tucked in her cock… I don’t think the world is ready for her to Caitlin Jenner…or say she was Caitlin Jenner first… If that doesn’t excite you…here’s Victoria Justice for Health … probably a similar shitty magazine with a shitty photo team…making shitty pics of these girls and their shitty, uninspiring bodies…with so much health advice like “hire a trainer and a chef”….to continue the nation on the path to 90 percent obese… The post Lea Michele Tucking Her Dick in Women’s Health while Victoria’s Justice is in Health of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
elite.style It’s a fast paced world…where all of these twats are interchangeable because there are just so many of them…and the audience is fickle, we don’t fucking care or get emotionally attached to anything, not girls we fuck, not even girls we date exclusively, thanks to the internet giving us, even the most pathetic of us options… So yes, her dad bought her career, the fact she got out of bed maintained her career, but she’s hardly iconic because agencies push her on brands…or brads pic her up because she’s “relevant’ on social media…because social media likes are lies, half fake, definitely passive and it happens in a 2 second flash of brain power clicked follow…after reading an article on the bitch…but that no one actually really cares about…for anything more than the novelty…none of that shit matters, that’s just the way brands with retard staff gage things… Doesn’t matter, what matters is that she’s topless and squeezing her tits with her bra…you see I don’t care who is doing it, why they are doing, or how many likes they get doing it…I just care that they are doing…so whether this is Gigi, or Nini, or TayTay or TeeTee or shut the fuck up with your dumb fucking names…or not…tits squeezed in arms of value…the rest of her we can throw the fuck out…or up on…either way..treat her like the worthless, undeserving, spoiled shit she is.. The post Gigi Hadid Arm Bra Squeezing her Tits for Vogue Netherlands of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Playboy To Discontinue Printing Nude Photos Playboy has been an American Institution of flesh pandering since 1953. For over 6 decades Hugh Hefner’s monthly periodical offered lavish spreads of ladies on their worst behavior. But in 2015, when the internet is the go-to place for all things pervy, it’s a lil’ tough to sell people on the idea of waiting 30 days to see a tidday. “That battle has been fought and won,” said Scott Flanders, the company’s chief executive. “You’re now one click away from every sex act imaginable for free. So it’s just passe at this juncture,” Flanders said in an interview with the New York Times . Evidence of the internet’s stranglehold on the modern day creep can be seen in the massive decline in current Playboy subscribers. In 1975 the taboo magazine had 5.6 million subscriptions, down to a paltry 800,000 in 2015. Not for nothing, Playboy has had a good run, but not even “provocative poses” can save them now. There will still be better T&A on Instagram and Twitter. Will you miss the bucket nekkid version of Playboy?
I don’t know why people care that Playboy is pulling nudity from the magazine, like they did with their site, all to secure ad dollars… We live in a world where every instagram model and aspiring instagram model gets naked for their own “creative” shoots with creeper photographers to post on their tumblr…in efforts to get famous…. Let Playboy get their ad dollars featuring uninteresting girls in “provocative” non-nude ad friendly poses…with schlocky bullshit clickbait articles….or maybe their version of Esquire or Vanity Fair…all while every girl on the internet is getting naked for free… The mistake or lack of vision for Playboy is that Hef became obsess with blonde hair, big tit girls…well into the 2000s….and instead of it being a fad of the 90s…after the 60s, 70s and even 80s brought erotica…he turned it into his brand…casting strippers everywhere, even creating reality TV as a polygamist with some of the most vile looking women you could get a lap dance from at any small town strip club, but that he managed to bring into his billionaire life to gold dig…turning what could have been an interesting, thought provoking site into gutter shit… The mistake they made with the website was selling it off to Pornhub, so Pornhub could get funding from a New York hedge fund to buy and finance the billion dollar porn empire….because Pornhub, or as they are now called “Mindgeek”…know how to make flimsy porn content..and not good content..so they just cast any bitch willing to get naked for the website, usually trashy strippers, the kind with Chanel earrings and playboy bunny tattoos who dreamed of being in Playboy…they are all over instagram…. So they had a magazine and website that had nothing to do with each other, the website producing low grade porn you couldn’t jerk off to and shitty internet content…the magazine producing trasy celebrities like Holly Madison, and the other Playboy chicks…with shitty magazine editorial…. But it must be the nudity… For 50 years…they’ve secured premium ads…but now all of a sudden, in a porn generation….they can’t monetize the magazine because of nudity… Yet, if you look at the internet, every cute, normal, hipster feminist chick is doing nude shoots for no name photographers for fucking free…like it was Playboy…I have see so many hot, normal hipster girls in random tumblr shoots they post on instagram, that it’s like you don’t even need models anymore…every girl gets naked but it must be the nudity that is killing the Playboy brand… I just think it’s the cleansing of the internet. You can’t fat shame, even though girls fat shame each other. You can’t body shame, even though girls body shame each other. You can’t be a “Misogynistic” brand because you feature girls in your magazine as the focal point, but you can be a fashion magazine that features girls as the focal point, because the magazine is for women….it’s this fake-feminist movement of girls with bush, and I love bush, who think they are empowered doing abuse porn…but posting a well shot editorial shoot of a celebrity nude is misogyny… I mean, it’s come to a point where you need to ignore these ignorant “do-gooders” who think they are saving the world with their fake politics…and fake movement…when all they are doing is creating what they think is a stance, or an important movement, that they don’t live by, but like saying because it is good for social media… The free thinking people, who are comfortable with celebrating women, because free speech…should just keep moving forward and progressing and lets these cunts protest outside head office like the Christian freaks did in the 70s….it’s ok to be controversial, you can’t please everyone…and the second you try to please the younger kids who are scared to be mean to each other..is the second you’ve lost… What I am saying is the same feminist bitches who hate the misogyny of facebook…are posing naked on the internet in free the nipple campaigns…and advertisers who won’t sponsor good content because of nipples, even though we all have nipples, unless we are breast cancer survivors…should be boycotted…their products not bought…because it is oppressive… I am not passionate about this, despite all the words I wrote…it took me 4 minutes to shit this out…I just know that I started the site in 2004 and have never sold a mainstream ad because of nipples and instead of not posting nipples, I said fuck the advertisers…I like nipples…and feel calling this site porn, when I have a no dick policy…thus not being porn…blows my mind… Maybe Playboy doing this will open up the market to some people who don’t give a fuck and take the european approach to tits…and pussy… My prediction is that Playboy will post nudity again…because we’re all fucking perverts and nudity will alway win…. The post Playboy Has Dropped Nudity from their Magazine After 60 Years of Nudity of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Scout Willis braless and see-through on the town ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Jessica Chastain and her nipples in W Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Helga Lovekaty is nothing short of fully nude perfection ( egotasticallstars.com ) Melissa Debling has some shiny boobs ( boobieblog.com ) She’ll make you wish it was bikini season again already ( doubleviking.com ) Genevieve Morton gives great ass crack and hair bra ( steakwood.com ) Sophie Tweed Simmons definitely got her mom’s boobs ( fleshbot.com )
