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Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day

Jojo was one of the original, at least in this internet generation of celebrity bullshit blogs like this…you know..the way I spend my day..everyday…type sites…underage, jailbait, pop star who wasn’t that hot, but who Americans wanted to fuck, because Americans fucking LOVE underage girls…until they turn 18, get a black boyfriend, and pretty much dont do anything because they were tied up, pre-occupied with the big black D….in what she’s demonstrating how she used to do it…now that she’s worked her way back into pop culture…since that going black part of her….vagina…decided to try to make more easy money doing shitty songs and dances again… The post Jojo Demonstrates her Black Boyfriend who Ruined her of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Skin Links 10.6.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Bella Hadid’s nipples want out of this dress ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Carla Gugino nude at the beach ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Carl’s Jr. hottie Elle Evans goes nude for Playboy ( egotasticallstars.com ) Curly haired German model Leila Lowfire is a stunner ( boobieblog.com ) Some unbelievable amateur cleavage ( doubleviking.com ) UFC fighter Felice Herrig nude in Muscle & Fitness ( steakwood.com ) Demi Lovato nude in Vanity Fair ( fleshbot.com )

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Lindsay Lohan: Still Trying to Make Mean Girls 2 Happen, Is Basically Gretchen Wieners

In case you weren’t reminded of it 47 times on social media, October 3 was ” Mean Girls Day ” – so called because Lindsay Lohan says the date in the movie, and the Internet exists for the purpose of beating obscure references into the ground. Obviously, no one was more excited about this than LiLo herself, because when you’ve only done one good thing in your life, you’ll take any opportunity to celebrate it. We’re sure the members of Chumbawamba throw a huge party to mark the anniversary of the release of “Tubthumping” every year. Same idea. Of course, Lindsay isn’t content to just look back on her past successes. She’s still delusionally planning her big comeback, and as she’s said in the past, her plans involve an Oscar and a Mean Girls sequel . Seriously. So naturally, on Saturday, Lindsay posted about a dozen references to what’s really the only successful movie that she starred in as an adult, and she capped the day off with an Instagram post reading, “Next step: #MEANMOMS (I’m trying to make it happen!)” Sadly, we don’t think Lindsay got her own Gretchen Wieners reference with the “trying to make it happen” part. Otherwise, she would realize that “Mean Moms” is like “fetch”:  It’s kinda lame, and no one cares about making it “happen” except for her. Hopefully, Lindsay will get back to running around naked at weddings and dancing on yachts,  and let go of this silly “being an actress that actually gets paid to be in movies” dream. It’s just sad at this point.

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Life After “Delivert”: A Gallery Of The Funniest Andrew Caldwell Vine Remixes

A Gallery Of The Funniest Andrew Caldwell Remix Vines The online sensation known simply as #Delivert turned Andrew Caldwell from a common gay man, into the internet champion of the world. His impassioned (and patently false) declaration that he no longer likes “mens” became one of the most popular videos of 2014 and is STILL going strong thanks to his latest suspect revelation that he used to sleep with ex-NFL baller Kordell Stewart . Flip the page to peep the hilarious Vine videos and deliver yourself from boredom. Image via YouTube

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Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day

Elizabeth Elam is some instagram model who is willing to get naked like all girls on instagram…they all get fucking naked… I guess she’s doing this for her portfolio..or for art….or for followers…or because she’s an exhibitionist… All this is so repetitive, but naked…and naked is great…and I can’t help but think that some dude’s figured out how to get every girl in the world to want to get naked in public for everyone to see…like it was a class field trip and the girls on the bus were flashing cars going by…but the internet version which lives forever if you missed it.. Maybe flashing is in our DNA code….because as desperate as it may be…I still stare. VIA P Magazine The post Elizabeth Elam Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Totino’s Lady Rescues Pizza Rolls From Flood, Gives Amazing Interview

Step aside, Sweet Brown . Keep it moving, Pizza Rat . There's a new viral star in town, and she loves cheese, pepperoni and finding the humor in potentially tragic events just as much as her predecessors. As you've probably heard, Hurricane Joaquin caused record rains and serious flooding in the Southeast over the weekend. One of the millions affected was the South Carolina native in the interview above. Thankfully, the woman – whom the Internet has already dubbed “Totino's Lady” – was able grab her dog and her favorite microwaveable bite-sized snack before she fled from her home. Not only did Totino's Lady bring some unexpected humor to a sad situation, she also reminded us one of the most important lessons in life: There's always time for pizza rolls.

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Eve Jobs Is Trouble!

So, according to my sources, this leggy cutie is Eve Jobs , aka Steve Jobs’ youngest daughter. (I guess they ran out of name ideas after the first two kids.) And I’m going to be careful what I say about her, because first off, I think she might only be 17, and second, I’m pretty sure my Mac might self-destruct if I type the wrong thing… So let’s all just move it along, just to be safe. Photos: WENN.com

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Instagram Model Kendall Jenner With Supermodels Joan Smalls And Lily Donaldson

Don’t get me wrong, I love Kendall Jenner just as much as the next pervert with Internet access, but I’m sorry, I just don’t see how you can put her in the same conversation as real supermodels like Joan Smalls and Lily Donaldson here. For starters, I’m pretty sure the Victoria’s Secret hotties had to earn their supermodel status, instead of having it bought for them by their parents, and second, they do a ton more sexy lingerie shoots. In other words, Kendall’s got a lot of catching up to do… » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Skin Links 10.2.15

It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Bai Ling brings her pokies to the poker table ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Argentine beauty Conie Vallese topless in i-D Magazine ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Holly Peers in a fully see-through fishnet body suit ( egotasticallstars.com ) Who wouldn’t want to wake up next to busty Sarai? ( boobieblog.com ) I thought that was where the sun don’t shine ( doubleviking.com ) Mmmmm… Donuts ( steakwood.com ) Emily Ratajkowski in nothing but a fur coat and thigh high boots ( fleshbot.com )

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Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day

Ireland Baldwin is the broken, probably not because she’s from Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger’s failed marriage….and probably not because her dad’s phone conversation with her went viral when she was a kid…I mean being raised by actors, who double as egotistical, self destructive, sociopaths…doesn’t break a person…it probably makes them a lot of fun… I just think she’s broken, because she wants so badly to be a hot, relevant model and she seems more interesting and compelling than all the other girls her age who are vapid little twats…who have far less significant parents…including BIEBER FUCKING COUSIN HAYLEY Yet she can’t pull it off… To make things worse, she’s 6 foot tall and actually built to model, while those other rich kids are short bitches… She’s gone through being madly in love, to being a lesbian, to rehab…and she’s only 19….or 18…I mean she’s young… But old enough for me to want to save her….with my mouth….18-20 is the fun years…for my mouth. The post Ireland Baldwin is Fun of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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